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my name is ken-sama
hi
Corrie
Hello, /brit/, I am looking for a job.
I have no previous experience, do you have a job for me?
>>59624665
konnichiwa
>>59624670
hello welcome to our community
>>59624642
Do Corrie have any homos in it right now lad?
>>59624675
I have a job for you yeah
Eat my pants lol haha
>>59624670
welcome
>>59624670
hello welcome to our community
>>59624670
post belly
>>59624675
i'll need some feet to decide
>>59624673
She's supposed to be the same age as Gary lmao old cunt
sophie
>>59624670
Hello, lad.
You will have no problems here as long as you support Brexit.
broken collarbone is fucking doing my nut
why hasnt anyone invented a better way to heal bones yet
https://twitter.com/murder0fcrows/status/733311801581043713
>tfw she will never be my gf
>>59624773
le quentin face
>>59624773
Who's this slag?
>>59624696
A few. Quite fond of the vicar desu.
teared up during nice solid poo, felt amazing.
Falcon is very unhappy about the cinema incident, pretty much threw his evening vole over the room and now I have splattered vole on my wall. Do you know how difficult it is to get vole blood out of my wall?
>>59624839
it's not as difficult as you're making it out to be
bloody drama queen
>>59624839
white vinegar and a bit of lemon for vole blood
>>59624857
>bloody
cheeky
my weed guy is late
I need my bowl man come on
is bombay saphire good or is it a meme gin
kinda tempted to buy some for meself
Is it weird to message a girl out of the blue?
We are winning
Greetings
>>59624885
Only if you're ugly.
>>59624875
meme gin
it's not actually blue just fyi, people do seem to be confused about that
>>59624875
I makes a good G&T, not so much for a martini
>>59624875
actually alright tbf
just because something is popular doesn't mean it's automatically inferior.
apart from budweiser, that can fuck off.
>>59624900
What if they don't know what I look like...
>>59624900
this
>>59624909
b-but king of beers
I miss her. I don't know if I can do this anymore.
>>59624913
even creepier tbf
>>59624803
Noice. It's nice to see gay guys treated normally on TV sometimes instead of it being controversial. Ben and Paul in stenders are cute too.
>>59624913
then she'll be either elated or creeped out when she sees your face
>>59624675
Rent boy
>>59624944
>tfw it's couples everywhere, on the screen and irl
>>59624909
heard the original czech budweiser is pretty good and they just make some special shit one for yanks
HERE
WE
GO
>>59624952
So you're saying there's a chance
>>59624967
Hey Johnny is still single
>tfw someone on /fa/ has the same postcode as you
i heard that geckos regrow their tails
if i inject myself with gecko blood, then chop off my willy, will i regrow it?
might have to do some testing
>>59624992
what game
>>59625009
Doom
>>59624999
Like the whole postcode?
Doxx him
>>59625009
Looks like HoI2 or Darkest Hour
>>59625009
Fifa 16
>>59625006
not only will it regrow, it will be bigger
t. rigorous tester
>>59625009
HoI2
looks like our dankest hour as well
>>59625006
yep
interestingly, no matter how much you chop off, a whole one grows back. so you can chop off just the tip and double your length
>>59625035
>>59625039
hmmm interesting. might be a good university project along with injecting human sperm into a chicken egg to create a homonculus
Doing some reading
what should I wank to
>>59625006
Imagine combining your DNA with that of a gecko and limpet, you'll be invincible.
how do i achieve this look lads?
>>59625068
>injecting human sperm into a chicken egg to create a homonculus
it's more than that
you have to light candles as well
Is your job here?
>>59625089
almond tease
>>59625089
yourself
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
Underarms are due some maintenance, the regrowth is starting to irritate the skin
>>59625074
What are you reading?
>>59625068
chop/file your willy down to the girth of a needle and use it to perform the injection, then you get the added benefit of massive girth gains on regrowth
>>59625098
what scent
i don't want to waste too much money buying yankee candles haha
>>59625134
One hundred years of Solitude
>>59625112
nah
>>59625112
yep.
bollocks though because a min wage job is still a min wage job.
>>59625149
scent doesn't matter, they just have to be large and dribbly
colour-wise, preferably red or black but classic white is fine
>>59625131
>i watch twitch streams
Anyone here subscribed to my blog? I will watch Zootopia now.
>>59625112
>pharmacy dispencer
my mum does that and she makes like 5k a month
>>59625154
Mmmmmm a meme book
>>59625154
Never read it. Considered getting it last time I was in a book shop but went with something else in the end.
Free trade is a meme. There is literally nothing wrong with protectionism,
>>59625131
What scottish dialect is this?
>>59625201
How is it a meme?
>>59625181
*reblogs*
My gf
why the fuck is the /mu/ archive always down
>>59625214
This was already explained to you
Learn about tariff dead weight loss
>>59625238
sorry for your loss
Got an exam in less than 12 hours, just took a modafinil and now I'm gonna start learning the entire module
Wish me luck
>>59625214
pls import more ty
>>59625246
post feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ek945pg6v0
Post songs that take you to other dimensions.
>>59625270
good lad, pop another about an hour before your exam as well so you don't crash halfway through
>>59625258
>implying someone mongy enough to make a statement like that actually possesses the ability to think
the abnormie uprising begins
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-36330451
>>59625270
How do I get modafinil?
>>59625231
I was just being a dick. Never read it.
Any good?
>>59625270
godspeed you absolute madman
Just overheard some hamplanet Ameriblubber
>blah blah blah being a white female in Korea is so hard blah blah blah men just aren't interested in you blah blah they like stick thin subservient girls blah blah blah but for WHITE MEN it's their dream come true blah blah
Why do fat women never realise that the reason no one likes them is not only their gross looks, but also their terrible personalities?
>>59625242
thank you
I got moved into IT for a month, they're trying me out. It's three days in and I'm still doing bitch work.
>>59625263
you means this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596498/Polish-girl-Dagmara-Przybysz-complained-classroom-racism-dead-school.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK
?
>>59625327
A lot of people find it difficult to take responsibility for their own shortcomings. The blame never lies with them.
>>59625327
can you beat the shit out of people there and get away with it? I could have a cheeky pissed fight in china every now and then and be alright
>>59625339
>he doesn't know that's the whole job
>>59625327
Awesome, so the same as most NEET /brit/ posters
>>59625258
Learn about protecting your own businesses and domestic employment and protecting yourself from low cost labour and poor product standards.
>>59625313
150 pages in
It's alright, apparently it's supposed to be like a metaphor for the history of Colombia but idk anything about Colombia so that's kind of lost on me
>>59625327
ummmm, healthist and sexist much sweety? it's not our fault your prejudices are blinding you.
educate yourself ;)
>>59625343
yes
>>59625348
how many chinks did you beat up
do you ever like
hate your life
>>59625361
Meme buzz words that don't correspond to reality
Going to the pub lads and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>59625343
shame, she was a qt
>>59625407
Not an argument.
>>59625009
Dankest Hour
balls are itchy
what is this?! a Shakira song in the middle of the movie? how UNFITTING
>>59625390
lost count in the year that I was there. I fought like a nigger most of the time tbH, suckerpunch in the face. always stood them up first though
>>59625421
You literally haven't presented a single argument because you don't know what you're talking about
wearing a blue and green sock respectively
>>59625430
Those hips don't lie tho
smeg me arse, lads
like: all alien movies (prometheus included), mad max x 4, dune, blade runner
what to watch now? i need some help here
>>59625392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDWENGfz_Os
>>59625327
women have an innate need for indignation
in fact feminism is built entirely on the notion of victimhood, without it, it can't exist
it is in all women just in varying degrees, same as attention whoring
>>59625454
The K-on! Movie
>>59625454
brade runner
>>59625454
boku no pico
got an exam tomorrow
>>59625444
If free trade is so good why isn't everyone doing it?
gotta poo tomorrow
imagine a world without victimhood
jews, trannies, women, niggers - they would all fall.
>>59625454
>smeg me arse, lads
fuck off
me on the left
>>59625454
pornography
>>59625454
2001: A Space Odyssey
you saved the best for last
got an exam tomorrow.
>>59625528
good bye, lenin!
>>59625528
>gif
fuck off
>>59625529
seen it
also, all of Tarkovsky
>>59625547
seen it too :(
>>59625499
Not an argument
Free trade is pareto efficient whilst protectionism leads to tariff deadweight loss and makes us all worse off
>>59625529
do you seriously expect someone who likes mad max to like Kubric
*slaps your bottom* naughty!
>>59625454
Highlander next
>>59625543
>tfw have 6
>tfw 3 down, 3 to go
>tfw got the highest grade in my year last year and am now cracking under the pressure to keep it up
have got an exam tomorrow.
don't really get it lads
my dick is the same length as my ipad, but I really don't think my dick is over 12 inches long
how does that work?
>>59625564
Right, so why isn't everyone doing it then?
>>59625516
smeg me tea in a tea kettle! i spell colour with an u, lad
>>59625498
what exam
wanked away my will power in the shower this morning lads
feel tired
>>59625584
lobster lad?
>>59625580
kill yourself my man>>59625520
>>59625591
There has been a huge opening of free trade since the 70s
oi rasheed I think you should leave, not just leave brit but leave britain
>>59625588
underage
>>59625590
It's an ipod nano mate
>>59625564
>free trade is pareto-efficient
Not necessarily senpai, those in the previously protected industries could lose out.
Still though, pure protectionism is basically the biggest sign you're an economic retard
>tfw if my willy was an apple device it would be shuffle
wouldnt mind killing a few of you
>>59625565
*puts on lobster suit*
*walks sideways towards you*
ahh yes, go on hit my arse again i dare you
*puts 2001 VHS into the telly*
exactly
*sidewalks into the kitchen*
>>59625520
like 3d tbqh, got gobs of puss anyway
>father of the polish dead qt
>Jedrzej Przybysz
I literally don't know how to pronoubce these names.
>>59625613
The EU is largely protectionist.
>>59625563
the 400 blows
leningrad cowboys go america
a scanner darkly
>>59625635
>an apple a day keeps the doctor away love ;)
>>59625610
nah mate, dunno who that is.
>>59625648
No it isn't you fool
>>59625644
>>59625565
i dont want to be a part of this conversation anymore
>>59625646
this general doesn't accept racists, sorry.
you're going to have to leave
>>59625611
Bit rude only trying to help
>>59625650
>the 400 blows
good lad
>>59625650
>leningrad cowboys go america
sweet. thanks lad
already watched the others doe
>>59625671
Not even racist, I just wish I knew how to. Makes me feel ignorant desu
>>59625648
What does that mean? The EU is a common market with no tariffs between countries ? How is that protectionist
>>59625643
lol I'd like to see you try pal I have a black belt
>>59625646
here, let me show you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ukjluWbiRf
>this general doesn't accept racists, sorry. you're going to have to leave
>>59625699
i said to fucking leave you fucking bigot
poles are valuable members of our society and i WILL not have them feel offended here.
think i might rewatch a scanner darkly
thanks, me x
no problem, me x
>>59625707
me too lad
$40 from David Jones
>>59625688
sounds much gayer in english if i'm being honest
>>59625646
what dead qt?
>>59625666
>>59625706
It's encouraging trade within Europe to prop up European businesses by creating a common market and in doing so shuts out foreign markets that may be superior.
>>59625699
>Rz
Kind of like a mix between a 'J' and a 'Sh' sound in English, kind of hard to explain
>Y
Like an 'oo' or flat 'u' sound
>Sz
Literally just 'sh' in english
>Cz
Basically just a 'ch' in english
There you go laddie
>>59625744
but ISIS and Putin would like it if we left
>>59625713
im dying
>>59625744
Except the EU is always trying to make free trade deals with other countries so you're talking nonsense
Not to mention it's not relevant, protectionism causes tariff deadweight loss whilst free trade leaves us all better off
a "blokes" advice page on facebook with 14,000 members is talking about taking on ISIS lmao
At the pub lads
Thanks for not trying to stop me
>>59625795
Rasheed.
>>59625744
>implying that EU trade diversion is greater than the trade created
>implying that in a world where WTO negotiation have stalled that free trade agreements between economic blocks aren't what matters these days
You literally don't know what you're chatting about lad. Foolishness.
>>59625713
very good x
>>59625713
Ah, I had it almost right...nice!
>>59625722
I love Poles, and your mum loves smoking poles.
>>59625742
>he doesnt know dead qts
>>59625646
It's not that fucking hard.
Christ, Anglos are so mind numbingly retarded.
>>59625805
link
>>59625706
Because it passes regulations that heavily favour existing corporations within the EU. The EU and the USA have been negotiating a deal for years and haven't got anywhere, because the EU demands retarded things like banning USA from making mozzarella cheese because it doesn't come from the right town in Italy. Protectionism just fucks the consumer who have to pay higher prices when we could just get all the cheap shit we need from China or somewhere. It also fucks over small businesses who might be competition for the big boys.
>>59625816
you're at the bar you fucking limey faggot
>>59625843
Insha'allah I'll get it in the future
>>59625832
not those ancient photos of the blonde girl lying on the bed?
>>59625861
fuck right off mate
>>59625843
FOC
>>59625845
it's a secret group lad u need to be added
all they do is post girls nudes and swear alot
*walks to your house*
>>59625861
It's the same fucking thing
Stfu
>>59625824
Rasheed to you to paki
>>59625869
You probably won't. Just don't bother.
>>59625888
I don't know what this means.
>>59625861
hes ours now
hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
*polishes monicle*
heh, sure showed that yank
>>59625901
it's acually not
>>59625880
DO NOT get me started tonight mate you will not like how it ends
>>59625795
Yeah and it's terrible at it. No trade deal with USA or China, the two biggest economies in the world. Countries like Switzerland and Iceland have free trade deals with China.
died to my own molotov
>>59625911
FOC
>>59625918
I know but he's bugging me
>>59625917
Wearing my Arsenal kit too la
>>59625924
*unzips katana*
u wanna go pal
>>59625874
HOL UP
*pins you down and sucks on your cock*
>>59625928
>>59625856
The lads point was that the EU was inherently protectionist and this was an argument for protectionism, the EU as an organisation still attempts to liberalise trade
niggas dropping brexit truth bombs in this thread damn
*pretends to be british to fit in*
ah yes
>>59625997
Pip pip cheerio old bean what what.
Why didn't we listen?
Nuke London when?
what the fuck is happening in France lads?
why are they beating police?
nice flag
>>59626012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHfdJ440IXw
>>59625977
Don't talk shit about me ever again.
>>59626024
A FUCKING
SEA
SHELL
>>59626023
link
>>59625917
hahahaha
>>59626023
been going on for a whole month lad
leftist scum being leftist scum as usual
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36322279
love gender equality lads
>>59626023
Wat?
>>59626054
>landlocked county
>seashells on the flag
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>59626012
Well because clearly he didn't understand tariff deadweight loss
>>59626056
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-politics-protests-idUSKCN0YA10T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=8bxoJB1DiXI
>>59626082
>implying he wanted tariffs
>>59626089
french like a good tear up
they're on strike all the time
Girl just sent me this saying that I did this to her earlier
http://i.imgur.com/ZIsqosW.jpg
>>59626074
ahh yes, trending blogs, where the BBC shows how impartial it really is
>What how this one BLACK WOMAN stands up to RACIST WHITE MEN
>>59626135
How else did he plan to protect the economy from the cheap labour of India and Africa ?
>>59626069
>>59626142
need De Gualle
>>59626161
With tariffs you fucking mong.
>>59626150
what's going on here
>>59626176
So he didn't understand tariff deadweight loss
>>59626195
fuck you you you piece of shit!
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOW
TO THE WALL
>>59626165
good lad
wish they'd just let the riot police loose on those cunts desu
>>59626215
I love sweaty balls
>>59626215
*drives car really fast*
NYOOOM
really fancy a croissant right now
might pop down to 24 hour tescos
Why can't guys wear makeup lads? :/
>>59626195
He wanted autarky though so who gives a fuck about import tariffs and muh deadweight loss.
feels good to be a white country lads
>>59626247
You can. What's stopping you?
>>59626217
what's the resurgence of the right wing like in France? How's Le Pen doing?
>>59626259
boipussy is supreme
>>59626259
Argentina confirmed white.
Literally only dominos open at this time but I'm starving
Bad feel
wew haha
guess this means I'm restarting
this time ill cheat harder methinks
how would you even fuck a tranny anyway
feel like people who wank to that shit forget about the two options
1: a penis
2: a gaping hole imitating a vagina (very poorly)
so you can either get aids, or fuck a hole which they likely feel little sensation from. excellent.
>>59626340
fuck off
sick of illegal immigration and bad trade deals to be honest
>that lad who would make car noises when he would run in the playground
hahahaha mad man
>>59626242
Why are you going to more than one Tesco?
>>59626265
growing up especially among the youth from what i heard, and that despite constant (and frankly repugnant) shilling from the media
don't know where those lads are hiding though because all i see around me is cucks or people that don't give a fuck
there's a FN mayor (in Béziers) that banned kebab stands in the city the absolute madman
>>59626328
shameful display
>>59626340
>which they likely feel little sensation from
idiot. males can orgasm just from prostate stimulation
>that one person that holds their nose when they jump into water
>>59626259
BUTTTTTTS
>>59626340
>implying you wouldn't fuck this
>>59626024
Bedfordshire mentioned.
Where lad?
>>59626395
>there's a FN mayor (in Béziers) that banned kebab stands in the city the absolute madman
hahahaha
>>59626251
Autarky is working real well in Russia
>>59624643
>cara
I want this meme to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE
>>59626434
no, i fucking wouldn't. maybe i would be fooled if they pretended to be a normal woman, but i would never fuck a man.
>>59626264
People would notice and bully me >_<
>>59626476
>being this insecure about being straight
>>59626456
Because Russia's a fucking shithole. Mosley advocated for autarky within the British Empire and then later for autarky in a European superstate which was more than doable.
>>59626476
>but i would never fuck a man
What are you? Gay?
>>59626479
Are you going full on mascara, eye liner, foundation, lip stick/gloss?
>>59626512
Idk just something to make me look better and like cover the bags under my eyes
I hate the French and their snail sucking, frog cooking garlic stench
>>59626434
that's a woman, though.
you could be fucking a man with your eyes closed imagining you are fucking a woman and it is straight. it is basically just using his asshole like a fleshlight. your world doesn't exist outside your head.
>>59626553
good lad
>>59626500
>Huge amounts of natural resources
>Well educated population and masses of land
How much more ready for autarky could it be?
shut the fuck up americans you blundering fucking numbskulls
>>59626545
Lots of guys do that
Just be super subtle
>>59626600
go fuck a kangaroo you bogan trash
>>59626589
>Russians
>educated
>>59626609
hahah go fuck le [animal of country] dude!!!! get fkn pwned dude xD
>>59626579
>>59626579
>>59626579
>>59626579
looks like I won another internet argument
>>59626677
FOY
>>59626677
wow yeah thats some hot opinion u got there my dude ahaha wowzers debate king comin thru
>>59626615
One of the highest literacy rates in the world and education was a huge priority in the communist era
wish i was this much of a lad
>>59626701
not an argument
Friend has taken 300mg modafinil and says he isn't feeling anything
But he's buzzing off his tits lmao
>>59626726
what a legend
>>59626736
Fat twat
>>59626726
>that Mulller Lewandoski relationship
bless er hearts x
Sexting a fat ass black girl from Chicago
>>59626586
>france and england still hate each other
lmao
>>59626711
In all seriousness Russia is a poor model because it has population issues given its size and nobody wants to live in fucking Siberia to develop the land.
>>59626812
Proof
>>59626827
>>59626150
>http://i.imgur.com/ZIsqosW.jpg
>>59626816
Your country is literally a manifestation of that you utter mong
>>59626820
Maybe you should just accept that autarky has no basis in reality
>>59626845
nice lol
>>59626857
wow!
>>59626847
what are you even talking about? just shut up.
>as a self learned NEET let me put my knowledge towards talking to myself via passively talking to uninterested others on an internet forum
why dont you start writing articles or something ffs lad
CONCIERGE
>>59626812
Chicago...and I've had a belly full of it
>>59626852
Maybe you should just accept that you will be the first to hang on the day of the rope.
>>59626857
This pic made me burst out in laughter.
*blows the janny conch*
bbbrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
just took a shit
>>59626857
>This got deleted
>A literal vagina hasn't been
>>59626944
>shit
fuck off yank
>>59626944
I'll have the help come clean it up
JANNY
OH JANNY-LOO
voluntary custodian
>>59626901
Ah yes, when the fascist revolution ever happens
little jani no-pay
doing a cheeky suicide
*runt scurries over with a hunch back and mop and bucket akimbo*
*boots him in the rear*
hurry up then!
>Why yes, I do police a board where most posts will be deleted within a few hours anyway. My compensation? Knowing that for those few hours, 4chan is a safer place.
