Fuck Alberta in particular, you fucking American wanna-be, cowfag, oil drinking, psuedo-redneck pieces of inbred dog shit.
>be Albertan
>burn to death
>get run over by a rig pig in a dually that dropped out of grade 11 to be a slave for an industry that doesn't give a fucking shit about them
>die from dry weather
Just liquidate my country and sell off the assets senpai
I love it here in comfy alberta, stay mad chug
>>59681285
t. Ping Pong Chink Wong
>>59681737
>No jobs
>Suicide and crime jumps up 300%
>Half of the province burns down
Lmao everytime I see someone say "comfy alberta" I can imagine some kid living in Ontario/BC pretending to be a big farmer living off the land.
fuck alberta
>>59681737
didn't you burn down
I want to be american so much.
We'll take Alberta off your hands. No charge.
>>59681285
the weather in Ed for the past couple weeks have been amazing since it first started raining yesterday
still comfy
let it burn desu
>>59681928
Fuck off I'd rather it burn to the ground than give land to the yanks.
You can take the hillbilly citizens though. Get them off our property.
>>59681787
this
at least then I could defend myself and my property from abos
>>59681769
you can also buy 1000 acres for like 600k
>>59681957
this
>>59681787
race traitor
>>59682022
>you can also buy 1000 acres for like 600k
For what purpose would you want so much land to take care of, ever?
>>59681285
why so mad though?
>>59682384
>race traitor
Yeah I'm sorry I'm not a loyal chinese Zhang.
>>59682577
>America is literally less white than Canada and their president is non-white
Lel
>>59682577
get off my land :^)
Alberta confirmed for best province/state in North America.