FOY Edition
crayon pop
>>59635601
Early thread. Reported.
ahh good excellent
"No yanks"
Perfect
Ahh, yes. Excellent edition.
>>59635637
reporting u for being a lil bitch 2bh
>>59635558
Or, perhaps Europe is the one who needs to adapt to political concepts that it will soon experience. Because, trust me, the day will come when Muslim populations get so large that there will be Islamic political parties running for government power.
>>59635572
Do you know who you're PM is?
>>59635619
There is no such thing as socially conservative. Its a misnomer. What you're thinking of are reactionaries.
Doing a poo.
>>59635705
Ah yes, the staple of a true /brit/ thread.
why do people not check if someones already made a thread up before making it
ie this spastic
>>59635624
>>59635601
Nice, I did make the other thread after this but I appreciate the competition
We need to work together to exterminate yanks
Pooing a do.
very hungry
Going to make myself a beastly bacon sarnie very soon
http://www.nairaland.com/1386641/negative-impact-westernization-nigeria
Don't think these Africans are very happy desu lads
Lads I just found this artist and his voice in this song is reminding me of another artist. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smR_SXQw190
>>59635729
I'm on mobile and was rushing to get it done as quick as possible incase people decided to start actually posting in the yank thread
>>59635777
>making threads on a phone
just fuck off you pleb
mulling over Windows 10
what would jesus do?
>>59635766
Jamiroquai
Turn 4 music on now quick freeview channel 18!!
>>59635764
> Nigerian Rorkes
amazing
>>59635815
Jesus would upgrade to Windows 10.
>>59635605
dead group
>>59635689
Yeah or "perhaps" not. Whatever may happen in the future, we're still using our own political concepts at the moment. So to mount an argument based off the idea anything else is the case is a complete waste of time.
ARE DAVE
>>59635831
>Jesus would upgrade to Windows 10.
How could he do that when he never existed?
http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/birthdayno1
Black Cat - Janet Jackson
going to make a bacon sarnie going to make a bacon sarnie going to make a bacon sarnie
Nobody tell the imam
>>59635842
comeback soon
>Fit girls on dating sites :
Hey xx my hobbies are eating, drinking, going clubbing with friends and shopping xx looking for a rich man so I don't have to work
>Ugly girls on dating sites
I work in risk assessment for an investment bank, I like to read non-fiction books and I don't go out that much. I'm saving money for xyz
Why is it that 99% of fit girls have rotten personalities? When is it my turn for a smart, hard working, book reading qt?
>>59635861
he probably did, he just wasn't the son of god
lots of other jesus' claimed the same thing, somehow this one is remembered
How often do you guys say cunt? I started saying cunt in the park and it took a good while before someone asked me to stop. I really don't buy that it is worth the hassle.
btw google just asked me to select the street signs and it was just a bunch rags on a stick. fucking poo in the loos
>>59635918
Actually, Jesus is just a main character in a lengthy fantasy-fiction novel.
>>59635876
did they some how manage to learn the arts of necromancy and resurrect the dead
>>59635925
>yanks saying cunt
please don't
>>59635893
Dating websites are fucking horrible. Found much more success with tinder.
>>59635925
You're not allowed in this thread
*shows you the door*
>>59635950
>Dating websites are fucking horrible. Found much more success with a dating site.
Struggling with the final boss in Ratchet and Clank (PS4). None of my weapons are leveled enough. The whole game my tactic has just been sit deep camping behind cover and sniping tough enemies with the plasma striker, taking care of large groups with the proton drum and using the flamethrower for any enemy that gets up close.
Virtually all those weapons are useless in the final fight.
>>59635967
>tinder
>Dating website
doing it wrong mate
>>59635967
Tinder isn't a dating site you stupid amerifat.
>>59635988
>>59635989
digital pimp?
>>59635988
>>59635989
>Tinder is a location-based dating and social discovery service application
ah yes indeed
Alri lad?
>>59635967
FOY
>>59635925
I was told that cunt is the worst swear word
>>59635984
>using the pyrocitor over the combuster
You brought this on yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ARyXwoJa0
outrageous choon
>image.jpg
>>59636003
>site
>website
>a location connected to the Internet that maintains one or more web pages.
Not a website.
Not a dating website.
>>59635843
>So to mount an argument based off the idea anything else is the case is a complete waste of time.
European philosophies assume the individuals to be autonomous agents who are capable of reasoning and bargaining on their own; this philosophy exist the strongest among the British, the colonies, Germans, and Nordics -- arising alongside Protestantism, however not limited to it
What you're going to have to learn is that this is nonexistent in Islam. Most Eastern philosophies assume the individual to only be members of a caste.
>>59635988
>>59635989
Are you just being pedantic or is Tinder not a date facilitating website?
>>59636003
people on tinder aren't looking for dates, dating or relationships, it's literally just for nsa sex hook ups you mong
>>59636056
this is why you can't get good dates
>>59636071
Tinder isn't a website.
So lads I just got a letter saying I have an appointment at the job centre for a work programme at 10,45... Literally no mention of it when I signed up and I just open the letter now. What the fuck.
nothing in this thread is to do with /int/
1000% better to go on a non-dating site (like interpals or Hellotalk) and just not hit on a girl. Since 99% of guys are utter morons you are that one guy who didn't hit on her and suddenly she wants to meet you.
Trust me lads x
>>59635938
you cannot kill what cannot die
>he doesn't want over nickleback
Drinking some sustagen lads. Going to be doing some mean farts in 30 mins.
>>59636071
>tinder
>a website
fuck off yank
>>59636043
It's a vastly superior short range weapon though. And for long range the plasma striker is the obvious choice. The combuster is the weapon of choice for 10 year olds on their first video game who don't know how to change weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wIYrjg1UsM
ABSOLUTE BANGER
>>59636094
it's a database accessed through the web, a 'site' if you will
the fact that it's accessed through proprietary soft/hardware doesn't change that
>go out for a meal last night
>pay for my meal
>family member comes round this morning giving me money for the meal
>ask him why
>tells me don't ask and just take it
ok?
Making a Jambalaya lads, wish me luck
I just came back from visiting London with my grandfather and it was my first time there, he is English
I thought it would be a lot of Muslims but it wasn't just that. there was a lot of black people too, such as an east coast ghetto in the US that I'd never go near. I have never seen a Muslim in real life until now either, with the head scarfs.
It was weird, it smelled weird, it was depressing, and uncomfortable, I didn't enjoy my time, but the sightseeing was ok. Ill never come back.
>>59636131
>he fell for the "first gun must be the worst gun" meme
Sorry, who's struggling on the final boss again?
https://www.gotinder.com/
Well, well... what is this?
>It's a vastly superior short range weapon though. And for long range the plasma striker is the obvious choice.
>>59636099
welcome to /int/
>>59636140
>a 'site' if you will
Actually I won't, because it isn't a website by any definition.
>>59636048
Swear this is from a game
>>59636154
>he is english
>london
caught you bang to rights in a vicious lie
stop lying, liar
>>59636154
how can you tell someone isn't muslim just by looking at them. that's so ignorant, go and crawl back into the dark hole you came from, we don't want you here.
>>59636165
It appears to be a website that allows you to download the infamous hook-up app, Tinder
>>59636161
My magmabuster is maxed you plen. It's still absolute shit. Even at 100% it takes 3 or 4 hits to take down a standard Blarg. It's terrible.
>>59636192
>how can you tell someone isn't muslim just by looking at them
That's why God made them smell so bad
>>59635689
>There is no such thing as socially conservative.
Yes, there is. Whether you want to label them reactionaries or not makes no difference. You're far too preoccupied with the archaic meaning of words and less with the actual substance.
>>59636193
So you're saying that it's the tinder website
heheheh *makes the puppets dance*
>>59636226
you can't access tinder via a website, you need to download the app on a smartphone
>>59636218
Fuck off, yank.
>>59636226
It's a website made for people to download Tinder
Why don't you go ahead and show us how you use that website to get a date then?
Anyone use Grindr?
>>59636096
Hahahahahahhaa get your skates on neety!
>>59636256
fuck off rasheed
>>59636270
dude weed lmao
>>59636248
so if I download Tinder via the above-mentioned "website" and access it through an android app emulator such as bluestacks on my windows pc, Tinder is not a dating website?
>>59636226
Tinder is an app, not a website.
>>59636270
yeah, benders
should be called Bendr haha
>>59636248
>Netflix isn't a website because you need to download Silverlight to access the videos
>>59636041
I thought it was racist when I was a kid. I heard my mom say it was the worst word in the english language so I just figured it was like the N word. Pretty much any swear my mom wouldn't say while driving around I thought was racist, feel bad for the guys whose mom's say shit like cunt cause i think its just rude desu
>>59636154
We told you to go Grimsby mate
Rorke
new total war looks a bit shit lads. supposedly you cant just go and forge your own empire. its all quest driven and you can only occupy settlements linked to those quests.
seems gay af.
>>59636270
haha a gay gook
look everyone
gayboy gook
>>59636282
>so if I download Tinder via the above-mentioned "website" and access it through an android app emulator such as bluestacks on my windows pc, Tinder is not a dating website?
No, it's still an app. Emulating an app doesn't make it a website you mong.
just realised how yanks pronounce rasheed
raw-shode or something autistic like that, same with erock, obomuh, afghoniston.
feel a bit sick
>>59636191
are you making some kind of joke?
>>59636192
The brown skin and the scarfs, I forgot what they're called right now.
>>59636288
if you access netflix on a ps4 or an iphone, you're accessing it through an app, not a website via an internet browser
>>59636310
Yeah it had a lot of potential but story mode should have been separate
They've fucked up the maps too if you're into the lore, all copy+paste
>>59636324
FUCK OFF YANK
>>59636225
I just told you what the proper word was: reactionary. Specifically, a fundamentalist.
Toryism would be conservationism, and would not work in America
>>59636332
But Netflix is still a video streaming site
SHOT THROO THA HEARRTT AND YOU'RE TO BLAYME
Is instagram a website then lads?
You can only sign up via the app but you can browse it online too
>>59636324
I'm making a joke right now, but no one else is in on it unfortunately.
doing an exam today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18EAqHx2lMk
>download silverlight
>watching netflix
Add me on steam, lads :)
steamcommurity.com.ru/id/890922420.html/download=hidden.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs
>>59636324
FOY
Might have another bacon sarnie
>>59636362
>download=hidden.php
Not clicking this virus.
UK
Yes
seems that racism is just getting worse in our society lads.
i think all these lefties assumed that pooskins are all lovely tolerant people but nope - just as hateful as white people can be.
next 20 years is going to be fun.
>>59636361
It was an example you insect
>36%
J U S T
>why yes, I use dating website and/or hook up apps to find sex/dates because I#m too much of a spastic to actually go outside and talk to people in person
>>59636410
Sorry, we're a meritocracy.
If fags are fit for the job, they'll get it.
>>59636427
Good. I'm glad the anti-Christian shit is rotten
>>59636427
I really wish Fox would stop making movies.
>>59636450
thats exactly why i prefer online dating/hookup apps 2bh
>it was an example you insect
>>59636410
what's to stop anyone from saying they're bi, and how would you disprove it?
Post things that don't exist.
I'll start.
>>59636450
anyone know what episode that comes from?
> how would you disprove it?
>>59636472
you've never had sex in your life mate
admit it
haha
>4music now mixes the tracks inbetween videos like a set
Quite cool actually
>>59636453
yup
>>59636512
i proudly admit it
im too scared to make moves on girls
hahaha
GF just sent me this
Yes hello welcome to the interview.
Before we start, I have to ask, do you identify as a pink and purple striped aligator from the planet zog? if not, then I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave as we are currently not hiring heterosexual white males due to our equal rights diversity quota set by the government
I need to buy some pants for work.
What does /brit/ think of these?
>>59636501
chemtrails do exist
>>59636537
>i've never made a move Tbh, and I've had sex with two girls
>>59636556
>>59636513
stop that
ahaha
>>59636537
>hi
>want to grab a drink sometime?
>sure
woah that was hard
hahahahaha
>>59636537
>>59636568
don't know why i greentexted that
>>59636345
>im just going to argue against well established political ideologies
no one in mainstream politics will agree with you.
>>59636589
nah i've asked girls out on dates
i never managed to make a move sexually though
>>59636496
Ask them to suck your willy and then let you bum them
>>59636565
just get em from next mate
20 quid a pair
BOOM
done
hahah
> hi wanna grab a drink sometime?
This gets them dripping wet
>>59636623
desu I would do both of those things but I'm not gay
>hi, want to grab a drink sometime?
hahahah
U avin a giggle ther m8
>>59636496
nothing, they ask you this shit on job application forms anyway
you just tick bi/gay and you're more likely to get the job than if you tick straight, they're not going to check
hahahahahahaha
*grabs a drink*
hahahahahahaha
just be confident duh
Haven't had a caramelt apple in like 15 years
haha
just be yourself
Grab a drink sometime
>>59636622
how is that even possible?
lost my virginity when I was 15 to my sisters friend
was sat on the couch playing a video games and I started touching her awkwardly and one things lead to another. whole thing was over in like 10 minutes.
>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
*turns off laughing gas*
*grabs drink*
now what?
>>59636737
Kek
hahaha
>>59636736
>couch
foy
>>59636654
>hi
foy
hey lads want to hear a funny joke? ahaha
>>59636737
wonder at what age he becomes self aware and realises what a huge mistake he's made
>>59636665
>>59636737
are you bisexual?
hahahaha
>>59636776
*goes to take a sip but spills it down crisp white linen shirt*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260203
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260203
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260203
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260203
>>59636776
Sex happens apparently
>>59636737
well i've been looking through you're cv and you do look like a suitable candidate for this job here at mike's tatoos and piercing
SEE don't judge.
Why do drugs always have HCl in them lads
okay, here comes the funny joke...
bums
ahahahahahaha
>>59636815
No.
Even though only a handful of people know I exist, I can't do that.
isn't asking people their sexuality/gender/race against some kind of discrimination law?
people should be hired based on their intelligence, qualifications, talent, experience, whether they're the best person fro the job or not.
>>59636815
As long as I only have to cross dress for the interview
never knew thailad was a tranny on 70k till now
makes sense i suppose, going to the motherland of trannies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260210
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260210
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260210
important poll
>>59636815
transgender is more difficult though, because you might actually need to get a docs note
you could probably get away with gender fluid though lmao
>hi, want to grab a drink sometime?
>>59636810
FUCK SAKE
WHAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU DUMB WHOTE
>>59636861
Well the signs were there all along tbf
>>59636851
yeah i don't get why they ask for equal opportunities, surely not asking would be for equal opportunities
maybe its so they can report to the regulator their statistics on minorities being employed or unemployed or something
>>59636880
Just letting you know I hid this post
>>59636880
just be yourself
>>59636880
JUST BE YOURSELF
>>59636913
I always hide that pic, it's grim
Answer my fucking question
hahahah
>>59636959
say please
>>59636851
Hiring people based on sexuality/gender/race is illegal in the UK. The diversity questions in job applications are for statistics so the place can measure whether it's marketing its jobs to a diverse audience in the first place, etc.
>>59636959
Suck my fucking dick, yank.
haha
>>59636969
Please answer my fucking question
>>59636977
Gladly
>>59636971
why not just lie
what happens if you don't want to answer them
hahaha
hahaha
>>59636994
Nope. Changed my mind.
Just wanted to watch the fat man say please.
>>59636997
You can put "prefer not to say" instead of actually answering
Not sure what happens if you lie. Maybe nothing since it's supposed to be confidential and unrelated to your getting the job.
al a mayo
ahahaha
ahahaha
interview lad here, fucked up the interview big time but still got the position inb4 FONT
been brewing up a shit
going to let it out
RELEASE THE DEMONS
probs gonna burn on the way out
will keep you updated
>American Health"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""care"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
How much do you all get from your parents to live on?
ahahahaha
>>59637050
What's the job?
>>59637020
Answer the question question right now you worm
hahahaha
>Hiring people based on sexuality/gender/race is illegal in the UK. The diversity questions in job applications are for statistics so the place can measure whether it's marketing its jobs to a diverse audience in the first place, etc.
>>59637067
household waste engineer (mobile division)
>>59637064
Birthday and Christmas presents
>>59637064
£500 a month
>>59637061
At 5 years you get automatic permanent residence assuming you've been working/studying for those years.
This mong is a mong
>>59637067
astronomy research, summer placement
hahahahaha
weeeeeeeee
>>59637061
Why doesn't he apply for citizenship the daft cunt.
>>59637067
machine operator
(the machine in question is on a mobile refuse collection unit)
yeah I think I'm going to have another bacon sandwich
broken collarbone is pissing me right off
>>59637140
Because he's an idiot, but also because he doesn't have to. Permanent residence won't vanish if we leave the EU.
>bacon
>>59637197
fat bastard
>>59637083
>there are people that actually think that loads of employers purposely don't hire non-whites because they're racist
>there are people that don't realise employers only care about money
>>59637212
shhh don't tell them this but i'm sure Rashood at the council will let this be known
>>59637230
It's just a bacon sandwich you blubber babboon
>>59637238
The old tit works as a manager in the food industry, and literally all the workers are pollacks or rasheeds. Mainly because they're exploitable and don't mind working shite shifts.
>wear a suit
nah m8s wore a shirt and some black trousers which was fine desu it's not a fucking bank or what
>>59636737
oh lord I've never seen the nose thing
I didn't even know that was possible
bacon bacon
slime season
why is the thread so dead lads
>>59636737
>in hindsight, I've made a terrible mistake
*sits on the chrysanthemum throne*
>Answer the question question right now you worm
>>59637427
get off I'm trying to dust
>>59637295
Also, if you want to know why poles are hard workers, it's because they're coked up literally all the time.
>>59637364
>phone buzzes with a notification
>it's off someone I don't care about/spam/email
