>born in russia
>22yo kissless virgin
>live with mom
>never work in entire life
>skinnyfat manlet
>6 inch dick
>bad teeth cause scared of dentists to death
>wear clothes still bought by mom
>can leave home only during the night cause afraid of people
>never had friends IRL
>no special skills
Basically, there is no way to be more miserable than me.
>22yo
Nah, you're ok. Come back when you are 42 and still living like that.
>>59635201
Vodka until the fear stops.
>>59635201
Lmao. You're fucking pathetic m8
>>59635361
desu he is living life on hard mode
>>59635201
You will reach your edgy phase of you don't fix yourself soon
>>59635201
There are.
>turn 30
>at work today
>chief is here so celebrating would be without alcohol
>born in russia
>21yo kissless virgin
>live in a terrible room of a house with mould and a tree growing through the window, landlord refuses to fix it
>want to be a teacher
>skinny manlet
>11 cm dick
>eczema covers large parts of my body which is painful
>avoid leaving my room because I hate people
>have 2 friends
>no special skills
Rate me.
>>59635510
Why on earth do you want to become a teacher?
>>59635201
>being 22 years old and never had to work
fucking richfags...
>>59635534
Children are easier to relate to than adults.
>>59635534
To inspire the next generation of /r9k/
Description fits me perfectly except I'm 19.
>>59635201
At least you're not Ru-- oh.
Seriously mate if my life is like that I can't imagine how I would fucking live. No human interaction and have to submit to a woman that isn't your girlfriend? Fuck Rusbro this is just fucking sad and pathetic.
Just imagining it gives me weird hopeless feels.
Yeah but at least you're surrounded by QT Russian grills that you can masturbate over late at night while home alone.
>>59635734
>at least you're surrounded by QT Russian grills
A lot of implication here.
>>59635681
You make it sound like submitting to a girlfriend is acceptable. You're probably one of those guys who'll end up with a bitch who wears the pants in the family or one of those guys who buys a car for a girl on facebook and her boyfriend thanks you.
>>59635201
>born in australia
>20 and got laid
>live with family
>never worked ever
>6'1
>swole (80kg)
>6 inch benis
>bilzerian beard
>wear one pair of underwear a month
>proudest thing is pissbottle collection
>always dump friends after 6 months
>contemplating death
Wbu /int/?
>>59635510
Oh I forgot.
>162 cm
>48kg
Doing a poo.
>>59635775
better than being surrounded by british girls at least
>>59635832
I believe it.
>>59635778
You're overthinking things mate. From time to time you need to submit to a woman when you know you're wrong.
Besides, I don't want a tense environment wherein I can't fuck the living soul out of my girl.
>>59635922
Thanks man, I hate this life and every moment, but too scared to commit suicide
>>59635916
Maybe, but I am not surrounded by girls here so it is basically nothing.
>>59635985
>tfw surrounded by girls and still a gfless virgin at 22
it's even worse
>23 now
>5'6 manlet but lean and ripped. it does not help with girls at all, over 1000 pound total
>no sex since I was 18
>only contact with mom in my family, dad pulled a gun on me and haven't talked to him in 2 years now
>dropped out of college cause i got tricked for the last time
>few close friends, enough to keep me happy in that regard
>in love with friends sister, but he secretly hates me for it and everyone I knew tried to ruin what little relationship I had with her.
>gonna start a new life in New Mexico in a few months and learn how to run and operate a business, will be a millionaire before I'm 30.
Life can be very strange my friends. I am dead inside and lifting weights and video games keep me going. Money means fuck all deep down. Secretly hoping when I get to New Mexico and explore some abandoned mines and missile silos that I never return.
>>59636053
You should try raping one.
>>59635985
Which city, comrade?
>>59636137
It is not the matter of the city.
>>59636162
Nigga I've searched enough shit on the internet about Russian women to know that there are QT's literally everywhere there.
>>59636210
lol, you dont realize they only want western prince charming, no one wants Slavoslav denisovich
>27 now
>have GF
>have steady job
>live in a nice flat on my own
>enough money
>had sex yesterday, will have sex today
>not many, but good friends
>own car
>own motorcycle
>182 cm, 80 kg, strong build
>healthy
It's kinda boring actually, because I have nothing left to improve.
>>59636233
feels bad man that I'll never have this
>>59636210
Yeah but they want nothing to do with me. So it is really pointless to talk about them being around.
>>59635928
>From time to time you need to submit to a woman when you know you're wrong.
You seem like a guy who's wrong all the time.
>>59636233
fuck outa here
>>59636232
I'm not suggesting he could get a QT gf, just that he has some readily available fap material. Plus whores are cheap there.
>>59636464
masturbation is the worst
>>59636350
Just become one of those creepy guys in the park wearing a long trenchcoat with both hands in your pockets. :^)
>>59636464
Fapping will never fill the hole in the heart.
>>59636507
I dunno man, I always feel relaxed and calm after I blow my load, what about you?
>>59636233
>>59636552
/int/ will always love you desu <3
>>59636350
there's like 3.5 billion girls in the world m8 one will meet the criteria but sitting on here won't improve your chances 2bqhafwyf you gotta get out there
>>59636673
I have too much self hatred for that.
tt
>>59636563
my dick has developed red spots (i think its bleeding) after fapping twice a day for 2 months
I have chronic masturbation and its killing me
>>59635255
>42
Know you're joking but that's possible.
I'm not far from that only difference is my parents kinda have some money so I can at least maintain facade of normality.
>>59635201
And worse of it all:
>it's a dumb frogposter
>>59636878
Did you forget to use lube or something?
>>59635832
>>wear one pair of underwear a month
>>proudest thing is pissbottle collection
that's disgusting desu
>20 kissless virgin
>live with family
>never worked ever
>172 cm
>85 kg
>dick is 15 cm
>I have no social skill
>failing at uni
>my "friends" laugh about me because I always do stupid shit while drunk
>always depressed and lunatic
>my parents think I'm an idiot
Can my life change?
>>59636936
I have never used lube in my life before
>>59636947
I haven't showered in over 3 weeks, my balls have developed this delicious tangy smell.
And honestly, i thought pissbottles were disgusting until I started peeing in them, it feels so liberating and relaxing to take a piss in a bottle and then look at it afterwards. I currently have 3 in my collection and amd looking to expand the amount I have.
>Wake up
Im beyond salvation lads. Learn from my mistakes.
>>59635863
you should become a trap with your h/w and tiny feminine dick
>>59635201
>>59635201
>>59635201
>>59635201
>>59635201
russian pornstars m8
>23
>tiny apartment away from family
>busting nuts at the scraps-paying telecom
>work is teeth-crunchingly boring
>want into art but can't do shit
>underdeveloped weakling
>recently self diagnosed hemorrhoids
At least you can fuck around with your parents money
>>59636233
>improve
>better job
>better looking gf
>better flat
>more money
>more friends
>better transport
>taller
>more muscular
not that hard to improve mate, your life isn't perfect
>>59637012
I'm not gay though.
>>59636958
>Italian
>no social skills
non posso essere
>>59637049
go pay a prostitute
>>59637049
it's not gay when you're a cute girl
>>59635534
Wants to loose that kissless v-card with fresh meat.
>>59636989
>my dick has developed red spots (i think its bleeding) after fapping twice a day for 2 months
>I have never used lube in my life before
Well no fucking shit genius.
>>59637097
fucking pidorashka faggot
isnt 6 inch huge in russia?
>>59637097
It is always gay.
>>59637095
Would not feel right. Sex is only part of it.
>>59637066
È così
>>59637066
This. He's going to university and drinking with friends, the dudes a normie.
>>59637155
>sex is only part of it
part of it is better than none of it,
go see a prostitute
>>59637119
whats the problem?
>>59637144
yes, 6 inches is long for a finger
>>59637224
Dude excessive dry fapping causes friction burns. Buy some lube, also it feels better.
>born in germany
>perfectly fine childhood, friends, money, everything
>grow fat in teenage years, loose friends and get depressed
>drafted for military, lost weight and got handsome
>remain social autist, cant speak propely. extremely shy arround girls. virgin of course
>23yo, meet girl of my life
>after months of autistical skirmishes, we got close
>we date, first night cant get a boner. too nervous. feel extremely bad
>she says its ok
>second date, cant get a boner, feel even more depressed
>third date, i got a 60% erection and we fuck, still was bad, neither of us came
>she dumps me, says "i think it doesnt work out, but we can be friends"
>get even more depressed, now on meds, no job, no friends
Try to be more miserable than that.
>>59637270
is this a new meme? i have a gf which i sex so im not that often on 4cheee
>>59637325
Or he could just fap in the shower. This would solve his "haven't showered for 3 weeks" problem too.
>>59637325
can I use skin moiturizer?
>>59637361
Wo hast du gedient Kamerad?
>>59637361
is not being able to get a boner because of nerves common
>>59637391
> fap in the shower
i need porn to jack off 2bh, also hot water is a boner killer
>>59637402
Fürstenfeldbruck. War SaZ4. Good times, nen haufen Geld wegen Schichtdienst, keine Sorgen, video games auf Nachtschicht.
>>59637120
this word doesn't mean what you think it means
>>59637580
Zweibrücken, aber nur W12. Trotzdem genug Geld und keine Sorgen, beste Zeit. Kann selbst kaum glauben, dass das schon 7 Jahre her ist. Bewerbung für SAZ 2 ROA läuft aber. :3
This thread is a fucking joke. Laughed hard, esp on that stinky aussie.
>>59637645
why are you laughing at me
>>59637398
Well I suppose it is better than nothing, but lube really is the best. Just grab it from the supermarket and put it in the basket when no one is looking, and go through the self-checkout area if you are self-conscious about other people, man.
>>59637698
Alright man next time im in woolies Ill buy one
I lost my virginity to a willing girl at 24. There is still hope you niggers, just keep going.
>>59637734
i had sex and it didnt change anything
im still jobless, friendless, miserable and sad
>>59637726
Yeah man you won't regret it.
>>59637361
>no boner cuz nervous
this is my worst phobia
>>59637270
Fuck outta here cunt
6 inchers are above avarage
>>59637797
I cant fap with lube because there is not enough friction to stimulate me. Its a pain.
>>59637862
thanks man, im more worried about my girth, I have a literal chode penis its 6x6, it looks like a volcano
>>59637884
Foreskin
no lube needed
>>59637884
Are you cut?
>>59637885
You need 4 inches to reach the g spot
Girth is more important than length
>>59637970
Yes. No jew though, was because some foreskin problems.
>>59638026
Im sad for you m8
The dick cheese is a lie if you shower at least once a week
>>59636059
I'm living here in New Mexico atm, don't know if it's what you're looking for. People suck here, especially if you hate illegals.
>>59638026
Ah thought so. Sorry about your problem man.
>>59638076
>>59638094
It looks better desu. Still a bit jelly how easy you guys can fap.
>>59638242
Looks aint got shit on the feels you get in the sack
>>59638292
>21 year old Dane
Living with Mom until August when I'm moving out and starting to study
Worked for the last 2 years
183
85kg
16cm dick
Got 7-9 friends I hang out with often
Drink almost every work
Smoke a lot of weed and do some drugs occasionally
Life's good.
>>59638434
>it all
>forgot i fuked 10 women
18 living with mom
Uncut 16cm dick
Got money and live in a hige house with mom because she needs help maintaining it
No car yet
No sex or kissing
Just finished school
Play vidya all day
2m tall with 100kg of fat (gonna start running triathalons to get slimmer)
Long hair so people mistake me for a girl
Life is ok but could be better
I crave pussy but i dont know how to approach a girl in my mother tounge
If only l was in an english speaking country because in english im a smooth talker.
Why are so many Russians from single mother households? Literally all Russians I know were raised by mom alone and they're all oversensitive little beta bitches because mommy mollycoddled them into their 20s. Really doesn't fit the "tough Russian" stereotype.
>>59638988
Fathers fuck around with other women because the moms become babushkas who dont give out
Its the reason my dad and mom seperated
>22
>no gf, but getting laid almost every week thanks to Tinder and parties
>think I have average beniss but the girls I fuck say it's big
>selfesteem has never been this high
>almost graduated college and trying to find some acting jobs here and there
Life keeps getting better and better, lads
26 years, living on my own
Have lived and worked in four different EU cunts, speak 4 languages.
Respectable profession, i dont earn that much but im happy with it.
Mild autismo but manage to fuc from time to time.
Lost many friends, but I still have some good ones left.
Regular consumer of amphetamine, morphine sometimes, benzos and maybe coke if im going out.(and dude weeed lamo)
My life is going downhill no brakes
Someone make it stop, i just want to be a Joe
>>59638988
My Dad was in prison for most of my childhood. Only came back when I was already a teenager.
>>59637361
>not taking viagra or spanish fly after that mishap
Nigger, you fucked up
>>59636059
>I'll be a millionaire before I'm 30
>>59638988
That's because you're on the internet and you only talk to the bitch Russians. You're not on the Russian streets talking to thug Russians.
>>59639391
I onow Russians IRL. I don't count internet shitter as people I know.
>>59636059
>dad pulled a gun on me
Your old man sounds like a riot. Mine just used to punch me in the face.
>>59635201
Same as me except I'm 24 and not a manlet or Russian. I also used to have friends years ago but never any really close ones.
>>59635201
Same as you senpai.
Except I'm 25 and deaf on one ear.
>>59635201
>22
>only had sex with a couple hookers
>live in decaying and moldy dorm room
>weight oscillating between skinnyfat and fat every few months, never attractive nonetheless
>horrible and brittle health, often I feel like a single punch could kill me
>average to small dick
>no friends, some acquintances at work and uni
>never go out except for my underpaying part time job that covers only the essentials
>lost interest in everything as I'm always tired.
>pray that health issues magically resolve themselves because I can't afford visiting doctors
>24
>average looks and build, 170
>no gf, no lays, don't care, saving for marriage
>graduated from a top uni this year
>on holiday in Latvia
>got a programming job, will travel around while working remotely
Life's good and I couldn't care less for all this degenerate sex-chasing to the point where you have to pay hookers.
>>59635361
Lmao at least he's not a fucking pinoy who doesn't even have a 6 inch dick in his dreams
>>59635201
How tall are you vlad
>23
>just graduated college (stem meme)
>looking for a job in my field
>have had a the same gf for two years
>gf is already working and making good money, also solid 8/10
>182cm, blue eyes, blonde hair, good looks
>I'm the normiest normie there is yet I have a huge fetish for disgusting shit
>twisted mind where I take pleasure in watching others suffer
>weirdo inside
>been on 4chan for since 2006
>no one knows I'm a weird fuck
>24
>manlet
>dicklet
>kv
>have decent circle of friends, both man/woman
>going usually out on weekends, housepartys etc.
>study something I sorta hate but still have enough discipline to get through the exams
>gonna kill myself within the next 10 years
It's alright
>>59635510
Are you some Eastern Turkic sub human ?
>>59635201
I think you would enjoy WataMote.
I always come late to these threads
>23
>rate myself 8/10
>kissed girls.. fondled girls.. still virgin
>girls still show interest wherever I go
>fail and drop out of uni work at different places like call centers... I hate it
Contemplating leaving this country for either USA or England with my relatives... work and get a proper education
>>59645667
No, Russian.
>Born Amerishit the most hated nationality in a shithole evil country
>Dicklet mutilated by retarded shit parents
>Bullied all school-long for being quiet, too pale, into nerdy things, winning geography bee
>spend lunch in library or bathroom and drop out 10th grade due to bullying to be homeschooled
>Develop spinal-rib condition, spine is twisted and hunched and ribs collapse on both sides
>Have to get 4 surgeries totalling .5 million dollars (mostly covered by insurance), 2 on ribs and 2 on spine to reconstruct
>Only partially help, also first operation anesthesia failed
>Get useless IR degree at middling state university, couldn't do better because I had done so poorly in school due to trying to avoid it due to bullying
>Only have a few jobs from time to time, a few months each, 10$ per hour max
>Then diagnosed with low testosterone, unknown cause, even following nutrition/scientific guides it's still below average (was 319ng, now around 500ng)
>Can't do steroids because enlarged heart and Vasovagal Syncope about needles
>Get sent to outpatient mental health programs due to psychotic meltdowns twice in 2013
>Get addicted/dependent on opiate painkillers after last spinal fusion, now in lots of back pain and told not to do a bunch of physical things.... for the rest of my (hopefully short) life
>28 now
>Live with parents and too depressed to try
>Have to ask mom for money to buy food
>Cry inside when I hear Brit accents because I wish I had one
>Bullied on /int/
>Opiate addict
>Was skinny all my life (>90kg and 196cm) now slowly getting fat because of depression and anxiety that gets worse when I don't eat, and spinal pain prevents excessive exercise
>Gynecomastia from low test and rising bodyfat, have to wear size small compression vests under any shirts if I venture outside to hide boobs
>Kissless virgin with 0 IRL friends
pic related is my upper body basically
>>59635201
>>59635510
>>59638826
>2m tall
>>59635550
t. pedojew
>>59650644
significantly
RARE
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>>59651137
My well wishes are with you anon
>born in the Netherlands
>native Dutch
>18yo virgin.
>live with mom
>never work in entire life
>177?=>manlet
>14 cm dick
>cost a lot of money for my parents
>have family members and friends with work and sheet
>have to wait one year for Uni
>lots of family live elsewhere in Europe
>not sure if I have a girlfriend
>>59637361
What is Viagra ?
Really Hans, it's no brainier.
>>59645602
Can you mail be some of your jew gold before you an hero? Thnx
>>59652820
>>born in the Netherlands
> >native Dutch
Your life is already perfect, fuck you
>>59635201
> 5'6 (170cm) manlet
> 6"2 dick
> Can't grow a decent looking beard.
I ocassionally land pussy, If I can do it, then you definitely can too OP
>>59635201
>>59635510
SAME BUT I FEEL MYSELF GOOD.
whats wrong with u guys, life is beautiful. we are free and u would be happy to that.
