>he calls autumn "fall"
>he calls sugar "high fructose corn syrup"
>he calls herbs "erbs"
>he calls a burger a "sandwich"
>he calls corriander "cilantro"
Why are ameriblobs so retarded?
>>59629116
Shut the fuck up, Chinkstralian.
here's your (You)
>>59629116
Butthurt?
> The United States Of Obesity
>>59629169
>Cucktearoa
>>59629116
>he calls sugar "high fructose corn syrup"
There is a major difference between sugarcane and HFC.
>mfw foreigners ask me where to get an "American" hamburger
>it's a bell pepper episode
>>59629197
> He says, while unironically having an American military base in his country
>>59629116
cilantro is the spanish name
>>59629236
>Signing a treaty with your native population
>Bending over backwards to their every demand
>Muh foreshore
top kek
>>59629202
>he takes the bait and can't help responding with a deadly serious reddit answer
>>59629276
At least our natives were literate enough to sign a treaty
>>59629277
HFC is a deadly serious problem. There is nothing funny about adult onset diabetes m8.
>>59629305
That's the point, now they have you by the balls.
>DESIGNATED Maori seats in parliament
Can't make this up
I bet americans call 911 when there's an ameribashing thread lol.
>>59629382
Well good on them if they can make it to Parliament. Our shittiest natives all buy one way tickets to Brisbane anyways :^)
>Americans call Hyundai "handy"
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERILLITERATES
>he has a flag on his flag
>tfw I've drank over 500 cokes this year and possibly over 2000 last year
is it time for me to go ?
>>59629349
Why don't americans pressure the government to stop subsidising it then?
>>59629116
Which one of you anglo cucks pronounces the letter Z as "zed"?
>>59629657
stop buying coke for an entire month and instead chug seltzer water like their is no tomorrow, you will swap your addiction
>>59629782
because the republican side would never support it, loads of dems are also fat, and independents don't care enough to vote
We'll let the japs loose on you again if you keep shitposting Bruce
>>59629870
i would but honestly my head starts to hurt if drink pure seltzer
any other substitutes ? i seriously am addicted and i get sick if i stop drinking sugar drinks for even a day
>>59629782
Not him but most people don't realize or care about it.
>>59629807
The whole English speaking world with the exception of North America
>>59629932
THE HOWEL ANGLISH SPAYKIN WUHLD WITH THE EXCEHPTION OF NAHTH AMEHRICA
>>59629959
Good post
>>59629782
Most people don't realize their bodies metabolize it differently.
>>59629932
But "zed" is just retarded, where the fuck did that 'd' come from?
>>59629979
GUHD POWST
>>59630016
Out of my stinky bum hole
>>59629921
> i seriously am addicted and i get sick if i stop drinking sugar drinks for even a day
holy kek
>>59630027
Good post
>>59630016
Ask your mum, I gave her the D last night
>>59630035
i am tho
usually i'll go through either a 2-liter bottle of coke or at least the equivalent or more of than in smaller bottles
i also spent a huge amount of money over the course of the year at uni and still do so here at home on drinking 24 packs of cans or six packs of bottles every day. most of the time i have less than two bottles of water per week and i want to puke all the time but i can't stop
it doesn't stop, what can i do
>>59630114
*2-liter botter per day
>>59630033
>>59630081
You faggots should take some english lessons with your american overlords.
>>59630114
Cold turkey that shit. Jesus, go camping for a week with just water and you'll never go back to soda again.
>>59630114
gain a little self control.
if you realize how bad that shit is for you and keep drinking that much of it, there isnt much we can do to help.
>>59630114
You're going to get diabetes, dude. You need to lay off. Start drink Seltzer water with some flavor drops to help you get off the habit.
>he calls eggplant aubergine
>>59630328
We call it eggplant, fuckface
>>59630445
Who are you calling a fuckface, fuckface
>he callse Porsche "Porsh"
>he calls Adidas "Adeedus"
>he calls Jägermeister "Jaggermoister"
>>59630916
How are you supposed to pronounce Porsche
>>59630916
Last one isn't true but yeah
>he calls refugees "welcome"
>>59629116
Burgers are with buns
sandwiches are with slices of bread
>>59631088
It's technically porsh-a with the a being kinda faint, some Americans (the ones who own Porsches) say it that way, most don't
>>59629116
lol american english is turning into spanish
fallo
alta fructosa con sirope
sandwich
cilantro
>>59631129
Wow it's almost like we share this entire half of the world with mostly Spanish speaking people and our language is affected by that
>>59630114
You're like a walking diabeetus bomb. Pentagon will weaponize you and create a coke fuelled biological suicide bomber.
>>59631180
cuck
>>59629116
>>59631505
>says bin coon al-somali
>>59631505
>flag
Bait? Don't bait me, I'm warning you
>>59630016
From french
>>59630016
zeta
>>59629116
>He calls thongs "flip flops"
>He calls capsicum "peppers"
They're uncivilised beasts 2bh
>>59630916
>He calls cellphone "handy"
>>59630916
I pronounce adidas "adadas", I thought euros called it "adeedas"
>>59630114
fresh lemon juice with water cleanses your liver and kidneys
Apple cider vinegar does the same. Drink both. Cleanse your body.
>>59630016
That is how the letter is pronounced and asking about the pronunciation is as retarded as you.
Where did the E in B come from?
Where did the y in K come from?
>>59631180
CHI
