Why do Finnish people sound like robots?
Finland don't exist.
They say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.
World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.
Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.
Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.
You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?
The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.
The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.
There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.
shut it down
>>59540347
t. Swede
>>59540347
>>59540347
I wish I was a Japanese
>>59540175
Finnish language doesn't put emphasis on any syllable, it's perfetly comprehensible even when spoken monotonicly
>>59541383
*monotonically
>>59540175
I noticed this too. Finns sound like robots because Finns are autistic retards who spend all day isolated and drunk their cabins whereas Swedish sounds very musical and lively because Swedes are always socializing.
>>59541471
It's language, you dumb fuck
>>59541471
They sound musical and lively because Muhammad drilled it into them.
>>59541490
*the language
Jesus Christ, my spelling is shit today
>>59541471
>Swedish sounds very musical and lively
dont you mean gay?
>>59540347
NOW WE RUN
>>59540175
Maybe they are robots??hmmm
>finns
>human
>>59540175
shhhhh
>>59541534
Swedish can sound pretty desu
>>59543295
t. Göran från Närpes
>>59540175
but I'm a semi normie and never complain about having no gf
>>59540175
It's so fucking cold in the winters that our lips, cheeks and tongues freeze so that we can only make monotone robotic sounds. That's why we don't have these fancy letters like b, c, f, g, q, w, z. Too hard to pronounce them
>>59540175
"robot" is a Czech word, please cease using it without proper authorisation and paying license fee
>>59545039
I actually knew this! ;)
Robota - Work amirite?
>>59540652
Finland is much better though
>>59545092
Robota is a medieval forced serf work. Normal work is práce.
>>59545039
>acquire czech worker
>he only requires electricity
can't make this shit up famperhe
>>59545155
ok sorry
thx thx
Who's that Finnish youtuber who has the robotic accent and his videos are related to tech stuff?
>>59540175
Finns are robotic because they're emotionless gooks. They're monotone like their fellow mongoloid nips: "It•is•bery•regretbull•situation" Zzzz BORING
Is Finland like the third world country of the
Scandinavian countries ?
>>59545851
literally all of them
>>59546808
>Finland
>Scandinavia
>>59546808
Even though we have some of the scandinavian mountains inside our borders, we are not scandis.
And yes, we are the niggers of nordics because we speak a language thats totally different from their language group. Also le epic mongol meme :DD
FREE STYLA
RIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY TONGUE
IN STEREO WITH THE FREE STYLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZ3zs26RDQ
>>59540175
Awkward and funny english skills
>>59540175
Autism and the fact they are not used to talk.
>>59547821
At least post the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IZ_TEzg7M
Veri fanni inglis :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zqqtf7LZ4c
>>59546808
rude
>>59548598
This guy is a retard. >>59546955
Finns didn't get the memo they had to return to Mongolia to elect a new Khan and just stayed in Europe.
If Finnish sounds robotic then so do we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>59548763
You decided that we're white, not us :^)
DIS MARNING AY BOJLIN MA KÅÅÅFI MASHEEN
>>59545851
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9qYgJ6Nw8
>>59545851
MarkoRepairs
>>59545851
>>59550197
Pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
>>59545851
Bisqwit
>>59540347
t: Reddit
never 4 get
>>59550731
Yeah that's the one
>>59551425
That armor has a chink in it.
