Describe this country in 2 words
>>59621548
meth heads
>>59621548
beautiful porn
Czech em
annoying sibling
>>59621548
european philippines
>>59621578
Don't forget Public Agent!
Tatra and krtek
>>59621548
fake taxi
>>59621548
pretty, cool
czecb embassy is next to the parliament in serbia, and serbian embassy is right after charles bridge bc we love each other.
<3 your crazy cousins, czechia
Lebensraum.
Western Europe
>>59621741
Yeah you are cool, you were one of the few who actually protested against occupation of Czechoslovakia in '68.
However, Serbian people have quite a bad reputation here, basically, if you will say "Srb", most of the people thinks about big knife and crime.
>>59621648
its amazing how no one remembers polish invasion of czechoslovakia, together with germans in 1938. Poland just pretends to be the eternal victim.
Meth whores
>>59621914
we got back at them tho
>>59621548
amateur porn
>>5962188
yeah now its all criminal, didnt used to be.. many yugoslav film directors went to prague to study. serbs especially love you czechia, 1918 nevah forget. a lot more than nazi croats, they keep on sucking german cock.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pra%C5%A1ka_filmska_%C5%A1kola
>>59621914
in 38? With Germans? Lel
>>59621548
Check republic
>>59622056
>Nevertheless, the Polish leader, Colonel Józef Beck believed that Warsaw should act rapidly to forestall the German occupation of the city. At noon on 30 September, Poland gave an ultimatum to the Czechoslovak government. It demanded the immediate evacuation of Czechoslovak troops and police and gave Prague time until noon the following day. At 11:45 a.m. on 1 October the Czechoslovak foreign ministry called the Polish ambassador in Prague and told him that Poland could have what it wanted. The Polish Army, commanded by General Władysław Bortnowski, annexed an area of 801.5 km2 with a population of 227,399 people.
The Germans were delighted with this outcome. They were happy to give up a provincial rail centre to Poland; it was a small sacrifice indeed. It spread the blame of the partition of Czechoslovakia, made Poland a seeming accomplice in the process and confused the issue as well as political expectations. Poland was accused of being an accomplice of Nazi Germany – a charge that Warsaw was hard put to deny.[5]
>>59622056
slavs are dumb enough to pit them against each other. always have been.
>>59621548
porn beer
>>59622056
>polish revisionism
>>59622148
Iknow about it, but we didn't do it with Germans m8 lel
>>59622323
you wouldnt do it without them
>>59622323
no, you did it with mongolians, who were butchering czechoslovakia at the same time
oh wait
>>59621548
we wuz moravians
>>59622381
Whatever makes you feel better m8. Kaczynski told in2009 that it was a mistake. You can look for it, because it was during a big anniversary of the 2ndWW in Gdańsk.
Porn beer.
>>59622554
yeah no shit it was a mistake. not only wrong, but literary suporting the reason to invade poland itself in 1939. but just like serbia, poland always pretends to be the victim.
>>59622264
It's the eternal struggle of Slavic peoples.
>Russians - strong, generally good intentions with bad as fuckshit outcome, over their head in everything; expansionists
>Poles - preserving, distrusting, care only about themselves; egoistic inward nation
>Czechs - disinterested, artistic, care only about bullshit; decadent nation
>Serbs - unitary, generally good intentions with genocidal outcomes, care about everything but themselves; upholding tradition
The rest are meme slavs mixed with cucks and shiiet.
>>59622659
>>59622264
yes because there is no slavic unity, we have same language roots and that is, people here have no fucking clue about poland and they are most similiar to us after cz*chs
>>59621548
Public Agent
>>59622730
>cz*chs
Way to address yourself you proto-czech.
>>59621548
backstabbing traitors
>>59621548
Czech Republic
cheap beer/whores
>>59622829
morava greatest ally down with bohemian scum
Ice hockey
Cheap beer
Butthole Sandwich
not germanic
>>59624225
Moravians accepted long ago the fact that they are nothing
without Czechs, Slovaks should follow their example.
>>59621548
Literally who?
>>59625427
Czech republic dude.
Nejlepši lidi <3
>>59625356
Bohemia=cucks
>>59625540
literally who
>>59625583
Dude, now be honest, how many family members of yours are Czech?
Plaha spling
many prostitutes
>two words
I'll do it in 2 numbers
Germanic Slavs
Alternatively
Slavic Germans
all the European whores are from there
>>59621548
krtek & piwko :3
>>59621914
tbqh it wasn't much of an invasion, more like a squabble.
But yes, it's a sad fact that Hitler's divide and conquer tactics worked on dumb Poles like a charm.
>>59621548
czech republic
>>59625790
I got like.. 5
>>59622659
>Poles - preserving, distrusting,
Yes, definitely.
>care only about themselves; egoistic inward nation
Now where the hell did you take this idea from? It's precisely the opposite. Muh martyrdom and muh christ of yurop made Poles fight and die for foreign interests and get fucked over because of it multiple times. I fucking wish we were egoistic, but we're too fucking naive for that.
>>59627123
>Muh martyrdom and muh christ of yurop made Poles fight and die for foreign interests and get fucked over because of it multiple times
well now you think christdom and martyrdom is Polish thing, how is this not egocentric?
>>59627515
Egocentric - yes, egoistic - no. That's a big difference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Europe
Czech Streets.
>>59627673
egocentric and egoistic goes hand in hand.
sick cunts
Not bad.
>>59629786
gun deaths
>>59630123
Oh my
slavic germans
germanic slavs
german slaves
>>59630657
dumb cunts
scientology members
westboro baptist-church
trump supporters
cucked tyrone
black president
steel beams
rude/loud tourists
nationalistic retards
Best porn
Beer and whores
I liek them :3 but they don't liek me :3
I wish we could be better friend, can't count the times we said sorry for Zaolzie and commie times intervention.
>>59621548
Bitches and whores
>>59621914
My dad told me stories
, filthy polacks ad russians when they invaded in '69. garbage both of them.
Czechia soon.
>>59631315
That's my father talking, not me. I don't care either way ;)
>>59631367
Your father is kinda rude, like wow, we said sorry ok. Do we have to say sorry to Canada as well?
>>59621548
best slavs
>>59631391
No of course not, I just got brainwashed by my father when I was young, but I'm trying to erase that.
>>59631423
Don't they consider themselves more Germanic than Slavic?
>>59631429
It's not brainwashing if it's truth
I remember when I got drunk with a few czechs and we had a good conversation. They told me they got a ww2 complex because they didn't fight back the nazis and Poland did.
I don't know if it's true but I heard it a few times.
I mean, I'm a Pole, Czechs are super close to us in so many ways that it's impossible to dislike them.
>>59631487
Probably this is what makes them the best, lol. Can't say for sure, though, at least their language is slavic
>>59631540
Maybe, but I wasn't born in that era and country, and it's best to live in ignorance, to an extent to ward off negativity and bring upon a degree of bliss. Know what I'm sayin?
>>59621548
Great beer
>>59621548
godless heathens
>>59631569
>They told me they got a ww2 complex because they didn't fight back the nazis
I don't think it's because we didn't fight the Nazis. Imo it's because we were betrayed by pretty much everybody at that time.
love you
>>59621548
I adore Czechia
>>59621548
Fake taxi
A mess
Bohemia
Moravia
>>59631487
Do not fall for the meme haha, germans were kicked out of there in the 1945.
>>59625944
Czechs aren't our brothers.
Invasion of Czechoslovakia was pure politics. There is no honour, brotherhood and all that bullshit in politics, when will you learn that you imbeciles.
>>59627673
>>59627123
>muh krajst of yurop
Stop. This thinking destroyed our chances at being relevant. This thinking is the reason we got deprived of our elites, resources and are a bitch to others.
>>59621548
Miloš Zeman
>>59621914
Well the way we got those lands in first place was pretty dickish desu.
At least they didn't murder people like Russians did.
>>59633577
>we got deprived of our elites,
Judging by your present day media your elites hate your government and vice versa, kinda like in Russia.
>>59633889
There is no Polish elites.
Every signle valuable person gets put down by colonialist pseudo polish gov. Doesn't matter what party. They're all sons and daughters of the people that came here in tanks after Western Betryal.
>>59621548
Richer Poland
>>59621548
Great meat
>>59633577
>Stop. This thinking destroyed our chances at being relevant.
And where did I say that our messiah complex is a good thing?
>Now where the hell did you take this idea from? It's precisely the opposite. Muh martyrdom and muh christ of yurop made Poles fight and die for foreign interests and get fucked over because of it multiple times. I fucking wish we were egoistic, but we're too fucking naive for that.
Does that sound like a boast to you, you buttbleeding autist?
>Invasion of Czechoslovakia was pure politics.
No shit. The thing is, it was a horribly clumsy political decision and it bit us in the ass soon after.
>There is no honour, brotherhood and all that bullshit in politics, when will you learn that you imbeciles.
*teleports behind you*
*tips fedora*
pshhh
nothin personnel kid
*annexes Zaolzie*
>>59635468
BOLES DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT COUNTRIES DON'T HAVE FEELINGS, JUST INTERESTS :DDDD
>>59621548
flag plagiarists
>>59621548
thats slovakian republic m8
>>59621889
>you were one of the few who actually protested against occupation of Czechoslovakia in '68.
what
that was tito and the croats, serbs were the biggest russian ass lickers back then
>>59621548
Kunda sem
