You wake up on Easter Island.

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Easter?

I search for the five dollar egg

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>>59682419

>>59682271

I accidentally part of a statue, am fined 30K pesos and I am banished from the island for ten years.

(this really happened to a poor Euro tourist, but he shouldn't have touched the fucking thing).

I celebrate.

>>59682439
GIVE IT I SAW IT FIRST

>>59682271
lie down and sleep.
enjoy sunshine (if available)

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>>59682463

>>59682552
I fucking hate you

>>59682552
beautiful.

>>59682552
Did you just make this?

thank you mr easter

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>>59682552

I look for true love

I wonder why I'm back here, I saw everything the first time.

repeating digits for a crusade against the pagans of the island
All repeating digits join my heavenly-ordained war effort

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>>59683077
Heavenly dubs for a heavenly quest

>>59683077
>>59683104
Cringe

>>59683249
Can it, heretic

>>59682271

Scold natives for turning a tropical paradise to barren wasteland within a handful of generations.

Congratulate natives for making contact with ancient aliens.

Steal moai, sell on moai black market.

>>59683077
>prothestants
>allowed into crusades

Not even quads would make such an heresy acceptable desu

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>>59682439
>>59682552
You're a big guy