>In 1926 Ilya Ivanov, under funding by Stalin himself, inseminated Russian females with chimpanzee sperm in the hopes of creating a hybrid army much stronger and more submissive than the average man for the Soviet Union
Are Russians even humans??
What the fuck?
>Soviet Union
Giant Jewish experiment
Nothing to do with Russians
>>59530471
lol brazilians getting jelly they may not be the only monkey people
>>59530471
>flag
Lol
Strange question
If they weren't obviously it would have worked
If nothing else it proved hybridization was not possible and Russians are not chimps
>>59530583
Hybridization is possible though just "unethical"
From what I read another country tried it around the sane time and the offspring was killed off right after birth
>>59530426
Did it worked?
>>59530668
inter-species hybridization is not possible without extensive modification through gene and in vitro because the hybridzed cells would try to kill itself
there are only a few species that can like horse-donkey and they are always sterile
>>59530737
No, normal Russians were born
>>59530668
i require sauce
>>59530668
>>59531127
They can't "make" a Neanderthal, let alone an ape, which is far more removed from us than the Neanderthal. There are millions of holes in the genetic mapping between us and them. It might be/will be possible in the future, but not sure for how long with apes
They tried to revive a glorified goat with horns in Spain, but they failed gloriously. All died with defects. And they used a pretty genetically close surrogate
>>59530737
No it failed. He was only able to make a few tests before his last monkey died and in 1930 "came under political criticism" and arrested shortly and "died from a sudden stroke"
Just goes to show you how ruthless SU was. You either help Soviet union progress or die a slave pretty much
>>59530781
It worked!
>>59530471
>>59530471
>>59530426
see that's the thing about Soviets - no need for morals or questions and planning
they. just. do. it.
I believe they also wiped a small sea off the map.
>>59531260
Kek
How did they get the sperm out of the monkeys?
Oh Christ, imagine being THAT guy??
>cool, I just got my degree and now I'm able to work with REAL scientific experiments that have meaning! Hello doctor, I...you want me to WHAT?
>>59533166
>>59533166
>>59533166
Have you ever seen electric muscle stimulation devices?
They use that to get animal seed.
They put an electric device in their poo poo and send the current, which makes them cum shortly.
- wikipedia, sexual electrostimulation
>>59533439
where can I get such a device?
>>59533536
depends
If you're poor, buy it from a sports store, and adapt it.
If you have money, buy it from any sex store.
Just start from the wikipedia page.
Unfortunately, like all new toys you get at christmas, I guess it would get old by february...
>>59533166
> soviet scientists
> having any aspirations of their own
it was all for the motherland, motherland is science and life
well then
>>59530471
>"SOVIET ORIGINS OF BRAZIL - WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!"
>You will never be half man half chimp
>>59530781
How come there's no Russians in this thread?
>>59533439
I don't think they had those at the time
We are humans
>>59535095
W-we are h-humans
I-swear it
blyed
>>59535189
Tы чypкa
>>59531505
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKIN HEAD KICKED IN!
Here's what gets me about the people who claim apes and humans can't breed.
How do you know?
It's not like there are tons of people going out and fucking apes, even if you wanted to good fucking luck on not getting your face ripped off.
So unless someone goes out and routinely tries to inseminate (or be inseminated by!) multiple apes multiple times we'll never now.
I mean if donkeys can breed with horses and abos can breed with humans why not chimps?
>>59535376
>it's not like there are tons of people going out and fucking apes
the experiment never ended, it's the only reason russia has allowed sweden to exist
>>59531209
>They tried to revive a glorified goat with horns in Spain, but they failed gloriously.
Oh god I remember reading about this. Poor thing was born with three lungs and died 2 minutes after birth.
>>59533166
fucking kek
>>59535376
trust me it's been tried
obviously you won't so here is another example
chimps can't breed with orangutans and gorillas
but chimps can breed with pygmie chimps
>>59530426
>Ilya
B E S T
>>59535481
Can we make dinosaurs from frogs?
>>59530571
Yes lol... no wait
>>59535544
WE can
>>59535481
to add if it is possible something will always go very wrong
here is a probable hybrid story
http://www.macroevolution.net/ape-human-hybrids.html
>>59535544
avians and reptiles dna are required but making dinasaurs against should be easier than making non compatible creatures viable
>>59535593
against = again*
>>59530426
I heard about this on biology lessons in school back in about 10 years ago. They offer locals a lot of money, but nigger-chan don't wanna do it at all
>>59535481
>chimps can't breed with orangutans and gorillas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koolakamba
>trust me it's been tried
but did they try hard enough?
>>59535593
>When questioned by the midwife and by ourselves alone and at length, she would say nothing about any sexual relations she may have had with this ape. She did, however, admit having lived in familiar association with him.
That's hot.
>>59535679
genetic deformities all over the place and very likely stale after birth
i guess you can keep doing it until you succeed if you are crazy enough
>>59535544
life uhh... finds a way...
>tfw some chimp got to fuck a russian qt and you havent
why even bother living
>>59536210
Jelly 2bh
>>59536210
XAXAXAXA
RUSSIAN WOMEN LOVE MONKEYS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!
>in 1965 American scientist lived with dolphins in a partially submerged building. They gave the dolphins LSD hoping to get them to communicate with their human counterparts. The experiment ended when one of the male dolphins got randy and started to rub off on one of the female workers, eventuality the male dolphin would avoid the females of his species, and constantly sought out the female working attempting to court her.
>>59530426
>Are Russians even humans??
I guess we know now they're not. explains a lot desu
>>59538081
That's so 60s
>>59530426
>In 1926 Ilya Ivanov, under funding by Stalin himself, inseminated Russian females with chimpanzee sperm in the hopes of creating a hybrid army much stronger and more submissive than the average man for the Soviet Union
now i know why sweden and germany are importing niggers to their countries and let them breed with their women, everything is now clear.
>>59530744
Not always. Female ligers for example are not sterile, and there are cases where a horse-donkey hybrid has created fertile offspring.
It is just very very unlikely.
>>59538081
>project FinnK Ultra
>>59530781
So Polish fathers?
