Prehistoric memes edition
Islam
>>59677971
oops looks like he spelt that word incorrectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOk8Tm815lE
this isn't art because i don't like it
Allahu Akbar
https://www.raywhite.com/qld/morningside/1468504/
ahhh yes, $650,000+ sounds like quite the deal!!
it's a "argue about irrelevant things to momentarily forget about our lives" thread
great
>>59678017
>10,000 litre Water Tank with pump
that would make for a big bong
>spent all year hiding in my room because people terrify me
>a few minutes ago I thought 'fuck it' and made a cup of tea in the communal area
>there were four normies talking animatedly as I went in
>all of them immediately shut up
>ten seconds later I had the kitchen to myself
Feels good man. Remember, normies are more scared of you than you are of them.
>>59677989
sure you can but only if you have some actual insight and education on it.
people who dismiss all contemporary art for flimsy reasons are almost always retards
*doesnt do my assignment*
ah yes
>>59678012
Except that is art, because you can clearly tell the how it took a lifetime of mastering to get there.
>>59677981
doubt it will sell for that much
you can get bigger houses in nicer suburbs (Haberfield, Concord, etc.) for less
*turns on Skepta's magnum opus 'Konichiwa'*
Yes, I am quite the Grime connoisseur
>>59678062
dont understand how youre going to live your life like that
>>59678076
>nicer suburbs
>(Haberfield, Concord, etc.)
ah yes hello gino dellatorre!
still dont understand how my dad sold his 3 story house 3 blocks from the bay for a loss hahaha
absolutely fuming
>>59678069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-tboYkOFho
not art
>>59678092
This isn't the 1960s anymore, grandpa. Those areas are now populated by the Chinese.
>>59678089
Nor do I desu, but that's beside the point
>>59678119
cos hes a dumb abonigger
>>59678136
that is true
>>59678119
my parents bought their house in late 2005 for an absolute steal because the owners had bought a new house and couldn't afford to move unless they dumped the house. they cut like 50 to 100k off of what would be expected and we bought it 2 days after it went on sale for like $550,000.
we got the house valued two years ago and it's now worth 1.1 to 1.2 million hahahaha absolutely rekt
this is art because I like it
>>59678092
objectively speaking nicer suburbs than Balmain
>>59678120
You can clearly see the objective conscious of the creator. It's art.
Art isn't subjective. If someone shits on the street, that's not art. That's just a pile of shit. Deal with it.
>normie mongoloids actually think they're fit to judge art based on how '''pretty''' it is
howling
>mfw daddy's a real estate tycoon with 8 properties in burwood and campsie and rents them all out to chinese expats at exorbitant prices
>>59678160
reminder a picture of an ashtray was sold for milions
>grandma's unrenovated house in a dead end suburb (Rockdale) sold for 1.6
hmm...
>>59678155
desu the reverse is equally applicable
>>59678160
>You can clearly see the objective conscious of the creator. It's art.
that's incredibly subjective
>>59678183
Nobody cares, wanker.
>>59678173
>throwing intelligent conscious and creation out the window for the sake of trying to appear enlightened. All art is equal. It's 2016 people
Howling as well
>>59678204
well that was rude
>>59678136
>>59678144
no it isnt
>>59678197
fucking hell
https://youtu.be/OzsGmdmhDTI?t=29s
This is art because I like it
>>59678197
1.6 what
going for a walk
>>59678217
I didn't think it was rude. Not my fault you're such a fucking crybaby sook.
>>59678183
give me $400 right now or i'll fucking FLIP the fuck out
>>59678220
Who am I to judge? I realize it's just screaming like baboons, but I'm just a dumb, white male in 2016, so I can't judge them
>>59678239
you should come to the realisation that whatever key buttons you press can have a real effect on someone elses life
http://www.domain.com.au/89-clarendon-road-stanmore-nsw-2048-2012793746
>1.3 million
ah yes, I have always wanted to purchase the equivalent of a stationary caravan for 1,300,000 dollars
dook a
>>59678223
1.6 gigawats
>looking at houses in my area (Blacktown)
>even 2 bedroom, 1 bathrooms shacks built in the 1960s are selling for over $600,000
Welp, looks like I'm going to be living with my parents forever.
>Your opinions about art are wrong because I implied you're a stupid leftist
>>59678214
man posting utter wank like this only further shows that your experience with arts is nothing more than shite you've seen online by middling art students or "epic" baroque paintings
>>59678256
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>59678269
>>looking at houses in my area (Blacktown)
>>59678285
>>59678279
>>59678214
get a job
>>59678269
the cheapest places in my neighbourhood is a new massive apartment development that sets you back $500,000 for a one bedder hahahahaha fucking mental
>Why yes, I am qualified to make sweeping generalizations about art despite having a layman's knowledge and seemingly no ability to effectively argue my point
NOW LISTEN UP
HERES A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVED IN A BLUE WORLD
>>59678269
>Blacktown
oh dear
>>59678301
im a gigolo
>>59678269
could move to adelaide haha
Westmidslad was a normie twat who never belonged posting here anyway, someone post his pics again I forgot to save
>>59678322
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
>Hahaha......don't you know nothing is sacred anymore, amigo? See this piece of poop? BAM, that's art, because it makes me think of things.
Have you accepted Christ, anon?
>3 UK flags out of 58
"/brit/"
This is an apple
>I hate contemporary art
>>59678358
yes it's a perfect representation of modern britain
a diverse a multicultural cesspit
There's a town in Texas called White Settlement
Americans are objectively the worst posters
>>59678300
>>59678326
pls no bully it's not that bad
>>59678331
No thanks, that would be even worse than where I am
why are australia so dear lads? has there been a crocodile hunting related economic boom? does shitposting really pay that well?
>>59678364
Correct. If we subjectively think about it..this orange can be anything. It's 2016 of course
>>59678370
ironic considering it's in texas
>>59678380
>dear
drop everything and read?
>>59678364
False analogy
Lads my friend made me take 1 gram of MCAT
I'm absolutelu fucked m8s
could do with some love boys i need to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo
there were probably cunts shelving pingas to this song like 15 years ago hahahaha plebs
>>59678372
No, that would be Australians, and you in particular.
>>59678395
That's subjective
>>59678402
Here Are 5 Ways To Tell If The Guy Who Replies To You Has A Hormone Imbalance
>>59678346
ᶦᵐ ᵇᶫᵘᵉ
>>59678407
Incorrect
>>59678310
Where do you live?
Is friendship a lie, lads?
2 days till overwatch buds
>>59678394
>The name of White Settlement originated as a result of there being two settlements in the area: one occupied predominantly by Native Americans (near where Fort Worth is located today), and the other one being occupied by white settlers. The latter settlement received the name "White Settlement" as a way to distinguish itself from the Native American settlement. The city was incorporated in 1941.[8]
>On October 14, 2005, city leaders announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2388 to 219.
>Should we as intelligent humans REALLY be in charge of judging another human's creation? No way! It's all subjectivity. 2016.
http://www.domain.com.au/52-thornley-street-leichhardt-nsw-2040-2012792385
hmm, why yes 1.4 million for a literal favela house is simply an unbeatable deal
>>59678438
It's only incorrect from your subjective views
>>59678447
coorparoo/east brisbane area.
you get the occasional house below that, but at one point apparently that's just about all you could cop for 500k according to someone from work who was scouring the area to buy a place.
>>59678368
I wish we were full of Australians and Amerifats.
>>59678481
>coorparoo/east brisbane area.
doxxed
meet me on Caxton Street tonight at 11pm and I'll deck/kiss you x
You lads don't honestly think the only art made today is shock art?
also shock has its own value if it is truly novel and shocking
most wannabe art school grad shock artists don't innovate
when was the last time any of you went to an art museum or show or gallery or anything?
when was the last time you read up on art history?
this is the millionaire lifestyle in Australia
boys htis MCAT is major
oh my gd
STILL HAVENT GOT ANY SLEEP IN THIS FUCKING TENT
>>59678461
That's because of the location. Of course houses in the inner west will be expensive because it's right near the CBD.
Check your privilege. I have much worse than you do.
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-blacktown-122567362
Might try out CK2 lads
Getting sick of Victoria 2 haha
AH VOOT LABOOR CUZ ME MAM END DAWD TOOLD ME TOO
>>59678518
I think the argument is whether art should be judged or if it shouldn't be judged, not if today's art is good
There are of course tons of art today that is good
Unfortunately, there are many bored people who daydream of being an artist, and they think anything they do is art
>>59678545
hate what the DLCs have turned CK2 into
its such a shitshow now and horribly broken after too long
they need a DLC to balance everything out rather than more gimmicks
>>59678545
Why don't you give Stellaris a go, I'm torrenting it at the moment
>>59678563
kanye is literally the greatest artist since michelangelo
>>59678513
meet me at fucken cooparoo maccas and ill lay you out bruv
>>59678563
Art should be judged. The argument is whether or not art can be objectively judged
>>59678578
There isn't much content yet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3599019/I-t-understand-didn-t-like-Grieving-grandmother-Polish-girl-dead-school-complaining-classroom-racism-says-pupils-blanked-16th-birthday.html
Brits are fucking subhuman. Literally the niggers of the white world.
>>59678524
THE ONE TIME
in two years that i need some (You)s
and nobody reponds
>>59678563
>I think the argument is whether art should be judged or if it shouldn't be judged
no the argument was that contemporary art is all bad and it got sidelined into this objectivity-subjectivity nonsense since the initial argument has no legs
either way no one with a background in Art thinks its 100% subjective, but but trying to point out a hierarchy of pieces/art forms is a bit silly
can't see myself ever buying a house in Sydney tbqh
might do a cheeky move to Europe
>>59678634
half considering a cheeky move to america at some point hahaha
>>59678645
you could live with me haha
wish all my friends would stop being dickheads and break up with their gf's and start having parties again
>>59678595
A man who judges art as on object is using his intelligence. To be claim to be an intelligent man, while also claiming hold high standards when it comes to human creations, is just silly
>>59678545
People say CK2 is hard, but honestly I've had a harder time with Victoria and EU4. This is mainly because CK2 is more about alternative history timelines. Also, CK2 lacks any economic system. CK2 is all about raising an army while also roleplaying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek
who /guilty pleasures/ here?
Got a question for you brits:
Chip or Bugzy?
Skepta or Devilman?
Me; Bugzy and Skepta
>>59678645
we're fi;;
>>59678678
where do you live
Summer internship at minimum wage.
9-5 five days a week.
No holidays, 10 weeks.
Yes or no.
>>59678685
>People say CK2 is hard
no one says this
>>59678710
with my mom
>>59678714
yes...
>>59678705
grime is shit
put some asap on nigga
I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM
>>59678714
do it, youll be glad in the end up lad
>>59678714
yeah at least it's paid
>>59678747
Bit shit sacrificing my whole summer though.
>>59678743
go back to 2014 lmfao
nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9LpgWSg-As
graduating this year and I have no idea how to look for internships or graduate jobs at all
>>59678743
'Mainstream' grime is pretty meh
Dave and Hardy Caprio are pretty decent tbqh, don't know if I'd consider most of their shit grime though
>>59678767
whats your other options?
just make sure you dont end up shitposting on 4chan at 5 in the morning regularly wishing you had done the internship while being a neet
it will break you mentally
>>59678791
Degree?
>>59678791
just be yourself man
>>59678771
>tfw German Eurodance will never make a comeback
kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd9Dn3bJlI
>>59678815
arts
ladz, my coworker has a distinctly smelly snatch.
i can smell it when she is near me even when she is fully clothed. i even caught a full whiff of it once when i used the common toilet right after her. should i say or do something here, lads?
>>59678791
Unless you have a D or HD average, have amazing extracurriculars or have good connections, then you're fucked.
>>59678815
maths at cambridge
see me on the tv: "hi mom"
>>59678833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
*runs to the bathroom hiding my crotch after watching the video on MTV*
>>59678846
retard
>>59678862
ez money then
>>59678767
let's be honest, your summer would be you getting drunk and shitposting during the week.
paid internship is 100% better plus you can tell bitches that on the weekend and impress them m8
>>59678901
looks like its a promising call centre career for me then
Everyone's still asleep the tent is fucking sodden and I am now sat up in a corner as it's the only place slightly dry completely given up on sleep now fucking kill me
>>59678899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItJV68oYCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdm3T67IXdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoiyIK6iKRU
>>59678973
Why would you waste your money on a fucking arts degree, fuck sakes
>>59678974
lmfao what
>>59678978
call on me was an absolute banger ay
>>59678978
*puts on a clean pair of extra long cargo shorts*
>not doing an arts degree
aha wtf it's like you WANT a job
nerds
>>59678996
>my money
hello poorfag
>Golden age Britney spears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
>>59678997
Been tentposting all night lad
>>59678770
modern music is shit mate i only like the classics
>>59679058
I clocked in late
sorry
>>59679027
Trust fund?
Otherwise you do realise you have to pay all your HECS debt back lad? Maybe not considering an arts degree won't break >$40k a year
>>59679042
I prefer her shemale look alike Fabiane Spears :^)
>>59679042
>Implying 2007 Bad Bitch Britney wasn't her golden age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo
>not doing an arts degree then retiring to some shitty beach town to live on minimum wage for the rest of your life never paying your HECS back
ahaha
>>59679071
the former my dear friend
Never going camping again
>order ice tea
>no ice
ah yes, very impressive
>>59679059
>why yes my favorite songs are Tarkovsky's 1812 overture; with REAL cannons of course, and Dvorak's From the New World because its ebin and they used it in my favorite anime
>>59679091
kys (know your songs)
>>59679149
Not sure what you're trying to say here 2bh
>>59679141
t. rasheed
>>59679128
my life plan except in the woods with lots of guns and dogs and illegitimate kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWrepLjTKc
banger alert!!
>>59679183
Doesn't make sense mate literally thousands of rasheeds are camping in Europe
>>59679140
Wish I had a trustfund, all I want to do is live without financial worries
>>59679193
just going to tell ppl im a struggling writer or something lmfao
>Victoria 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWEe4BVqREo
Remember when that 18 year old bitch won like €186,000,000 on the euromillions smfh it should have been me haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc
Wish I knew how to send texts through Microsoft Excel
ah yes just talked to the barrista qt again
she asked me what uni i went to and then when i asked her she said she went to a uni with a high asian student base so i cracked a joke where i said "i have 2 friends who go there. they're both asian" haha
>>59679228
this
being poor has made me age like shit and fucked with my head
dad could have easily made it easier on me aswell the bastard
>>59679257
i won $65 on a pokie once. if the mini hadn't been won like an hour before, i'd have copped $1200 apparently
>>59679241
I already do that
little do they know the only thing I've veer been paid to write is porn
>>59679254
>the folds on that chubber
ugh
>sales assistant positions that ask for 5 years retail experience
ah yes, very impressive
>>59679266
good joke ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahaha
>>59679279
neat
>>59679266
good lad
when's the big day you ask her out?
>>59679284
you know why they do that right?
there are a billion old fucks who sit in those entry level jobs until they die
or alternatively sad middle age immigrants who have been doing the same shit tier job for 5 years.
>>59679282
>chubber
low test detected
>tfw one of your good friends gets roped in to an MLM scheme and you have to cut them loose
>all these aussie and canuck flags
ah yes, the so-called "/brit/" thread
>>59679327
no idea i guess if i ever see her on break
>Winter is coming! Retail people wanted!
>For an opportunity that’s hotter than Khaleesi's fire breathing dragons...APPLY NOW!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>59679350
grim
welcome to retail
expect "umm smile :)" alot
>>59679350
Remember when growing up working at a video game store seemed like such a cool job
Very excited to walk around the Peak District after exactly 0 (Zero) hours sleep
>>59679365
>the customer is always right!!!
>they say some dumb shit that makes no fucking sense
smfh
>tfw work retail but in unloading/warehouse and its chill as fuck since everyone leaves us alone and I don;t have to be nice to customers
>>59679365
One of the korean chicks I hang out with got fired for not smiling lmfao
>>59679350
You should go to that absolute shithole in the desert called Coober Pedy and try to strike it rich mate
>>59679417
i costantly copped the shittest jobs for not smiling to the male customers
women managers are fuckign awful
>>59679393
ah yes the customer is always right aka indian men trying to barter with you despite not being able to reduce the price at all
>>59679393
no one running a successful business says the customer is always right
>>59679267
Mum has worked the same job for like more than 30 years with 0 ambition and 0 intention of moving up. Dad left family about 8 years ago, works a decent job and helps family out with money every now and again but is always thinking his retarded little side projects are going to be the next big thing.
Currently in Uni racking up a student debt, switching into a new course next year so it'll be about 3 and a half years from now until I have a bachelors degree.
Meanwhile trust fund kids get a cushy job set up for them with Daddy, their own little house/apartment with rent/mortgage being paid for and not a worry in the world of how their going to 'survive;' just get to do whatever they want
/blogpost
If dubs I wank in the tent
good thing about retail is sleeping with your coworkers haha waheyyyyyyyy
>>59679484
lmao
>>59679493
sounds liek a good plan xDDD
>>59679501
jog on
>>59679490
Just do it lad, cum on one of them and blame the other, say you saw him do it
>>59679484
>2k16
>not doing a trade
u r a soft cunt
>>59679475
hence why it's deadshit managers stressing it tbqh
>>59679507
hmmm
it's a "jordan luca ed and 2 other nerds talk to eachother" thread
ah yes
Got pins and needles in me legs
>>59679501
t. trust fund kid
Care to send a $100k care package lad?
>>59679530
Always got told, "Uni will pay better and be a more cruisy job!!" Starting to think I've been lied to.
Going to be doing Surveying at Uni so I guess it could be considered an 'advanced trade' to some idk
oi reply to me on fb jordan
>>59679570
>a degree in asking questions
>>59679573
aha not falling for that one again lad
wish i was eating right now
>applying for jobs
>BUBBLY personality required for funky Office atmosphere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah why yes, I would absolutely love to work in an office ran by middle aged women
>>59679583
aren't you the lad that went to cambridge?
how can u not know what surveying is?
i dropped out of year 12 and even i know what surveying is hahaha
really goes to show that u don't need to be smart to go to uni
>>59679610
thats a subtle way of saying "women only"
>>59679612
it's called a joke you mong
>>59679622
nice damage control ya dumb kunt
imagine a world where recruiters actually required a modicum of professionalism when advertising jobs
>>59679650
Better than your damage control ;)
im 19 and i've never had a job before
AMA
>>59679673
What's up?
>>59679678
nm u?
>>59679583
Google Surveying dickheeeeaaaad
>>59679673
me neither except i'm 22
>>59679660
they think people are just like "hmmm i just want a job because i'm really bored of not having to get up at 7am and drag my arse into a shitty job 5 days a week"
people are there so they can afford food and not die hahhaha
>Calling all FUN, AMBITIOUS + OUTGOING RETAIL PEOPLE!!
>If you have retail experience, love to work hard & play harder... This award winning sales company wants to speak with you!!
very uncomfortable wish these cunts would wake up so I can fuck off home
>>59679688
nm x
>Winter is coming! Customer service people wanted!
>Don't spend another cold, dark winter stuck on the wall. Transfer your customer service skills into the sales industry where you can be King!
>>59679701
umm come back to me when u have a question sweetheart x
>>59679726
are these actual jobs?
i really hope you're just taking the piss
what is ur favourite fish n chip lads?
>We go on regular social outings!
Are they trying to make me not apply for the job
just ate 4 waffles and 2 chocolate croissants
mmm
ah yes
Just ate a house plant
mmm
>>59679761
FOY
>>59679742
fuck off underage
you have no idea what it's like to be a young man in this baby boomer's market
>>59679757
i did a warehousing job where they did that shit. it was utter fucking aids.
the other workers was this bitchy girl who did fuck all, this little guy who said nothing and this girl who did nothing but talk about religion.
>>59679765
wew, it really is a cult
>>59679761
>all those carbs and all that sugar
why anon?
What is the most knacker drink in UK beside Buckfast?
Eating a hob nob as we speak!!
>>59679765
To be fair OS X is an amazing experience on a Macbook Pro; overpriced as fuck but build quality, screen, switches and battery price are pretty g
welp lads, finally just swallowed 3 whole bottles of that shit.
tasted awful as expected but just fucking hate life and want it to end so hopefully this does the trick! cya lads
who /dynamicindividual/ here
people under 20 should all be killed
>>59679809
stella ill-twat-ya
>>59679820
>fancy belgian beer
>knacker
mate
doing a poo
>>59679841
>fancy belgian beer
FOL
>>59679812
He's about to turn lads, shoot him before he bites us.
ONE OF THESE CUNTS KEEPS FARTING AMD ITS FUCKING RANCID STINKY TENT
>>59679841
>stella
>fancy
m8
>girl I wanted to fuck tonight isn't going anymore
get fucked
just fuck off
>>59679809
Buckfast is a jock thing.
I'm not an apple enthusiast but anyone who says a mbp is bad is a moron desu
