/balt/+/ausnz/
first for /luso/
Lithuania is good
>>59385505
second for the best Eurovision song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
>>59385538
>>59385554
Please come to Brazil
>>59385554
thx for the input
Tsar.
>>59385505
>L*tvia uncensored
Don't trigger me like that please.
Best taste.
>>59385592
no thx I'm good
>>59385505
am I allowed to hate U*raine here?
>>59385505
>/balt/+/ausnz/
What is it with this meme? How are these countries associated? And what is a Dutchbro doing posting it?
wew lad a dutch dude creating a /bantz/ thread. are you up to something?
>>59385803
Something something shitposting something something
>>59385803
If you watched farcevision you may have noticed that lithuania was sat right behind australia. That's how close we are.
>>59385782
yeah
>>59385670
I have always wondered why the hell is lesbian porn so popular
>>59385782
You might trigger a few lithuanians but generally yeah.
>>59385782
yes but not at the expense of saying positive things about russia
>>59385670
all me
>>59385554
Damn right.
>>59385782
D'awww, so cute and adorable.
>>59385782
Everybody here hates Ukraine here atm, lad
>>59385947
Saved
>>59385947
hisssss get out *kr**n**n
>>59385803
better to not be associated
did you come to /int/ (interfuckingnational) to talk exclusively to people from your country or people you already know about? that's what's wrong with the entire board already
>>59385803
>How are these countries associated?
Australia and New Zealand are Baltic nations. We have a shared cultural, geographical and societal heritage with Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. Learn your geography or your history you dumbfuck American.
>Amerifat education
>>59386251
Why did a foreigner make a new thread?
What the fuck has /balt/ become?
>>59385782
You can't.
Latvia pls give me your cute boys, I want to marry one
>>59386506
Take JUSTs, he cant come back to Latvia after losing
>>59386533
>Remember all those comments about Latvia and Estonia being better
>Estonia doesn't even qualify
>Latvia is behind us in the end
>>59386614
Your song was pretty good so its not a surprise. We had some wierd techno rock pop mux
>>59386614
I allways thought our song was shit, no suprise it didn't even get to the finals.
Good nite.
Ruslana is much better singer than current representation of Ukraine. Omg being so biased and assblasted by Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNiZNcl3WWY
>>59387019
noight
https://youtu.be/TKS4fVWu6cg
>>59387019
goodnight.
>>59387019
cya
>>59387019
Are you the guy who keeps requesting different adaption girls together in /a/ drawthreads?
sleep tite lil nigga.
>>59387082
policeman beating up black men.
Hello from hollywood bathroom
Judging by its flag, Lithuania seems to be a big reggae nation.
>>59387871
did you go to hollywood just to go to the bathroom?
>>59386481
>What the fuck has /balt/ become?
A baltic thread for baltic people
Why the fuck are we in a thread made by a Dutchman?
>>59386506
Yo my dudes what is your thoughts on Belarus?
>>59388490
don't fight it
>>59388985
like russia but white
>mfw I'm browsing at the Uni library cause the internet got cut
>>59390743
Did you take your image folder with you?
What if someone sees you looking at this naughty website?
>>59390796
USB actually. And I've been doing an assignment all morning, now its just browsing teh chons
>>59390885
I assigned ur mum
>>59391049
I assigned your sister this task *points to crotch*
mofos i just finished drinking heavily with a grill, i thikn were gonna fuck tomo
ri gdnight
>>59391182
You know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8dR2Xs7ZBI
>>59391354
Nighty night
Teach me english please
prison island
>>59391950
you seem to be fine A+
>>59391989
Island prison
why didn't we send a qt flip girl instead of a worst korean
>be me 12 years old
>playing with lego in my room
>mummy knocks on my door and says its bedtime
>tidy up my lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke my peepee and it go hard again
>mummy say im very big for my age which makes me feel proud
>bury my face on mummys shoulder and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and shudder violently as warm liquid comes out my peepee
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her a lot
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy
>>59392425
Didn't read lol.
>>59392425
+5 GBP's to you my good man
>>59392425
Rooney?
Reminder to all Australians to not vote for Turnbull
>>59393508
I'll personally vote for Labour even though i know they'll fuck everything up, and then in two years I'll vote Liberal in hopes they can fix it
anyone know what platform int summer movie nights was held on?
>>59394068
What is that senpai?
>>59393508
>>59394061
>he's not a single issue voter on immigration
>>59394161
>this post sponsored by NZfirst
>>59394147
Last summer there were int summer movie nights which streamed a movie every Friday I think on some platform and I wanted to know what it to was
fuck me with a pineapple, this latvian cosplay is crisp. almost thought they were actual latvians
>>59394214
Even if I weren't a single issue voter on immigration, I'd still vote for Winston because he's fantastic on every issue.
What's going on /bantz/?
turnbull is a progressive cryptokike. He will pozz australia's neghole faster than you can say "fuck me up the arse and give me AIDS".
>>59394386
But will he give me a gf?
>>59394319
still no gf lad.
>>59394533
still got dubs
>It's a dream where I get back together with me ex-girlfriend
>She wants to be with me, I feel so happy, everything is great
>Wake up and realize it was a nightmare, and that she still wants literally nothing to do with me, spend the entire day, if not week, feeling like dog shit
That is truly the worst feel.
>>59394567
will trade dubs 4 gf
>>59394222
That sounds bretty gud, what movies are on
>>59394582
Do you know how many guys have fucked her since? :DD
>>59394582
was she your first girlfriend or something, i don't understand how normalfags can be so head over heals for just one person
>>59394703
Breaking up with a gril you love is pretty terrible desu
>>59394533
still don't care
>>59394792
still rude
>>59394802
i'm not rude
>>59394817
t. Rodney rude
>>59394759
Wouldn't know, but i can sympathise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICAwbNK63RM&list=PL9h5DweN9DDynJJxluEl6ACsACTc9bsbb
who /trap/ here
>>59385782
No, that is mean.
easter?
What did she mean by this?
>>59395293
want to fug?
>>59395346
why not
Пacхa?
>>59395437
what de fugg is that supposed to be simpsons styled from akira?
>>59395148
The celebration?
I slept all day today haha
>>59395581
lazy boy haha
>>59395581
So did I
>>59395581
The last days I've been up, and not the fun nights kind of up.
My balls are STILL hurting after 7 days
>>59395597
>>59395598
What are sundays for haha
>>59395605
I don't quite follow m80
>>59395660
It's time to let them go.
>>59395660
tfw mine are saggy af from the heat
>>59395660
>tfw I haven't wanked in 2 months
i just pre purchased the arma 3 apex dlc for 27 bucks
discuss
>>59395786
well done
>>59395786
How did you accomplish such a feat?
>>59395800
>pre purchased
bad boy
>>59395888
i know
i broke my own rule
also good trips
>>59395660
Have you tried shaving them?
>>59395825
>>59395839
Persistence young one, and I've been keeping myself busy with work and study
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11639240
New Zealand? More like Fag Peeland lmoa
>>59395924
>you will never come home from school and watch shows on abc EVER again
>>59395953
hey
stop using my gimmick
>>59395946
>6-year-old transgender pupil
This shit has gone too far.
>>59395970
but i want to watch bear in the big blue house again
>>59395990
he always scared me 2bh it moves so weirdly, puppets shouldnt be so big
>>59396037
>puppets
it was a guy in a suit
Who /Shaun the Sheep/ here?
>>59396044
of course but its head and facial movements were controlled like a puppet. the guy walking was weird too, way too much arm movement for little me
>>59395988
Why is New Zealand such a wonder of a country?
Whos /watching Australian soap operas despite not being able to relate to the characters or even imagine living such a careless life/ here?
OBJECTIVE RANKING OF CHILDREN'S TV SHOWS:
1. Humphrey Bear
2. Round the Twist
Anything not listed here is assumed to be so terrible it's not worth ranking, let alone watching
Who /watching cute Latvian vloggers here/
I unironically play WoW.
Thoughts?
>>59396143
>careless life
lmoa there's so much forced drama
>>59396203
Late to the party
>>59396165
What about Steven Universe tho?
>>59396165
HAVE YOU EVER
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>59394582
>gf
You're just supposed to go to bars/use tinder and sex these girls, you're not supposed to hang out with them on an ongoing basis, silly.
1st season/flashback Octavia > Lexa > Raven > Octavia > Murphy's grounder gf > Maya > Anya > Clarke's mom > Jaha > Clarke
Objections?
>>59396333
no idea what you're on about 2bh
>>59396333
Can't argue with those trips
Downloading EUIV atm lads
>>59396225
Only the most patrician games for me
http://www.miniclip.com/games/bubble-trouble/en/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5nWhRoKYk
>>59396203
too late
Thinking about spending 5-6 hours conquering the lands in Empire Earth II
Can someone post that Bravo Estonia picture?
>>59396485
i wana fugg
>>59396534
tfw no decent rts ever since sc2 got released
tfw blizzard is so fucking bad they literally destroyed an entire genre
REMOVE
Pleased to report 20 more minutes on EUIV download
>>59396691
What do we do in the meantime?
>>59396595
Bravo Eesti
>>59396743
fk ur mum :DDD
Anyone here been to the clubs, did you grind on sweaty females
>>59396788
yes
yes
not worth it desu
>>59396767
Wrong image, but I found the right one anyway hehe :3
>>59396788
yes
yes, it's pretty much the opposite of exciting, would not recommend
BARON?
>>59396821
>>59396895
were you high at any stage, just wondering my cousin asked me to come with him and I couldn't find an excuse so i said yeah
>>59396934
Just go, it won't hurt
>>59396934
>wasting money on pingas
yeah nah get fucked
Drink goon before you go out, not excessively or otherwise they won't let you in then only buy drinks to maintain your buzz.
>>59396931
>Baron
upjumped plebs
Just want to say thanks to latvia and bestonia for points. You guys are coolest.
>>59397031
>tfw you guys will probably send all the refugees here once it gets bad
>>59397070
Never, but if that happens(due to our retarded government) just take out the guns and go on killing spree.
>>59396969
Cool. I'll be drinking in a designated loner area if they have one
>>59397184
Nah don't do that. Music is too loud to even think.
Take a pack of smokes if you wanna pull some drunk slag
>>59397184
You mean you're going to hang out at the bar drinking one beer for 40 minutes and awkwardly trying to start a conversation with random strangers? Haha love it
>>59397213
>me
>getting laid
>>59397238
pretty much
>>59397305
You CAN get laid but good luck getting hard when you're drunk and the girl is 6/10 with the lights off
haha
Just woke up and realised my life is shit why cant i just sleep forever.
>>59397346
We live to celebrate Easter.
>>59397334
This desu
who /whiskey dick/ here?
>>59397346
Your flag is very beautiful, Lithuania.
>>59385917
It's the best vanilla porn desu
>>59397450
O-oi m8, got more of this?
>>59397478
What's it to you?
Fuck work
>>59397478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
why couldnt these guys qualify for eurovision? It would be funnier.
>>59397507
claiming
>>59397523
Filtered.
>>59397521
You should ask the israelis why they didn't send them.
>>59397539
You don't have the guts to do it.
>>59397346
I woke up quite happy, have you tried that
>>59387871
You still go to that dump? Go to Klubi teatre.
>>59397718
Hello, New Holland.
>>59397718
its hard to try that, any tips?
Anyone else get painful diarrhea when eating pizza and beer? Every single Sunday morning it's like this aggghh!
>>59397876
http://www.prevention.com/health/sleep-energy/smart-ways-wake-happy
If you're depressed and in a really shitty situation it's not gonna do much, but have you tried....[spoiler]being yourself[/spoiler]
>>59397983
STOP WITH THE BANAL PLATITUDES
>>59397978
Try heroin my eesti friend.
>tfw Latvia wins in Hockey, Boxing and Eurovision.
are other /balt/ countries even trying?
>>59397998
>Physical activity is one of the best ways to shake off grogginess—and having sex boosts your body's levels of chemicals associated with stamina (testosterone), energy (dopamine), and calmness (oxytocin), says Helen E. Fisher, PhD, a research professor in the department of anthropology at Rutgers University. What a great way to start the day!
What did they mean by this
>>59398101
basically sex is the key to happiness
is anybody gonna get overwatch
>>59398164
nah
>>59398164
>video games
>a literal toy for children
Need a gf now.
http://www.delfi.lv/news/national/politics/ridziniekus-satrauc-pamatiga-dardona.d?id=47440297
turns out it wasn't Russians
>>59398184
oh look we got a big boy here
>>59398213
still 7 months til 2017
>>59398213
Okay, check your mailbox tomorrow.
>>59398213
no you don't.
>>59398232
>>59398236
I said NOW.
>>59398240
Yes I do.
>>59398254
>Yes I do.
no you don't.
>>59398220
>over the age of 16
>playing 'vidya'
What are you doing with your life?
>>59398271
playing vidya
>>59398164
Played it during the free period.
It was okay. Some solid vidya but needs polish and change. Which it ain't gonna get.
Could still be worth it if you got it real cheap.
But you've gotta do the right thing and not give Blizzard any money.
Just got a gf lads
Do you wanna talk to her?
>>59398254
Well I was going to send you one, but If you want to be an impatient little shit you'll get none.
>>59398296
no fuck off slut
>>59398271
I don't really play games to be honest, but I don't judge people who do play games.
btw
>spending time on japanese sword making forum
what are you doing with your life?
everybody wastes time on some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
OFFICIAL SONICHU ANIME AND VIDEOGAME COMING OUT
>>59398296
No, we all come here to talk to other autistic retards.
>>59398330
>participating in a rich cultural exchange
>the same as rotting away to beat teh ub3r hXc hard dark souls baws
>>59398345
can you just stop giving him attention
The gf just sent this, admit it, you're jealous
>>59398368
>him
#triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIArHoMf_XA
>>59398387
Yes, very.
>>59398387
More pics she sent :^)
>>59398387
go back to brit shoo shoo
>>59398363
>>participating in a rich cultural exchange
reminder
>>59398420
>calling yourself white
Literally argentina tier
>>59398419
I once saw a dead seal with bulletholes in it.
wanting a sex
>>59398493
Is your name Yuri?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThdT7mIjXbU
Rare video of 2017 suicide guy.
Hello facists
>>59398488
>>59398515
Hey cutie.
>>59398515
hello crazy rouble
>>59398535
how can they tell if the meat has gone bad or not?
>>59387181
Nah thats not me..
>>59398506
It's Ivan
>>59398540
>>59398549
Hi Alex
>>59398540
hi
>>59398549
I'm not those madmen
I say hi to Balt facists by the way
>>59398627
I am baltic
>>59398627
Good morning, Alexis.
Morning chaps. Who /breakfast/ here?
>>59398627
Excuse me, but New Zealand is Baltic
>>59398627
>hi
Oh wow, she responded to me :3
Wanna be my girlfriend?
>>59398661
I want rich people to leave.
>>59398574
I don't think they give a shit either way.
>THAT
>FEEL
>WHEN
>NO
>G
>F
>>59398574
It looks fresh to me, maybe 6 hours
>>59398574
How do you tell?
>>59398661
do u even season?
>>59398717
ignore that feeling and everything will be better.
>>59398691
>rich people
>>59398661
Looks like dinner. lucky you
>>59398717
>THAT
>FEEL
>WHEN
>DON'T
>C
>A
>R
>E
MY
NAME
IS
NOT
QUAID
>>59398661
>Baltic cuisine
>>59398676
how do you know I am a female?
>>59398660
Hi Alexauskas
>Australia won the jury vote
>Russia won the viewer vote
>Ukraine won the contest
>>59398769
>constantly complain about no gf and killing yourself by 2017
>Australian tries to sympathise
>you suddenly don't care
Why is New Zealand such a rude country, /balt/?
>>59398733
Nah, just throw it on the skillet. There's a bit of butter and salt in the rice. Add a bit of tabasco sauce to it all.
>>59398777
>how do you know I am a female?
Male Russians wouldn't dare post here, even if they could get through the force field.
>>59398782
Eurovision is even more political than Olympics or Sports
>>59398777
good trips
>>59398812
good observation
>>59398782
how did this happen, got no idea how voting works 2bh
>>59398782
In all honesty I liked the Netherlands and Sweden
>>59398782
You should know by know that Eurovision is purely political, my good man!
>>59398812
they want the big aussie cock in every orifice
Two beers in,
Already feels like it’s one of those nights to forget.
The more that I drink the more that I feel broken and alone
At a party with friends.
Fuck everything about this.
You walk in with the new boyfriend you met just last week.
His big grin.
He doesn’t know that you’ll leave him so broken and alone
When it comes to an end
Fuck everything about him.
Two beers in,
Already feels like it’s one of those nights to forget.
The more that I drink the more that I feel broken and alone.
>>59398718
Would you eat it?
>>59398732
I look at the expiration date and that's it.
I'm slowly turning into a chode, lads
What do?
>>59398831
I want to upset you: I am a man
ukraine giving Litva 12 pointsus veri nice.
I think Ukraine should be part of Litva now as former Grand duchy of Litva
>>59398937
what's a chode
>>59398937
worried
>>59398967
ask ur mum she likes them :DDD
>>59398967
What I'm slowly turning into
>>59398967
Immigrant detected
>>59398949
You guys are besties after all.
>>59398876
First they gave the jury points to the singers and aussies were in the lead then they gave the viewer votes to the singers where russia got the most, but ukraine won the contest.
>>59398967
A benis with lots of girth with no length
>>59398946
You lie. You best be careful about such lies here. We don't look kindly on Ruskies. We cut their cocks off and hang their scrotums off the Latvian/Russian border.
You're a girl, right? You want to be my girlfriend, right?
>>59399013
Well we could've been besties wit u Eesti but that betrayal just to cock suck Nordic was painful to watch.
>>59399018
Wait, so what points got added to Ukraine which brought them into the lead????
>>59398904
then stop drinking
>>59399061
Magical butthurt point.s
Wonder who we would've selected to host next year if we won
If it was up for vote I would've selected Eesti <3
>>59399008
never heard anyone say anything about a chode ever, quit making up words faggot
>>59399063
>stop drinking
>>59399086
please im really confused now
surely there were excess points that got added from somewhere, who made the final decision for them to win?
>>59398990
>>59399023
so basically this guy >>59398937 is saying that he is turning into wide short penis?
>>59399097
I saw someone said about germany.
I'm here what'd I miss?
>>59399134
nothing but i missed you
>>59399134
Your life.
>>59399103
>I lived a sheltered life in china
>therefore you're lying
>>59399120
Maybe he just pronounces "chad" that way, who knows
>>59399120
Yes, it's a very painful transformation.
>>59399134
my dubs
>>59399097
I'd vote for Australia :3
Ben Matlock is the biggest alpha of the universe. You can live a lie and pretend to yourself that things are otherwise, but the facts do not change.
> Not only win lawsuits
> At the same time to find the real killer
> Would win any court case
> Still always defend the innocent
> Unfailing moral
> Charge a $ 100,000 advance payment
> Unless the accused is destitute
> Does not spread the money around
> Dressy
> Sleek
> Do not wear any burger outfits
> Not / fa / -autisti
> Is the first name of Benjamin
> Notes with the state post of deputy
> Whenever you want
> Keep the top assistant was a beautiful woman
> And nigger
> Whilst residing in a racist south
> Claims to be a little slow old cone
> Really super smart ladies' man
> Plays ukulele
> singing
> Women receive endless admiration
> Do not try to put on airs, visit the Michelin-rafloissa
> Eating hot dogs
> Just fucking good
> Mind Game Champion
> Opponents panic
> Matlock collecting winnings
> Makes the courtroom what they want,
> Magic tricks
> music
> movies
> Prosecutor tearing her hair
> Judge can not block
The list could go on and on, but the situation does not change. Matlock is just fucking alpha, and none of you little bitches can not help it.
>>59399061
How they won
Jury 1,Australia 2,Ukraine 3.Russia
Viewer 1.Russia 2.Ukraine 3.Australia
Thus making Ukraine win it..
>>59399158
For you.
>>59399161
you mean these?
>>59399175
>Ukraine Average: 2
>Australia Average: 2
Please explain further.
>>59399170
I never met him
>>59399152
>hey i'm this faggot i'm just going to make up words for dick
ahh yes very impressive
>>59399035
>We cut their cocks off and hang their scrotums
pretty gay
>>59399220
It's a pretty common word m80, I think you're just being retarded for (You)'s.
>>59399280
>>59399280
>>59399280
new thread
>>59399211
they got the most points what don't you understand?
see pic related
>>59399170
Thats a big post
>>59399262
let me try this memer
the following words now mean dick
twozzler
twonk
mosquito bait
diviner stick
lmao epic
>>59399301
>JUSTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O02dHlK29zU
post trailer music
>>59399792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GusLypfx7OQ