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Russia was by far the best song and the publics favorite
Retarded jury don't understand music
Why the fuck do we have a jury
politics
>Implying they weren't embassy workers spamming the votes
Kek. Thank you based Jury.
>>59382219
Ukraine were one of the worst songs
>>59382360
In fairness you had a good song but Russia were by far the best
What the fuck happened to Austria? She was the best
>>59382578
Almost All of the best songs were given no jury votes which was totally opposite to the public's votes
>>59382189
The Russian song was mostly show.
>>59382695
It was still a great song
>>59382189
Russia was not the best song, but it was at least better than that piece of shit Ukraine produced
Russia would've won if jury wasn't included
The only reason that Ukraine got so many points is because the song is about peace and the dumbass PC-elite want songs want to push forward songs of peace.
Oh and they don't want Russia to win because
>m-muh LGBT rights
It's a show by 'normies' made for 'normies'
>>59382578
Jury gave her no votes
>>59382756
We should start a fucking Twitter campaign to get rid of that fucking jury from the competition
German jury giving the gay kike 12 fucking points was the most embarassing moment of the evening.
>>59382786
also excuse me if my writing is bad right now, I am really drunk
>>59382786
The reason the jury exists is so Russia doesn't win every year
is this the official thread? could you plz link it
Best song was from Austria
Eurovision is just political memes disguised as musical contest
>>59382879
Kek
70 years later you guys still feel the guilt
>>59382943
What's the difference a thread is a thread you'll find the same kind of people in all of them
>>59382879
Germany is like watching someone who used to be your friend turn into a self-destructive drug addict after killing someone in a car crash.
Its starting to get too upsetting to banter you honestly
Why the fuck did they let Australia in last year
>>59383082
This one is pretty slow
>>59382879
I feel so sorry for random germans who see thru this blatant propoganda like you.
>>59382879
not cry, babe
>>59383173
How? Please explain how you think I'm flawed in intelligence
>>59382189
>Retarded jury don't understand music
Teletards doesn't uderstand it either.
How do you explain that Ukraine got 2nd place and Poland 3rd?
>>59383274
Poland were good and maybe the vote is partially fixed
List of songs that were better than BOTH Russia and Ukraine:
- Belgium (Out of all of them, this one felt the most like a true Eurovision song)
- The Netherlands (The awkward pause aside)
- Hungary
- Bulgaria
- France
- Australia
- Cyprus
- Spain
- Malta (Personal favourite)
- Austria
Also, United Kingdom (Yes, I'm bias, fuck you) and Germany didn't deserve to win, but both should have been mid table instead of the bottom. Judges got it about right on UK at least, but everybody needlessly fucked over Germany big time, and it's hard to imagine that it's just because of a weird bit of wardrobe in a show that's meant to be goofy.
>>5938327
All the diaspora voted for Poland. It's so blatant.
Admit it: Both the Ukrainian and the Russian song were shit.
The Ukrainian was howling about 'muh Crimea' and the Russian was some metrosexual climbing around in front of a projector singing a bland as fuck song. Boring.
Are you autists here that much into computers that this "showact" impresses you?
Spain was by far the best you all know it.
>>59383615
meant for >>59383274
Russia scores high every year regardless of how bad/good it's song is
>>59383691
It's just people in Russian embassies across Europe spamming.
Winner's press conference soon!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMWAfWcVwU0
>>59383552
Agreed 100%
Also from semi-final, Norway was way better. Why the fuck did Norway not make it to final?
>>59382786
>the song is about peace
Kek, their song was how bad is Russia because she don't apologize for muh Crimean Tatar deportation.
>>59382189
so the jury can enforce political correctness
Also, pickrelated
>Didn't come last because of the judges
I'm okay with this system, as always it wouldn't matter what song we had the rest of Europe has a hate hard on for us so we'd never win the public vote, even if we had the best song in the world.
So the goys don't accidentally make it so a politically incorrect nation like Russia wins.
Sweden had a very good song but he had no stage performance except his singing
>>59383750
authoritarian shitholes like arab countries/russia/china etc are determined to fuck up any high profile international event
>>59383274
I supported Poland. It is a pity that it happened
>>59383862
and this
>>59383872
Your performance is bad and you should feel bad. If you weren't such defeatist losers and sent a real act you'd win for sure.
>>59383862
>Crimea
How will Ukraine be able to host Eurovision though? It's expensive and they're pretty much broke. It's like Greece winning.
>>59383921
>very good song
literally
>if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabl if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry blalblabla if i were sorry
>>59383552
>a good looking white straight girl singing a random song not about any political issue
>getting points
c'mon it's 2016
>>59384011
Russia will host the next ESC.
>>59384111
Russia is broke too.
>>59384011
it will go for the second
but since Australia won't host it it will go for the third
but since Russia is le evil country it will be hosted in some random place, probably Germany or UK
>>59382189
Latvia got robbed tbqh
As did Belgium
Top 5 songs
>Russia
>Cyprus
>Poland
>Bulgaria
>Austria
>>59383950
As I said, we could send a "real" act and it wouldn't matter.
>>59384036
Words don't matter in a good song they can be anything
>>59384234
Not when they take over Ukraine.
>>59382189
>Why the fuck do we have a jury
so russia cannnot win
europe does not want bad russia to win
>>59384559
>A broke country annexing another broke country is going to make them rich
German """logic"""
>>59384434
Top 5 (random order)
Austria
Spain
Armenia
Bulgaria
Holland
>>59384641
They're broke because they're fighting a civil war
>>59384641
I don't know how but it's been proven to work.
Was the jury voting a new thing or was this the first time they separated the two votings?
>>59384778
t. germanboo who hates russia
>>59384784
it was the first time they separated the two votings but jury voting is a thing for the last few contests, they just said the combined results
PS. Swiss song deserved to be in the Final, it was one of my favorites
>>59383950
You're letting personal bias get the better of you if you think it was the third worst song of the night.
>>59385481
Who hates you? Its Russia who western Europe hate and won't let them win.
You just decide not to care enough about the competition to send a decent song.
The point of a jury is to btfo Russia who always tries to cheat. Shitholes like Belaruse always give Russia top votes.
>>59382786
No, fuck you
Russia would win every year thanks to the dumb fucking voting blocs in shit subhuman eastern european countries if there wasn't a jury.
>>59383862
Eastern Ukraine is full with Russians, so obviously
>>59385692
>Russia who always tries to cheat
what?
>>59382189
Agreed
But it really doesn't matter.
SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED OUR LAST PLACE!!
POCCИЯ
O
C
C
И
Я
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
>>59383750
What a retarded theory.
>>59383923
You think we don't do the same?
>>59385709
western european countries dont have voting blocks?
>>59385692
How does one cheat in this system?
>>59385873
Not to the same level. People in western yuropean countries are more likely to vote for songs because they like they than because they're friends.
Not to say bias isn't there, but it's not anywhere near the same level.
>>59385709
haha stay mad nigel you piece shit good for nothing pig
Our song sucks, its only perfomance, just like Lordi.
Ukrainian song sounds like clogged toilet.
Australians send a fucking holocaust victim.
France had the best song but who the fuck cares about music! Its politics. Obama called to jury and said to vote for pig-lard-jamala.
>>59385922
Except your pathetic attempt at social theory fails because of the facts. Look>>59383931
>>59383862
>>59385739
what
>>59385980
Georgia had the best song 2bh
Austria did well in televote
>>59386053
yeah austrian franceboo qt was one of the best
>>59386039
Their bass player was easily the coolest guy in the whole arena as well.
>>59386003
When do you leave Hong Kong, Mr. John?
>>59386643
kek
>>59386643
>Russians are THIS butthurt
I love it
I unironically thought it would have been a battle between the Netherlands, Sweden and Russia.
But a lot of east european juries didn't give us any points. ;__;
I think Ukraine was a good song though. At least, when she sang it during the match. When she had won she did a poor performance.
>>59387426
Although I enjoyed this the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuPYt5i5cE
>Russia with a typical popshit music and special effects.
>deserving of win
pick one
>>59382189
Cry moar putler bots. Your tears are so delicious.
>>59386408
When do you leave USA, mr. Sergay?
>>59387426
Netherlands was the best by far. I voted for it so many times. But the televotes screwed you over.
>>59387611
East Europeans don't like the genre.
The kremlinbot butthurt will sustain me for months.
That's what you get for sucking putin cock :^)
>>59387491
one of the best
>>59387426
very good too
>>59385663
> Who hates you?
Spain, because of Gibraltar.
And Germany might be a bit cross with us at the moment over the EU.
Everywhere else though, it's less to do with hatred, and more likely they see us as a bit annoying. Maybe it's "banter", maybe it's because people just aren't fond enough about us to jump to our side over places they are close to, maybe it's because they think we're poor winners, but we just seem to struggle in public votes like these. Maybe it really is our own fragile perception that people have something against us personally, and it can't be because we're out of touch with musical tastes (Our judges did give the only 12 to what was basically a lesser Kasabian that scored poorly elsewhere)
Sure, there's going to be some older Irish nationalists who still hold a grudge over bloodier times, but despite our history we don't have somebody who hates us as much as say Japan and the South Koreans hate each other.
My point still stands that it wasn't the third worst song of the night though.
>>59382902
>>59385709
We only once during the 10 years of public voting, the fuck are you talking about? And that was a second attempt too.
>>59387426
Netherlands would have done better without that weird pause.
I mean, I get why he did it. But it came across as a bit awkward.
>OMG YOU GUIZ THIS MUSIC POPULARITY CONTEST IS NOT ABOUT MUSIC BUT IS ABOUT POLITICS
even my wife is pretty butthurt now
whoop-dee-do, all the popularity contests are flawed
who knew?
>>59387767
Yeah. I agree. The original song didn't have that weird pause either. But we ended up 11th place or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwF9DI89q1w
>>59387546
Russian song: 11 million views on YT
Ukrainian song: 2 million
Public vote: Russia 1st place, Ukraine 2nd
Russia is the true winner and would have won if it wasn't for the retarded jury.
>>59387789
I feel like the best decision is to keep ONLY viewer voting, but make some rule like "if country votes for neighbour, it only gets 1/2 half of votes", this jury thing is way more biased than voting blocks
>>59387950
>this jury thing is way more biased than voting blocks
I agree. It's pretty obvious most juries ignored Russia for political reasons. You had top 3 song no doubt, and finished 10th before televotes kicked in.
What was Germany thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDHi37bboE
>>59388123
The German song was truly bad.
>>59387950
>"if country votes for neighbour, it only gets 1/2 half of votes"
But that's fucking dumb. What if your neighbour legitimately has the best song that year?
Plus some countries have far more neighbours than others. The UK only has Ireland, but Germany has nine. So the UK would only lose votes from Ireland, but Germany would get weaker scores from Denmark, Poland, Czech Republic, Austria, Switzerland, France, Luxembourg, Belgium AND the Netherlands.
>>59382189
Did you relally like that shitty faggot with an awful voice, Europe?
>>59388183
He gave a show people remembered.
Russia was a shitty ricky martin song
Ukraine was a nice trip-hop/downtempo song with ethnic sounds
Jamala won fair and square
>>59388183
Sometimes, you need a bit of extra performance to stand out.
Nobody is going to remember the generic love ballad, even if the song itself is well written and well performed.
But everyone is going to remember the guy climbing up the monitor.
I'm assuming Poland did well on Public votes compared to the equally bland Czech song because "Oh, the dude looked like a pirate"
>>59382189
>jury gives 7 points
>audience gives 222 points
not saying that slavs are the koreans and filipinos of Europe, spamming votes in order to win, but..
>>59382189
>>59382189
spainish kstew was the best tbqh
>>59388123
She wasn't even a qt either
>>59388325
This
i dont understand the love for the russian song,is so generic
I'm actually surprised at how badly we did
The song was terrible but I fully expected the gays to be voting en masse for two fuckable twink lads
Latvia had quite a typical Eurovision song that could do well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU
>>59388625
Really? you're shit literally every year, even Ireland doesn't vote for you anymore.
Also, despite majority of audience inside being gay - viewers are way more balanced and there's enough generic pretty boys to outweigh your twinks
>>59388325
Yeah Russia's song was garbage. I liked the effects though
>>59388325
I agree. Russia had a typical pop song. Nothing particularly special or impressive. >>59387512
>>59388625
You didn't stand a chance senpai. They just weren't good while some of the competition was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgGahKsBtts
>>59388625
freddie>amir>justs>sergey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>british twinks
>Send a carbon-copy of Måns and his performance
>still lose
fucking ruskies BTFO
>>59388431
>>59388427
Yeah, all this voting split really did was showcase to everybody just how Poland gets a ton of votes regardless of the quality of the actual song.
If you were to vote the songs blind with no knowledge of where they are from or visuals to distract you (Not that there were any butter churning maids this time for it to matter), Poland would have struggled to get out of the bottom 5 this year.
>>59388853
Poles are like Turks.
>yfw you realize that's why Ukraine won
Ukraine 12, Belgium 10, Russia 8
>>59388625
I wouldn't even say it was terrible. It just didn't really stand up to some of the stronger songs there. It was surprisingly packed this year.
Which makes it a bit worse that some of the better ones finished in the bottom half, while some of the trash rose towards the top.
>>59388700
>>59388751
>>59388781
Eh, they weren't nearly as bad as some of the horrific trainwrecks we've had over the last 15 years.
https://youtu.be/Eu5kgSeZHfw
https://youtu.be/OYgE7O0OLyw
https://youtu.be/Vov7WdPTRAY
>>59388946
>not sending in a woman in a burqa
AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fs4SPGyF0
>>59388625
Casual reminder:
> Best score since Blue 5 years ago (And that's not even including the 8 from the Public vote before somebody points out that there were more points to earn)
> First 12 points (Thanks Malta) since 7 years ago.
It was actually a fairly good performance for us Jury wise, it's just the Public vote who fucked up our final position.
Before the public vote Russia was placed 8th. And Ukraine 2th.
Kek, you could tell how desperate Russia was to win this with all their effects and hype. They got Jury'd.
>>59388946
The Jemini song wasn't as bad in the Studio. I mean, it was still bad and it wouldn't have won, but that one got fucked up live because the woman was just so out of tune on the night. The guy wasn't even that bad, but the nil point damage was already done.
The Teenage Life chorus is something of a Guilty Pleasure for me. We probably would have done better if we had just sent the girls and built the song around that, as Daz just looked like a Dad trying to do rap in front of his daughters to act "cool".
There's just no excusing Scooch. If ever there was a year that we clearly stopped giving a fuck, it was that one.
>>59389406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw4qbjlzdOo
>>59382189
>Russia was by far the best song
It wasn't
>Retarded jury don't understand music
Juries are there to balance shitty population and block votes. If Ukraine had won solely by popular vote you'd be crying about the lack of jury vote.
>>59382189
Russia was a shit song done by a shit interpret.
Tasteless blant pop shit that will be forgoten in some days.
>>59382189
Anyone have the webm of the kraut weeb crying.
>>59385663
Western Europe because we're forcing to leave the EU.
Why didn't Russia send this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3S3eK0B_LU
I am Greek
>>59389490
s-she cried?
Why is Australia in Eurovision but we aren't?
>>59389568
Because you're not European.
>>59389568
>America would unironically send good acts
>>59389598
neither are you cunt?
>>59389568
Because you haven't been paying EBU fees for 30 years
>>59389568
Time to get sum of dat marshall plan money bak.
>>59389553
Ya she apparently cancelled the press conference.
>>59389568
europe hates you
>>59389622
We identify as European, shitlord.
>>59389568
We don't need a second spain.
>>59389677
How bad can it be?
>You will never kick inside her belly.
>>59389779
it will be pretty bad. you will send in shit like lady gaga or nigger rappers that will always win because they are extremely popular here already.
>>59389817
We can make a deal or something to send amateurs. It's not like Britain sends it best.
They have plenty of singers that could assrape all of Eurovision.
>>59389817
They're all too big to go to Eurovision.
Eurovision is career destroying if you don't win. And even the winners fade into irrelevancy after a few months.
>>59389889
>implying it destroyed Cliff Richard's career
>who appeared twice
>>59389883
You know every European country tends to send in no-name artists.
Popular artists are usually too afraid to lose and embarrass themselves. They tend to crash double as hard with specifically fine tuned Eurovision-oriented songs.
>>59389948
That was in the 60s. I'm talking about the present day. When have you heard anything new from Lena, Mans, Loreen and all the other recent winners?
>>59389972
Well, thats good then.
We can send no-names. Just let us compete.
>>59390051
Lena is pretty established in Germany nowadays
>>59390057
How is your population going to deal with the fact when the US gets last place?
They will instantly lose all interest in the show.
>>59390057
Sending in popular artists won't help the Netherlands anyway. Because half the population listens to this stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccZ4maRlyIQ
>>59389972
Patricia Kaas wasn't no-name
>>59390146
It doesn't matter.
It's "Eurovision." You don't lose anything by putting American artists. Not much change from now.
>>59388325
>Jamala
>"""""ethnic""""" music
>hop
So basically nigger music.
I'm not surprised a Brazilian half-nigglet likes that shit.
>>59388700
>>59388751
>>59388781
>>59388946
Europeans can barely mask their deep hatred for the English.
This is why we will leave the EU.
They hate us so much they wish they could strangle our whole country.
The French secretly wish we'd been invaded by the Nazis.
The Germans hate our guts.
The Poles wish they could burn us alive.
The Russians think we're the devil.
All of them are scumbags.
They could have made nice this year and voted for us as a sign of respect but no.
They refuse to treat Britain like a country. They treat us like a province of their German empire.
Fucking Euros,
Come June the 23rd I hope we're rid of them all for good.
>>59390249
Like you can talk. Your 2014 entry was pretty much ethnic hip hop.
>>59390155
This is supposed to be a sharing experience.
Send your best. Don't try and fit into the pop thingy.
Germany at least tried.
>>59390288
Maybe the problem is you.
>>59390247
But it's commerical show.
It's not worth it to include a country that don'e gives a shit about it.
>>59390288
i hope this is copypasta
otherwise look at the sort your life out you autismo
>>59388853
>Brit this mad that he's got no attention in the middle of the leaderboard, just like his long-forgotten """"empire"""" was not given a shit about during most of history
>>59390309
No it isn't.
It's you.
You all steal our money. You govern our lives. You undemocratic pieces of shit hate this country and you wish we were your slaves.
Fucking Euros are such scum.
You steal our fish and rape our waters of anything we can catch.
>>59390348
It's not.
Vote leave or don't bother voting at all.
>>59390348
*look at the state of you,
>>59390323
So, Eurovision is huge is Australia? Israel?
I seriously doubt it.
You are going to get many more views, if you opened up to the US. I can assure you of that.
And the only thing that you lose is one little 5 minute spot on the competition.
>>59390394
I hope Britain leaves the EU. I wouldn't want a united Europe to be a bother to US hegemony in the future.
>>59390403
In Israel it's just as hugh in there as it's here.
In Australia I don't know. Ask an Australian.
>>59390394
You're a fucking embarrassment mate
>>59390295
Except it was like 2% black due to the fat guy trying to rap.
But this shit?
>African-sounding pseudonym?
check
>niggerish jazz-inspired vocal?
check
>nigger clothing?
check
>exaggerated nigger jazz moves?
check
This shit was taken straight out of 60's New Jersey and somebody just slapped "muh Crimea" onto it.
At least the Polish entry had tits and folk costumes.
>>59390327
Well, we have some that could qualify.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUsz1_cUe_4
Poland said there's nothing wrong with a man wearing nail varnish. What a progressive message from Poland, yet for Eurovision it is a bit too conservative and for that they deserved nothing.
>>59390474
Yeah ok.
Vote away your country's independence to a European empire.
Your ancestors would be ashamed.
>>59390403
>>59390457
Pretty huge in Australia
>>59390403
>>59390457
It's been broadcast in Australia for decades but it was always a niche thing for European immigrants and gay men. But ever since we started competing, all the normies have jumped on board.
>>59390534
See. Give the US a change.
Who knows? Maybe normies will jump on the ship once we get a change to crush Yuropeans.
>>59390507
>At least the Polish entry had tits
Exactly my point. Just as tacky and niggerish. Besides, you should have realised that sending slutty girls with tits won't get you very far in a gay dominated contest.
>>59390574
Show like American Idol and America's got talent are quite popular.
The viewers are there, just need to cater to them. Include the US and you will see.
>>59389883
I can't get over the win of this shit, I knew EU was gay friendly but this was just unbelievable
>>59390521
Bloody hell, end your life you cringeworthy drama queen
You aren't Horatio Nelson staring down the French forces at Trafalgar, you're a worthless autist posting on an anime imageboard at 3am
>>59390606
You were a very important part of it then.
Like making 30-40% of the people who watch on your own.
How can we manage the time differences then? I mean nobody cares to please Australia on this matter but we won't be able to ignore the US.
>>59390678
>You aren't Horatio Nelson staring down the French forces at Trafalgar, you're a worthless autist posting on an anime imageboard at 3am
top kek
but that makes me sad cause here is 5am :(
>>59390656
He was a pretty good singer though. And it sounded like a bond song.
The Netherlands came second that year with yet another American song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
>>59390678
Right now is the most pivotal moment in European history.
It's as important as Trafalgar.
It's as important as Dunkirk.
Everything needs to be shifted into gear against the Europeans.
If they win this referendum in a month we'll officially be a slave nation like Greece or Belgium.
>>59390699
Have the show on a weekend.
Problem fixed.
>>59390348
>otherwise look at the sort your life out you autismo
The British's mastery of their own language, everybody
>>59390741
Nah I'm certain you are taking the piss now
>>59390737
That song was great and was a welcome change to the pop songs and ballads that flood Eurovision. It really should have won.
>>59390737
If it didn't have a beard would it have won?
>>59390803
Yeah, they lost to the bearded lady who sang about her rising penis.
>>59390737
>WAHHHHHH
>CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>>59390788
>>59390737
Talking about the Dutch song btw, not Conchita.
>>59390823
We would never do such a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5doCf0Pm9g
>>59390819
Both "it" went to the freak, I meant if the freak didn't have a beard would austria have won
>>59390756
i already corrected myself, go deepthroat a cactus syrup boy
>>59390770
no, I'm really not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zp-p1-qamE
Don't be taken for a fool.
They think you're stupid.
>Eurovision
>Music festival
Eurovisión is a political baroneter the most loved countries by Europrogressives win and the most hatred no. Music is irrelevant.
>>59390866
Do people whine about cultural appropriation in the Netherlands? Or is this just an Anglo thing? I mean, you guys do Blackface every Christmas top kek.
>>59390916
Dutch people don't care.
Dutch people strongly believe in all stereotypes. I'm not even kidding.
>>59390866
>WAR BONNET
>WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
This is taking it too far!!!!!!!!
War bonnet is only for respected Native MALE tribesman.
Fucking Yuropoors. Culturally insensitive.
>>59387860
>tfw we were so good this year and he ruined it with an awkward break
>>59383872
>>59390288
Portugal still likes you, we are the best allies.
Too bad we weren't let in.
>>59390288
Holy fuck calm down its just a song competition mate
>>59390288
Words on that green shirt is so nicely printed it seems like a shoop
>>59390403
From what I heard, it was pretty big in Australia
>>59390678
Keld then realised I'm doing the same
i actually thought that ukraine had the best song
>>59391783
Wtf? Spain or France was definitely much better
Bulgaria should have won
>>59391783
I like it too.
At least it had something to do with Europe.
>>59382189
Russia song was bland Ukraine song was heartfelt but their video was much better.
>>59391783
Terrible vocals and boring overall 2bh pham
Our song wasn't too bad but she should have composed a more grandiose song instead of mainstream pop, she has a big voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6FdGky3_4E
This is objectively much better than Ukraine or Russia. But Eurovision is about who can rig the mosts votes, not which song actually deserves to win, I guess.
>>59396277
JUSTS
>>59389817
A guy from Memphis, Tennessee wiped the floor with the contestants. I feel like we could do pretty well.
>>59395976
This
Honestly ours was the only one that sounded like a real song. So I think that disqualifies it from winning
>>59389530
We should send him next year
Lazarev is faggot
>>59397142
That worked well for Bilan.
>>59390288
cringe
they shouldnt have sent yoko ono
>>59397240
>no one talks about Timbershit
>>59388808
>carbon-copy of Måns and his performance
Not really, our guy was climbing shit and spinning around like a wizard. Your guy was just fistbumping little fat stick men.
>1944
how the fuck are they not disqualified by the name alone
>>59397363
You should've sent him to Mt. Everest then.
Austria was top qt.
>0 televoting points for this qt with a powerful voice
>some turk wins eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
>>59397638
She should have won tbqh instead of our fag or your roach.
>>59384036
Our song was fucking terrible. No clue as to why we were so high up.
looking forward to next year's Eurovision song contest that will likely come down to the Nicaraguan, Mauritanian and Sri Lankan entries
>>59398066
This was Australia's only second time and objectively speaking, both of their songs were far better compared to a lot of european countries.
>>59397767
that's a chick? I thought it was another tranny
BREAKING NEWS!!!
RUSSIAN EUROVISION SONG 2017 OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED
AND WINNER IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-T9ccImRLw
>>59398237
>no dongcopter
It's not really my place to comment but Jesus Christ has Eurovision always been this shit? Half the performances the singers are flat and the songs are generic trite. Let's not forget all the emasculated Timberlake wannabes. Didn't even like our performance honestly.
>>59398369
yes