ITT: we act as italian as possible.
>>59664362
mucho gracias senpai
Also,what is your flag?
>>59664362
MOZARELLA PIZZA PASTA PESTO RAVIOLI
>>59664362
Pay taxes
>See a foreign woman in the street
>Harass her with my firneds
VINNY MAMMAS PIZZA RECIPE GOT A STOLEN
>>59664362
he looks exactly like my father
>>59664387
it's san marino
mamma mia
Molto bene!
VITTO WHATSA THE MATTA ? DONT YOU CARE ABOUT FAMIGLIA ANYMORA ?
>>59664362
marco pasta
>>59664362
Am not Italian! I am from San Marino!
Italian-Americans
>threaten minorities on the street in order to 'look cool'
>are overly concerned with their annoying families, think other people care
>love putting sauce on things and calling it food
>overly proud of a shitty country they've never been to
>racist, hate jews and other groups
So all of that plus steroid use.
>itsa me, Mario
>mama cooked a lasagn-e-a
>thatsa spicey meetaball
Is this really how Italians speak?
>hey anon, what's your heritage ? I'm of italian descent, sicillian and abruzzese
>>59664362
AHAHAHAHAHAHA [SLAPS STOMACH] VINNY HOLLY PEPPERONI [EATS ENTIRE 12 INCH PIZZA] THATS A GOOD A ONE YOU SILLY MOTHALOVA [COMMITS ORGANIZED CRIME] REMEMBER JOKES LIKE THAT FROM JOHNNY SALAMI [STARTS SCREAMING "AYYY"] AFTA DIS [BUYS UNNECCESSARILY LARGE LEATHER JACKET] WANNA HEAD OVA TO TOMMYS [GETS INTO OLD BUICK] AND HANG?KAPEESH? [BRAGS ABOUT MOTHER]
>dov'è un bar?
ey mama is being such a terrone, let me hug my waifu pillow in peace
>>59664683
sì, ehm, correcto!
Eyyyyy fettuccine quattro formaggi!
>you'll never be part of a big italian famiglia
ma daaaii dai dai cooosa dai ma cheee
>>59664362
È lui o non è lui?
>>59664609
They sound pretty good.
>>59664609
So they've done nothing wrong?
>>59664609
They're based then
>>59664869
delet
>>59664609
They sound okay to me.
GUMBÀ PEPPERONI PROVOLONI FETTUCCINE FRAPPUCCINO CAPPUCCINO?
per piacere, caca in bocca
>>59664362
Time to change sides
My Candibar!
My Candibar!
Mi Choco-la-tiino!
>>59664362
>walking through a little cobblestone seaside Italian village
>a man in standing in the middle of the street wearing a white tanktop
>he is yelling to another shirtless man who is poking his head out of a 2nd floor window
>they are shouting and gesturing at each-other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30JzS0LHpk
>>59665167
kek
Maqueeeeeeeeee, porche tu insulte mia mama !!!!????
>>59665167
AYYYY CHE COSA HAI DETTO? YOU OFFEND MY COUNTRY, BELLA ITALIA?!?!
I GIVE YOU PUNCH IN DE FACE, KAPISH?
>>59665241
>>59665176
>I GIVE YOU PUNCH IN DE FACE
Wow, the meme is true. That is what the Italian guy says in the video.
>>59665167
Heh.
eyyy hold up
*eats gabagool*
you talkin to me?
*runs fingers through greasy hair*
ey ey paisano
*scratches chest hair*
this fucking guy ova hea
*pays protection money to mob*
this jabrononi finna tell me
*grabs balls*
he tellin me that
*crosses self*
we be romans and shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE
LUCA TONI PEPPERONI TORTELLONI
LUCA SEI PER ME
NUMERO UNO
>be in a cafe
>smoking
>drinking coffee (not lavazza because it's disgusting)
>playing cards
>talk about how Milan AC is going to come back
>whistling any pretty girl that walk by
Am I good?
mamma mia
>>59667067
>>whistling any pretty girl that walk by
the only stereotype about italy that has no ground in reality
never seen or heard of anyone doing that
and I come from a pretty backward part of Italy
>>59664362
Mama mia I hope I can move out of my mom's house before my 40th birthday
>>59667235
I think it comes from Italians in places like NY 2bh, they're a pretty disgusting peoples
TUTTI FRUTTI
FORZA ITALIA
MAMA MIA
PORCO DIO QUESTO FILO!!! *does hand gesture*
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
che cosa imbecile!
>>59666364
It's Zuppa Romana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poPmNJy4jB4
>>59667874
it's also Pasta e fagioli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVCvlwER8lA
rip in polenta, Lino
I switcha da side!
>be in Naples
>get shot
>>59668130
>Pasta e Fagioli
I will never understand why Pedro reacted like that with Amadeus
>>59667235
>the only stereotype about italy that has no ground in reality
There isn't a single stereotype about us that's actually true... hand gestures maybe but it's more complex than that
>>59667235
the whole part about drinking coffee, playing cards and talk about football is more or less correct but only limited to rural areas imo.
The cat calling not so much
https://youtu.be/O84Po09TeeY
madonna ragazzi
>>59668561
do foreigners really do this?
>No no friend, I am northern italian, do not confuse me with those disgusting southern italian mongrels
>>59668561
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59668561
>ketchup
Disgusting
>>59668561
looks like typical Italian food :^)
>>59668647
A shitskin Southern Italian tried to talk to me the other day, I told him what I tell all shitskins: Italy is for the nords. Get out you fucking swine.
>>59668561
WTF, is that ketchup?
>>59668561
a Hungarian guy once told me that they do put ketchup on pasta but I thought he just wanted to provoke me.
>>59668589
only some of the literal plebs
>>59668589
especially americans
>>59668561
>>59668589
I do this too.
>>59668589
LOL NO KETCHUP TASTES HORRIBLE
>>59664609
Sounds right. Been to Italy. Italian people are great. Italian Americans are a whole different fucking animal. What the FUCK is Mootzarella?
>>59664362
>Ayo Hold Up, Lenny, are you tellin' me
(scoff down pizza)
>That durin the Ancient Times
(scratches chest through tank top)
>Y'know with the Empiyas an' all dat
(puts on leather jacket)
>That we
(committs organised crime)
>Were some sorta Emperors
(hastles minorities)
>N shit?
sings in public places in italian despite being in spain not in italy
people find this charming not the actions of an oddball
>>59669083
Topkek
>>59669083
kek'd
>>59669083
wew
>>59669083
bretty gud, now do one for renaissance italy
>>59664362
The only food that tastes good and actually counts as food comes from the specific neighbourhood, town or region that I am from. It is fresh, authentic, simple and healthy.
Food from another neighbourhood, town or region is not only inedible but it is not actually food.
I want to know
*changes sides in a war*
Lol XD
>>59669784
maybe
>>59669679
Ciao Giuseppe
>italy is-a white!
>>59664609
What's the problem?
>>59664609
Not seeing much of a problem here
>>59670019
>italy is not white
when will this meme die out?
>>59669083
bra-fucking-vo, anon
>>59670084
you tell me
>>59670084
>Brown manlets
>"but we're white!"
OK
Do you guys like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra
>>59670151
>yes because I'm not a faggot
>>59670110
>>59670144
>this is not considered white on /int/
wew...WEW
>>59668561
JEZUS
>>59670144
>could lighten up a cathedral at night just by walking in it
>had your 母亲 blow me while standing up
>>59670084
you know that white means germanic right?
only germanics are white, romans werent pale skinned people
go back to germany or denmark, subhuman germanic
>>59670389
honestly I would bleach this brown moor
>>59670401
you're Italian, you'd need to stand on a ladder for anyone to blow you
>>59670434
she isnt moor you fucking desilusional pigskin faggot
she is entruscan or roman
do you think those people in ancient times were pale skinned like germanics?
why you germanics are like that¿?
its amazin, you got civilization thanks to them and today you call them arabs and africans
>>59669483
Michaelangelo, allowa me to geta dis straight are you telling me
(Paints)
That abouta hundred yearsa ago
(Performs autopsy)
Thata we
(Sketches)
Wera living
(Designs war and flying Machines)
In the darka ages?
>>59670470
kek
>>59670529
>>59670405
wew, you're almost as autistic as this retarded brit
>>59670470
>>59670434
>>59670470
You're English, I'd need a firefighter's ladder to speak with you without smelling the stench of your tartar.
>>59670529
>she is entruscan or roman
Try sicilian
>>59670568
shut the fuck up, germanic
you are so subhuman that your people forget trheir language and adopted the native language
DIMMI DIMMI!
>>59670615
still romans werent different from them and if she is sicilian then she is greek
>>59670627
I wish I were Germanic. They are GODS. Instead, I am but a filthy brown moor, the inferior blood of R*mans pumps in my veins, and I speak a retarded animal-like romance language.
While beautiful and intellilgent Germanics, or should I say Godmanics, speak and discuss of celestial matters with their sublime tongue, the language of the stars themselves, I, poor shitskin, am doomed by the latin curse that gave me this cursed imperfect life.
Alas, may I reborn as an aryan, as a Germanic, or let me be forgotten forevermore.
>>59670862
top cuckold
>>59670862
>I am but a filthy brown moor, the inferior blood of R*mans pumps in my veins, and I speak a retarded animal-like romance language
i am unironically italian american
>>59664609
everything but the steroids is a good thing
>>59668647
>>59668726
>>59668769
Fuck y'all, you assholes!
Why don't you remember all the people ITT what northeners have done to southeners in the past. We were rich and healthier than you and ever since the Italy's got "united" things went shittier and shittier for us 'cause you robbed us and raped our girls; not to forget that lots of people went from south to north to work (for the northers!). So, who're the good ones and who the bad ones? Tell me...
>>59674754
someone is a lil triggered
>>59664362
MAMMA MIA
DIS A PIZZA IS JUST LIKE-A MAMMA USED TO MAKE
Mama mia, i'm going to work all day in the vineyards and then go home and eat a big plate of pasta made by mother who lives next door before banging my 10/10 wife
When I climax I will shout out "Viva il Papa" and hope for another son
>grew up in Sicilian family in New Orleans
>not a mob family but heavy mob connections
>Sicilians get heated when they argue
>tfw two hairy men once starting threatening each other loudly at a dinner because one apparently insulted the other's recipe for pasta sauce
I literally cannot make this shit up
>>59679032
Also for those of you interested here's some more New Orleans-Sicilian banter:
>be Mick police chief
>get shot
>Whitey gets pissed
>find all the wops you see
>hang them all at the major street corners
Ayy lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891_lynchings
>>59670470
You're only 1cm taller than Italy retard. Celts were manlets.
MAMA-MIA PASTRAMI RAVIOLI !!!
BROTHER VINNY LETS KILL THE OWNER OF DAT-A SPAGHETTI-A FACTORY
https://youtu.be/-SXTIuYzVfQ
>>59681468
No one in Europe is over 2 feet tall????
Seguimi
You want a bongole?
You want a pomodoro?
Do you like a squid ink pasta?
A-mama Mia pizza pasta!
>>59665167
OOOH
Dio cane
>>59664362
>just-a finished my-a spaghetti for dinner
>see-a this-a thread-a
ey, im-a spooked out-a ova here
>>59664609
Cool
Italia è un paese merda, dove solo vivono italiani grassi, corrotti, stupidi, e per questo noi saremmo mai un paese serio come la Germania, dove tutti i tedeschi sono cordiali, onesti, belli e inteligenti. Povera Italia
>>59683036
To mare porsea, mona de merda
>>59683115
parla l'italiano?
>>59683115
>mfq questo significa tua porca madre, mono di merda
>>59683115
VENETO È IL MIO PAESE
Buongiorno tutti! Sto arrivando a roma domani, ma abitiamo in Latina, in una citta che si chiama Priverno.
Mi scusa per il mio italiano, lo so che non e multo buono. Ma spero che dopo un settimana va piu bene.
>>59683343
Try immigrating to my region and I'll fucking drown you in the canals, subhuman monkey.
>>59683399
too bad, my family came from Emilia-Romagna and Lombardia kek
>>59683399
prova se riesce a fare quando arriverò lì kek :D
>>59681468
>Shortugal
>>59675978
>Mfw my mom can't do a decent pizza
>>59681628
not sure if bait or just american't
>>59664869
CERTO CHE È LUI!
>>59674754
>>59668589
my polish gf constantly puts kechup on pizza and pasta. i try to unlearn her....
>>59676362
kek'd hard
