You have to live in either Brazil, Russia, or China.
Which one do you choose and why?
South brazil
>mainly european
>they speak a language that i can understand easily
>no risk of getting me killed
China
There I have been there I long to return
>>59389917
Brazil; not totalitarian shithole like china and not cold as shit in winter like Russia.
Plus they have some of the hottest women in the world.
Brazil probably just for the different culture
>>59389991
This. Don't forget the hot women
Russia if I can pick St. Petersburg.
South Brazil second choice.
>>59390142
>Russia if I can pick St. Petersburg
Why would you like to live in this city?
>>59389917
I think I would choose Brazil
but they are actually kinda all ok choices
well russia is probably the worst
>>59389917
china obviously, the other two are major shitholes on every level
>>59390190
Seems comfy, and I can go visit Finn autists and Baltic drunks.
I like blondes too.
How is it ?
Would Kaliningrad be a better choice ?
>>59389991
>no risk of getting me killed
You ever been to Porto Alegre?
how far south does "south brazil" start?
>>59389991
porto alegre has higher murder rates than rio and sao paulo, it's just that some people here think we're still in 2005
>>59390444
is a meme, all brazil is bad
russia
Russia so I can illegally immigrate into Alaska.
>>59390598
Genius.
I'd Probably stay in Brazil. Russia seems very depressing. And I don't trust the Chinese.
>>59390279
It's ok, but too many Asians here (30-40%)
Also it's full of junkies, hipsters and punks
brazil, i would think about living in russia but i would get mistaken for a churka
Russia because I can speak Russian
russia
it has the perfect weather for me. also there's a lot of white qts and i unironically wear a lot of adidas clothes so i would just fit perfectly
>>59389917
Russia, it is like here but richer.
>>59390706
We already don't wear that shit, everyone would think you're from a village
>>59389917
Russia because I wouldn't need to learn a new language
>>59390641
this, the only point in favor of Russia is high tier mamushka, but Brazil have Bunda so...
...also I feel like I could develop better in Brazil
>>59390735
so what's the current ruskie stereotypical clothing now?
>>59390444
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Region,_Brazil
>>59390190
he's probably a faggot or how you call them кpeaкл
China, because that's where the action is.
>>59390720
you mean mosqueow and spb only?
>>59390814
There are way more faggots in moscow honestly
>>59389917
South Brazil
Wait, I am already here eheh
>>59390444
Paraná, Santa Catarina and Río Grande do Sul
>>59389917
Can I choose teh city? If so, Hong Kong. Have already lived there anyways
All right, you have to choose, live in:
Tajikistan
Rwanda
Sri Lanka
for 5 years
>>59390778
>>59391015
They look like new york gay niggas
>>59391015
That's very gay Russia, I am disappointed.
>>59389917
brazil
at least it's warm year round
>>59390932
Sri Lanka
>>59391037
>>59391053
It's a typical fashion in Moscow and Saint P
Russia, either Yakutsk or Vladivostok. Marry some virgin Uzbek or Ukrainian expat.
>>59390932
Tajiki no question
>>59390932
Obviously Sri Lanka
>>59390932
Tajikistan
it seems friendly
>>59391053
Just look on a dude from eurovision
russia is gay af despite ban
>>59391091
>>59391015
Bullshit.
t.St Petersburg resident posting in tracksuit right now.
>>59391200
>trackposting in middle of morning
>>59391156
Lel at how everyone knows that he''s a fag, but nobody say it out
>>59391200
and most likely Adidas you've bought in a boutique you cheeki faggot
>>59390932
tajikistan
the other 2 are too hot for people to live in.
>>59391200
>BPЁЁЁЁTИ
>>59390376
>>59390551
They are not lying. Once a year, i had to travel to POA, and every time i pray to someone nuke that shit hole.
But stay away from the capital and you will be okay, if possible, keep distance from Uruguaiana. The whole town became a huge traffic capital in the south.
In Brazil, are the west Amazonas states safer ?
>>59391234
I bought it in adidas boutique in Kupchino. Sounds like meme, but it's true.
>>59389917
Russia I guess.
>>59391390
>Kupchino
go to the center sometimes
your ghetto isn't Saint P
>>59390444
It's blue.
If, for some weird reason you end up in south brazil, and for some reason this town is MUH GERMANIC, you can find german speaking in any decent drug store. Old people sometimes don't understand Portuguese.
>>59391065
Why would you trade the marvelous winter for a fucking daily summer that burns your bones away from the very flesh of your body. I can't fucking understand you guys.
>>59391382
I only went to Manaus once. And never leave the center of that city. So it's looks safe at my point.
>>59391382
You can come to Amazonas, our crime rates are lower than the south, just stick to rich part of the capital and you'll be okay, People here are very welcoming, though you may have a bad time with the weather.
>>59391434
>go to the center sometimes
Tell me at least one reason for it.
>your ghetto isn't Saint P
It is.
>>59390932
Hm...I'm actually conflicted. I want somewhere with the mountains of Tajikistan, and the Buddhism of Sri Lanka...
I pick Bhutan.
>select all images with mountains
>>59391469
I asked the same thing to my grand mother.
Since they where peasants, Brazil without snow was like paradise to them. They literally grow crops all year. No cow or sheep ever die just because it's too cold.
>>59391491
Manaus is great, and I'm not saying this only because I was born here, of course it does have good and bad points. Mainly saying:
Positive: -People are very welcoming
-Rich culture to certain degree
-Good food
Negative: -People here are stupid like dumb
-A little more pricey than other states
-Bad weather, fucking mosquitos all over
>>59391637
Don't take me bad m8. But Manaus girls are ugly. And people look at me like i had some hormonal problem because i am 1,92.
But the food was great!
>>59391713
>But Manaus girls are ugly
Ooops, forgot that.
Negative: -We don't really have the prettiest women
>>59391503
>>59391637
What's the weather like ?
Tropical mosquito infested ?
Live for 5 years in:
Zimbabwe
Papua New Guinea
Svalbarad
You can't leave
>>59389917
I will just move here because Hong Kong is in China.
>>59391765
>Svalbarad
No regrets.
>>59389917
>>59389917
Ofc Brazil
I'll do the American thing and go with my gut. China it is.
>>59390066
>>59390092
>>59390193
>>59390676
>>59390776
>>59391833
You guys are welcome.
>>59391765
It's so hot, sometimes you get the feeling that Satan himself is fistfucking you, and the problem is that it's not arid but humid, so you fry like a piece of meat in a pan. And then there are some days where the weather is agreeable, like tons of rain and suddenly it gets cold.
>>59389917
Brazil probably... mostly because of nice weather, nice beaches, nice bitches and it's close to Argentina
>>59390932
Sri Lanka is the best South Asian country. Been there twice and the beach suburbs of Colombo are top tier
>>59392015
>Brazil
>Nice weather
Pick one
>>59389917
suicide
>>59392044
Is it not nice? it's tropical right
Svalbard without a doubt
>>59389917
brazil
I hate cold weather and I hate media censorship
I love multiculturalism and Latin languages
>>59391805
If HK or Macao were options I would obviously pick China. Otherwise an upperclass gated suburb in Brazil
>>59391637
I would never live anywhere in Brazil that wasn't on the coast desu
>>59391994
sounds exactly like florida. i'd be right at home
Brazil.
>>59392115
Rio gets above 40 degrees in Summer. Too hot for me.
would you rather start a "new life" (as a bankrupt homeless) in the slums of:
a)Tokyo
b)New York
c)Paris
>>59392145
Then come to south Brazil. We can get 30C during summer but not 40C lmao
>>59392145
I've had comfy naps in 110F
>>59392177
Follow the american dream.
>>59392177
Lived in New York my whole life and the slums are probably the last place I'd ever want to be. I'll take either of the options where I don't die, thanks.
>>59392177
New York, if I can move to somewhere less populated and use their programs.
Tokyo, I think, if not.
Paris I'd just end up killed by gypsies.
>>59392145
Isn't the Shire hot ?
>>59392058
Well, since I respect every culture to a certain degree, I know the stereotype of the average american man ( fat, neckbeard ), and I know that it's not so. You must acknowledge that not every brazilian here is all about "favela, soccer and samba hue hue". Some of us long for this marvelous landscape ( pic related ). So if you're one for tropical weather, here it's the place for you
>>59392256
Fucking hell
>>59392177
paris
the new york slums are fucking warzones and japan is full of rapists
paris is almost socialist from what I hear -- pretty good for a hobo
>>59392195
That's New Zealand summer temperatures so I could definitely handle that.
I remember the first time I ever went to the tropics as a child was in The Cook Islands. Just getting off the plane the heat hit you like you were opening the oven door.
>>59392255
Probably more on par with Argentina.
>>59392177
>Tokyo
that sounds like a good option
japan is safe, and has very low homeless, i could live in an internet cafe and get a shitty job somewhere and work my way up
>>59392330
>japan
>work your way up
either daddy's rich or you're poor
>>59389917
i choose suicide
>>59392321
Buenos Aires is topical ish, when I got off the plane I thought "Jesus Christ, I feel like Florida on a hot summer day"
>>59389917
I choose China.
I would live in Hong Kong.
Brazil
>>59392330
Don't forget the high rate of rape, once said a popular saying here: "One who have an asshole, is afraid"
>>59392415
>>59392287
That changes everything.
I'll risk the gypsies and choose Paris.
Socialism here I come.
>>59391015
They look like Japanese homosexuals, except for the guy on the left, who looks like he's lived in San Francisco his entire life.
>>59392388
>china
>hong kong
pick one you stupid gook
>>59392576
Hong Kong has been part of China for 20 years.
>>59389917
Russia.
Shitty life but happy life.
I like here. I would reccomend São Paulo if you want to work. If you want to relax it's São Paulo or Soth BR countryside. Extrema for example.
>>59389917
Brazil of course. They have the bunda, what does Russian and China have? Bears and chinks? No thanks.
![classificadas_rs_semi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/55YoEGL.jpg "classificadas_rs_semi[1].jpg")
>>59389917
The clear choice is the land of pure white people - The Republic of Southern Brazil made up of Parana, Santa Catarina, and Rio Grande do Sul. You will not find the monkey brown Porty Rio types in the south. Plus there are plenty of poor farmer girls waiting to be rescued. Aline Weber and Cintia Dicker both grew up very poor in the south.
pic: average Gauchas.
>>59389917
China. Brazil is probably hotter than India and Russia is too cold.
Never thought I'd honestly prefer going to brazil over literally any non middle eastern country but fuck I'd totally choose it
>>59392469
>Russia with a queer visual is bad
bitch pls, you haven't looked in the face of the abyss yet
>>59392596
yeah but
china is good because hong kong is good
is the same as
america is white because alaska is white
i bet there's one really cool place in russia and brazil too
maybe not brazil tho kek
>>59389917
it goes without saying
>>59389917
anywhere but russia.
All right, reborn as a
Woman in Mexico
Woman in Sudan
Woman in China
All lower class
>>59392826
Mexico without doubt.
Am i cute?
>>59392888
Madre luchona, chilanga
>>59392826
>Woman in China
Nice meme.
>>59392826
Lower class woman in China, instantly. Fuck, I would take that offer without you forcing me to.
>>59392904
>Chilanga
I hope i was born in the south because north Mexicans would kill me for that.
>>59389917
i would choose brazil. It would be like that story where a buisnesman meets a fisherman that lives in a hut by the beach
>>59392950
>be born as a female in china
>your parents trow you in the trash can
>>59390650
>Asians
>punks
St. Petersburg it is
>>59392576
I cannot select the city?
then I choose Brazil, most freedom country of the three.
>>59393079
God knows how your people wish to be free
>>59392669
>Brazil is probably hotter than India
no way
>>59391352
>>59390551
Monkeys from other parts of Brazil are the problem in POA. Real white Gauchos are not killing each other, and causing problems.
If Russians weren't racist I'd actually live there. Brazil is too hot for me and China is way too populated.
>>59392826
definitely México, especially if I can choose or travel to the southern area
>>59389991
>no risk of getting killed
lmao
>>59393141
>My city is just as hot as india
>>59392794
But anon just said he would live in Hong Kong, not that Hong Kong makes China good.
>america is white because alaska is white
Alaska isn't our only white state.
>>59393171
Yeah, I've always asked myself which countries are the most racist. Now I know. Btw is Sweden too racist for a latino?
>>59392576
Nice meme
>>59392937
670 million of them
Oh god how the fuck do they have so many people???????
>>59393263
>is Sweden too racist for a latino?
Wtf where did you get this perception from? Sweden loves brown people.
>>59389917
Russia.
Get me some of that free Siberian land.
RUSSIA
>cute girls
>hate gays
>orthodox
>dont have to worry about the long dick of the usa
>>59393009
Maybe in 1990.
China's not the same as it was. Babies are guarded like gold by the people and state.
It's almost autistic nanny state tier now.
>>59393079
>Brazil
>freedom
>>59389917
Nice parts of China or Russia.
Brazil is too hot and too full of niggers.
>>59393383
>Brazil is too hot and too full of niggers.
Shit, they know
>>59393318
Well... you know. Why would a swedish goddess marry a fucking mestiço instead of their man.
>>59393355
Hey fuck you, we are free... to some degree...
>>59393009
>>59393079
Our freedom come from the incapacity of the state to control us.
Unless you do a real shit, like show up in a national television stream and yell nigger, nothing will happen with the usual racism.
>>59389917
Brazil because bunda.
Russia
I want to dominate a Russian and force em to sing the star spangled banner between my ass cheeks
>>59393079
Big japanese community there
>>59389917
Russia
You get a free PC and copy of cs go
>>59389917
no offense OP but i really can't chose without knowing if i'm going to be poor, middle class or what. Being poor in any of those countries would be really shit, probably the least bad in Russia. I'd rather be rich in either Russia or Brazil. China may be safer than Brazil if I'm not dirt poor, but if I'm moderately wealthy I think Brazil would be safe? China sucks though because I'm not Chinese so I reduce my options to Russia and Brazil and it's a hard choice. I'll probably pick Russia to be honest I might get killed by gangs but I have a high chance of being in a favela if I'm randomly placed in Brazil.
Russia is my answer.
>>59389917
>brazil, get robbed and raped
>Russia, get forced into sex slavery
>china, choke on smog.
China it is.
>>59389917
BRAZIL
>tfw just impeached their gommie prez
Russia because i like the music(mostly older one) Putin seems cool and ceeki breeki.
Threadly reminder that South Brazil is not very well economically developed.
It is true that there's shit ton of European people and culture but infrastructure is not so good and there's little tech and industry.
Half of the country's GDP comes from here.
Sao Paulo state has the country's largest oil reserves, third largest agriculture despite its size, and by far more industry and services than the entire rest of the country. We also are home to our carrier fleet and have a lot of military bases/factories.
There have been attemps to get independence in the past but they were ultimately crushed by the federal government.
We also have 90% of the country's Japanese (and overall Asian population), the anime capital of the country, highest life quality, lowest cost of life and so on.
Brazil, I guess
seems pretty cool
>>59389917
Russia because it's not as shitty as Brazil and not as communist as China
>>59389917
Russia, because regardless of circumstances, Russia still the most civilized country out of the three.
>>59397786
>Threadly reminder that South Brazil is not very well economically developed.
Being born poor in South Brazil is essentially the nightmare of every 4chan user.
>>59397786
This
The southern states are economically insignificant.Rio de janeiro alone has a gdp higher than all the south combined
>>59389917
China, Shanghai specifically. Best developed of the three and if you know how to behave no trouble.
>>59389917
BRAZIL
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>>59398288
rio is a shit hole filled with monkey brazilians and few white girls
curitiba is a nice white city with plenty to do and nice beaches near by
this girl does not exist in rio
>>59398858
nice ghetto bitch you dumb ice monkey
>>59398903
Chill Tyrone, you're still on probation
>>59398858
Disgusting
>>59398874
>this girl does not exist in rio
Do you even Rio upper-class? Rio upper-class is filled with French, Italians, Swiss and Dutch ancestry.
>>59399012
And i forgot image as usual.
>>59398953
oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXNmIvWa1c
Either Russia or Brazil.
Let's say Brazil for the Sun.
China is one of the countries in which I will never go even if I am payed to go there.
