reminder
>>59562225
I thought they were wends?
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends.
>>59562356
Wend is word for Slav in German
>>59562225
Poles can't even be trusted with pronouncing a simple name such as Lodž right, not to mention more complicated words such as klobasa and babica. Why do you think they would be somehow above other Slavs?
Which brings me to another point: why are all Slavic language except for Slovenian so graceless and unaesthetic?" Have you ever asked yourself "why isn't my language more like Slovenian? Why can't it be ancient yet minutely expressive like Slovenian?", fellow Slovani? AMA about speaking a superior Slavic language.
>>59562578
wudge, it's wudge!
>>59563643
do you have a normal v then? or just ł w
>>59563691
V = our W
English W = our Ł
we don't have v, we used it as u in the past though
>>59563691
w is pronounced v. It's a feature of the German alphabet. Kurwa = kurva, like in older Slovene and in modern Serbocroatian.
>>59563581
we have nasal vowels, they are pretty cool
>>59563750
>>59563758
I know about the ł and ws, my friend is half polish, I still can't say stół z powyłamywanymi nogami, our l morphs into a w sound in words like volk -> vowk
>>59563798
no they're scary
>>59563997
say stół bez nóg, it's easier
>no they're scary
more like sexy
>>59562225
rude
>>59564034
But it's not the same, now the legs are gone and not broken. I also told him to try and teach me Polish and I was really drunk so we never got past "co to". I had the best idea if I learn how to ask for shit it would be simple. Also stol means chair here and it means miza(table) in polish. It's also very kinky because as I remember stoł is pronounced as "stew" and i think that the first y in powyłamywanmi is a schwa
>>59564254
I am too lazy to vocaroo
https://www.ivona.com/
do you know any fun Slovenian tongue-twisters?
>>59562225
That's a shame that you reflected just now
>>59563581
TRST, ISTRA, REKA I GORICA
SLOVENSKA SO
PRAVICA
>>59562405
>Wend is word for Slav in German
Wrong
>>59562225
>>59562225
>>59562356
>>59563581
>literally calling kids "slaves"
>grace
>>59562225
I can only agree.
>>59574996
This equation of otrok with slave is a Czech specialty and came about as an analogy of unpaid child labour with slave labour. The same goes for chlapec, your word for boy, which has (in the form of hlapec) retained the original meaning of farmhand in Slovenian.
>>59562225
There is no clear story on how "Slavs" especially Western ones arrived in the land they're now, there are many theories. Maybe they didn't arrive at all.
Both Czech and Poles had unpleasentry of being under someone's else rule while nationalism formed. Poles especially, when Prussians united German states and claimed germanics tribes to themselves, while at the same time inventing "slavs crawled out from caves in Ukraine and stole our germanic land" meme and "slavs were sitting on the trees like monkeys, when germanic man came and gave them christianity".
We lost war for history and our right to write our own.
>>59576134
>There is no clear story on how "Slavs" especially Western ones arrived in the land they're now, there are many theories.
They walked and also ferried themselves in logboats.
t. history student
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>>59571346
Did you go to your neighbours house to shitpost ?
>>59562356
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Ethnographic_map_of_austrian_monarchy_czoernig_1855.jpg
See this ethnographic map austria-hungary. I couldn't attach it because it's over 4mb.
See how the Slovenes are referred to: "Slovenen oder Wenden". So that means, Slovenes are masterrace, and the rest are slavshit.
>>59577305
>Slovene
>writing i instead of in
yeah nah.
>>59577066
lmao
