Jesus christ is my lord and savior, i can't live with him, is in my heart and i love him! Jesus is the incarnation of freedom, and america is freedom, so america is god and deserve to destroy the evil forces! Middle East must die! they have massive destruction weapon! also the rapture is coming soon.
well i want freedom fries with my 35 packs of Burgers, this situation is so weird! that reminds me the times where some forgettable people celebrity make something with another forgettable people celebrity from the 2000s knowed only by americans! HA HA HA HA! my humor is so american and centered! I laugh repeating "OH SH**T SH**T" with forced MTV reactions, this would be more exaggerated if i was a nigger.
OMG THE N WORD!!! THE N WORD!!! I CAN'T SAID THAT! I'M NOT BLACK! I'M SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE EMINEM WITH A RIDICULOUS ATTITUDE TOWARDS BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE COOL THAN ME AND HOLLYWOOD SHOWN THAT ANYWAY!! HA HA HA WAYANS BROTHERS TIER HUMOR IN EBONIC GIBBERISH HA HA HA HA !!!
Are you ok France
eggs
>>59534450
This
jesus lovers are not fans of black ghetto culture
you have created a very strange monster
lurk more
>>59534403
>In this thread everyone is american
So far this is accurate.
>>59534403
Mon dieu! Il est devenu fou!
Quelqu'un appeler le 911!
>>59534450
i'm not french, i'm american.
I believe everything i watch at TV and i think my state is a country, i live in a old fashioned hick town who look like a 80's movie like back to the future.
I must fight Chad Warrington III, the leader of football team at school, if i wins i probably could fucks with Vanessa Anderson, the most beautiful cheerleader!
>>59534545
I know, it's just a stupid amount of various stereotypes.
>>59534545
Their mommas all cry "Oh lawd!" when their good boys get shot doing nuffin wrong.
>>59534768
are you autistic? this is supposed to be an ebin thread.
I must finally believe these stereotypes are actually true.
Ew
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Merci, mec! We appreciate your support
Hohoho, mah belly is jelly! *slaps belly*
*single clap* I require *burps* food!
>>59534403
I'm going to bed and if I see this thread archived with 60 percent or more posts being made by Canadians, I will fucking dox the next Canadian I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots. I hate you all get a life.
this isnt even banter, just butthurt
>>59534403
>>59534619
French butt hurt brigade has a arrived!!! all burgers to battle stations! i repeat all burgers to battle stations
>>59535950
>Every satire is butthurt: the post
thank you, another proof of how awesome american humor is.
>>59535952
LULZ MADE FOR BBC! LUZL BLACKED! LULZ KEKHOLD! LULZ BBC! LULZ INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS! LULZ GREATEST CONSUMERS OF THAT KIND OF PORN!
>>59534403
>tfw smelling the freedom of legal firearms and burgers on a sunny moening
yuropoors don't know this feel
>>59536179
satire is actually funny, your op read like a youtube comment by a 12 yr old
Wow this thread is so dumb
It's simply not funny to make fun of THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH ok
You know nothing, "bantz" don't apply to us since we are literally flawless
>>59536579
>It's not funny of making fun of us, it's funny only when WE make fun of everyone else, because we are americans, so more importants.
well actually when americans make fun of others people it's like a 12 years old youtube comment too.
i don't know, it's actually just casual stereotypes with some cinematographic stuff i already seen, what do you want more? with your patrician taste humor.
>>59536736
hurrrrrrrr surrender monkey france is muslim LOL!
>>59535924
Unironically the best post in this thread.
I don't even think the average American even truly gives a shit about the rest of the world. In a way why should they. It had to take 9/11 to wake people up that the rest of the world even existed.
>>59534403
Damn, I lost my Green Card. Can you send me a duplicate, please?
>>59534403
Relax, French dude. Leave being American to actual Americans.
>>59534595
YOU'RE IN AMURGA SPEAK ENGLISH
>>59535903
pretty GOOD
>>59534403
-claps internally as well as externally-
Every citizen should be allowed to own RPGs
Government get out reeeee
Kinder surprise is a danger to our children and should be banned
Literally nothing wrong with HFCS
nipples trigger me so hard
Israel is pretty fucking great I tell you hwat
Iraq was invaded on just grounds
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
The prices for education and health are fair.
finally i can live in peace
