>You wake up in Mexico
What do you do?
watch anime
>>59631329
go to work
Reclamar unas tierras a los nativos, casarme con una buena mujer y pedir el diezmo mensual de todos los habitantes de la aldea donde me instale.
Deus vult.
>>59631329
get behaded
>>59631329
Hop the border
leave to US
>>59631365
desu you could do some behadings yourself, you might like the trade, is a honest job even if the pay is not all that great
>>59631329
Go to a Polish or EU embassy, show them my skin colour and get send back to Europe.
>>59631329
worship those feet
>>59631420
Those feet have aged 4 long hard dry hot Mexican years since that photo was taken
>>59631478
RIP qt feets ;_;
>>59631329
If I'm in Mexico City, spend some time hitting the museums. If elsewhere, go to Mexico City, unless I'm in Juarez then I run for the border.
>>59631329
Eat tacos.
And no, not the crunchy one. They're not tacos amirite?
>>59631419
fuckin poland mate?
>love ur skin colour too,
best belive i would catch n raped u on your way to the embassy biatch
post pic
>>59631329
Head for the beaches and finally see my lifelong dream of swimming in an ocean complete. Spend a couple of days partying there, then head for the nearest EU embassy before I'm shot.
>>59631329
I don't know. I'm interested in mexico's ethnic food. So if I have any money I'll spend a few days as a tourist before going to the embassy and ask for a free ride home.
If I can't get one I'm kind of stuck there. Which really sucks.
>>59631329
BUILD A WALL
Go back to bed.
Have a wank
Learn about aztecs and stuff
I'd rather wake up on Easter Island.
>>59633941
Easter?
get kidnapped
Recover my ancestor's mirrors
>>59631329
Happened once before. I started drinking in San Diego, and woke up on a beach in TJ wearing a sombrero, with more money than I started with, all in pesos.
Gently separate the tissues and bindings that keep my neck together and carefully place my head on the hood of the nearest car.
