Canacucks, and most posters
Would you mind if Canada joined the USA?
>>59535213
Yes-yes. Let us in burger. Wise decision.
>>59535213
>State of Ontario
Sounds cash, I'd be more than happy to join the US.
>1A
>2A
My dick can only get so hard.
Just don't let Canucks vote for some time, or you're going to get about 15-20 million more democrat votes on your hands.
But do this all only if you elect Trump, because otherwise I'd rather not.
>>59535213
i welcome them with free mcdicks
>>59535213
As a political-union thing (a la EU), it could work.
As a straight up, we are your bitch, please send us your tourists as we are now the same contiguous nation living in fear of a Trump or Clinton led term (pending assassination), then... I see that meeting a lot of resistance.
I'm jumping ship to Africa so I don't care either way.
Americans will always be fat and retarded
>>59535845
north?
>>59535213
Yes
>>59535860
thats kinda my specialty
>>59535863
South Africa, then I'm off to Kenya. My new home.
>>59535339
>Just don't let Canucks vote for some time, or you're going to get about 15-20 million more democrat votes on your hands.
lel that is true
we could stop acting like the US doesnt control us
>>59535926
you know they're racist against whites there right now?
>>59535213
I don't want them
>>59535949
You can't be racist against whites, white's have privilege.
"Reverse racism" doesn't exist, white boi
>>59535949
No problem, based on his flag there's an 100% chance that he's yellow
>>59535213
Canada will join the usa, Or at least some of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5LjZ3Q7j4
>>59535988
thanks for the meme but poor white people live in tents and drink ground water there
>>59535213
when
>>59535213
America will be way to big.
>>59536095
>America will be too big
No such thing. Manifest Destiny 2.0 when
>>59535949
Only the lunatics are who vibe for media attention. You won't really run across it in your every day life. Especially in places like the Western Cape where the majority is mixed and white people.
I work remotely, so the local economy is practically irrelevant, but damn son, my dollars go twice as far there as they do here so seems worth it.
No mlp people, no gays out in the open, feminism isn't a thing in Kenya. Sounds great.
so does america have a hat or a wig?
>>59535213
Is Canada not part of USA already? I thought Trudeu is like emissary of Obama or something.
>>59535213
No because thats like 25 million free votes to the Democrats and although both parties are shit right now the Democrats are significantly more shit because their positions directly conflict with mine except on meaningless social """issues""" such as weed and abortion
>>59536111
>but damn son, my dollars go twice as far
more like 30+ times but i see what you're saying
>>59536061
One day..
>>59536028
I would very much like Alberta to become our 51st state
>>59536355
It all sounds good...
until they out-America you.
Yo can Alberta join the US
>>59536471
lol
maybe in their wildest dreams, my closet smells like freedom
>>59535213
Dont take in Ontario unless you want another insane debt state with twice the debt per capita as California that is run by Liberals led by a Lesbian and supported by ??? I have no idea how they stay in office.
They literally asked for tax returns back so that they could continue to rape the province with their insane and bankrupting social policies.
Burn down Ontario, nuke Vancouver and give the French a warning. Take the rest.
>>59536524
They mine the raw goods to manufacture freedom closets. They're just locked into a trade agreement with the US that does not allow them to refine this raw freedom and closet-ite. Once that trade agreement is voided, you'd better believe there'll be a gun in every hand, a beer in every mouth, and the stench of freedom in every closet.
>>59536513
...Are you Albertan asking for yourself, or are you asking to get rid of Alberta?
Québec here
This is my order of preference:
1) Independence
2) Being part of some union with Atlantic Canada and mayyyybe Ontario (or parts of it)
3) Being part of USA
4) Being part of France (if France wasn't on such a downward slope I would have ranked this higher)
5) Nuclear annhilation
6) Being part of C*nada
So yeah, all in all I wouldn't mind that much, actually I quite like the USA.
>>59536604
that's like, a good thing right? btw legalize it and help us
>>59536471
They can't out America Texas, they are America's America, which is America squared (aka insanity)
>>59536604
>more Americans ready to strike at the heart of west Canada
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
>>59536151
>there is a difference between the RNC and DNC
literally both are run by the eternal
>>59536111
im coloured (mixed: english and west indian)
i speak english, would i be accepted in cape town
>>59536630
fucking lol, you've shown how little you understand about international politics by ranking USA higher than canada. Just remember that if quebec had joined the patriots during the american revolution french wouldn't be spoken in quebec
>>59536630
They cant even agree to separate from Canada but this plastic frog has a union with France on his list.
The same French people that laugh at your shitty dialect of French because it sounds retarded.
>>59536889
i cant even get illegal fireworks in quebec it fucking sucks
the mussel fountain i had to eat was pretty good tho
>>59536609
Probably asking to get rid of alberta. they're the conservative base of canada, and their economy is dependent on fossil fuels. Also stephen harper lives there and he's the main reason that alberta is so disproportionately important economically
>>59536923
visit a native reserve, they had cheap cigs, fireworks and restricted firearms
>>59536925
>they're the conservative base of canada
Is that why a lot of Canadians on here seem to hate Alberta?
>>59536953
you can be sure i have those and much more
i got them with my freedom bucks
>>59536917
>The same French people that laugh at your shitty dialect of French because it sounds retarded.
French people banter everybody who has a different dialect, even within their own borders
The difference is that most Québécois are completely unable to handle the banter, but I myself am
>>59536889
still better than C*nada
honestly canada
i like you a lot lol
>>59536970
albertans just take themselves very seriously, so they're easy to banter
>>59536970
alberta has more in common with texas than the rest of canada, thats why most canadians hate it
>>59537006
>canada sucks because it supresses our language and patrimoine!!!111
>better join country that will not even allow us to speak french
>>59536983
yeah, you live in the NE?
>>59537047
me too, i fell in love with maine on a camping trip and ever since ive decided im gonna retire in either maine, NH or vermont depending on which one is in the best state
>>59537073
yea im from CT
>>59537006
Nimbly avoided the first point where you people can't even agree to leave where you are now let alone join with a European country....
Delusional plastic frogs.
>>59537113
A*glo Can*dians truly are a pathetic race
>>59537092
i have family from there tbqh, stamford seems like a nice place to earn some freedom bucks
No thanks tBh.
I like you fags but I wouldn't want to be the same country. That ship sailed back in 1776
>>59537146
50cent got a hottub from where my family got it
his house looks pretty cool
>>59536706
They'll try... even the attempt scares me, regardless of the outcome.
>>59536567
>Dont take in Ontario unless you want another insane debt state with twice the debt per capita as California that is run by Liberals led by a Lesbian and supported by ??? I have no idea how they stay in office.
Cuckservatives fucked up royally with the 900,000 jobs plan where he was going to pull 1 million jobs out of thin air but then fire 100,000 employees. Liberals literally had like 10 years of scandals in ontario and cuckservatives STILL fucked it up somehow.
Anyways, just burn down toronto the rest is fine
>>59535213
It'll happen eventually.
>>59537067
to be fair though, I've toured through Alberta with and in a slough of musical acts, most leaning on the extreme side. We've always had a great time in Alberta. The turnouts are usually good if not the best on the tour. Our hosts, local promoters, support acts, bar/venue owners and even the single-serving friends are welcoming, gracious, and fun!
They just also have anti-conspiracy-theorists who drivel on in support of the machine and rail against the wrench that may one day be in the gears, but for the time being is exactly where it belongs.
>>59536970
They're on their highhorse because they have a 3rd world economy that lets them rice their f-350s then bitch about muh librals muh trudeaus when it tanks every 2 years.
>>59537336
hilariously accurate, during booms they're balls deep in 5 dollar fort mac pussy and when the oil price goes down they're all grovelling at the feet of the true industry in canada
Sure, Canadabros are always cool. Well, mostly.
Absolutely. American politics are completely fucked on all levels, and I want nothing to do with that. If Canada ever gets absorbed into America I'm leaving the continent.
I don't think you want our population to be honest, but I would love to be American.
I'd rather be able to instantly tell if a post is worth reading.
>>59539813
>American politics are completely fucked on all levels
As opposed to?
>>59539923
Us.
>>59536061
Why?
Im a british and canadian citizen. I like my westminster parliament thank you. If we got annexed i'd escape to britain or if i was stuck here i'd take pot shots at the occupation forces
>>59537906
Ya, you're right. The busts of the oil industry far outweigh the booms. Alberta's in poverty half the time. That's why they receive so much financial support from Quebec, Canada's true economic juggernaut.
>>59540493
>That's why they receive so much financial support from Quebec
Holy shit, the levels of delusion are off the chart. Quebec is a welfare queen that's taken in more money than it's contributed every year since the 60's.
>>59542598
>>59537141
finally someone who understands
