You wake up and you see this
You're in the Deep South of the US
What do?
mm watch anime
>>59631988
I remember I don't live in the most obese area of the united states
>>59632014
this
and say howdy
>>59631988
Get some ribs and sweet tea.
Then leave for civilization.
>>59631988
Bang some women and let those beta young white republicans watch everything in despair
Well I already live here so I guess I go to work
Such is life in skynyrdistan
>>59631988
Regret that the Yankees didn't just genocide us after the Civil War
>>59632014
>>59632035
That's Texas
I mean I'm southern and I say howdy to everyone I meet but I have no idea why, howdy is Texas
>>59632071
>ew get away from me are you a Muslim?
>>59632071
>implying a southern woman would bang a poo in the loo
>>59631988
shoot gun
g-d bless
>>59632120
Cmon you probably have way more guns in your favela than the average American has ever seen in their lifetime
Go home
>>59631988
Vote for Trump in November, I guess.
>>59631988
I'm already there
>>59632076
DELET
Im a minority so i can legally rob your house and rape your wife.
>>59632385
The least they could have done is get rid of Mississippi for us
>>59632210
>homemade crap and .380 pistols
nah
>>59632411
Good luck not getting shot.
>>59632419
Fair enough. Maybe Florida too.
>>59632428
I'm from Texas. I live among these kinds of "people". I know how to keep them from shooting me.
I'll probably offer him a Keystone and ask him how fast we need to BUILD THE WALL.
>>59632419
>>59632467
>not alabama
>>59632557
I don't mind Alabama
>>59632557
We can just keep Alabama as a containment state for all the blacks
>>59632599
It's a bigger shithole than either of those
How do southern girls look like
>>59632411
Not in the South, buddy
this is lawless land!!
also there are a lot of SEAs in Murfreesboro, Tennessee for some reason
>>59632076
>implying the union of cucks could genocide anyone.
They could barely win the fucking war despite all of their advantages.
>>59632666
Mississippi.
Alabama is pretty nice simple white folk living.
Get my obligatory huge-ass SUV, my collection of guns and booze and go have fun.
>>59632667
Yeah, but the Northerners and the Euros use Mississippi as an example a lot more often than they use Alabama. While I don't care what Yankee scum think, Euros can be OK
>>59632672
Southern belles are a lie, they're all fat or cunts or both
No feminists though
Became a governor of Texas.
Team up with other southern states.
Secede.
Create CUIS.
>>59632696
>barely win
>Sherman's march
Yeah, that really was just a lot of barely scraping by
The South managed to fuck up so hard that they lost the war with Robert E. Lee on their side.
>>59632696
That's because we rolled a few high level generals in the early game
>>59632672
like hayley
>>59632755
>>Sherman's march
Sherman's march was a meme
>>59631988
Scream Allah u akbar hoping someone shoot me so that I get my 72 virgins.
>>59632805
Tell that to Atlanta
>>59632094
Im Texan and this is pretty normal. the funny thing is Im half hispanic and half white and im like this and several other mixed friends i have are like this. God bless the South
>>59634885
'Hispanic' isn't a race though
>>59631988
Shoot it
I honestly can't imagine Id have a hard time fitting in.
>>59631988
Find belle.
Get married.
Shoot guns.
>>59631988
Catch the first bus north out of that overheated cesspool.
>>59631988
yeeeeehaw brother
>>59632672
>>59636586
>southern """""""belles"""""""
Take your pick, partner.
>>59631988
Enjoy the food, meet some fun locals shoot some guns and avoid those serial killer towns who murders strangers.
Then go home and be raped by a black man again.
>>59636916
So thats why theres so many cockroach complaints in new york appartments.
>>59632467
Florida is great fuck you.
why do we have to have three butthurt threads about the south every day
fuck off
Go to the bayou, take a violin and start playing some music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlZfn7T3Nc8
>>59636586
>>59632672
rate
>>59636952
>>59632733
You two obviously didn't go to a real college
Hitch-hike back to Oklahoma and wonder how I got here in the first place.
>>59631988
Fuck some white trash women. Shoot guns. Go back to California.
>>59638370
4th from right.
>>59638370
from left to right 3/10
>>59631988
Mud racing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjF4eOnjCLE
>>59636443
It is in the south
>>59639551
The correct term is Mestizo, "hispanic" is a linguistic identifier. Brown mexicans are mestizo, anybody that speaks spanish as their native language is hispanic
>>59639657
Redheads too?
>>59640655
Yes
Me paseo tranquilo sabiendo que estoy en un pais latino del primer mundo.
