>Imagine yourself taking a stroll through the Finnish wilderness, somewhere north of a lake, deep inside the woods, late at night. It would be nice to meet someone friendly, but you know that the woods are dangerous at night. That's when the monsters come out. There's always a strong undercurrent of drug dealings, muggings, and occasional homicides.
>It is not easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. They dress alike, and the weapons are concealed. The only difference is intent, and you can't read minds.
>Stay in the dark long enough and you may hear an occasional distance shriek or blunder across a body.
>How do you survive the night? The last thing you want to do is shout, "I'm here!" The next to last thing you want to do is reply to someone who shouts, "I'm a friend!"
>What you would like to do is find a policeman, or get out of the woods. But you don't want to make noise or move towards a light where you might be spotted, and it is difficult to find either a policeman or your way out without making yourself known. Your safest option is to hunker down and wait for daylight, then safely walk out.
>There are, of course, a few obvious differences between the Finnish wilderness and the universe.
>There is no policeman.
>There is no way out.
>And the night never ends.
-painos
mentionings:
https://youtu.be/9nTAVjr0zZ4
/balt/
/ausnz/
me
shit thread lmao
>>59685631
What if I'm high Max?
Nederdraad
>>59685795
you fucking nigger shithead
Autism.
shit thread lmao
I'm here what I miss
I know a half Finnish half Italian girl who is super hot. She married a Senegalese guy.
>>59685809
MAX?
>>59685883
Oh mama miaaaaaa!
Shit thread btw.
>>59685905
MAX!
>>59685883
triggered desu
>>59685883
Can I help you kill her along with the nigger? That way we avenge both of our heritages.
guys guys guys guys
this is nice thread, remember
no need to be rude
please teach me latin memes
I see that maxposting is on the rise again
good, good
very good indeed
A friendly invitation to come help our lads crush the ruskie scum by spämming hokki memes and getting angry at referees in a few hours.
Drunkenness not required but heavily recommended
>>>67730937
>>59686044
>latin memes
>>59686072
>(Dead)
>>59686130
Well shite, apparently I can't cross-board link
/iihf/ on /sp/
>>59686064
MAX ON THE RISE
having french fries with sausage
>>59686182
just put
>>>/sp/
before the thread number
>>>/sp/67730937
>>59686254
Thaks Luigi
https://youtu.be/ts_Lw3qrTfM
>>59686374
ur welcome Pekka
tell me about yourselves
>>59687679
>>59687679
>university student
>also working_man
>depressed
>lonely
I probably represent a large portion of /mämmi/ posters tbqh. Except for the working man part.
>>59687939
depends if you are animefaggot or not
>>59687679
>>59687850
thread dieds
>>59692172
no.
>>59692172
This thread was born dead
>>59692481
"no"
guise how do you deal with a financial loss?
>>59692971
if you haven't lost all, drink yourself to oblivion with the rest
>>59693076
that's what im doing
i hope to get passout drunk and never wake up
do you like snakes?
>>59694969
anon, I...
Post chuu2s.
>>59695607
Well you don't have to if it is that hard.
guys guys guys
>>59685905
HELLA EBBIN
A reminder so nobody will ever forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAf4svXg81E
I made some carbonara today. How'd i do lads?
>>59700257
Good lad.
how to get a qt italian grill?
>>59703494
Cook her some mämmipizza
>>59692172
Not ded.