My great-grandfather's Irish Free State passport edition
>>59351726
A nation once again
JUST
>>59351726
Burn that.
>>59353683
Why?
>>59351726
Better than one that says European Union on it!
>tfw your great-grandfather was a brit :^)
>>59351726
That's when Ireland was still free?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
>tfw your great grandfather and his great grandfather were American
>people still insist you are Irish because you have red hair
I want to kill everybody
>>59366548
Gingers are a meme. There are very few here and the only ones that don't get bullied to death are the ones that'll beat you.
>>59367060
There are about 9 or 10% here.
>>59367060
>the only ones that don't get bullied to death are the ones that'll beat you
good, good
our day will come
>>59351726
Great grandfather?
How short is each generation in your family?
I'm 23 and my grandfather lived through the whole thing.
Dia duit
>tfw they dont serve guiness
>>59367210
>our day will come
>have to wait until night so you don't burn
>>59367242
>and my grandfather lived through the whole thing
But as a child.
Also his great grandfather was probably still alive at the time of the FS.
>>59368084
>>have to wait until night so you don't burn
So do I and I'm still not a ginger.
>>59367702
Ba mhaith liom a bheith pionta Guinness agam anois, ach tá ormsa staidéar a dhéanamh.
>>59368084
>implying the sun ever shines in potatoland
>>59369421
It's was 20°C today, no clouds. I got burned and I'm not even ginger.
>>59369162
Ba mhaith liom uisce beatha.
Any brand you can recommend? I only know pleb shit like Johnny Walker and Jameson. No idea what they got kek
>>59351726
>saorstát
wew lad pretty ebin
>>59369421
>implying OP's great-grandfather left ireland because there were too many potatoes
>>59370123
I'm a fan of Bushmills, Tullamore Dew, and Teachers. Although a coffee made from Jameson or Baileys is a real treat.
>"I'm Irish!"
>look at flag
>American flag
Every single time
>>59370477
he didnt say he was, just that his great granddad was. nothing wrong with that and if he has a cool old passport to show us, all the better.
>>59370590
>calls self "irishlad"
>flag is American
See? Every single time without fail.
>>59370845
it's like a Brazilian talking about his African heritage
it's not really surprising, is it?
>>59370845
>calls self human
>brazilian flag
oh wow am i dying
reminder to all yanks
good heritage: ah yes my grandfather was from ireland and came and owned a store in indianopolis, always told me about life in ireland, always nice to know about your roots
bad heritage: haha ub da ra im irish habby send pattys de :DDDDDDDDDD i only dring ginness begoz im irish, fug brids X--------DDDDDDDD
>>59371077
I don't post about it all the time. Obssesively so.
>>59371088
You're the one namefagging, you're on the wrong by default.
>>59371806
Don't give him attention.
>>59371442
idk how it's possible to be "Irish"
I think most of the people in my family have English Surnames.
>>59372529
Okay
>>59371806
>why yes i'm brazilian
>>59372658
by being born and raised in ireland
>>59370345
Drinking some Glenlivet while my m8 is having some irish coffee with jameson.
Surprisingly pleasant for a Whiskey.
>>59379037
Pic related
Someone was in my tent whilst I was away. I'm scared.
>>59379800
Did they steal from you?
>>59379165
Ukraine wins!
>>59379800
It was me. I'm still there.
>>59379800
Why are you living in a tent, tentanon?
>>59381049
What? If you're referring to Eurovision I dont give a shit unless ISIS makes truth of their threat?
>>59381049
They just took a bottle of vodka and all my led torches except a faulty one.
It's very odd. Maybe it was people who own or work on the land.
>>59382004
Probably a teenager. If it someone who owned the land they'd take away the whole tent.
>>59382428
My Dad thought the same but I was skeptical but maybe you are right.
I'm just frightened they'll come back.
>>59383064
You had your Dad around the tent?
>>59384388
No, he's about an hours drive away. I was just texting him about something else and mentioned it coz I was pretty startled.
Think you're right though, probably was kids.
>>59384601
Why don't you go live with him?
>>59384677
I'm moving back in with my mother tomorrow and trying to apply as a mature student but the application date has passed. I'm very very stressed atmo.
>>59385097
Did she apologise?
>this thread
>>59385181
No.
Polish ham is so much nicer than Irish.
>>59367060
>There are very few here
It's about 10% which is still one of the highest in the world, I think only Scotland has more than us.
>>59385483
Good, you're a waste of space and should be left to sink or swim.
>>59386275
Don't make fun of him. Until tomorrow, then it's okay.
>>59386275
That's mean.
>tfw you go home without fucking that ugly chick
Not that she's repulsive
>>59386668
Conas a bhí d'oíche?
>>59386579
>>59386613
Sad cunts
>>59386773
Yes I am but that has nothing to do with it.
>>59386230
Why do you say that?
>>59386579
Nah tbqh fuck him. It's painfully obvious if he didn't take benzo and actually gave a fuck about shit he wouldn't be in his position and if he intends to keep taking that shit and try get into uni he has another thing coming just what>>59386230
said. It's sink or swim, pull your own weight.
>>59386834
Because you're a waste of space and need to be thrown in at the deep end, amadán.
>>59386803
explain then sad cunt
>>59386275
Lol.
We Irish, are just bitter towards others regarding certain social stances.
>>59386901
>We Irish
Pakis out.
>>59386901
>We Irish, are just bitter.
Ftfy.
>>59386901
no you are just a sad cunt
>>59386857
Yes but explain why you think this? .
>>59386979
if your own mother kicks you out, you are bound to be a waste of space
>>59386953
So you're saying that we're not bitter people?
Even if a lost soul, e.g. benzolad, is suffering from his own wrongdoing, are we right to kick him and shun him? Or should we not be offering advice?
>>59387022
That's not true. My mother insists on keeping me in but I'm still a waste of space.
>>59387049
>offering advice to someone who wont take it
good luck with that lad. bitter to fools, yeah.
>>59386979
Because the only way to deal with parasites like you is to let nature take over. Either you die and the gene pool remains unchlorinated, or you grow a pair of balls and stop being a faggot.
>>59387049
>are we right to kick him and shun him?
Definitely.
>>59387063
whos fault is that then? no ones but your own. stop coming here looking for sympathy, the only people you will get it off are cunts that are as SAD as you.
>>59387102
Now what if it was your brother, sister, father, etc. in the same situation? Would you still have the same attitude?
Now, don't get me wrong. I agree with >>59387126
>Because the only way to deal with parasites like you is to let nature take over. Either you die and the gene pool remains unchlorinated, or you grow a pair of balls and stop being a faggot.
He does have to grow up and act like an adult. Is insulting and such the right going by it?
Everyone needs help at one stage in their life.
This thread is far too bully.
>>59387243
>Is insulting and such the right going by it?
Well his mother obviously didn't ridicule him enough, if she let him be a fucking thick for so long. If she had been stern with him from the beginning, he wouldn't have ended up like a pity me faggot.
>tfw im the one who started calling benzolad benzolad
hehe
>>59387022
I was actually getting my act together just the day before she kicked me out, also you don't know anything about my mother.
>>59387126
Are you illiterate: >>59385097
I expect apologies from both of you.
>>59367242
>tfw met some people my age with grandparents who are around my parent's age
>>59387348
The applications opened back in like February/March. If you cared, you'd have applied then. Instead you decided to be a faggot who puts shit off and whines when the rules aren't changed to accommodate you. Stop being a limp wristed cunt.
>>59387167
Wrong Anon you got there m8.
>>59387366
I meant to use this reaction image but it works
>>59351726
Wew
Backstory?
>>59387366
fucking some people
i was born when my ma was 20. my (maternal) grandmother is like 65 or something and my mam isnt even the eldest.
gonna try have kids at 25 if i can.
>>59387433
Where did I whine? You are very aggressive for some reason.
>>59387497
nothin to it his grandpappy was born during the saorstát
>>59387506
i dunno why everyones so bitter. youre a dumb cunt but i still feel bad for you.
>>59387502
>>59387540
>>59387551
well memed m'lad
>>59387540
I have an IQ in excess of 160. It's ironic being called dumb by you.
>>59387506
>posting every thread "lads my tent"
>You are very aggressive
Because I don't like parasite personalities like you.
>>59387606
doesnt mean shit if you make retarded choices.
>>59387618
living in a tent isnt parasitic
>>59387618
I don't post in every thread.
>>59387657
I self medicated using the benzodiazepines.
>>59387657
Don't justify it. Living in a tent in the [current year], when you've a home that you can live in if you start acting you age - is parasitic.
I'm the craic merchant of London
No one can handle my craic, I have to dish it out in very small doses. Cunts
>>59387694
>self medicated
Okay, wrong way to go about things.
>using the benzodiazepines
And you wonder why you got kicked out/ feel shit about yourself/ no job?
>>59387708
>parasitic
I don't think this word means what you think it means.
>>59387759
Fucking lol.
>>59387694
>self medicated
lmao nice meme
>>59387708
literally harms no one to live in a tent. google the definition of "parasitic" then come back.
>>59387729
*hands you a fiver*
how much craic will this get me
>>59387744
18, my mas 38
>>59387606
>muh highQ
good to meet a fellow smart but lazy gentlesir like yourself
Should I go to bed lads
>>59387816
It is. I recall him saying that he's drawing the dole also. He's robbing from shops. And, he's squatting on someone's land, in a fucking tent.
>it's almost 2am
>there is a man sitting in a tent
>on his phone
>on a Japanese animation discussion website
The absurdity of this world is hilarious.
>>59387906
Did they not steal your blow up mattress too?
>>59387765
>>self medicated
>Okay, wrong way to go about things
They helped for their intended use.
>>using the benzodiazepines
>And you wonder why you got kicked out/ feel shit about yourself/ no job?
I got kicked out because my mother is mentally unstable. Also I felt great before I was kicked out. Was just in the process of getting my act together.
I have no job because of disability.
>>59387980
What?
HELLO
benzolad here's my advice
go somewhere with a hostel, go on the dole, get a shitty job, stop doing benzos, try making something of yourself.
>>59387952
such is life.
>>59387981
>disability.
>>59387952
I laughed.
>>59387981
>disability
well this changes things
what disability have you
>>59387981
>Was just in the process of getting my act together.
Of course you were, I bet you've been saying that for the last year or two now.
>>59388003
GREETINGS ISI
>>59388074
Hello, please give your information.
Otherwise we will send Sadiq Khan to Ireland.
>>59388074
The poor cunt is sleeping in a fucking tent, you don't know him, so why are you assuming he's a waste of space and putting him down?
really need a job for the summer but no clue how I'm meant to find one
>>59388054
Autism.
>>59388074
Actually no I'd just recovered from a quite debilitating illness.
>>59388126
>implying anyone would vote for sadiq khan
>>59388144
we're bitter cunts
>>59388148
look in the paper, walk around town looking for help wanted signs, look online.
There's literally nothing wrong with the concept of Ameican-born Irish people and there's nothing wrong with benzos.
>>59388144
>sleeping in a fucking tent
for precisely this reason
>>59388144
Because he's sleeping in a fucking tent in the first place hahaha
>>59388126
He'll probably get bottled outside coppers.
>>59388175
Is it autism?
>>59388148
Indeed.ie
Print out cvs and hand them into shops like pennys, tesco etc. make sure to ask for the manager
>>59388201
No the illness was hypothyroidism. I had it for about 18 months.
>>59388210
been trying the indeed for ages and gotten fuck all
I hate my CV 2bh
>>59388201
>>59388197
Well where else has he got to go to?
>>59388175
>this autism meme
You are obviously coherent enough to post here and set yourself up a tent. Stop leeching disability benefit off the government, waster.
>>59388148
Hand cvs in to managers in shops or you must know some people who can help
>>59388267
Fix it up then, add a border or something around the edges to make it stand out
>>59388175
>Autism
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>59388194
both wrong
>>59388197
literally retard logic
>>59388272
this basically youre obviously not a drooling retard.
>>59388240
>hypothyroidism
F A T
W A S T E
O F
S P A C E
>>59388270
Couldn't give less of a fuck about where he is going, it's the fact he got there that deserves ridicule.
>>59388272
>coherent
I think you meant competent and no I am not.
Wew, my thread is still alive
>>59388299
I've been putting off applying irl cos the thought of it makes me uncomfortable
but no I don't have anyone that can help
>>59388126
That's fine, he seems like a top lad
>>59388367
>the thought of it makes me uncomfortable
Limp wristed faggot.
>>59388342
Very aggro. Is something else bothering you Anon? Maybe should tell the gf to lock herself in the bathroom.
>>59388407
mean
>>59388367
Because you are a waste of fucking space lad. Do us all a favour by fucking off
>>59388367
You won't get a summer job if you won't do it in person, they won't grill you with questions. Just hand it to the manager and have a bit of small talk
>>59388429
She doesn't hide behind made up conditions to justify her inability to control her diet and drug addiction.
>>59388455
Yep.
>>59388462
Think you got the wrong Anon there.
/eire/ is full of cunts tonight wew
/brit/ refugees incoming
Can we remove English as an official language job and require all government and civil service work be mediated through Irish? It's the least cucked thing to do at this point.
>>59388484
Well it was just a suggestion for her safety since you seem to be on the warpath.
>>59388367
>makes me uncomfortable
I used to like you, and sympathise with you. But, the more you write, the more I find it hard to do so.
>>59388536
>speaking that meme language
Fucking janny what is he like lads
>>59388536
And make all those applying for citizenship be at least competent in Irish
>>59388546
Only with dole scroungers like you.
>>59388469
yee do this
and try everywhere
>>59388553
what the fuck are you talking about
BRITS OUT
>>59388637
Leave our Northern Brothers alone you Paki bastard.
>>59388553
Think you got the wrong Anon there.
>>59388572
What do you work as?
>>59388678
How do you know they're northies you twat
>>59388637
t. West Brit
Just had sex with my Ukrainian gf desu.
>>59388658
These are fucking hilarious.
>>59388735
*looks at flag*
>All this drama and tripfagging
>>59388727
Because Englishmen don't care enough to post here, and the Scottishman who hates us wouldn't be contributing in a civilized fashion.
>>59388723
I work as a legal assistant in a solicitor's office while studying.
>>59388562
All languages are memes when you think about it
>>59388791
isn't this what the oldfags wanted back
>>59388791
The sad thing is that it's really just 3 people using 15 different names
Got a double big mac at mcdonalds today lads
>>59388796
>wouldn't be contributing in a civilized fashion.
Ironic and hypocritical.
>I work as a legal assistant in a solicitor's office while studying.
So you're basically a secretary.
kek
KEK
K E K
K_E_K
>>59388823
>>59388811
Lets get it bakc on track then lads
Anyone looking forward to the GAA tomorrow?
did you know yanks say envelope awn-velope instead of envelope
i didnt
>>59388896
t. unemployed nigger living in a tent with no prospects for the future
KEK
>>59388961
>i didnt
>>59388958
Who's playing?
'Bhfuil aon daoine anseo ina fhéidir Gaeilge a labhairt?
Táim ag tosú a cheapadh is mise an t-aon duine atá Gaeilge acu.
>>59388991
an bhfuil ciad agam dul go dti an leithreas
>>59388980
Get us a cup of tea dear and fax my bollix through your arse dear.
Can someone start a game of Haxball?
>>59388980
its not like they ever say envelope on telly
sounds weird as hell
do they say that in england too?
>>59388983
I dunno some culchies
>>59389009
Níl cead agat. Anois, suigh síos.
>>59389017
>>59388983
Oh right the replay. What time's it on?
Who here unemployed neet. I am.
>>59389078
How long have you been neet?
>>59389078
unemployed but not a neet
>>59389017
No sorry, I don't have 50 cent for a hostel, you junkie knacker.
>>59388991
>'Bhfuil aon daoine anseo ina fhéidir Gaeilge a labhairt?
>Gaeilgeoirí say the Government should promote Irish because it's constitutionally protected
>think the law doesn't apply to English
kek
>>59389078
Years. Trying to do a payroll and accounting course and having great trouble getting a back to work allowance lol.
>>59388991
>Tá Gaeilge aige
lmao féicigí ar an nerd sin
>>59389078
not neet but no job and might as well be. feels shit.
>>59389154
Níl aon focal aige.
>GOA ní féidir leis a theanga féin a labhairt
>>59389107
>think the law doesn't apply to English
It does apply to English to a lesser degree though, right? Seems there are more circumstances where you're legally allowed to forgo the use of English but not Irish.
>>59389078
7 years a NEET.
>>59389207
How the fuck?
>>59389107
They don't even pay you?
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
>>59389204
Well Irish is supposed to have precedence in law, but in reality, English has precedence. I don't think a single instance of the English translation has been changed to accommodate for the Irish version being slightly different, but I might be wrong.
>>59389220
The pressing.
Ireland is a depressing shithole
>>59389284
I would've killed myself 1 year in, what is your situation?
>>59387366
I get you
I know people who aunts and uncles are the same age as my mum's aunts and uncles who are all pensioners and my mum isn't even 50
>>59389193
Is é an grá mo theanga dhúchais féin
>an mothú sin nach feidir leat é a labhairt freisin
Would anyone eat her shit?
>>59389298
Indeed.
>>59370062
People in this part of the world seem to only think they need sunscreen when they go on holiday somewhere not here
Despite spending a few years in Texas with work, my dad never puts sunscreen on here and then moans about being sunburnt
>>59387854
Fuck all mate
*punches you in the jaw*
See ya later sucker
*pegs it*
>>59389417
Had to tell a stranger to put his hood up today because his neck was getting burnt.
I'm nice, me. :3
>>59389488
Is this lavender?
>>59389262
Yeah Irish is treated like shite by Irish law, It's in our constitution that we can deal with the state in Irish, but there's no laws in place that actually reinforces that
For example, there was some Irish native in Galway who was done on a drunk driving case, so he wanted an all Irish jury. However, since many people randomly selected for jury weren't fluent Irish, this was impossible, because selecting people for their language ability is illegal, even though, if some random pole is selected and can barely speak english, he's dismissed. He ended up having to have an english jury.
What do they speak in the Irish Parliment? I've heard it's a mix of English and Irish but that could be wrong
>>59389539
Maybe...
>>59389565
There's also cases of people wanting to have their case done through Irish, the Judge refusing to do it but then having to accede to the demands. You just wouldn't hear about it because it's not juicy.
And yeah, the stuff with the jury is a bit iffy, it's supposed to be your peers, but are they really your peers if you're a Gaeilgoir and they're not?
>>59389646
Mostly English unless dealing with stuff relating to Irish/Gaeltachts or during SnaG
>>59389646
mostly english but politicians often speak irish (for dickwaving purposes mostly)
also its the dáil not the parliament
>>59389565
load of bollox
Irish people, do you have a lot of slav permanent residents? Do you like them? I want to move to Ireland.
>>59389672
Lav is benzolad, no?
>>59389724
we have poles. i dont mind poles (fairly sound in general) but i dont like immigrants.
>>59389724
There's tons of Poles.
>>59389724
It depends how low can you squat.
>>59389724
Yeah, don't mind them. Currently going out with a Pole.
>>59389724
Not sure how I feel about slavs, get the feeling some of them are sleeper agents
>>59389703
It's the Oireachtas when talking about Parliament. The Dáil is the House of Commoners/Congress, Seanad is the House of Lords/the Senate.
>>59389724
>do you have a lot of slav permanent residents?
The 2nd/3rd largest ethnicity is Polish. Not that many Russians/Ukrainians though.
>Do you like them?
They're alright lads, some are a bit of a cunt but they mostly hang out among themselves but will still give you a hand if you need it
>I want to move to Ireland
You'll probably need a skilled degree, or just say you're a faggot and that the Russian Government is coming for you so you can claim asylum.
>>59389733
don't think so
>>59389769
ive seen you post this loads of times lol
wouldnt mind a polish gf honestly. used to be a cute lithuanian/latvian (cant tell the difference lol) girl who had a crush on me but i was quite young and nothing happened.
>>59389801
the seanad doesnt really matter though.
>>59389856
Make sure you don't piss them off often, or you'll be on 4chan while repenting your sins.
>>59389565
>It's in our constitution that we can deal with the state in Irish, but there's no laws in place that actually reinforces that
Doesn't the Official Languages Act 2003 deal with this?
>>59389856
If a girl ever shows interest in you again marry her there and then.
>>59389896
That's the problem with going out with an Eastern euro, piss them off, make her think your cheating on you, and pablo her brother, father, and all her cousins will be puncturing your tyres and visiting you with crowbars
wish i had the balls to kill myself
https://www.escort-ireland.com/
Who is the best whore in Ireland lads.
Need a ride.
>>59389981
>Who is the best whore in Ireland lads
your ma
>>59389896
>Make sure you don't piss them off often
who the poles
>>59389921
had a few girls interested in me, not really cared that much
that balt girl was quite qt, i regret not asking her out
i was like 12ish though and right about to go to secondary school (she went to the one across town)
>>59389962
dont do it
>>59389956
yeah true
>>59389981
cnoc mentioned
>>59389962
Me too, but I can't find them. Always losing stuff so I am.
>>59389956
And the giving out in Polish can be enough to reduce you to tears. It's like an F1 car go from 0 to 6 in 0.5 seconds.
>>59389565
Plenty of people from the Gaeltacht are guilty of taking shitty services in Irish on the chin, not even trying to use Irish/using English out of habit, not teaching their children Irish when if they leave the Gaeltacht etc. They are responsible for its decline more than anybody else tbqhwyfami.
Virtually nobody cares about Irish, not even its native speakers.
>>59390009
>not really cared that much
*never
>>59390016
you dropped your pocket
>>59389962
Same desu. How do people even slit their wrists? It's so painful just to prod a knife against it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1exckcxyS52
Thinking of taking up a sean nós career. R8.
>>59390038
The ones who exploit it for tourism do.
>>59390038
its because of irish's de facto low prestige
>>59390047
down the road not across the street
>>59390080
gaeltacht tourism like?
>>59390006
TFW you are not attracted to ur mother.
>>59390038
Went to a John B Keane play recently and when I was walking out I overheard an Old couple in front of me talking some sort of gibberish, didn't know what the fuck they were talking about, then realised they were talking Irish, In Ireland, I was blown away
>>59390038
>Virtually nobody cares about Irish
Not really true, there's huge pressure from people to establish for Gaeilscoileanna, it's just a bit shit the way it's laid out.
>>59390106
neither am i but i stille fucked her lmoa
>>59390115
i hear theyre gonna make this town in dublin a gaeltacht
>>59390115
Oh yeah, some middle class L2 speakers care about to some degree often as a bit of a fashion accessory. Their children will still speak English in their social lives out of pure habit, just as most Gaelscoil children do when they're not in class.
>>59390151
>i hear theyre gonna make this town in dublin a gaeltacht
Give me something to read plz
>>59390077
Pretty good, rate mine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DuQnXEJj47
>>59390185
>>59390185
http://www.thejournal.ie/clondalkin-could-be-dublins-first-official-gaeltacht-350427-Feb2012/
>>59390175
>just as most Gaelscoil children do when they're not in class.
can confirm, the gaelscoil kids in my estate always spoke english
>>59390047
Desperation. Also self harm can be soothing/cathartic
>>59390205
Pretty good
>>59390282
this
if you ever go to /brit/ you can see poleaboo do his daily cut
he isnt even trying to kill himself or self harm anymore he just likes it.
>>59390350
>if you ever go to /brit/
>>59390206
I meant a source regarding his Gaeltacht claim but sure, why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5N5F50e5H
>>59390232
>2012
Haven't heard anything about this yet and it's 4 years since.
