You wake up on Easter Island.
Easter?
I search for the five dollar egg
>>59682419
>>59682271
I accidentally part of a statue, am fined 30K pesos and I am banished from the island for ten years.
(this really happened to a poor Euro tourist, but he shouldn't have touched the fucking thing).
I celebrate.
>>59682439
GIVE IT I SAW IT FIRST
>>59682271
lie down and sleep.
enjoy sunshine (if available)
>>59682463
>>59682552
I fucking hate you
>>59682552
beautiful.
>>59682552
Did you just make this?
thank you mr easter
>>59682552
I look for true love
I wonder why I'm back here, I saw everything the first time.
repeating digits for a crusade against the pagans of the island
All repeating digits join my heavenly-ordained war effort
>>59683077
Heavenly dubs for a heavenly quest
>>59683077
>>59683104
Cringe
>>59683249
Can it, heretic
>>59682271
Scold natives for turning a tropical paradise to barren wasteland within a handful of generations.
Congratulate natives for making contact with ancient aliens.
Steal moai, sell on moai black market.
>>59683077
>prothestants
>allowed into crusades
Not even quads would make such an heresy acceptable desu
>>59682439
>>59682552
You're a big guy