What is beach culture like?
It seems fun.
A what culture?
>>59683488
Beach culture.
>>59683478
It's pretty fun. I don't live too far away from it and on nice days during the summer I will go out to it with friends or family and just hang on the Sand and usually eat some side Street food.
>>59684344
>and just hang on the Sand
uh huh
>live near ocean
>get flooded
AHAHHAHHAHAH SURE FEELS DRY ON MY NICE HILL OCEANIGGERS
>>59683478
>beach culture
so basically everything is a scene and a culture now ?
>how's the driving at 60 mph scene in Hamburg ?
>well I prefer the Beach culture in Dover but from December the hot chocolate scene in Savoy is crazy
>>59684793
Kek this
>>59684793
Really liking the shitposting scene here.
Wonderful
comfy
Am I ready for a beach?
>>59684952
Nice flag there.
>>59684968
Nice beach body. Should probably get some meat on those bones though you look malnourished.
>go to the beach
>It's like going to the pool but more gross
>End up washing sand out of my crevices for days
>>59685018
Where you fucking the sand or something? You wipe off most of it with a towel before leaving, the only bits left should be on your feet and that's only because you have to wear your sandy sandals until you get home. Maybe the problem is you don't wash enough.
>>59683478
>beach culture
>>59683478
Normies
>>59683478
If by beach culture, you mean living near a beach. nothing happens for 11 months of the year, but then we have barbecues and smoke joints a few weekends every year.
>>59685329
>wearing sandals to the beach
>wearing sandals ever
top lel, bet you wear a hat too nerd lmao
>>59685486
>not wearing sandals at the beach
That's what they're made for. Only a fucking weirdo would wear shoes or socks (especially since socks with sandy feet is a horrible feeling) and walking barefoot on the path/road/in a shop is also weird.
Have you ever even been to the beach?
>>59685604
>not wearing flip flops
>flip flops
>>59685658
>thongs
>>59685604
sandals are literally autist: the shoe
this is what you're supposed to wear to the beach
I hate the water
>jandals
>>59685604
>not wearing water shoes
slurp
>doona
>servo
>bottle-o
>eski
>>59685647
>>59685674
Flip flops are a type of sandal.
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>>59685779
right, the type not worn by neckbeards and german tourists
>>59685752
Noice
>>59685733
>being five
As an observer of the normie species who partake in beach culture, I have come to the following conclusions
Normie women/Stacies release their pheromones into the air as the sun rays hitting normie women flesh immediately stimulates pheromone production
Chads and Tyrones immediately pick up the traces of female pheromones in the scent and head on over the beach, where they choose the female with the juciest, ripest buttocks. The Chad makes a series of signals and gestures to initiate intercourse
The female then follows the Chad to the nearest hotel and intercourse happens when the penis of the Chad male enters the womb of the normie female
t. Roger Elliots, UCSB student
>why yes, I do wear water shoes at the beach
>>59685604
>Wearing any kind of shoes at the beach
No thanks
>>59685913
you know you fucked up when the dirty, subhuman frog is more of a bro than you
fuck ireland
>>59685674
>not wearing Birkenstocks
>>59685936
t. Wiremu Tewhakapoopeei
>>59685976
I'll never understand this socks and sandals thing.
>>59685983
>liking the irish unironically
kys
>kys
>>59686054
kys
>>59686019
Fuck ireland, I'm more buttblasted you insulted Papa France
>>59686077
>being anglo and not pretending to hate the french for banter purposes
what a faggot
>>59685936
I don't see the point of shoes, sand is pleasing under the feet and if it's a rocky beach that'll teach you to be a soft cunt
>>59686017
I'll never understand why people get so upset by it
>why no, I do not wear water shoes at the beach. I wear flip flops!
>>59686125
sometimes it's too hot to walk on sand with barefeet
>>59686121
STOP
>>59686157
that's what the water's for though lmoa
>>59686157
that's when you chuck on your thongs
Mmm
>>59686157
>Sun
>In Britain
Seriously tho yeah but my feet are covered in calluses so it's usually not a problem
>>59686181
no 8^)
>>59686151
Cultural dissonance I guess. Why would I use socks with my sandals here, wouldn't using shoes be better? The whole point of wearing sandals is to not have to use socks or shoes imo, I'd walk on the streets with my bare feet if I could. Then again, you guys have a colder climate, so there's that.
>>59686189
sometimes the beach is too large to walk from the water to the non sand area without burning your feet
>>59686196
i'd put on the old flip flops, but if he wants to put on shoes, couldn't care less
>>59686243
>frog
>thinking british people frequent sandy beaches in their own country
>>59686300
why don't you just stop whinging and get your pasty pom ass in the water
>>59686300
>i'd put on the old flip flops, but if he wants to put on shoes, couldn't care less
but you should care about your friend getting heaps of sand in his shoes!
>>59686352
This.
>>59686125
Barefoot for most of the beach, only worn if you're going to the shop or on your way back to the car, don't want to step on broken glass.
Though I used to put them on when going in the water when I was a kid because my brother scared me by talking about stepping on an urchin that paralyzes you. I don't think they even exist here but as a kid the thought was terrifying.
>>59685936
You're so rustled you're mad at the guy you're agreeing with.
>>59686019
Have you always hated us or was the thought of sandals just really triggering for you?
>>59685913
this
>>59685733
holy shit i can smell you from here you fucking autist
>>59686340
too busy pounding your mums arsehole to have a swim tbhh
>>59686352
>heaps of sand in his shoes
people have to learn these things themselves unfortunately
>>59686300
>thinking british people frequent sandy beaches in their own country
So what ? I don't wear shoes either if it's a pebble beach
Well if I'm just having a stroll along the beach during winter for instance obviously I'll keep my regular shoes, but otherwise no
>>59686416
>yurocucks
the irish are automatically worse than most other people without even having to do anything 2bh
>>59686416
>Though I used to put them on when going in the water when I was a kid because my brother scared me by talking about stepping on an urchin that paralyzes you. I don't think they even exist here but as a kid the thought was terrifying.
Same here but I was afraid of stepping on a weever fish
Hawaiifag here, beach culture is toxic, and a cancer to the development of a better society.
>>59683478
Literally cancer unfit for Whites.
>>59686516
>hawaii
rightfully belongs to us btw
>>59686530
not knockin, we'd probably have better economy and healthcare under you guys.
>>59686559
guam and american samoa too
>>59684344
>Germany going to the beach
Somebody post it.
shell gathering
it's fucking boring tbqh
>>59686618
why do japanese people do two fingers in photos?
what is the reasoning behind this?
is it some sort of code?
what do they hope to achieve with these signals?
I was at the beach last weekend
>>59683478
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>>59686684
where is this? and who did you go with?
>>59686684
looks cold
>>59686747
My wife and my wife's son.
>>59686618
looks genuinely toxic
>>59686647
Probably a proxy but hory fuck rare.
>>59686661
When I was a kid I usually gave a thumbs up in photos, similar deal here I'd imagine.
>>59686661
isn't it just the peace sign?
>>59686530
Yes they do rightfully belong to the US.
>>59686618
go away you sick pedo
>>59686647
*throws Master ball*
>>59686157
>sand getting hot in britain
spotted the proxyfag
https://youtu.be/MZa5LvQT65I
>>59686805
But does everysingle irishman hold up a thumb in every photo? if you look at it, everyone with at least one free hand is putting up the sign. there's something deeper going on
>>59686848
what relevance would peace have when looking for shells?
people shouts " Umi da ~~~!! (it's sea!!)"
and blindfold and hit the watermelons with wood stick.
All these fucking Europeans with their shitty cold European weather, freezing cold water, and lack of surfable waves talking about beach culture. Lol fuck off, you niggas don't know what a real beach is like.
>>59686982
>The V sign, primarily palm-outwards, is very commonly made by Japanese people, especially younger people, when posing for informal photographs, and is known as pīsu sain (ピースサイン?, peace sign), or more commonly simply pīsu (ピース?, peace). As the name reflects, this dates to the Vietnam War era and anti-war activists, though the precise origin is disputed. The V sign was known in Japan from the post-World War II Allied occupation of Japan, but did not acquire the use in photographs until later.
>In Japan, it is generally believed to have been influenced by Beheiren's anti-Vietnam War activists in the late 1960s and Konica's advertisement in 1971. A more colorful account of this practice claims it was influenced by the American figure skater Janet Lynn during the 1972 Winter Olympics in Sapporo, Hokkaidō. She fell during a free-skate period, but continued to smile even as she sat on the ice. Though she placed third in the competition, her cheerful diligence and persistence resonated with many Japanese viewers. Lynn became an overnight foreign celebrity in Japan. A peace activist, Lynn frequently flashed the V sign when she was covered in Japanese media, and she is credited by some Japanese for having popularized its use since the 1970s in amateur photographs.
>Because of its popularity in Japan, it exists as an Emoji and is in Unicode, as the sequence U+270C, or .
That's really weird, I thought there'd be a bigger story behind it than some minor celebrities 40 years ago.
>>59687069
>people shouts " Umi da ~~~!! (it's sea!!)"
I thought the guy in Pokémon was unique until now.
Here in CA
>DUDE SURFING, BONG FIRES, AND WEED LMAO
>>59686661
We call Peace sign or V sign. Victory.
no mean now.
Japanese are shy, and can't smile like Tom Cruise front of camera. Then we make peace sign.
>>59686747
Bournemouth with my gf
>>59687157
I want to move to California
>>59687089
The Mediterranean is hot and the Atlantic coast is known for surf spots. All of this without having to deal with sharks
>>59687342
>French """""""surfing""""""
>>59687374
here we windsurf, does that count?
>>59687374
Meme all you want, it's the plain truth
>>59683478
Beach culture is the most normie fucking thing possible and I wish I knew when it started to fucking go back in time and stop it, there is no reason to pick a sea full of shit, piss, food and garbage thrown in by humans over a nice clean pool
>>59687135
>>59687160
So this all stems from someone falling over and sticking two fingers in the air? jesus
>plan to go live in California
>will only probably visit the beach once or twice because too autistic and afraid of people
>>59687342
>The Mediterranean is hot and the Atlantic coast is known for surf spots. All of this without having to deal with sharks
The Mediterranean is flat. The Altantic coast is cold.
>not dying prematurely from being ripped apart by a fish
Fukken pussy desu.
>>59687416
>needing to wear a full length thick wetsuit just to enter the water
Redneck beach culture
>>59687541
>The Mediterranean is flat.
I never said the surf happened in the Med
>The Atlantic coast is cold
Top kek, and this is the kind of guy that will call me a pussy
>tfw no beaches
>>59687541
>>59687640
But the surf happens in the south of the Atlantic coast, not in Iceland. Not that I'd expect Australians to be able to handle regular weather though
>>59687674
what are they doing?
>>59687699
RARE
>>59687699
but you have nicest flag
>>59687699
>mfw landlocked """countries"""
>>59687699
nice flag though faggot lmoa
>>59687777
Quads of truth
>>59687742
Taking their trucks, Jeeps, and dune buggies out.
Most people will make their own dune buggies, or you can buy them for $1500-$3000
>>59687865
I see that, but I was wondering if they are doing some sort of event, because of the flags infront
>>59687951
It is a rule, you must have a flag on a pole so you can see each other when you are coming over a dune or hill.
>>59688032
I see, that makes sense
I want to become a pirate and do cool adventures like in Pirates of the caribbean, and after that, I want to chill on the warm beach contemplating my treasure
>>59688986
>die of scurvy because nobody knows what vitamin c is yet
>>59687691
Glorious surprise shark death >>>>> Completely avoidable hypothermia
>>59687738
Your surfer chicks are just as covered up as your muslim women in burkas.
""""""""french"""""""" beach culture
I would seriously kill myself if I wasnt spanish masterrace.
I burn in the sun, so no, it wouldn't be fun.
I always stay inside during the summer.
>>59689194
spain is a good place to go if you're old, fat and retired. it's shit if you're trying to do something with your life.
>>59689275
But we have beautiful white nights.
