Catholic edition
me
Rubbed some tiger balm on my testes
Can feel intergalactic knowledge being siphoned into my mind as I experience excruciating agony
him
0161
homosexuals, muslims and other deviants out
EXCELLENT edition
Transubstantiation a shit
>What about you Anon, do you have a girlfriend?
>>59666856
lel why did you describe me for? do you have something against me haha?? maybe you like me :33
>>59666884
Not right now, no
>tfw Poleaboo has a bf
Bet y'all are well jel
VERY, VERY good edition.
RIP Brexit
http://uk.reuters.com/video/2016/05/20/canadas-trudeau-says-wants-britain-to-st?videoId=368571295
>>59666856
Y-You want me out?
>>59666855
MENTIONED
ahhhh yesssssss
Tom Daley is an irritating cunt.
>>59666855
>>59666884
ive never been asked this qusetion. ever.
how come? :-(
>>59666921
all benders are
>>59666856
>homosexuals, muslims and other deviants out
I am very fond of these consistent editions.
I don't get it
>pirate bay and Isohunt down
Fleur-de-lys...?
>>59666911
>I love you, shut up
ugh, there it is
really i love you england although you are our eternal enemy.....
fuck Germany guys!!!!!!! brexit!!!!!!
wish I grew up in the 80s in a comfy wooden house in america, biking around the town and forest all day with my solid group of close mates
bit like the goonies
From the raves to the council estates
they're reminding us there's things to be done
But you and me, all we want to be is lazy
Not sure if its safe to turn my light back on lads
Tom Daley is gay as fuck
> Manchester United drop Memphis Depay from FA Cup final squad
>>59666953
Not all. Gareth Thomas is an alri lad
>>59667003
leave it at least two hours more
>>59666992
thanks man, much love
watched V for Vendetta, never realised it was a capeshit movie
Didn't think that stupid fucking mask could get more embarrassing
>>59667005
benders lack personality. their whole gimmick is that they are gay
>>59666992
need a qt spanish bf lads
>>59667020
What if he comes back?
>>59666969
me too i love having long discussion about christianity and its phonyness. i am enlightened and dont believe in any phony god. i did an iq test and it said i had 130, so im pretty smart, just to let you know
also im a veggie (vegan but more fun to say)
thinking about slipping myself a cheeky 8-chloro-1-methyl-6-phenyl-4H[1,2,4]triazolo[4,3-a][1,4]benzodiazepine
Birmingham>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MASSIVE POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manchester
>>59667013
>dropped
he was never "in" in the first place
tom gayley LOL
>>59667029
Hershlag knickers shot though
>>59667019
holy shit "no"
>>59667052
try a tripper-snipper instead mate, its good for ya
>>59667039
kill him
>>59667037
¡Hola guapo!
>>59667116
Roger that
Lads, I feel like I'm 10 years old or some shit. Went to draw a willy on the back of a girl's hand yesterday because drawing willies is funny. Got the ballsack done and then she swatted my hand away when she caught on. Then she fucking finished the drawing except she made it a heart. It was still on her hand today.
>>59666975
he tried to compare the struggles of the blacks with the irish in ni.
it didn't work and he just made a mug of himself, as always.
>>59667085
He is. Met him once at Gatwick Airport. Decent lad, so fuck you, Rasheed.
>>59667148
fuck off
just fuck off
>>59667061
Rochdale >>>>>>>>>>>MASSIVE POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Birmingham
Who's winning tomorrow then, lads?
beginning to get dreams and reality confused
>>59667148
>not starting with the shaft
>>59667192
Islam
>>59666982
>using public trackers
Serves you right you mong
Try kat.cr
>>59667192
1-0 to united in extra time after the most boring cup final you've ever seen in your life
>>59667180
do you support ISIS?
>>59667175
what's with this one guy that always calls everyone rasheed when someone says they don't like a bender
>mfw structures from 4000BC still exist
>you can physically visit and touch stones and structures that were built by early humans thousands and thousands of years ago
mental
>>59667192
couldnt give a monkeys
>>59667200
I always start with the left bollock tbqh. I like to leave the shaft to the end because it's always more detailed.
called secret police on this one lads
>>59667202
>>59667238
when will they just make formal dresses that show nipples?
>>59667180
rochdale is some irrelevant pikey town
solihull>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'rochdale'
>>59667239
look at this beautiful structure from around 8000bc
>>59667233
No
But I don't support anti-ISIS factions such as the EU, UK government or the US either
>>59667192
Finland is winning Russia! Then we will beat Canada and be world champion again!
>>59667239
>Ggantija_Temples_(1) was 6000 years ago
timefrog.jpg
>>59666855
what up lad
where u at
>>59667273
really makes you think
>>59667269
SPARKHILL BRAP
>>59667234
Rasheeds hate all homosexuals, you paki cunt
>>59667122
>ask colombian friend what you put
>"hello handsome~"
gosh tbqh
>There are people in England that think polo Ralph Lauren is a status symbol
>>59667288
mosside bruv where you at my bredda?
>>59667310
R A S H E E D
im pretty sure ive been shadowbanned ;-(
>>59666586
most people start drinking by 15/16 here and they'll get a fake id between 17 to 19
most of they time we'd get a few four lokos, which and drink those as quick as possible to start getting drunk and then drank a case or two of cheap beer
plus four lokos were great to drink in a parking lot before school basketball games and that sort of thing
don't know about people who lived in the city but we'd have and number of barns or fields to go to so we could smoke weed or drink
or basements
we were quite the badasses back then
>>59667234
He's a bender trying to deflect from his faggotry by calling someone else a shitskin.
>>59667288
a shithole
>>59667269
Rochdale has gotten pretty fancy recently, we have a tram service that goes into Manchester and Oldham
A new library (got flooded though)
and they extending the canal so it can be enjoyed when visiting the town centre
>>59667333
WYTHENSHAWE MATE INNIT YEA
>>59667234
>Romans built this 2000 years ago whilst Africans are STILL crawling around mud huts
>>59667328
>working class people spending 50% of their money on overpriced clothes to appear poch
lmao who created this meme then lads?
>>59667353
whole country is a shit hole lad
>>59667337
>fake id between 17 to 19
>lokos
>case
>parking lot
>basketball
>basements
>badasses
FOY
>>59667380
wasn't that the greeks?
>>59667328
I like when those chavs pop the collars on those polo shirts cos they think it makes them look hard.
>>59667333
you such a town of benders that you named your shopping centre after touching wood (penises) tbqrh
01619628743
>>59667410
same thing
>>59666992
votar para dejar aunque ustedes cerrara la frontera.
democracy is worth it
>>59667390
exactly
piss off
>>59667443
not really
charlis arse lads
Still kinda upset about the second Punic war lads
>>59667380
>that lack of knowledge.
Kek.
>>59667418
don't bully m8, Solihull is just the white, nicer part of Birmingham
also officially the best place to live in England according to uSwitch
>he has a baby fetisch
ignore him lads
>>59667433
*rings you*
>>59667319
Most people do mate
>>59667472
still full of chav scum in the shopping centre and outside mcdonalds, has fucking boring nightlife too
wish britain had nice houses
instead we have a country full of quickly built ugly WW2 shite and council blocks
>>59667465
worrr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=amjiFnLmqT0
>>59667407
What do you call parking lots?
>>59666761
t. plonker
>>59667536
car-park
>>59667536
car places
>>59667465
She's fucking ugly
And a paki.
>>59667513
>building houses out of wood
>>59667513
the germans should offer to rebuild our country with nicely designed houses as an apology for the war, would vote to stay in EU then
>>59667540
another spider crawls into my web
>>59667520
far right probably has like 10 mixed race kids
>>59667380
and during that period Britons were crawling around in mud huts
>>59667508
most of the kids who hang around in touchwood aren't chavs, just middle class posh kids who think they're hard
and yeah the nightlife is dreadful but that doesn't matter because everyone goes to Birmingham
>>59667520
I used to always burn everything I had in my pockets on the bunsen burner back in school
>>59667502
All pakis do, Rasheed.
>>59667536
rollingham redoubts
>literally havent got a (you) in over 2 days
>>59667536
park-it-and-leave-it cant-bloody-believe-its
>>59667465
hard not to say cracking ngl
>>59667465
Doesnt make my dick twitch, am i gay?
>>59667536
car hole
literal angel
>>59667576
why ramble on about how much better it is than birmingham then if you are just going to go clubbing there anyway then spend £10000 on taxis because they put up the price as soon as they hear your postcode, it is just as shit as birmingham and if you are going to spend that fucking much on a house why not live somewhere decent
>>59667465
Would greatly appreciate it if you could quit shitposting in a certain /vg/ general lad.
Your britposting is obvious.
Never contact me again
you know who you are
you are dead to me and it's better for both of us to keep it that way
>>59667502
>Most people do
If you try to say something homophobic here in a non-muslim area then you'll get your head smashed in by a thousand people
christ on a bike what am I doing with my fucking life
>>59667555
muh guernica
>>59667591
Most people do.
>>59667642
Sorry m8. Won't happen again.
>>59667465
hear hear
>>59667629
>>59667520
>1 is now a lesbian
>2 is in a decade long relationship with a doormat she met in year 9
>3 is 18 stone
>4 has been working at Single Mum And Loving It for six years
Just remembered the time I got permabanned, forgot what for
going to grab a beer
first one in a while
>>59667661
means literally nothing to me mate can you repeat it in english you spastic
>>59667650
BRIGHTON
R
I
G
H
T
O
N
>>59667650
Says a Londoner to someone who lives in a 98.9% white county.
Okay bender.
>>59667671
Glad we can see eye to eye on this
alri
>>59667667
Yes, Rasheed. Most in your community do.
>>59667700
Cant make it any more clear really
hows gf2016 going? nothing as of yet for me but maybe in near future!!!
>>59667623
>why not live somewhere decent
best place to live in England and ex best place in the whole UK until Edinburgh pipped us
A taxi to Birmingham city centre is only £15
It's pretty much Birmingham anyway, we wouldn't be having this debate if there was a Greater Birmingham authority
https://www.uswitch.com/media-centre/2015/10/edinburgh-best-place-to-live-in-uk-according-to-quality-of-life-index/
>>59667720
You probably live in a coal mining town full of Northerners or something
>>59667737
how do I unlock this mode
not keen on the roids meme btw
>>59667642
(You)
Talking to a German girl called Anna.
>>59667650
If you spend all your time around young middle-class lefties
>tfw working class master race
got an apple
dubs decides what I do with it
>>59667783
fucc tight boi pucci all week
>>59667828
hollow out the middle and put your willy in it
>>59667828
eat it
>>59667828
put it on your head and take a picture
>>59667828
enjoy it
>>59667828
shove it up your arse and have someone eat it out
>>59667783
lift
>>59667792
jealous
>>59667828
>>59667851
re-roll
you have to post pics too btw
>>59667740
Most people in this country do, sorry if that triggers you :^)
>>59667749
>best place to live in England
just lots of trees and charity shops with a few medium sized houses and white (mostly elderly) flight from birmingham
>a taxi to birmingham city centre is only £15
still a waste of money, wouldnt be necessary if public transport in the west midlands wasnt so shit
>pretty much birmingham anyway
exactly, the problems with the city dont go away because you live in a suburb of it, why not move to somewhere thats actually decent
>muh survey
yeah sure mate the best place to live in the uk is a boring suburb of the shittest city in the country
WHO /EXAMS/ HERE
QUANTUM MECHANICS IS FUCKING MY HEAD JFC I WANT TO DIE
>>59667881
It will only end in suffering.
>>59667907
casual
>>59667828
>>59667851
This +timestamp
>>59667907
modafinil 0161 desu
>>59667772
Shame it's not full of benders and Muslims like London
>>59667893
>blah blah blah
the quality of life index does NOT lie
>>59667828
shove it up yer arse
>>59667892
Yes, all pakis like you, Rasheed.
But then everyone hates you.
Reminder to never eat bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5lgCKt5YQ
Since you all utterly failed, I have decided to follow >>59667857 in conjunction with >>59667864
>>59667932
gives me headaches mate
>>59667907
iktfb, we had a tough problem on density matrix formalism on my exam the other day
>tfw ignoring my snapchats
>>59667963
thanks for the (you). been so long
>>59667892
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10297205/Revolution-in-attitudes-to-homosexuality-is-biggest-change-in-generation.html
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/may/07/muslims-britain-france-germany-homosexuality
Rasheed
>>59667939
sure there is plenty of money to be made in birmingham and people in solihull get to make the most of that without actually dealing with some of its social problems but that doesnt change the fact that it is boring, expensive and right next to sparkbrook
bed
done
fuck off
Kyary
>>59667990
FOAL
>>59668007
don't live anywhere near sparkbrook nor the pakis
>Talking to a girl called Anna who is from Germany and is also an au pair
Fuck sake
reminder there is always a chance of extremely venomous spiders to be inside one of your supermarket bananas
>>59668035
no i mean i'm the one doing the ignoring
>>59667945
Everyone hates benders just get over it mate.
>>59668027
As the prophecy predicted
>>59668055
FONT
Just had a choccy donut and some milk. The donut clouded my pineal gland but the milk (blue top) has restored it ever so slightly.
>>59668051
Not even had one banana this year
>>59668051
oops
i ate it
>>59668035
which bit of solihull you in then
>>59668074
too busy playing dark souls so does that make me a FOAL again?
>>59668002
>LOOK HOW MUCH THE BENT MIDDLE CLASS LEFTIES HAVE CHANGED!
Mate nobody cares about what goes on inside Brighton.
Most white working people don't like benders. Time to get over that.
got so many games I haven't played
just cannot be arsed
fuckin normies eh lads?
tfw imaginary borders has made it harder for me to shitpost on brit
reminder
>Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God. (NIV, 1st Corinthians 6:9-11)
>>59668063
The time of judgement is now
>>59668060
Everyone hates pakis like you.
At least benders aren't blowing up planes, or shooting up theatres.
>>59668093
doxxable info
>>59668098
nah you're just an average lad in the middle ground
Reccomend me a drinking game for 1 person lads
THE QUESTION ISN'T
IF CHELMSLEY WOOD
THE QUESTION IS
WHO WOULDN'T SHE
>>59667988
haven't got that far yet. its mostly stuff like QHOs and solving schrodinger for hydrogen. 3rd year is gonna be HELL if I even pass these.
just according to keikaku
>>59668075
This is Aussie-tier shit craic. I feel embarrassed for you. What an utterly shit post.
>>59668142
remembering
>>59668142
drink as much as you can in as short time as you can and then see how long you can last until you pass out
>>59668101
>I irrationally hate gays
>Everyone else must
Not even close to being an argument, Rasheed
>>59668168
>craic
Away with you, mick.
>>59668146
most definitely do not live in a chelmsley council house but you're on the right tracks now
tis all i shall say
>>59668167
kyary
>>59668101
>Most white working people don't like benders
What would a paki paedo benefit scrounger know what white working people like?
Kazuma Kiryu Kiryu
>>59668197
It's okay of you're gay lad. No need to be a bender about it
>>59668210
you live outside a chelmsley wood council house?
Is LA Noire a good game?
scratch that, is LA Noire worth playing over browsing /brit/?
>>59668218
weeb cunt
>>59668133
Everyone hates pakis and benders, leave your middle class Guardian reading commuter town for a while.
>Most white working people don't like benders
>>59668242
its good, but not really a game
need to start incorporating the word axiomatic in my everyday conversations
ラシードさんはこのスレでいるの
>>59668147
well good luck man
>>59668216
I'm white and I'm from a white area where everyone hates benders. Homosexuality is a lefty middle class meme.
>>59668258
most people genuinely don't give a shit 3bh
>>59668258
>my school is a representative of the whole country
>>59668254
>leave your middle class Guardian reading commuter town for a while.
Yes, Middlesbrough is exactly that, Rasheed.
Must stick in your throat that pakis like you are hated more than homos.
>>59668242
is sucking dick better than browsing brit? it depends on who you are asking
provide thee succour
just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road, the one she got evicted from
>>59668254
Everyone hates pakis and pakis hate benders. The working class love poofs.
t. working class lad
>>59668303
thanks
Heathens the bloody lot of you.
>>59668174
sounds like my kinda drinking game
>>59668310
You're a paki. You're not fooling anyone, Rasheed.
hmm
was it a small bomb
>>59668242
yes
turn on noir mode as well
don't even have an opinion on benders really
i'm not for or against
as long as they don't affect me i don't give a fuck desu
>>59668358
Fuck off you disgusting middle class twat
finished a wank
these are the best moments of my life, I forget that I give two shits about women
better go to sleep now, while Im ahead
>we say chicks
>brits say birds
does that make us pedos?
