In the next life you have to be reborn in one of the asian countries. Choose one.
Hard mode: no Korea, Japan, Singapore or Hong Kong
M A C A U
>Hong Kong
>country
Russia, I understand the language
>Hard mode: no Japan
What did he mean by this?
Then Macau or Taiwan
dubai
Dubai
Finland
>>59602632
Yemen
>>59602743
Triggered
Finland, easy.
>>59602632
Taiwan. Objectively less shitty version of China.
Georgia
>>59602831
delet
>>59602632
Macau or Phillipines, might be poor but its comfy
Vietnam or Taiwan.
Israel has a better HDI than Japan and both are in Asia
I'll pick then:
Israel
>>59602930
Indonesia
>>59602632
Israel
>>59602999
Can I just walk into Israel and get me a citizenship?
>>59602632
Syria
>>59602999
Me too actually. Even though hardships with fighting Arabs
Russia
>>59602632
Vietnam
>>59602632
india
>>59602632
I'd pick Papua New Guinea
I'd just look for some barely inhabited island and try to become king there
>>59603039
are you jewish?
>>59603088
1/4 from father's side
>>59603039
Convert to Jewism and you get free house in West Bank
>>59602632
North Korea.
1 out of 24 million shot that I get born as the next leader.
>>59602632
>Hard mode: no Korea, Japan, Singapore or Hong Kong
... fuck you.
idk... china? what else remains...
>>59603083
I thought it's to get on a boat and sail to Australia
>>59603070
t. Pajesh
>>59603111
then probably yes if you have valid documents to prove that
>>59603143
>Jewism
Judaism
>>59603143
>West Bank
Judea and Samaria
>>59603219
thanks for the alternative if my plan fails
I've come up with the best plan, fight me faggots
I think we all know what finns choose
>>59603143
Maybe maybe
>>59603233
I don't have any documents :(
>>59603185
You could choose better if learned geography more. E.g. Taiwan - capitalist part of China
>>59603301
Both are capitalist
>>59603414
PRC is a state controlled market. They don't leave a lot of room for free enterprise
>>59603414
Mainland went through a lot of shit and they are still using Mao, Hammer and sickle etc. as national symbols. It's still one party system with limited internet
>>59602632
Dubai obviously.
In the West we don't consider the middle-east as "Asia". Asians are gooks and orientals. So if I had to pick a real "Asian" country I would pick Vietnam.
>>59602632
Either Russia or Kazakhstan
>>59602632
Mongolia desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
>>59604296
same here :D
Russia
>>59604296
this,
or turkic states at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3y01rwrsrE
>>59603414
>falling for the capitalist china meme
>>59603950
In Dubai though there is 90 percent chance you'll born as a foreign slave
Mongolia, easy choice
>>59602632
Harad,Rhun
>>59602632
Australia
>>59602999
/trips
/trips
/trips
Philippines
>>59605327
But we're already in Hongcouver.
One of the central Stans or Bhutan, might be pretty comfy.
Nepal is also an option, to be gurkha.
>>59604371
>>59602743
Russia are in Europe and Asia, you can't bait me with that.
Thailand is literally the only other answer.
>>59602632
united arab emirates
>>59605127
in dubai all slaves are foreign born
>almost nobody saying taiwan
why do you want to be poor
Taiwan. How is this even a question? You fucked up, OP.
>>59602999
>lower than gooks
