best plug design in the world edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac
NEED a posh indian gf
*steps on plug*
YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWCH!
>>59627022
Is this really all you have left to feel pride for?
>>59627058
no i'm a banker who makes 6 figures
>Why yes, I do police a board where most posts will be deleted within a few hours anyway. My compensation? Knowing that for those few hours, 4chan is a safer place
>>59627058
What do yanks feel pride for? Being the fattest tosspots on this earth!
>>59627058
no we just add it to the very long list of achuevements desu
>>59627087
that is mexico actually
JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
CLEANSMAN!
WHERE ARE YOU?
*puts hands over ears in fright*
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOUSEKEEPING
>chatting stupid shit about the American revolutionary war
>said George V split france in two with a single punch, and that the other half then became 'Germany', and then we let the Americans have their independence cuz we felt like it
>yank gets all offended, 'YEAH WELL BRITS ARE LOSING TO MULTICULTURALISM, ENJOY SHARIA LAW BRITKEKS'
Here's an idea: dildos with a go pro camera in the tip
ROOM SERVICE
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
Janny I just made a cummy post. Come slurp it up for me~~
CAREEEEEEEEETAKKKKEERRR
How much have we improved from 2014?
Joe Hart (Goalkeeper)6
Glen Johnson (Right-back)6
Leighton Baines (Left-back)5
Gary Cahill (Centre-back)6
Phil Jagielka (Centre-back)7
Jordan Henderson (Centre midfield)7
Steven Gerrard (Centre midfield)6
Danny Welbeck (Forward)7
Raheem Sterling (Forward)8
Wayne Rooney (Forward)6
Daniel Sturridge (Striker)
just seen 2pac walking his dog at 3am
>i'm not gay
Gerry Adams was never in the IRA
JANNY YANK-YANK WENT POOPIES ON THE FLOOR AGAIN
CLEAN UP PLEASE XDDD
im a street nigga so it's fuck tha law
>>59627163
>johnson
>henderson
>welbeck
>sterling
fucking hell what shite
>tfw still stuck with henderson and rooney
>>59627056
lol. how r u 2day? x
>>59627201
Yeah just like you were never in McDonald's Lol!
Who else here has fucked up fetishes?
>tfw I only get hard to consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
Aahhhhhhhhh. I forgot where my screwdrivers are so I can't replace the fuse in the plug of my kettle and make tea. Aahhhhhhh. I'm angry aaahahahhahahahah.
>she was last online 3 hours ago
>hasn't messaged me since Monday
>I sent messages on Wednesday which she still hasn't seen (ignoring them most likely)
I don't understand what I've done wrong
>>59627226
do NOT talk to me without janitorial supervison
>>59627238
just feet and arse/anal, pretty vanilla
>>59627238
you know its gone too far when youre grimmed out immediately after you blow your load
>>59627247
ur cute xD hope ur foot is okx
>>59627252
What's so alluring about anal?
so i'm now insecure for not wanting to fuck trannies
this meme has either gone too far or is more ironic than i know
requesting the free of charge maid service
ah yes that brit who got the janny email yesterday is doing a bang-up job
>>59627303
I dunno, its just dirty I guess
>>59627327
who gives a fuck if it is straight or gay, you like what you like. it is much more than irony though, judging by the amount of shemale porn and ladyboy tourists.
>>59627303
Normally you aren't supposed to do it, so the idea of a girl actually enjoying it is pretty lewd.
>>59627238
i remember some rorkes on here having some sort of cuck fetish, probably since it's the biggest taboo for them
>>59627327
>He doesn't want to fuck trannies
What the fuck are you a fag or something?
>>59627387
this
the biggest closet homos i've met are the ones who vehemently claim to hate ladyboys
>>59627374
>El BrasiliANO
>>59627387
sorry but my understanding of australian physiology is that your posts are always sarcastic
Don't understand how everyone lives like this
Doing the same thing everyday 8 hours a day 5 days a week
hello lads this is my blogpost:
>have an English resit in 6 hours. likely going to not sleep, and getting ready/travelling takes around two hours so it's really a good 4 hour chunk session of reading up the themes of poems and recaps of the book I was meant to read. If I do shit I still have the C from the last time I did it
>also literally all of my coursework is late for several subjects, some I'm pretty sure have missed the deadline
>mummy found out I'm seeing a bird and she asked if she's my girlfriend. I tried telling her I'm just seeing her and there's nothing official happening but I hope she doesn't realise all I'm doing is essentially meeting up with this girl, grabbing something to eat, going for walks, watching films, and shagging
>my asoiaf obsession and reliance on 4chan is really making me procrastinate everything... Including using this night to revise
>>59627413
This post is sarcastic
german hip hop lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ
>>59627428
For the money
did not read even a single word of that post
>>59627374
this desu
>>59627408
wanked to some tranny on girl cam videos the other day
not bad
FANTASTIC[ly heretical] song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogKrUOhr7pk
>>59627428
nobody likes this
my happiest moments are when i spend a day productively
but i always end up back here
>>59627409
>>59627437
>all I'm doing is essentially meeting up with this girl, grabbing something to eat, going for walks, watching films, and shagging
So she's your gf
>>59627478
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
>>59627478
i like brazilians desu
always take banter well
>>59627473
oh wait i'm such a pathetic faggot i assume everyone spends 8 hours here instead of working hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>59627470
hello canadian friend :]
I am interested in learning more about canadian culture! tell me about your daily life and traditions please!
>>59627507
And a HUE to you, young lad!
>>59627437
how old are you
>>59627479
i mean
ish
but not really using labels. we're both shy people, not a big fan of things going too fast
selling a beagle
>Britain has been intermittently inhabited by members of the Homo genus for hundreds of thousands of years, and by Homo sapiens for tens of thousands of years. Modern humans reached Britain by around 42,000 years before present (BP),[2] but the island was unoccupied during the last glacial maximum, between about 25,000 and 15,000 years ago.
Crazy to think that the entire palce was empty for 10,000 years
why am i always depressed
;_;
>>59627549
swap you a freddo for it
>>59627537
i turned 18 in December
gosh that was 6 months ago now
>tfw when you realise you're literally the only person you know who isn't having sex
some kids will be able to watch their parent's 9000000 youtube videos whilst i barely know anything about mines childhoods
madness
>>59627201
i guess since he just ran it, that's technically true
Black girl keeps sending me pics of her fat ass
My willy's like a rock desu
>>59627573
>people who were born in like 1997 or some shit post on 4chan
Back from work, lads.
Event bartending is bullshit, but at least I get bought drinks while I'm working.
>>59627588
Deep...
>>59627593
upload said pics
>>59627601
i'm probably in the older half of 4chan
half of 4chan is underage, so there are kids born in 2002 that are posting on 4chan
>>59627565
You should go see a psychologist, anon.
>i'm probably in the older half of 4chan
where can i find more like this
>>59627646
You're probably not mate, if we ignore places like /b/ and /v/ and /mlp/
>>59627682
thailand
>>59627682
Thailand m8
>>59627671
how is lining up the pockets of Jews gonna help me lad
>>59627698
/b/ and /v/ account for most of 4chan though
>>59627716
ah yes
holy fuck
might move from nottingham to bangkok and work as a code monkey while posting on 4chan in my free time and make a website under the alias "thailad"
>>59627733
But no one in their right mind would ever go there past like 2007 at the latest
>>59627565
Do you feel better after caffeine/adderall etc?
It's dopamine m8.
gf just delivered this on horseback
might go back in time and help hitler win ww2
>>59627772
seems liek a flawless plan tpo me lad
it's the big reveal lads
this is my dad
don't be fooled, he could beat the shit out of your dads.
>>59627772
did thailad make videos?
>>59627758
He just saw an American
>>59627734
psychiatry is a scam lad, there's no evidence for any of it
>>59627795
i guess i feel better after caffeine? not sure really
>>59627849
yeah there was one where he shagged ur nan it was fuckin brutal
>>59627830
Brits literally never look healthy
>>59627854
Wew
lmfao
>>59627849
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl90QaGpYJEq61EhuhGzfsQ
>>59627871
fuck off cunt enjoy your skin cancer
>>59627716
I think that you should at least try one or two sessions, and get some drug prescription. I've never experienced depression myself, but I've heard that a lot of people seem to treat it lightly or assume that drugs simply will not work anyway and so on.
I feel like you should at least try something instead of just staying miserable the way you are now.
>>59627854
she looks friendly
would if she were about 10 times smaller
>>59627856
fucking hell mate you're out of touch with reality
do yourself a favour and go
if you think there's evidence of a jewish conspiracy but none that pyschiatry helps...
Phone literally just crashed because she sent too many pics too quickly and I couldn't keep up screenshotting them all
dad just sent me this
what's he implying
Mmm 64 slices of American Cheese
>>59627959
>I heard your girlfriend cancelled on you tonight son. Maybe I can take her place?
>>59627976
got some cheese for you right here *pulls back foreskin*
>>59627976
Make a " grilled """cheese""" " with it
have to pass one test and two interviews to work in a bank at the lowest echelon
fuck sakes
i have never done any banking
hold my dick and tell me it's gonna be okay
>>59627959
litteral degeneracy
>>59627895
>get some drug prescription
i don't want to be dependent on a substance for happiness though
>>59627918
nah i meant psychiatry was just invented by Jews to scam people
i don't believe in the big jew conspiracy memes of /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
>>59628001
>did you stay up all night eating cheese?
I think I'm blind
>>59628017
NEVER insult my dad again
i demand an apology
She wants to see my cock from several angles now
What do I do
I don't have one
What do you think of my new dress?
>>59628064
ask the lads on brit for some cheeky pics
what colour of pubes you want
>>59627885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
>>59628083
Cute
>>59628091
the pics I sent earlier were uncut and black pubes, not too much though
>>59628083
>that acne
>>59627022
I was so pissed when I ended up in uk and couldn't plug in my phone charger anywhere. I wanted to die.
do housewives still exist? my mum never worked when i was a kid but it seems insane these days
>>59628116
sorry la(ss), red pubes here
i'm sorry your dad is a faget
>>59628154
Hello it's 2016
>>59628154
>do housewives still exist?
for average people, no
long gone are the days where a man could own a big home and support his whole family with his wages alone
betrayal truly is a top tier emotion
don't get to experience it very often which adds to its uniqueness
Any lads here want to send me pics of their big uncut cocks to send to this high test black girl so that I can get even more pics of her big ass?
>>59628204
what happened
>>59628205
upload pics of her first
>>59628191
that existed for what... one generation? geez
>>59628205
i would but i was cut. sorry m8
>>59628205
>this entire gimmick just to get dick pics
Naw fuck off
>>59628204
Ah, reminds me of that great advice my granddad gave me as I went off to university
>Now listen here boy, I have one thing to say.... friends.... they'll stab you in the back
At which point my grandmother smacked his arm and told him to shut up
how do gays always have such lovely, clear skin
what's their secret
SHE SAID:
>I want to see your cock, give me lots of angles
This was 15 (FIFTEEN) minutes ago and I haven't responded
HELP!!!!
>>59628263
Not a gimmick, really will send them to her
cold out
>>59628286
And where are the pics of her lad?
I haven't seen any big black butt yet
>>59628239
yeah but housewives were incredibly common in the UK and north america only 20/30 years ago. what the fuck happened?
>>59628271
low T
tfw sunny outside
I want dark and gloomy
>>59628205
I would if I had the lack of self respect necessary.
>>59628271
sex is good for the skin
also probably estrogen
>>59628272
there's a one to one exchange ratio here
you post your genitals or nudes we post ours
>>59628313
House prices increased so much, median wages stagnated in real terms, so it is no longer viable for a man of average means to provide for his own family
>>59628322
>self respect
>self
there is no self, you're anonymous here
Alternatively, would anyone care to trawl through /soc/ and /hm/ to find an uncut white cock with trimmed black pubes that has been posted at least 3 times
>playing fo4 expansion
>been killed 5 times in the first defending the town bullshit because people on my side are throwing molotovs and they are clipping into the railings on the wall
holy fuck bethesda are actually useless
>>59628205
post them here then ok?
>>59628349
this
median incomes haven't risen for 40 years
land prices have gone through the roof though
>>59628369
if you post your cock xx
The world's first:
Weapon,
Instrument,
Figurative art
Painting
System of writing
Smithing
Animal domestication
All come from Europe
So why is the Middle-East called the Fertile Crescent?
>>59628379
>The region is often called the cradle of civilization, as it saw the development of some of the earliest human civilizations, which flourished thanks to the water supplies and agricultural resources available in the Fertile Crescent. Technological advances made in the region include the development of writing, glass, the wheel and the use of irrigation.
>>59628361
Is it fun other than that?
>>59628351
I would feel bad with myself though.
>>59628369
Don't do it, anão!
>Cereals were already grown in Syria as long as 9,000 years ago.
>Syria had Frosted Flakes
MIND
BLOWN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
>>59628378
it's not big. Here: reddit.com/r/massivecock
>>59628399
i have no idea. that's the very start of the DLC.
i've been on /fog/ and apparently the factions are all just as extreme/polar opposite/unlikeable as the main questline factions although the new weapons/legendary effects are cool.
>>59628423
seems like good TIL material
>>>/reddit/
>>59628435
Hmm
Dunno if it's worth it desu
I haven't played FO4 since I beat the main quest and everything just stagnated after
what would all the men who died for us in the suicidal battles of WW1 think if we told them their country had cities which were literally majority non-white these days? where one third of children are from an ethnic minority?
>>59628503
IT'S 2016
"my grandchildren are cucks"
>>59628497
the survival mode is enjoyable but that's still PC only if you are on console and is sometimes a massive pain in the arse.
just get it on sale or something. apparently the DLC story is good but i have it because i got the season pass tbqh
>>59628397
They be trying to keep the Serbians down
>he Vinča symbols, sometimes called the Vinča signs, Vinča script, Vinča-Turdaș script, Old European script, etc., are a set of symbols found on Neolithic era (6th to 5th millennia BCE) artifacts from the Vinča culture of Central Europe and Southeastern Europe. The symbols are mostly considered as constituting the oldest excavated example of "proto-writing" in the world; that is, they probably conveyed a message but did not encode language, predating the development of writing proper by more than a thousand years.
>>59628503
most would say skin colour doesn't matter
>>59628503
How very dare you they died for freedom and democracy that's why they would all vote to Remain in the EU on the 23rd of June if they were alive to today.
>>59628503
>>59628549
wish you'd fuck off already
>>59628534
Fo sho nigga
Thanks for the advice
I'm rocking the PS4 right now and I need to finish a few games including the Uncharted Series Remastered (on 3) and hopefully No Man's Sky will be out by then
>>59628578
that image has nothing to do with non-whites
it's about bad policy
>>59628594
epic
>>59628624
>that image has nothing to do with non-whites
try reading it next time
or you could just leave
>>59628624
P A K I
A
K
I
>>59628624
hello habeeb
>When the first hominins (human ancestors) began hunting and gathering on the open savannah, they lost their body hair, likely to keep cool amid the strenuous exercise of their lifestyle. These early humans probably had pale skin, much like humans' closest living relative, the chimpanzee, which is white under its fur. Around 1.2 million to 1.8 million years ago, early Homo sapiens evolved dark skin.
>>59628642
>people kept laws and were polite and courteous
>culture is dying
>controlled by Germany and France
>land of yobs and drunks
Ah yes, clearly non-whites.
Unironically listening to Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
>>59628715
>As a group, they feel furious at not being able to speak their minds.
>They see the lack of debate and the damning of dissenters as racists or Little Englanders as deeply upsetting afronts to freedom of speech.
>"It is 18 years since I lost him and as I look around parts of Birmingham today you would never know you were in England", she wrote.
etc. There are more.
Now fuck off you mong.
>>59628746
>no mention of skin colour
>no mention of non-whites
Please carrying on proving yourself wrong. Top kek.
@62
They are clearly talking about immigration and race you absolute cretin. He even uses the word racist as a word used to shame his views.
Absolute mong
>>59628797
>totally missing the point
He's upset that he's being called racist because he isn't racist. That's the point. That's why it's "deeply upsetting".
If he was actually racist and labelled a racist he wouldn't give a shit.
>>59628834
He's upset at being called a racist for being bothered by the mass immigration into Birmingham.
Can I ask, would you guys still care about ethnicity/race if people integrated properly as they are supposed to do instead of bringing and trying to impose all this religion crap with them?
>>59628887
>mass immigration
Is this exclusively non-white? No.
>>59628578
Interesting image.
>>59628900
As long as they dont overwhelm the country, most people are fine with it.
It's this feeling like we are being usurped in our own countries that gets to people.
>>59628900
>bringing and trying to impose all this religion crap with them?
You should pay a little less attention to Daily Mail headlines and /pol/ jpegs.
If you actually lived in Britain you would know that in reality there is no movement to impose anything of anyone. It's like 5 people in Bradford or some shit.
>>59628920
grasping at straws
>They despise what has become of the Britain they fought to save. It's not our country any more, they say, in sorrow and anger.
59628920
59628942
could you fuck off already
Modafinil lad that started learning his module 5 hours ago here
Progress is being made, might do a sleep around 7am and get up at 12 ready for my exam
>>59628948
Immigration is far too high.
There are many much larger problems though. Immigration is just heaped up the list because it's easy to say "johnny foreigner is the problem" then to analyse policy.
>>59628960
Did I trigger you?
the fifth column is our friend guys
nobody secretly to behead infidels
keep calm and elect a muslim mayor
If wogs ain't the problem then why are prisons full of wogs?
>Did I trigger you?
just got this from the gf's express mail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q3PDuU17P4
God one of my students just sat next to me and breathed on me and her breath was so fucking rank I am still unable to fucking breathe properly
>>59629222
So precious.
![women-drinking-hot-choc_498x315[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/db4AfL8.jpg "women-drinking-hot-choc_498x315[1].jpg")
>>59629222
>10 stories that will restore your faith in humanity
>>59629375
that's what you get for going to gookland
>>59629462
annyeong~~
>>59629419
I've seen that article for like a year but have never clicked it
>warm sunny weather
pls go away, I want to be comfy
Just copped this
Just been diagnosed as the janitor
What do
*plays Wonderwall on acoustic guitar*
too many rorkes too many many rorkes
>>59629740
Just rationalise the situation
>I do it for free
>I delete posts thats only last a few hours anyway
>I serve no actual purpose
>But if it is not me, them who?
>I have to make this freat sacrife for others
>>59629768
>>59629768
We need some more 'sheeds in here
Yes I'm fully aware of the time but gosh it really is more dead than usual right now
>going over 10 whole minutes with a post on /brit/
>ever
>>59629996
Or without should I say
>>59629996
Just you and me.
Hey, how r u? wuu2?
>>59630023
Hello
Doing a lieing in bed after 3 hours sleep wondering whether I should just get up or try to get back to kip, yourself?
Even the noncey English teacher in Korea has left me
I am truly the only remaining person on /brit/
*sings akon - mr lonely as a big tear runs down my cheek*
>>59630180
give qt sissy brit bf pls
>>59630180
could you stop being a fucking retard already
>>59630180
could you fuck off you stupid cunt hahaha
>Muslim terrorist attack seemingly every month
>People protest the rise of the right wing
>>59630191
Fuck off you bent cunt
>>59630205
Hey you're both big nasty bullies and I want you to know that you've made me feel even more upset now
Hope you feel good about yourselves
>>59630269
>you've made me feel even more upset now
fucking fantastic what'll it take to make you kill yourself because i'm more than willing to go there retard
Can British media go 5 minutes without mentioning Trump?
NORMALS LEAVE THE PREMISES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59630253
the enemy at home is always more dangerous
they think Muslims can just be "converted" anyways to their own cosmopolitan faith
but the right is their ideological enemy
ironically it only shows that they see the right as "equals" while patronize 3rd world Muslims
is nationalism frowned upon in other countries
>>59630269
n-no bully pls
>he hasn't seen the brexit documentary
good morning young rasheed!
>>59630312
morning weeb!
>>59630302
nope
>>59630326
ohayouu!!!
>>59630278
Well I've noted your IP address and death threats aren't a joke, you should look forward to seeing your local plod soon
>>59630353
would literally kill you if i could. report that too you stupid fuck
>>59630312
>>59630343
good posts
>>59630180
Not an English teacher
Think I might do a sleep
>>59630385
You're only adding further charges now, I'd quit while your ahead if you want to get out this side of 50
>get complimented on my excellent posts
>it was by a yank though
not sure how to feel
>>59630420
Oh are you a genuine gook? Thank fuck you ignored me I don't want to chat to you anyway you chinky fuck
wish there was a way to anti-sign petitions on change.org
fucking busybody twats over there
>>59630462
I'm british but not an English teacher
>>59630488
>fucking busybody twats over there
bit ironic la
>>59630505
Man they're all SJW single mothers who want to make issues out of non-issues, like trying to get GTA 5 banned
>>59630588
The soccer-mom era is over though, no need to worry.
GTA prints way too much fucking money to be petitioned away.
But stop giving them attention.
They'll just spin it into another harassment episode.
>>59630631
Yeah, I'm giving them attention by bitching about it in an obscure general on 4chan
i don't like when /brit/ is this dead
the shitposting feels way too personal
Not even Welsh but if I owned my own farm and no one else was around to witness it then yeah I'd probably stick my dick in a sheep
