Why do Finns consume a ludicrous amount of coffee combined with a ludicrous amount of energy drinks? What do they need to be so awake for?
they don't have access to the sun so they don't have a proper energy sources like the rest of humans.
their coffee maybe not so dark
they all work tirelessly on meme factories
>>59582740
The world will find out in 2029.
>>59582827
This. Look at the picture you posted, OP. Do you think such a finely crafted meme could be made by anything other than thousands of hours of hard labor, from hundreds of fully awake Finnish minds?
They're like Santa's elves, but making Spurdo.
Taste very good. Shut up water.
let this guy explain it to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>not being alert while bordering russia
I imagine that the dreams a Finn can have are all terrible depression-induced nightmares that would drive normal human beings to suicide. The Finns try to avoid it with coffee and energy drinks, but eventually they fall and must face the void of purpose filled with sadness that it is being trapped within their own cold minds.
>>59583626
Full power?
>>59582740
I don't drink energy drinks, just tea and coffee.
>they don't have access to the sun
Oh but we do right now.
I literally had an energy drink in the freezer and was boiling my coffee maker as I saw this thread.
Should I buy a pack of ES on Amazon? Am curious as to what it tastes like.
>>59582806
it's darker and hotter than what goes inside ur mum
>>59582740
To counter the effects of the alcohol they also drinking constantly.
>>59588500
buy caviar and vodka from me better
>>59582740
>What do they need to be so awake for?
For marathoning their animbes
>>59584019
Too close.
I must pull one nighter right now. It's 4:25 am and I need to stay awake until 16:00. I have two energy drinks and some coffee left. Any tips?
>>59582769
>american education
The sun wont even set for two months during the summer. We have no access to darkness in the summer.
I just had 5 cups of coffee for breakfast.
>>59582740
Mustakrakish
>>59582740
It's for fighting the hangover.
>>59583744
just wow
>>59582769
The sun is up for 18 hours a day currently.
>>59589317
thats actually pretty fucking dank desu.
Enjoy the sunshine brother
they need a lot of energy to protect their personal space of 5 square km
>>59582740
Nothing is better than starting you day with a pint of filter coffee and then having the equivalent amount at lunch, coffee break and home before supper.
Going to the store to get some Teho soon.
>>59589314
>>59583744
He's the brother of the F1 world champion Mika Häkkinen
>>59588640
Drink that shit consistently to avoid a crash around noon.
>>59583744
>very kuud :DDD
this meme accent I sware on me mum
>>59589443
>crash around noon
>>59589429
Ei tarvi mennä kauppaan, ota ämpäri ja valuta akkunesteet autosta. Paljon helpompaa.
why are finns the european version of canadian shitposters?
>>59589500
Kannattaa käydä tarkistuttamassa testoarvot lääkärissä.
One explanation I've heard relates back to the eternal frugality of Finns.
Coffee is the cheapest warm drink available, usually. We almost exclusively drink filter coffee, and making it costs almost nothing, with 3-4 euros buying you a package of half a kilo, which lasts 70-80 cups. In coffee shops, specialty coffees tend to cost twice as much as filter coffee.
ES, the most popular energy drink, is also piss cheap. By far the cheapest carbonated drink available in small packaging size, the only things cheaper than it in markets tend to be bottom quality fruit juice, milk and sugary juices that kids drink.
Finns don't have a taste for more expensive things, except for the urban upper classes. Tropicana is a luxury product, and drinking any orange juice with pulp puts you in the wealthiest quadrant culturally.
>>59589757
how do cashiers in Finland work if you're all autistic
are they Swedes or what
It's because of this magic.
>S-eineissäs sieni-ES
It's the same backwards and means
>There's mushroom ES in your S brand convenience foods
they need to be awake 24/7 because russia might invade.
>>59589757
>Coffee is the cheapest warm drink available, usually.
Tea is cheaper and far better.
>>59582740
memes
>>59590024
At coffee shops, yeah, marginally. But at grocery stores/home consumption, okayish tea costs around 10-15 cents per bag, whereas coffee is like 7 cents a cup.
>>59582740
They share boarders with russia
>>59590434
>per bag
>bag
Did you just learn the word ludicrous ?
>captcha was to select all image with bananas
hummm
>>59582740
stay woke nigga, stay woke.
Excessive shitposting can be exhausting
>>59588534
how much for the caviar?
>>59590764
Can relate
>>59590859
I'll have a disinfectant wipe and a band-aid, thank you.
Does any other country put blackfaces on their energy drinks?
Avoid pic related finfriends, it's not tasty.
>>59592012
Wait a minute, does it actually taste like lakrits?
>>59592092
>dr. pepper
>good
pick one
For ebin memes :DDD
it keeps the depression away
everything is already dark most of the year and we have mongol slanted eyes so if eyes are closed more everythign turns darker and the entire world becomes dark so coffee keeps eyes more open to combat the darkness
>>59592121
It does.
>>59592092
Where can I get this?
>>59592121
It tastes like shit.
t. knower of tastes
>>59592181
Netto has them in Sweden, no idea if you guys have Netto.
>>59588500
Tastes the same as every own-brand energy drink.
>>59583744
>Feenees woter is de best in de woruld
>Ay ned kofeh and miluk
>>59592196
delet this
it's because their work days are six months long
>>59588640
Drink lots of water, eat food, listen to loud tv. These are all typical things that allow you to stay awake and are to be avoided when you want to sleep.
Also many studies show that looking at bright screens such as your phone or comp stimulate your brain and make you more awake. Crank the Netflix and chug energy drinks real fast, the sugar and caffeine are best to use in one punch.
>>59582740
Would you rest easily if you had big angry Russkie on the right and gay muslim Swede on the left?
>>59592273
Hey he actually did it
>>59592273
>>59592196
wtf is this cups per day mine is like 10 cups a day
>>59592196
2.5 cups per person isn't that much. I drink 6 cups a day.
>>59592240
No but if that's what it takes to get that Dr. Pepper, I will personally come over there, dig one out off the ground and push it back to Finland in a wheelbarrow.
>>59582740
meme innovation takes its toll
>>59582740
Cheap, legal stimulant.
body heat. finns are like squirrels
>>59592092
>Dr. Pepper
>bad
Pick one.
>>59590482
this
>>59583744
7.44
kek
drinking ES right fucking now
What energy drink should I buy today? I'm feeling something premium.
>>59593943
Mad Croc
>>59589354
>can't get sleep and trashing around in my bed for hours
>at 4 am it starts to get really light
>mfw
>buy energy drink
>look at the label
>made in Funland
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJlnANLyU
>>59594052
This could be it.
>>59594057
Tastes cheap.
>>59594101
>Finland hasn't invented curtains or walls yet
Why the fuck do people drink energy drinks, they taste worse than diet coke.
>>59592138
>not liking US canned dr pepper cherry
Its like you hate everything that tastes good.
>>59592138
Best thing after Pommac desu (to be honest).
>>59592138
Mitä vittua? Mitä vittua oikeasti saatanan idiootit!!!? Mulle on koko elämäni hoettu että dr. Pepper on täyttä paskaa. Pienenä kysyin äidiltäni että saanko maistaa, niin ei, koska se on pahaa. Lapsena kysyin ystäviltäni että kannattaako ostaa. No ei, koska "se on pahaa". Aina on ollut joku joka on kiven kovaan inttänyt että dr. Pepper maistuu paskalta. Te saatanan lampaat.Tänään koitti kuitenkin erityinen päivä. Tänään keräsin rohkeutta ja kävelin kauppaan. Kävelin ylpeänä, leuka pystyssä lähimpään citymarkettiin, suunnistin kohti limuosastoa ja poimin mukaani pari dr. Pepper-juomaa. Pidin niitä kylmässä noin kahden tunnin ajan. Saunan jälkeen otin isoimman tuopin jonka kaapistani sain ja kaadoin molempien tölkkien sisällöt siihen. Kylmä neste valui kuivaan kurkkuuni, ja kosteutti jokaisen kieleni kolkan. Makua on vaikea kuvailla. Siinä on jotain kirsikkaista makua, mutta en sanoisi sitä kirsikan makuiseksi. Hyvää se oli silti. Ihan helvetin hyvää. Kaikki nämä vuodet minulle on valehdeltu. On istutettu päähän ajatus, että kyseinen juoma olisi suoraan saatanasta ja perkeleestä. Te saatanan harmaat massat. Te ette tiedä yhtään mistään mitään. HAISTAKAA VITTU. Haistakaa jo vittu!
Yleiset mielipiteet ovat paskaa.
>>59590775
I am imagining that being said in a Finnish accent. Fucking hilarious.
>>59582740
I dont drink coffee or energy drinks. I only drink vodka and chocolate milk
t. hurri
>>59583744
What is wrong with this country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN9VNATBtR0
>>59594522
t. refugee
I drink neither coffee nor energy drinks.
>>59594611
What do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdMb6bRXt4
>>59594632
>actually falling for my bait
;^)
Haista vittu saatanan neekeri
es pärisee jonnet tärisee
kyl toi kahavi on oikee tyämiähen juoma
What does a Finn have in common with his flag?
They're both a little blue
>>59594611
I have no idea, what you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMr4FAnQp5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDr78mrRm8
>>59594708
>Uploaded on Jul 27, 2006
>>59594445
>Te saatanan lampaat.
>ei ostanu sitä ikinä koska kaikki sanoi älä osta
kuka se vitun lammas täällä on?
>>59594052
Rehab is best
>>59594776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IZ_TEzg7M
Finland is very special place
>>59594905
Finnish games are the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNlTLJxZw78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIFSeMdgGdM
>>59594611
Reminder that this guy once visited /int/
>>59582740
Homo-fascists to the left
Tsarists to the right
>>59596775
I missed that. Story?
>>59596841
It's probably in some archive. But he seemed pretty normal and chill actually. Explained that he would rather be ugly as fuck than normal looking and liked guys like The Hulk growing up.
>>59596906
Huh. Interesting.
>>59594899
literally
>>59589443
>>59592294
still fighting my desire to sleep. 6 hours left and there's still a lot to do
>>59595125
>Pro Pilkki
>>59597076
Not Finn enough
>>59589757
>Tropicana is a luxury product, and drinking any orange juice with pulp puts you in the wealthiest quadrant culturally
This is the country with the most successful education system in the world?
>>59600731
Yes.
>>59589757
>ES By far the cheapest carbonated drink available in small packaging size
Wut? No it's not. Maybe the cheapest energy drink though.
>>59582740
Do not forget about the licorice
https://youtu.be/_5fQZhv0poU
>>59605446
>There are people out there that think licorice is disgusting.
I'd eat tons if it wasn't such a burden on the heart and stomach.
>>59606082
I actually buy Finnish licorice
