What are dark secrets about your cunt that not even other 4chan posters want the world to know?
African witchcraft (macumba) is extremely common here, even among the rich "whites" and politicians. Easter doubles as Dia da Macumba here, we skin rabbits and hide them in forests for good luck, their eggs are used in african recipes.
We're not fat, we're big boned
Another one: Abduction Culture
Most people believe in aliens here, some small towns report weekly abductions and sightings. But they aren't seen as negative or scary things, being abducted is a badge of honor, it means you are "chosen" to become a local leader and ambassador.
>>59621474
>>59622569
>>59621474
We are not actually mongolian descent but just weird isolated tribesmen from ancient northwestern russia
bump B^)
>>59621474
>tfw accidentaly stepped on some macumba as a kid
Is that why I became a worthless NEET shitposting on 4chan? did the dindu magic get me? ;_;
most of the country is farm land and poor
>>59621474
We are extremely tied to the US.
Our weak dollar is great in getting businesses to come here but cost of living doesn't budge.
We pay more because we don't complain enough or stand up for ourselves on the market.
We are actually not white
>>59621474
Sometimes, we put trash in the recycling bins and boxes in the trash bin
>>59628062
no one is
>>59627528
iktf family
>>59627989
everybody knows that shit ya fuckin goof
Easter?
We also have a sport of sorts where we jump over cars going full speed on your direction and points are earned by tricks and car speed and size
we are just swedes that got expelled from sweden in ancient times for fucking animals and being drunk racists
>>59621474
rabbit eggs aye
are you fucking retarded or something son
>>59628849
Australian rabbits don't lay eggs?
>>59628849
wtf australian rabbits don't lay eggs?!
>>59628888
fucking waste of a get
>>59628888
ocho ocho ocho ocho
>>59628888
nooooooo seas malo askjkaskjakjskjk
>>59628888
those quads tho
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>>59628888
god damn you are literally doing my head in what
wew lad
We're nearly fatter than Americans. If they weren't importing the fattest nationality on earth we would have a good chance at beating them.
Seriously, everyone ought to forever stay inside the remote rural pit latrine where their ancestors truly originated! Check all your privileges!
>>59623065
I already knew this desu
The whole mongolian meme comes from retarded anglos who assume they know everything
Feck off! We're full of promiscuity, infectious diseases, and STDs!
>>59628062
Whiteness is literally a meme measuring stick.
>>59631521
The most powerful race then?
revenge of the cradle
>>59621474
We're actually highly concerned about how we as American people come off to other countries. We may have externally blithe rhetoric, some of it reactionary, but we generally do care and highly look down upon blind acquiescence to authority.
Portland is not an actual cool city. I lived here all my life.
95% of the people here are normies
