>One chance at being alive
>Wide hips
>Bad eyesight
>Gynecomastia/puffy nipples
>Flat feet
>Severe dandruff
>Only 5'11
>Dry skin on hands and dick
>No fucking gf
>Not even trap gf
GIVE ME A REASON TO KEEP LIVING
Get real invested into hobbies, fuck hookers.
Testosterone shots?
>>59674692
>wide hips + man-boobs
You have Klinefelter's
>this means you are also mildly mentally retarded, congratulations
>>59674745
I would but I can't find real pharma testosterone for sale in Canada
Kinda dubious of using UGL sterons
>>59674745
Impossible to get these legally.
But yeah OP should work out.
>>59674764
>this means you are also mildly mentally retarded
Well aware buddy.
>>59674692
I told you there's a way out of this.
>>59674692
>Gynecomastia/puffy nipples
>Severe dandruff
I knew you were a canadian even before checking the flag. Scary shit.
Please stop making me feel.
>>59674776
become mtf
transition back
????
test shots!
>One chance at life
>Bad eyesight
>Ugly Jew even by Jewish standards
>5'6"
>Circumcised
>Low IQ due to being born by parents in their 40's
>Who knows what sort of mental illnesses I have, but I constantly tell me to kill myself
I have wide "hips" too but its not my actual hips, it's above them. Just fat. I'm skinny fat and I assume I grew that way because I wore my belts too tight during my life. I still do.
>>59678277
>I assume I grew that way because I wore my belts too tight during my life
If your implying your fat distribution shifted because of that then that is completely false.
Having wide hips(if it's not fat) is simply genetic, nothing can be done about it. It's bone structure + fat distribution(genetic).
>>59678365
It's a few inches above the hips. I'm just side fat really. It's probably the least of my concern in life. Have this magnificient pic.
>>59678485
>pic went sideways because of humongous size
o shit waddup
>>59678485
You look a little fat tbqh.
Cut down further and if it's still bad you're just screwed, bad fat distribution i gues,s blame god.
>One chance at being alive
>Handsome
>Genetically thin physique
>Mentally stable
>Receive flirts from women often
>Get asked on dates by women regularly
>Never have to approach women since they initiate first
>Gay
I've literally never talked with another gay person in my life. Women are annoying. All they talk about is dumb shit. You shouldn't want a woman.
>>59674692
>Severe dandruff
This is gonna sound gross but don't wash your hair every day
>Dry skin on hands and dick
Use lotion retard
>Wide hips
>Gynecomastia/puffy nipples
>Not even trap gf
Become the trap gf
>>59674692
>Only 5'11
If you're self-conscious about being that height then guess what senpai you aren't that height
>>59678900
I am, I always thought i was 6 feet but I learned it was a jewish lie.
>>59674734
>Get real invested into hobbies, fuck hookers.
this
>One chance at being alive
>5'9
>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Half English/Half Korean
>Socially awkward
>Terrible eyesight
>Scrawny from only ever doing running as a child
>Have an unironic autistic maths obsession
>Virgin at 19
>Kill me
>>59674692
>Only 5'11
Jesus Christ how pathetic do you have to be to care about >muh 6 foot.
It's one inch. One fucking inch.
At least you actually look like an adult, and almost no chick is taller than you.
>tfw 5'4
>tfw grandma is taller than me despite being old
Still not insecure
Kill yourself op
>>59674800
Klinefelter's also means thet you're sterile due to your gender determening chromosomes being not XY like a normal dude's but XXY, which causes feminine body structure and sterility.
>>59679528
lol what ? im 5ยด11 or in the smart way of putting it 180cm and i see girls about as tall as i am daily where i live at.
>>59674692
>Gynecomastia/puffy nipples
Stop looking for a gf anon
you become the gf
start taking hormones
>>59681594
My semen is pearly white as fuck, very high sex drive too.
Don't think I'm sterile tbhwy.
>Only 5'11
>tfw 5'11 and I'm a giant in Mexico but 4chan still makes me insecure about it
>>59682055
Rename yourself Andre and continue the legend.
>>59682002
>my semen is white, therefore I am not sterile
There's that mental retardation again
>>59682173
>There's that mental retardation again
Huh?
I thought that having pearly white semen as opposed to clear and more liquidy is better?
Doesn't clear and liquid-like semen indicate a potential issue with sperm? Not an endocrinologist tho
>>59674692
>>No fucking gf
>>Not even trap gf
is a trap gf easier to get than ordinary one in canada?
