Fuck off yank edition
anime here too
katie x
VERY good edition
>>59631345
High
alri lads
excellent thread
Had a dream last night
Yanks: Why You Should Smash On Site (funny)
>>59631371
>>59631383
Thanks boys, always happy to help
ate 2 big fillet steaks for din dins lads. got a very hard dry poo on its way as my penance. such is life.
Care for a spot of tea guvna
:^)
doing a poo
Powell: The Truth Behind The Moustache
>>59631472
quite enjoying your book collection bruce
*drags a yank runt from the pen into the shed*
You want to play games with me boy?
*guts the runt with a rusty butter curler*
>work in an offie
>regularly serve people born in '98
Why is time moving so quickly when my life is literally nothing?
14 Ways Runt Scalps Can Improve Your Life
Haven't slept yet lads
Exam in 6 hours
Alri lads
Doin a poi lads
Ah yes "yanks" we need to do something about this
Ah yes a "girlfriend" haha lads I'll never have one
Had a muffin this morning lads
Smashed a paki earlier lads
Ah yes "brexit" are nige lads alri haha
Having a cheeky nandos with the lads later alri
Ah yes
Weather is shit today desu lads alri
Ah yes
>>59631545
Rasheed
>>59631563
bad lad
>>59631563
What exam lad
>>59631545
fuck off paki
>>59631545
>four more working days of wageslavery left next week
Going back to NEET heaven soon lad.
>>59631566
Rorke haha FOY haha alri lads ah yes
>>59631545
read that as office, was wondering what office serves people. get a better job lad. plenty out there if you know about wine, which your offie should be willing to teach you about if they haven't already.
>>59631563
ProPlus la, how long is it?
>>59631572
Incorrect meme usage there
>>59631573
Thanks
>>59631583
CS
And you'll never hear the wolf cry
To the blue corn moon
Or whether we are white or copper-skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
Need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the Earth and still all you'll own is earth
Until you can paint with all the colors of the wind
why are yanks such unbearable twats
literally paki tier
O shit waddup!
>>59631566
are you sad that we didn't like your thread fatlad?
>>59631589
Pakis don't work in off licenses you fucking mong, it's haram
>>59631572
>>59631589
explain
>>59631600
2 hours long
I'll try find some
Or just take more modafinil who knows
>>59631615
Hate shitty poetry
Are Yanks, Desert Yanks, and Leaf Yanks Stealing Your Gimmicks?
>>59631626
No idea what thread you're talking about lad haha shit weather today lol how about that Arsenal I reckon they'll win it big this time haha
In bed again
>>59631572
>>59631589
>not knowing the difference between an offie and a corner shop
fucking pikeys
>>59631636
>Pakis don't work in off licenses
then what do you call those brown things that work the tills?
>>59631648
lliterally not seen this gimmick before KYS
KYS
KYS
This One Weird Trick That Will Keep Yanks Mad For Hours! 10% Of Harvard Students Didn't Understand It but 90% Of Primary School Kids Did!!
>>59631636
>>59631668
did in my area
Would quite like to fuck the queen just to see what its like to be completely and wholly honest with you my dear lads
>>59631589
>>59631572
>hating muslims
>not welcoming them to the UK to rid the country of its degeneracy
>>59631636
Assuming u are using it as a general insult, many indian, pakistani or whatever run shops sell alcohol, even muslim ones. they arent selling it to muslims and its part of the local culture they live in so i thin kits allowed, though not sure really. seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.
Kinda weird that Zac lives 15 minutes from me lads
>>59631683
trying a bit too hard m8
>>59631646
He was 27, she was 11. Their love crossed an ocean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk33dTVHreQ
Are NEETS Yelling At You Online? Here's How To Make Them Stop Talking (Pictures)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36338220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKZLQFomAUg
What the fuck is an offie
>>59631697
I don't give a fuck about the story. I've heard it a million times.
I just hate really, really, poorly written, shitty poetry
>>59631716
an off licence you spastic
>>59631694
>seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.
t. ahmed al-britani
>>59631345
I'm from Leeds. Been in Chicago for 14 months.
Ask me anything.
>>59631636
village dweller detected
>>59631673
Probably Indian
>>59631726
how quickly can you piss off and die
>>59631713
No shit.
Leaning left = trying to please everyone. Trying to please everyone = pleasing no one.
It's all fake and disingenuous.
>a man in seattle has tested the new transgender laws by changing in the woman's changing room at a pool. The room contained young girls.
The man was not arrested as he claimed to be a woman.
>>59631636
>>59631668
These 2bh
I live in paki central but in actual off licenses the workers are white
>>59631716
fuck off child
>>59631726
>Brit in Chicago
You're on American soil, you're not a Brit. You're a traitor
>>59631726
Are you anywhere near Wrigley field?
>>59631748
Why would you ask me that?
Not nice, lad.
>>59631345
schwul faden
>>59631763
>child
FOY
Top ten MOST DANGEROUS memes
t. watchmojo.com
>>59631783
nice gimmick lad
>>59631768
Yes I'm a Brit. I'm going home eventually but I live money.
>>59631773
Yes less than 2 miles.
>>59631713
Why are Hollywood actors telling us to stay in the EU? Lack of a union with the USA didn't stop them getting work there.
wish i was good at math tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU
>>59631823
Don't trust him lad, he's trying to gain sympathy and worm his way in.
>>59631799
go there right now and giz a wave
http://www.earth[DELET THIS]cam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/
>>59631823
I thought you people were good with numbers and money?
>>59631823
>math
Honestly wish Addy finished the job tbqh
>>59631843
No m8 I'm busy tonight. Not going out into the city.
It's a fucking wonderful place btw.
Chicago is unbelievable.
just had a beautiful orgasm
gf just sent me this
How can I live money
>>59631883
>It's a fucking wonderful place btw.
>Chicago is unbelievable.
>"Brit" in Chicago
FOY
>>59631878
ol mate addy hit
https://youtu.be/jHfQCfUTlXE
shitholes like bargain booze are not proper offies lads. they're corner shops that specialise in alcohol. offies are comfy, respectable, dimly lit places with carpet and wooden beams, where you can ask for helpful advice on what whisky to buy granddad for his 80th.
>>59631883
booo
also yeh, I've been there, had family that used to live in the 'burbs
>>59631808
Because, I quote author John Steinbeck,
>"Boileau said that Kings, Gods and Heroes only were fit subjects for literature. The writer can only write about what he admires. Present-day kings aren't very inspiring, the gods are on a vacation and about the only heroes left are the scientists and the poor … And since our race admires gallantry, the writer will deal with it where he finds it. He finds it in the struggling poor now. "
Now, think of this quote, and think of what Adam Corolla said. Hollywood types never, ever, ever go against the grain; pretend they might, that's why they're professional actors, but they will always pick the choice that attempts to please everyone
>>59631892
>money
FOY
>>59631896
Am I allowed to like a foreign city or are you having a hard time removing thorns from your asshole?
>>59631896
He likes Chicago.
Fuck off, asshole.
>>59631878
no idea what this post means but its probably referring to me using math instead of maths
It's okay I am no yank, I am a loyalist
>>59631924
>>59631941
t. Yanks
>>59631944
You're right, pls be more careful in future :) x
>>59631924
Now you know what it feels like to be American
Never reason with a Brit, they're a savage bunch, the Aussies have fun, the Brits are just constantly out for blood
Think it's the weather
>>59631953
Good comeback. Have a good night.
What was your school assembly music? Did you have classical music appreciation classes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRNU0bm3ah4
>>59631974
Drop drop drop in the ocean
>>59631973
George
>>59631967
I like Americans honestly
Everyone has been so nice.
Where would I have to go for someone to be a dick? Even in NY people are helpful.
>>59631974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQvH90hKEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhOEIwNM3e0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0
Mozart, Beethoven and John Denver for some strange reason.
My boobs looking cracking this morning lads
>>59632022
Try Boston whilst wearing a red coat
>>59632022
Just be a Muslim I guess
If you couldn't find a dick in NYC then beats me, maybe south Boston, that place needs to be lethally irradiated
>>59631974
>What was your school assembly music?
maybe 0.01% of people know this 2bh
>>59631974
Monday - we'll have fun day
Tuesday - read the news day
Wednesday - see some friends day
Half way through the week!
Thursday - umms and errs day
Friday - punch the sky day
Saturday - it don't matter day
Nearly through the week!
When Sunday comes we can have a little rest for one day
The work is done and the day is freeeeeeee
Anyone else sing this banger?
>>59632003
What's wrong with my name?
>>59631961
shut up nonce
>>59632036
lets have a squizz darlin
>>59632054
It's got no snap, no zing. :^)
>>59631974
>he didn't sing in Latin
fucking pathetic
>>59632054
Nothing m8, good British name. Just funny that you choose to identify yourself with it.
>>59632061
Very rude, last time I help yew.
*pozzes thailad's neghole*
>>59632078
Aww man. I thought it was a classic because it's old. Not the case?
>>59632100
shut up nonce
>>59632100
But that's my name.
>>59632103
don't do that
>>59632053
Wow reading this was physically painful please fuck off.
>>59632095
Fuck off Papist
>>59632109
All namefags are inherently shit.
reading 'THE DIALECTIC OF WOMEN'S OPPRESSION: NOTES ON THE RELATION BETWEEN CAPITALISM AND PATRIARCHY' lads
>>59632134
Alri George
>>59632134
okay, sorry George.
>>59632137
Would tear the Thai king a new bumhole if you know what I mean.
>>59631974
We had prayer time in assembly and all the Muslims and Jovo's had to walk out aha
Got sent out of a harvest day assembly for suggesting Monster Munch when the priest visiting asked us about holy food. Made every piss themselves haha
>>59632174
u gay?
>>59632153
very good lad remember t take your estrogen pills and support more refugees in sydney and melbourne
>>59632145
Why? I'm not a bad person.
>>59632162
Thanks.
>>59632168
Thanks.
I'm into like linguistics. Anyone else?
>>59631974
Someone once switched a cassette with limp bizket, which was hilarious at the time.
business idea: convince muslims that Allahu Ackbar is just a linguistic corruption of Abra Kadabra and change Islam into a religion of MAGIC!
Then sell them all magic wands and shit
>>59632216
oy vey
Just finished doxxing thailads mum
She lives in high Wycombe and is dating a black man after her relationship with his father broke down.
He doesn't have a clue about it lads
>>59632230
>greets him
>he thanks me for this
Fucking hate yanks
>>59632230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKVtpCByEy4
>>59632194
We had moral stories. One I remember was about this builder, and he was engaged to the daughter of a contractor. Contractor asks him to build a house while he's away on holiday for a few months. Builder fucks about a lot and starts the project at the last minute. Cuts a lot of corners, and the house is a bit shit. Contractor comes back and says it's his wedding present to the builder and his daughter. Now they have to live in a shitty house.
>>59632254
alri callum lad
>>59632237
Business idea: fuck off idiot this is stupid
>>59632288
Thanks
Islam was not a torch, as has been claimed, but an extinguisher. Conceived in a barbarous brain for the use of a barbarous people, it was - and it remains - incapable of adapting itself to civilization. Wherever it has dominated, it has broken the impulse towards progress and checked the evolution of society.
Islam is Christianity adapted to Arab mentality, or, more exactly, it is all that the unimaginative brain of a Bedouin, obstinately faithful to ancestral practices, has been able to assimilate of the Christian doctrines. Lacking the gift of imagination, the Bedouin copies, and in copying he distorts the original. Thus Musulman law is only the Roman Code revised and corrected by Arabs; in the same way Musulman science is nothing but Greek science interpreted by the Arab brain; and again, Musulman architecture is merely a distorted imitation of the Byzantine style.
The deadening influence of Islam is well demonstrated by the way in which the Musulman comports himself at different stages of his life. In his early childhood, when the religion has not as yet impregnated his brain, he shows a very lively intelligence and remarkably open mind, accessible to ideas of every kind; but, in proportion as he grows up, and as, through the system of his education, Islam lays hold of him and envelops him, his brain seems to shut up, his judgment to become atrophied, and his intelligence to be stricken by paralysis and irremediable degeneration.
Islam is by no means a negligible element in the destiny of humanity. The mass of three hundred million believers is growing daily, because in most Musulman countries the birth-rate exceeds the death-rate, and also because the religious propaganda is constantly gaining new adherents among tribes still in a state of barbarism.
t. me
>>59632302
>being a yank
>>59632254
>callum
CALLUM
>honey what should we name our child
>not sure let's callum something retarded though
>>59632194
>having muslims at your school
lol jog on London scum
>>59631974
>What was your school assembly music?
Assorted kid-friendly hymns. And one time Haddaway's What Is Love.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Gaytale.swf
DEEP DARK FANTASY
>>59632309
alright andre
love her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddzU_EszbE
>>59632280
Bloody hell I remember that one, we were told he scrimped on the house and pocketed the money, though.
We had another one about this woman who never smiled and subsequently turned really ugly and all the neighbourhood children were afraid of her too.
Another thing I'll always remember is our headmistress telling us not to trick or treat because she doesn't want to hear about any of us being found in a wasteland.
Do you remember signing 'life is a wonderful thing'?
>>59632280
Oh, there was one about this old woman who always took a train to the next town with a crisp £5 note in her bag. One day she gets on the train and a scruffy guy sits opposite her. She doesn't like him being there but falls asleep. When she wakes up she goes through her bag and the note isn't there. The guy across is still there, apparently asleep himself, and she sees a crisp £5 in his pocket. She thinks she'll get it back and sneaks it before getting off at her stop and doing her thing. When she gets back, her husband's all like, how was your day? How did you get all your shopping done when you left your money on the dining table?
It was about not jumping to assumptions about people based on how they look.
wish i was dead
>>59632324
I think it's quite a nice name, well that's what the ladies say anyway haha
>naming your child after an Arab country
Lmao are you a paki mate?
>>59632349
She's 33 and is reading scripts her boyfriend writes to use her to make money. The constant cuts are because she's too awkward to film unless she's stoned and keeps forgetting her lines.
Fuck Cosmic Tingles
>>59632325
We had one Paki, 2 Jovo's and a Jew in our entire school.
t. Leicester born and bred
talked my way out of a job interview by saying how awful i am
i think im mentally ill lmao
>>59632352
No, all things bright and beautiful, who put the colours in the rainbow and a few others though.
>>59632381
How did you manage that?
Why even bother applying
>BBC Beakfast
>Jamie Oliver in a school again
>he's fat now
Karma for all the dead turkey twizzlers
>be 100% white school
>half blacky from london turns up
>everyone bullies him
>changes school
lovely
>>59632403
>How did you manage that?
Presumably by beeing himself
>Why even bother applying
Again, presumably because the job centre made him
>>59632403
Basically just started telling them how stupid lazy and incompetent I am after they showed a lot of interest in me
Morning lads
>>59632407
>turkey twizzlers
please don't remind me of the good times
>>59632434
ni hao
DANGEROUSLY DANK nasheed
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Hydrojeen.swf
>>59632443
Ohayou
Students bought me a cafe latte lads
who said gooks weren't nice?
>>59632407
Jamie Oliver was always a bit of a twat
>>59632408
good lads
I'm going to be back in the homeland next week, boys. Taking a holiday to guernsey as well. Not swimming though, American beaches have spoiled me.
>>59632471
Music is haraam
>>59632472
o genki desu ka?
>>59632367
>what do I say when he doesn't realize I'm named after a river and that Jordan as a name and word comes from Hebrew Yarden
>callum an uneducated fuckwit
>>59632475
DON'T DRINK IT
https://twitter.com/moesdeph/status/733335443224166401
Legitimately never met a Jew in my life
Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning
Sing Hossana...
He's got the whole world in his hands...
>>59632512
jealous 2bh
>>59632407
Howled when he said the presenter smelled and wacked him with the basil
>>59632475
How many hours do you work a week? Is it doing your nut in yet?
>>59632491
Chı̀ c̄hạn dī
khuṇ pĕn xỳāngrị?
>>59632512
They're a good people really. I get invited to Jew Do's.
>>59632512
>only Jew I've ever met was a fat nepotistic manlet narcissist who loved money
>>59631345
Septic Tanks
Hi Guest,
Here is what I could find:
1.
When I needed a neighbour
Were you there, were you there?
When I needed a neighbour
Were you there?
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Were you there?
2.
I was hungry and thirsty
Were you there, were you there?
I was hungry and thirsty
Were you there?
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Were you there?
3.
I was cold, I was naked (students giggle)
Were you there, were you there?
I was cold, I was naked (students giggle again)
Were you there?
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Were you there?
4.
When I needed a shelter
Were you there, were you there?
When I needed a shelter
Were you there?
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Were you there?
5.
When I needed a healer
Were you there, were you there?
When I needed a healer
Were you there?
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Were you there?
6.
Wherever you travel
I'll be there, I'll be there.
Wherever you travel
I'll be there.
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
I'll be there.
>>59632512
>Chı̀ c̄hạn dī
Chai chan dee = Yes I(female) good
khuṇ pĕn xỳāngrị? = a weird way of saying how are you?
Google translate a shit
>>59632526
Not many, my job is cosy, my boss is a rare very kind understanding gookbot
>>59632584
sorry Radạb xāwus̄o
>>59632512
Nor me really but I had a surreal experience once when I seen a family of stereotypical looking jews in a service station, looked like something out a film
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
>>59632584
>>59632529
fug
>>59632587
sound
>>59632587
i'm going to a gook restaurant next week, what do I do
>>59632632
Prepare a speech on your favourite kpop group is and who is best girl and why
>>59632604
don't paste the phonetics it's literally easier to read the Thai alphabet
>>59632632
Eat the food I reckon
Dance, dance, where ever you may be
I am the lord of the dance of the settee
>>59632650
sheesh ระดับอาวุโส
>>59632632
If you see a cute waitress say
당신은 너무 예뻐요
dangsineun neomoo yeppeoyo
>>59632632
What kind of gook?
>>59632674
gook is exclusive for korean so it can't be anything else
>>59632670
if something comes out perfect in google translate I don't believe it 2bh
dont know how long i can do this
:|
Currently posting on mobile lads on my way to work.
Don't worry I won't leave you until I finish, I'm getting paid a tenner an hour to post here
>>59632668
อะไรวะ 55+ (wtf lol)
no idea what you mean by this.
>>59632644
ok no problem
>>59632670
more interested in what food is good and what how the grill cooking works
>>59632674
the only gook there is
>>59632694
literal rorksheed
>>59632701
I put せんぱい (senpai) in translating from jap to thai
guess it got lost in the matrix
>>59632692
people have been known to use it interchangeably
>>59632712
fair one
me
The first humans were white, look i up
>>59632694
YES YES YES YES
I was going to reply to something else but I forgot what
Debating on taking modafinil
don't want to but think I need to
>>59632693
about 70 more years
Moved to America and haven't been home in 3 years. Finally going for a visit next week. What can I expect lads?
>>59632746
Does your heart race on it sometimes?
>>59632746
i suspect you know my whole daily routine. sort of like we're in a relationship Lol
>>59632381
hitler used to make things more difficult for himself on purpose
>>59632712
Just get samgyeopsal, I mean its hard to know what they have since most restaurants in Korea just serve like 1 or 2 things
>>59632737
the first humans were slavs
>>59632694
No surprises that the purple pakis of cuckkip are doing this
>>59632720
ahh right, it landed on the wrong word.
Korean BBQ is delicious
>>59632757
>>59632757
you know that movie london has fallen?
Having a shit heh
>>59632760
No
sometimes get headaches, but normally just makes my shitpipes more active
>>59632761
Your day is probably the same as everyone else's desu, even mine
Might go to an EDL protest in Coventry tomorrow
Can't stop fiddling with my dressing gown's waist tie
>>59632782
why are arsenal fans so stylish?
>>59632757
Thing I moticed visiting the UK is how ugly everyone looks.
Like Koreans all dress well, keep fit, keep their skin good then driving through bristol seeing some fat slob with an illfitting wifebeater drinking a tin of wifebeater is just quite a shock
>>59632793
Good lad
>>59632694
woah racest 0_o
>>59632804
it's called a belt you fucking mong
My gf and her bf wanted breakfast in bed.
>>59632757
doing this in July after 4 years. Will be mental and cold.
Lads what the fuck is this all about?
Half fit though still
>>59632768
this?
>>59632819
thank u
Gideon is in anime today
>>59632832
>minimum of two orders
is this a subtle no singles policy
>>59632828
Political correctness gone mad!!
>>59632842
Is he any good in groundhog day?
going to watch it tonight
What is sex with a british chick like?
>>59632847
Jesus
never brought anything off the deep web before
managed to convert bitcoins and get them in my alphbay wallet
haven't seen anywhere on anyones store about where you give them your address
i assume it's in this note section right before you purchase right?
inviting
>>59632857
>>59632867
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
>>59632832
the dwaejibulgogi sounds pretty good too, whiteys usually like that, samgyeopsal is just normal meat,
>>59632875
Dunno I don't do beastiality mate
>>59632845
>not ordering two for yourself like a complete and utter madman
>>59632896
lel
>>59632884
never used alphabay, contact the seller m9
>>59632845
Happens in Korea all the time
but usually 2 orders is enough for like 1 person, they're gooksized portions
