>Go home from work
>scratch ass
>sniff finger
>it's fucking RANK
>realise you forgot to wipe properly 5 hours ago at work
>mfw been walking around with a pooey bum for hours
Who else /pooeybum/ here?
>>59587090
lmao i've experienced this so much
my ass smells so bad but i like it
Sometimes i put sharpies in my butt and then smell them afterwards after i masturb8
Yo motherfuckers need Jesus.
>>59587128
haha LMAO nice dairy post canada
>>59587128
>flag
not surprised
>>59587090
Usually I get your mom to lick it clean 2 or 3 times a day, it's probably why your dad doesn't kiss her much.
>>59587147
A bidet would be easier to straddle
>>59587164
>>59587128
>mfw it's a Canada isn't funny episode
>>59587185
i'm trying to be funny, it's actually true(i am the first poster)
>>59587090
>And if you look to your left kids, you'll notice /int/ is on-topic as usual
>>59587090
My ass smells like poo 24/7.
>>59587225
>Brazil
Why am I not surprised
>>59587147
drink poo wine please gook
>>59587090
>wiping instead of using a bidet
>>59587966
I wipe and have a squirt gun bidet holster at the back of my toilet
>mfw unamericans dont even have designated shitting guns
>>59588084
Correction: I can't word it right but it's basically this thing
>>59588084
>be American poo
>get shot
>>59588099
That's actually what I meant
