>tfw No Jewish gf
That's it lads. Im heading to Israel to get a cute one
>tfw no hasidic jew bf
>>59537272
>TFW I left Israel when I had all these cuties all around me and I could've been happy with my jewess gf
FUCK
>>59537300
you can still have my bp
>>59537569
i only want girlpussy now
I've had bad experience with BP, it did not go as well as the 4chan memes suggested
>>59537592
They probably didn't clean their bp out and you got poop dick I feel really bad for you tb.h
>>59537179
Good riddance. Only patriots belong here.
>>59538322
>Only patriots belong here
Yeah like Pajeets, feminists, Changs and fat rights activists?
Kek, if I leave your country just got a little worse m8
>>59537179
Good luck with that. The cute ones are extremely stuck-up.
>>59539139
>The cute ones are extremely stuck-up.
that's my fetish
>>59539159
Then go for the ones that brag about 'being a soldier' and how badass they are for serving in a conscription-based military.
>>59539420
Ok I will!
They're cute af senpai
>>59539441
There's a ton of qts for sure, but personally I can't stand the shit personalities that go with them. Best of luck to you anon.
>>59539491
Thanks bro, Jewish girls are cuties desu
>>59537179
lmao they're manly as the basketball american women, the only difference is the skin colour and the fact that they served in this shitty ass army.
>>59539599
t. Moroccan
They look cute and feminine af in every picture I've seen
>>59539637
t.LEAFlet
that's because they pick the most attractive women and men for propaganda purposes you fucking retard.
>>59539676
t. Arab "israeli"
stop lying to me faggot, all israeli girls are cute
>>59539702
daily reminder that LEAFland should be range-banned and the LEAFlets should get exiled to reddit.
also, I'm a slavity slav you cunt.
>>59539725
Lying kike
I bet you're circumcised and don't even speak Russian lmao, you're no slav
>>59540216
нaхyй пoшeл, дaлбoeб.
>>59540322
lying kike lying kike
not asian = not interested
>>59540332
this жид has an Israeli gf, checkmate atheists.
>>59540364
Why are you so hostile anyways? I just want an Israeli gf
>>59540380
Because you're a LEAFlet, and as I said before all LEAFlets should get exiled to reddit.
>>59540398
I dindu nuffin
>>59540424
I'll contact the other space lizards and will ask them to nuke your country first.
>>59540443
lmao i'll just defect back to Israel
You wouldn't nuke yourself, now would you?
>>59537179
>tfw no yahudi parasote gf
>>59540477
Option samson all the way, LEAFman.
>>59540502
You gassed all the qts, hans.
>>59539599
are non-jews even allowed to live in israel
>>59540707
Yeah, 20% of Israels' population are ayyyyyyrabs(not palis), and I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the other slavity slavs aren't even remotely jewish.
>>59540797
that's you you fuck
You're no slav ahmed
>>59540809
I told you to fuck off, LEAF, so just do it.
>>59539637
>>59539702
>>59540216
>>59540332
>>59540380
>>59540424
>>59540477
>>59540809
don't listen to the other guy. let's exchange our citizenships okay? you get jewish girls (i promise they got big tits just like they tell you in movies) i will be okay with canadians.
please reply
>>59541934
>let's exchange our citizenships okay?
I already have both an Israeli and a Canadian citizenship m8.
>>59537179
>tfw No Jewish gf
Gott sei dank.
>>59542205
I'm sorry I don't speak arabic.
>>59542224
>making jokes
>a leaf
nein
>>59540443
I like how Israeli posters on 4chan actually go along with /pol/ humor and are able to make fun of themselves - a far cry from the "sensitive liberal Jew" stereotype.
>>59542521
Most Jews in israel are slavs who are just as racist and /pol/ desu.
Also most are secular anyways, they don't really give a shit
>>59537179
will trade for a caring, outdoors loving candian girl whos cheeks go red when it's warm
>>59537179
jokes aside israeli women can be very attractive.
they are the perfect mix between white and arab.
good thread it was like an israeli comedy movie with the exchanges between the ruskie and leaf
>>59546322
Thanks bro
>>59543126
Canadian """women""" are a couple hundred lbs overweight.
>>59538337
>Canadian flag
> your country
Leave now shitskin
>>59546469
I thought your women were supposed to be healthier than ours.
>tfw I've got a kike fwb who sends me lewd pics of him in IDF uniform
>tfw you're not jewish
>tfw you'll never get a jewish gf
>tfw you'll never get a jewish wife
>tfw you'll never be a part of the inner circles and rule the world
>tfw you weren't circumsized as an infant
>tfw you'll have to do it as an adult if you want to convert and get all the above mentioned
Curse their conservative ways.
>>59543265
This. Mizrachi women are hot AF
>>59553424
Stiff upper lip, m8. It worked for my dad, and he's a fucking Belgian.
I'm sure it'll work for you.
>>59553493
>Stiff upper lip
Is that a way of saying "just clench your teeth together and get it over with"?
>>59553566
Closer to "clench your teeth; it gets better" :^)
