>HURRR GERMAN SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE
FUCK everytime I hear this stupid statement I have to puke all over my beer. Seriously it ALWAYS comes from MUH NAZI WWII OFFICER and there's ALWAYS at least one American who firmly believes in this stereo-type.
German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly. It's not a EINS ZWEI DREI language.
>>59561844
I think it's a pretty nice-sounding language.
Ein REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FUHRER
DU...
>>59561844
>German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly. It's not a EINS ZWEI DREI language.
meh, seems like too much stop-and-start pronounciation to me, it doesn't flow like the latin-based languages
>>59561844
hey calm down man don't be so aggressive
>>59561930
DU HAST...
HALT DIE KLAPPE
>>59561844
P-please don't hurt me.
>>59561844
Too many "ech" syllables to make it a pleasant language to listen to.
But I feel you on the WW2 thing. And the "ruining Europe" thing too. It's as tiresome to listen to as it is to listen to Euros circlejerking over how shitty America is.
Just remember, Germanbro: It's lonely at the top.
UND DAS HEISST
>>59561844
German sounds sexy desu
>>59561890
>>59561930
>>59561980
does this sound aggressive to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pax3jiBaO-Q
LOS LOS LOS!
>>59561844
German sounds actually pretty faggy outside WW2 movies desu
it's rather disappointing desu
>>59561844
>he said in an aggressive tone
>>59561844
But its really sounds somewhat agressive.
Like you are talking about New Year congratulations, but impressian is like you want kill me.
Not as agressive as Arabic though.
ALLE WARTEN AUF DAS LICHT
FURCHTET EUCH FURCHTET EUCH NICHT
you know it's true
>>59561844
>German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly
Look, the memes are stupid, but YOUR forced meme is even more stupid.
>>59562095
calm down buddy
>>59562095
Not really. Hitler spoke it far more expressive.
>>59562128
bullshit
german sounds almost like russian irl except far less bydlo
>>59562095
why am i watching nazi propaganda ?
where is the armband of that guy ?
it has lot of sharp sounds and lot of Z sound which makes it sound somewhat unpleasant imo
>>59562130
die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen
>>59561844
German often sound goofy, actually
>In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.
>- Mark Twain
>>59562210
Hande hoch!
Ausgaben!
>>59561874
This, I always thought there was something pleasant about how it sounds.
>>59562095
It sounds really cuckish.
German sounds official, not aggresive.
Quick! Post comfy, soft, non-aggressive German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZkejDqTuSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM-mCNR9Uo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAwIUghFpYw
Comfy yet?
On the other hand, while German can be smooth and soft, I've never heard Dutch be smooth and soft
>>59561844
Proof or gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMd4pSX-aVs
>>59561844
German is not that bad tbqh
>>59561844
hochdeutsch sounds gay
schwiizerdüütsch sounds godly
>>59562480
>schwiizerdüütsch
It sounds like a mix between Norwegian and Dutch.
>>59562480
>schwiizerdüütsch sounds godly
literally worst deutsch
>>59561844
The angry German kid meme year ago didnt help.
>>59562388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
this is how they taught us to count in german at school
it was fucking awful
and talking about policemen and officers and grenadiers isn't really helping their image either tb h
>>59562095
I find myself watching this episode again every now and then. That harpist girl at 5:20 is just way too qt, ffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygS64u6lAUQ
I usually send this one to people who say that German sounds angry and aggressive.
>>59562388
I wanted to post Erlkönig but on second thought it does sound evil and angry
>>59562603
the funny thing is that the guy is Italian
it sounds angry
I will have you all know that the purest, most authentic German is spoken in Vorarlberg and it is a crime that people learning German around the world are diverted away from Vorarlbergisch.
>the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5aimqUoDlc
>>59562662
Italians can learn to speak perfect German. Just look at Austria
It is a little bit aggresive.
>>59562353
Sven, please.
>>59562842
>austria
>perfect german
Honestly it's a different language. Vorarlberg has probably the weirdest dialect of any language around the world. Following them speaking to each other and you will get half of it, as a native German speaker.
On the other hand its probably the qtest and most secluded German speaking place left. Also they all look the same.
>>59562480
>Mercy doesn't speak dialectal Schizerüütsch
Sad...
>>59562388
>Helene Fischer
Triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfZtm49qPy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm4WQkJOlS0
Bavarian German sounds so nice compared to Hochdeutsch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKF0HfSg_oo
>>59562961
There are so many foreigners in Switzerland now that dialect is only used between families. You don't hear it in the towns and cities anymore.
As far as I know, Vorarlberg is the only place where they are subtitled for other German speakers as it is that different.
Americans also think Russian sounds aggressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVMiE7jAJo
>>59561987
how do foreigners even pick up such a sentence?
>>59563204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmDAu_47OE
>>59563122
Actually quite comfy stuff there
JUDEN RAUS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59562060
>>59562615
there's no harpist at 5:20
>>59563343
>implying foreigners don't know how to speak German at all
>>59561844
Bist ne richtige Schwuchtel Sören
What does this sound like to foreigners?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ADI9p2wHY
>>59562060
your virgin ears cannot handle a 'ach' sound..too much French influence
>>59562961
Actually she does in the German dub
>>59563369
Knorkator is pretty good, tbqh.
>tfw we nearly send them to the ESC some years ago with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8t7zB3o0Ow
But for more nice sounding stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuxaM-vNU-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEk7-Cj3VyM
>>59563369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJe3cdM7f1c
German sounds extremely aggressive.
>>59563494
You mean that instrument that the ergotherapist trainee girl is playing isn't a harp?
>>59563736
WAS HAST DU GERADE GESAGT
WIEDERHOL DAS NOCHMAL IN ECHT UND ICH SCHLAG DIR DEINE DUMME FRESSE EIN
>>59562060
>just remember, Germanbro: It's lonely at the top.
>>59563563
Classik Kinski
Herzog later makes it seem like it was mostly banter and they liked each other most of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6__pcs2WCU
german sounds nice to me, but it never was the language of poetry, that would be italian or french.
>>59563563
>those scared as fuck natives
that video is amazing
>>59565104
Those natives offered to make him dissapear afterwards
>>59563563
what are they arguing about?
>>59561844
I took german in college and always spoke it very aggressively just to piss my teacher off, it was pretty fun
>>59565236
>>59563122
>>59563369
Oh dear god now I can't get Weg nach unten out of my head fuck you
German guys sound like pussies and German women sound trashy and slutty.
>>59565236
German teachers were all bro tier from high school through university, while Spanish teachers were all horrible. German 200 prof was a super sensitive WW2 Luftwaffe vet
>>59565643
>letting nazis teach in america
stick them in secret government programs, not in schools
>>59562353
>sweden
>calling others cucks
>>59565576
There's a sketch from a German-Turkish comedian about how Turks try to sound tough with their version of German but like weak shits when they start speaking Turkish
post more videos with cute german girls
It's a beautiful and manly language.
>>59563430
>>59563956
He is right
>>59565699
He was so sweet, always asking us how we were doing and if we were sad or sick and was very lenient and caring. Other german teachers were energetic, engaging, hot or made learning it fun. Also was like 80 and not balding at all, mirin' hair genetics.
The Spanish profesoras were just terrible in comparison. I took 6 years of German and the minimum 5 of Spanish. I think I gave every college Spanish professor I had a 1 on ratemyprofessor.com
>>59562095
It sounds really cuckish-aggressive.
>>59566378
>t. 1/64 Dutch heritage American on vacation
>>59561890
Eine Koreanische Arschfotze
>>59561982
DU HAST MICH
>>59561844
You sound aggressive.
>>59567804
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
DIE DENBTS IST UNPAIDT
>>59562095
I really want to learn to speak German but I have to say that it's definitively not the most beautiful thing I've heard in my life.
German is aggressive sounding. Germans especially sound aggressive when they speak English.
When we lost the 7-1 on the world cup I was hanging out by a bar filled with some Germans. They were drunk and approached me (I was in the Brazil football kit) and started saying 'YA U HAVE HOST US VERY WELL MEIN FRIEND, YOUR COUNTRY IZ VERY BEAUTIFUL, ANNNDDD ZE WOMEN SO BEAUTIFUL......'
I know they weren't even trying to upset me but my face went red and I started shuffling in my seat and they started making fun of me. For example one of them pulled my shirt over my face then said 'HAHA NOW YOU ARE YELLOW, WHICH I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU BRAZILIANS PLAY FOOTBALL AS WELL AS THE CHINESE'. Best German humor I guess, they weren't funny. I walked away with thems gining the fucking german anthem. I hope they get cucked now by syrians.
Germans are assholes, I hate them.
>>59563204
Trust me, the profanities they say are anything but nice. No word in English, Russian, Portuguese or whatever language equals the degree of ugliness or grossness of some Bavarian profanities, to the point they simply have no translation.
>>59569531
Just banter lad
>>59565809
seems about right, almancıs were pussified by spending too much time with eurocucks
>>59563287
Is that true? Does russian sound aggressive?
>>59561844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlQZyTF_LY
>>59561844
Quit complaining hanz, be happy you're even still allowed to speak german after what you did to those poor innocent 8 million jews.
>>59561874
I prefer Danish but I agree.
German is ugly and aggressive as fuck. Just listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dok4wJ4pqo0
>>59569531
Get bantered lad :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
>>59561890
EINE kleine Nachtmusik
>>59561844
SCHNELL
ARBEIT
BLITZKRIEG
FUEUR FREI
PANZERSHRECK
KAISER
But I think it's kind some of badass, unlike french.
>>59571240
AYNAY KLAYNAY NUCKED MUSIC
That's how Americans pronounce it so it must be true that Germans sound aggressive.
>>59561844
Everytime I hear a german speaking, no matter what he says, I always unironically think he's saying some nazi shit, because it sounds like that.
Nazis ruined Germany, well done.
>>59571442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3nRFnBEZCc
(this video is some light comedy, not serious, don't get too upset)
>>59569905
As far as Slavic languages go, it's objectively the second most aggressive sounding after Serbian, though it must be said that most Slavic languages sound extremely soft.
>>59571760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtyzM87pwSE
SCHLACHTEHOFE
>>59571718
Same, but I think it's because I haven't talked or seen many people speak german irl, I only hear it on some wwII-related movie/ game
>>59569905
Yes. Everything sounds like swearing.
It's not entirely an issue of historical or psychological conditioning. Mandarin sounds fine to me. Hell, I speak fluent Hebrew and was raised in an environment which taught me to cherish my Jewish hurritage, and yet I still think Hebrew sounds like ass.
>>59571802
>objectively
>>59572191
I grew up playing RTCW over and over and watching WW2 movies too so that's definately it
>>59569531
lmao
>>59565405
You are welcome :^)
>>59569905
Yeah. Gf is Russian and when she calls her mother it always sound like they are going to kill each other even so they are probably not...
>>59569948
Fuck, that makes me really sad... seeing what beautiful this country once produced and what it is now is just fucking sad.
>>59562388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aydw_qhd1s8
Some northern German dialect...
>>59562095
ABTEILUNG
absolutely warlike
even german women is ready to geladen das waffen and fight
>>59562637
Well, the topic of Erlkönig is rather gloomy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rACDt1e1EWU
>>59572364
get gassed pos
>>59561844
>at least one American
Actually, 'murricans are one of the few nations that can stand your barking because of muh heritage.
>It's not a EINS ZWEI DREI language.
Yes it is, stop deluding yourself.
But hey, at least it's good for industrial metal. And executions.
HENDE HOCH
>>59561844
German is the best sounding language, and I am not even a Germanophile. It sounds very sophisticated and delicate, but also strong. Definitely the best language, 10/10 would Deutsch again.
I hate how the German languege sounds but some lectures in my college are taught in German so I have to at least understand something from it when it's spoken.
>>59573348
I'm afraid that's not going to save your demographics, Hans.
>>59562060
>Just remember, Germanbro: It's lonely at the top.
t. Prussia Pro
Germans are rude, unfriendly autistic people though.
>>59574930
F-fuck you.
>>59574213
I think there is something common to the feel of German and Turkish that is the reason for Turks being Germany's preferred immigrants. Must be the umlauts.
>>59575470
Well, the roach was forced onto us by the eternal anglo. We wanted southern Europeans to do the shitty jobs for us...
>>59574231
Denmark close the fucking border. 200000 Muslims is bad enough here
>>59561844
ICH WILL
Hat hier vielleicht gestern die 6000. Folge GZSZ geguckt? Habe nachtschicht und konnte sie deswegen nicht ganz sehen. Ist etwas interessantes passiert?
>>59578090
ICH WILL EURE FANTASIE
>>59563343
From "Lola Rennt" probably
>>59561844
ICH HAB'KEINE LUST
>>59561844
Some dialects sound harsh... Radio announcers in Berlin and Munich sound like stereotypically gay Germans. That sounds artificially pleasant, like stereotypically gay English, French, or Californians.
>>59561844
IST ES ZEIT FUR RACH!!!
MEIN GOTT!!!!
