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One hour left edition.
What will they say when the terrorist attack happens
>>59351747
boom
>>59351747
"Eurovision is NOT a political event"
>>59351698
Haven't followed this song contest. Have they tried to display refugees in a good light yet?
Eurovision is it for faggots
>>59351747
Sweden's last terrorist attack was in the aftermath of WW1 when a fuggin gommie blew up a car. 0 deaths.
>>59351829
Every man in Russia is literally gay for Putin.
>>59351825
Most of the set up has been about refugees. The theme is refugees. I believe numerous songs even make reference to them.
I love it. The further we can plunge, the better. Ideally I would like to have refugees on the stage at random intervals, with coverage and voting based in refugee centres. I want to actually see a refugee win Eurovision.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210420
VOTE
O
T
E
>>59351871
What about the xmas suicide bomber in stockholm?
>>59351911
Oh, we're not even in. Haven't been following this at all, how shit was our song?
>>59351907
>numerous songs even make reference to them
Which ones?
>>59351929
+1 point for trying I guess, though he didn't even dent the pavement. If we qualify failed attempts then Stockholm suffers one attack per hour.
>>59351698
Does it start at 21:00? When can I watch it online on swedish or english, I knew there were svt1 channel online streams, but I forgot where to fing them.
>>59351971
pooinloo/10
>slovenia won't be in the finals
>>59351971
Instant death. Complete fucking humiliation. Five Finns killed themselves, though that might've just been a coincidence.
>>59351987
svtplay, dumhuvud
Can't wait for my yearly dose of cultural marxism
>>59351971
Finnish song wasn't that bad, the artists just couldn't sing or dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQIPxgQkM8
>>59352067
*Hourly
>>59352025
They were probably just waiting for an excuse
>>59352035
Thank you, dude.
We doing this here on /int/ or on /tv/?
FUCK at pic related
>>59352108
Of course it's a flabby brown lesbian
>>59352136
I'll follow their example if we win again, our traffic lights were playing Heroes all week. A fucking tourist asked me for directions. What is this shit, New York?
Fi fan, den kille som sjunger för Sverige är 1/4 neger!!! HA HA HA, SWEDEN YES
>>59352191
What do these numbers mean? Is that like "Russia has a 1.90-to-1 chance of winning"
What does "1/5 Odds Place 1,2,3,4" mean?
>>59352364
americans...
>>59352364
>be american
>don't know how odds work
>>59352364
Bet one euro on Azerbaijan and you get 151 back
What would happen if Australia won?
>>59352191
Rather here, the flags are essential
>>59352364
It means if you put $1 on Russia you win $1.90 back, so your profit is 90 cents, you can work out the rest from that, ignore the placing shit that's for horse racing.
>>59352495
WW III
I bet Sweden will win
If love was a crime, then we would be criminals
>tfw I have army tommorow
Why lads, why do I need to sleep.
>>59352589
Absolutely not. Unless we get pity votes for putting on the best Eurovision ever.
>>59352668
כאילו אתה לא תחזור למיטה של אימאלה מחר ב14:00 על השעון ג'ובניק מת
When will the EBA stop being islamophobic and accept the Islamic State as a contestant ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>59352677
Don't you think that Pidorussia is favourite?
>>59352743
Because their song sounded suspiciously like a goat being fucked in the ass. And their only instrument is a stack of C4.
how many hours is the finale?
I read it starts 21 and ends 4am
>>59352739
בקרוב ג'ובניק*
>>59352822
it usually ends around 24:00
>>59352743
Great
I want Belgium's act to win but can I have her as my wife if she doesn't?
BELGIUM
E
L
G
I
U
M
QT
T
>>59352632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6JmEwpBbns
>>59351747
desu I'm secretely hoping for this shit to happen, it's been like a month and a half since the last big incident in Europe. And I overslept the morning the terrorist attack happened in Brussels so it was shit
>>59352199
DESIGNATED
>>59352951
>wanting ( assumedly ) innocent people to die
Why though?
Is this the official thread?
Who /drinkinggame/here?
>>59352191
>Malta
>Armenia
What the fuck? These songs are literal shit
>tfw they keep calling our candidate a "manga girl"
Any Yes yet?
Russia confirmed for sex scandal
germany is winning this year we got another qt3.14
Yes helo
wheres the cultural marxisim :DD
>>59353022
He's a fucking asshole? I'm ready to run in with a medpack and a baseball bat if shit goes down.
>>59353062
>that ass
Why is Russia a land of such contradictions?
>>59353022
Our civilization is doomed anyway, why not profit? At least the people who die will be remembered as those who made it possible for Europe to get their shit back.
>>59352364
Decimal odds are the easiest and most logical odds in the world
They are the number you multiple your bet by to get your winnings
So
1.9 odds for example means, you put in 50, it's 50*1.9=winnings
>>59353053
3DPD
I already hate her
>>59353110
It's right there you... You... Double t*rkroach
>>59353098
she's fucking obnoxious and nothing other than a cheap Lena clone
Should I watch it in english or finnish?
Does that russian hottie singer do gayporn too? I hope so.
>Måns "Gay sex and I'll down you in tippex" Zelmerlöw
>>59353022
Because it helps fuel the fire. If a few people get killed, broadcasted live, in almost the whole world, in front of millions of people, Europeans will rise up sooner.
And Eurovision is a revered tradition in the gay community. If that gets attacked, many will snap out of suicidal leftism.
>>59353175
explain that pic you sissy cuck
>>59353022
Things must become worse before they can start getting better
>>59351999
>we didn't send Slakonja
It's the outcome we deserve
>new voting system
boring as fuck desu
Who /BBC1/ here?
>>59351747
#NotAllMuslims #ThisIsWhatRefugeesRunFrom etc.
>>59352191
>UK
>Not a gorillion
Wew
>>59353172
But she's a quirky and randumb MANGA girl in the japanese style
I'd cum on her legs though
>>59351747
pls explode up the degenerates. Maybe when the cultural marxists are targeted directly they might be slightly put of with the thouggt of islam
>>59353133
>squat
>receive ass
There is no contradiction
>>59353286
It triggers me that she sings in English and not in full Nipponese.
#gohomuwhitupiggu
>>59353247
Back when we almost had a feminist party get into government it turned out 10% of their supporters were shills from Turkey trying to make us look bad. They didn't make it btw
>>59353032
Armenia's girl is a literal goddess
Yo France and Belgium, 12 points please
>Måns "Put your dick in an ass, get the gas" Zelmerlöw
To watch the Austrian or German feed?
Just watched our song for the first time
Kill me now please.
>>59353273
I am muslim and I haven't commited any crime. But I'm swedish in my heart. Suck it, you bigot!
>>59353269
GRAHAM
R
A
H
A
M
SWEDEN NO
Have you already arrannged your trip to Sydney in May 2017?
Oh boy I can't wait for Russia to win this shit
Just imagine all this leftist garbage circus here
>>59353344
German, fuck ORF commercials and ZIB
I've slept 3 hours but I'm ready for this.
Expect unparalleled banter.
>>59353413
Russia won before, nothing happened
>>59353355
d1a
>oitoniskt vara rasist
>>59353355
Good for you. Doesn't change that most active terrorists are muslim extremists.
>>59353355
It doesn't count if you converted to please your boyfriend
>>59353321
Does she even speak any Japanese?
Or just "kawaii" and "arigatou"
>>59353269
Haha, time for Graham.
Just got to hope I can finish Quantum Break before it starts.
Anyone have a stream for this shit?
>>59353329
She looks like a clown with all that makeup on.
>>59353429
It happened before whole Ukraine/Crimean happenings and anti-gay shit
>>59352921
yes. best song
>>59353429
Things were pretty mild in 2009
>>59353413
Sosi khuy pidorashka
Last year was great. Sweden can only make it better.
>>59353440
probably just pretends that she is fully into Japan and shit because so gawaii
So how 100% is Russia gonna win?
Who J/a/mie-Lee here?
>>59353515
Russia won't win
>>59353467
German stream:
>https://www.eurovision.de/eventlivestream2524.html
International stream:
>http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583
>>59353515
They will lose because muh polidicks
>>59353522
She's a disgusting normie
>>59353324
>trying to make us look bad
what? anyway, i don't care i'm here for ebin memes :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PjoFdKaY24
>>59353541
This, desu
>>59353490
Last year sucked ass. What the fuck kind of show did Austria put on, something about walking around Vienna assaulting dogs?
>>59353515
/balt/'s best brother /ausnz/ will win
>>59353515
Ukraine wins
>>59352848
i come here as an escape from the god awful culture i have to endure every day, so don't go using that fucking disgusting language in front of my face, you hear me piss drinker???
http://www.strawpoll.me/10211216
http://www.strawpoll.me/10211216
http://www.strawpoll.me/10211216
Guys, does anyone have a link to the deaf people stream? That was the best stream last year and I wanna watch it again.
>>59353354
hush it's over already
Anyone else hopeful for Ukraine win here?
Honestly I'm voting for Bulgaria simply because this haircut makes me diamonds
Was last year the one where the hosts kept saying hashtag?
>>59353541
Every betting site predicts the overwhelming win. Though I can imagine some voting shenanigans just not to bring it here
>why yes, I am of the opinion that eurovision is rigged
>>59351747
'How diverse'
>>59353626
THIS
>>59353602
edgy
>>59353626
fag
>>59353541
>>59353566
>>59353586
>>59353595
are you guys on crack? You realize that their betting quotes are something like 2 or something? Next is France with a 17 quote
MANGA
STYLE
>>59353618
You fuckers left us the ONLY Nordic in the finals. 1709 all over again, we're going to get eaten up alive here.
>>59353053
Haven't listened to the songs before this (I only watch the finals, why spoil the songs). Pic?
>>59353651
betting sites are pointless in years like this
>>59353626
When singers hold their mics like that I always imagine it's a dick
>tfw no qt Spanish gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkTfMEdJdCk
>>59353626
gaybo detected
>hate fags
>win eurovision
>fags are now your biggest fanbase
>have to pander to them
top kek
>>59353657
Fucking balkan states.
God I hate Serbs and Albanians
GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
>>59351698
Seriously OP, are you so desperate for attention that you made this thread when you knew there was already one, one you were posting in?
> Russia wins
Europe is mad
> Ukraine wins
Russia is mad
> Kikes win
Everybody is mad
> Australia wins
Eurovision Song Contest London 2017
Choose your destiny
>>59353718
Song is shit
But it's the first ever in english lel
>>59353490
This picture is too good
>>59353522
She looks like a mongol.
Slovenias song is unironically, literally phenomenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOffk1G6OX8
Douze points
>>59353731
Does anyone have that nickname pasta from last year?
>>59353657
It isn't rigged, it's just mostly based on political relations. The most universally tolerated nation will get the most votes, since countries that hate each other won't vote for each other out of spite.
>>59353745
inb4 0 points again
>>59353745
Who /a/ here?
>>59353731
>hate fags
>in Sweden
Bullshit
If you're homophobic in Sweden you'll be ostracized, lose the job, family and be literally Hitler
Hmm.. not sure if I approve of a chink singing for Australia
inb4 we get 2nd place again
>>59353828
I hope so
>>59353522
Needs more high res.
Cyprus here.
Good luck have fun
>>59353803
croatia and serbia vote for eachother every year
>>59353745
So who dumped who?
>>59353834
J/a/mie Lee here
Friendly reminder that aside from /int/ only homos and girls watch eurovision and all of those will vote for our Chad
>>59353857
looks retarded
it should already be sticky just in case
>>59353857
I want to jizz in her left eye
>>59353841
You're obsessed with them, surprised the abos aren't kicking off
>>59353858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfBh9bKt-Dc
Was it really necessary to rip off Somebody Told Me by The Killers?
How did this fucking happen lads. Australia and Israel are in the fucking final but we're not.
Fuck off.
>>59353767
>She looks like a mongol.
I think that's what she was going for. Fucking normie weebs.
My top 5:
1. Latvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6FdGky3_4E
2. Bulgaria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeZhebdch2M
3. Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA16qQA4ik0
4. Armenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3KTV0jdCpQ
5. Spain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOwGuZICGn8
>"Wir schaffen das"
>muslim music starts
GERMANIA JA
I have a friend who knows Måns somewhat and he says he's pretty based
>>59353889
>homos
>aside from /int/
>>59353889
I want to suck his dick
>>59353483
catchy song but the outfit is retarded
>>59353896
Well, at least they ripped off a good song.
Quick rollcall before the show starts
/v/ reporting in
Love how you can't completely mute the stream so you have to listen to the trumpets :)
>>59353936
He was a former NEET too
>>59353912
>Poli Genova
GOOD TASTE
>>59353912
Bulgaria is my jam, them and Georgia.
>inb4 Georgia's performance gives a million people seizures and Eurovision gets sued
>>59353828
the song is worse than last year
>>59353889
I've been watching Eurovison for a good 7 years now and I am neither gay, or a girl, but I am autistic.
Are there any non-sjw songs tonight lads?
>>59353943
fair point
>>59353908
dunno about Norway, but Belarus should have been in
>>59353968
/twg/ regular here
>>59353709
>tfw my country is being occupied by filthy pidorussians and will not participate in Eurovision...
May Allah kill all russians...
>>59353913
Walla, just embrace multiculturism man, our history shall not be repeated.
>>59353889
He is so hot
>>59353936
>Måns
That's sexist
>>59353968
/tv/ here
How come we don't get any funny joke acts anymore?
>>59353968
/int/brit reporting in
>>59353858
I'm going to Cyprus in July, my dick is ready for Rum pussy.
Girl from Azerbaijan is also pretty qt
Can't really decide whether or not she is white, but I've still fapped to her 2 times today
Will there be a rolling sticky?
>>59353757
>Russia wins
>sets ESC 2017 in Crimea
Mark my words famalams
>>59353757
>tfw eurovision with parents
>15 minutes in and I have already revealed my powerlevel
>>59353974
more like Polio Govnova
>>59353912
>Latvia
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Bulgaria is also one of my favorites, as is Australia.
I miss Belgium in your list though.
Sticky when?
>>59354000
Song was nothing amazing but the point is that these countries aren't even European.
post link already
Post your top3.
Mine is
>1. Australia
>2. Bulgaria
>3. Netherlands
<but i haven't watched the pre-qualified entries in full yet.
>>59353467
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>59353968
/int/ here
>>59353943
Feminine dicks don't count as gay, fag
>>59354017
That's an å
>German retards trying to force their disgusting Lena clone
She's bad, boring and obnoxious and definitely won't be in the upper half at the end of the night
I'm voting for /balt/ fuck everyone else
>>59353968
/a/ here
Sricky this.
>>59353889
>>59353731
hard time
WHERE ARE ALL THE WEBM FROM THIS YEAR?
>>59354034
no fun allowed jury will kill all those acts in the semis
>>59354056
Dank
>>59353968
Another /v/irgin here
Yurovision and E3 are best yearly events to watch and react to in 4chan
Sticky when
I went trough the songs (for at least 40 seconds) on youtube a day or two ago, and here is what I remember:
Bulgaria, Belarus and France I think were pretty much the only decent songs I heard in this entire shit fest.
Austria and Belgium have the qtest grill.
That's pretty much it.
>mfw Måns literally posed naked for a gay magazine
>>59353968
/pol/
Gas the Cucks Wurst Wars now
>>59354008
So she's pandering to the ironic weeaboo/ironic anime fan community?
Holy fuck it took me several minutes to clear the captcha. Fuck those "Select all rivers, submit when there are none left"-captchas. THEY NEVER FUCKING WORK RIGHT
>>59353968
/sp/ here
XDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOOOqMT46g
ALL BOARDS REPORTING IN
/a/ here
STICKY
WHO /int/ HERE
>>59354042
I need her, bros
>tfw she probably sucked Douwe's cock
omg do we still have to wait an hour and 10 minutes until it kicks off?
By the way, there was a huge fire in Stockholm this morning. Failed terrorist attempt?
OFFICIAL THREAD
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
GET IN HERE LADS
>>59353968
/pol/ reporting.
>>59354112
Here you go.
>>59354087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZ4pnNtyxQ
I want it to be very clear, the Belgian entry literally stole this song's intro and then presented it as their own.
You are scum who didn't deserve to make it to the final.
Your opinion is discarded
>>59354184
nah it starts in 10 min senpai
>>59354137
Sexy desu, they know their audience well
Is there any good stream for Americans that isn't the official Eurovision site that wants you to download their HD bloatware in order to see not pixel mess?
>>59354137
A V V I K E L S E
>>59354155
>ironic
no, she means it
She dresses like this at school too
She's only 17 or something
>be Russia
>be the antipode of European values
>win Eurovision in Sweden
Now live on german television: tranny talking about love acceptance and diversity
t-thans for educating me
>>59354112
something something furries
>>59354190
that's why sticky should be made 30 minutes before the show
>>59354190
fuck off
>>59354087
Germany doesnt care, theyll host next year if AUS wins
>>59354201
oh cool, thanks :) x
>>59354221
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>59354010
>chechen weeb
Lmao look at this soft cunt
You'd get shivved instantly if you were in Chechnya
German stream where?
>>59354133
This is a good post.
I'd say Latvia, the Netherlands and Australia are very good on stage as well, as are Malta and Armenia. But there are so many generic and boring songs this year.
>>59354267
Israel is gonna vote for the jew we sent this year
>>59354297
http://tvthek.orf.at/live/Eurovision-Song-Contest-2016-Finale/12719585
>>59354292
BBC iPlayer TV programmes are available to play in the UK only. Find out why.
If you are in the UK and see this message please read this advice.
>>59354292
>BBC iPlayer TV programmes are available to play in the UK only.
So I assume no?
>>59351871
whats with brejvik
>>59354155
> ironic weeaboo/ironic anime
Not entirely, she's more of a Koreaboo.
>>59354317
I thought he was moslem
>>59354198
You can find a similar song for literally every entry if you search long enough, even more if it's just a generic song trying to emulate a specific sound from a specific era.
Also
>2016
>still roleplaying as countries
Do you really think I give a shit about your opinion
>turn on german stream
see this
>>59354353
IP Shield, proxy, VPN
>>59354010
I see what you did there.
>Das Wort zum Sonntag
GERMANY YES
>>59354317
Best ally.
>>59354345
no I meant German, German. Can't stand the Staatssumpfloch
>>59354173
I would ironically have sex with her desu
>>59354386
>similar
The intro is ripped wholecloth
>>59354454
>her
cheeky fiver on isis showing up
>>59353857
Looks like a poor man's Meghan Trainor.
>>59354296
It's not "Chechnya" it's Chechen Republik of Ichkeria or Noxçiyŋ Respublik Ichkeri you fucking disgusting pidorashka pigdog
>>59353968
/tg/ here, For Chaos!
germany == weeaboo
>>59354071
Italy
Austria
Bulgaria (not sure about that but can't remember anything better)
>>59354371
Nah just check his wiki, his mother is from israel
>>59354519
Chechnya
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
MOVE TO THE OFFICIAL THREAD
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
MOVE TO THE OFFICIAL THREAD
I would
>>59353968
/k/ reporting in
>>59354469
not the same notes actually, it's more similar to Another One Bites The Dust imho. Still doesn't change the fact that I don't give a shit about it, I'm not even Belgian
>iPlayer not working
For fuck's sake
>>59354587
>>59354587
>>59354587
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>59354587
>>59354587
>>59354587
YOU AUTISTIC SWEDISH PRAT
>>59354587
This is official
Foreigners don't have Fika? Really?
>>59354087
i'm happy if we aren't last place again
>>59354587
>le autistic swedish official thread man
>>59354642
WTF? No fika no life
>>59354642
We have so many FIKAs in New York
hello where are the burgers
>>59354612
It's alright now
>>59354250
You won't win, mate.
Why is the fucking youtube stream not available in Germany? fucking bullshit.
Vote for us or we're leaving the EU
>>59354612
Watching the lottery on it right now
>>59354659
last year's song wasn't even that bad. But Jamie Lee is really shitty imho.
>>59354612
i had to tell them my region on incognito
It's about to begin, stream where ?
>>59354777
checked
>Israel will win
screencap this
U.S. viewers watch here:
http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016/live-stream/live.html
What are you drinking guys? And eating I guess.
Amaretto with general crisps/pretzels here
>>59354738
>he doesn't own a TV
GO STICKY
throw me a BBC acestream pls
>>59354763
>Vote for us to leave the EU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>59354819
Frozen pizza and a sixpack.
>>59354819
tap water
There, autosage
Everyone get back into a single thread
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354819
pepsi and chips m8
>>59354777
i agree,i liked last years song
>>59354149
>>59354149
>>59354149
We're in here
>>59354819
I'm eating an eggplant parmigiano sandwich, drinking water
>tfw not 21
fuck this gay cunt
>>59354819
Rekorderlig and crisps
IT'S HAPPENING
When we inevitably win do we get EU membership?
>>59354931
Yes
>>59354819
cup of coffee waiting for Witcher 3 to finish download and I don't have to watch this garbage
>>59354820
There is no reason to own a tv in 2016 unless you like watching RTL working class trash.
>>59354198
Are you serious?
The intro of the Belgian sounds more like Another One Bites the Dust from Queen. In addition, What's the Pressure was finalized BEFORE the song of that abomination you posted.
>>59354849
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
Here we go everyone buckle up! #Eurovision
>>59354819
Frastanzer and my girlfriend decided that we should invite people round for a party. I'm sat taking a shit.
On the plus side she is fantastic at cooking (she has made absolutely everything today on her own) and when she has a few drinks in her she'll get on the piano, which is always a treat.
fucking hell, now we got conversation going in two threads
>>59354819
beer and potato chips pleb master race
>>59354931
Indeed.
>Sweden
Is there a more cucked nation than this?
It's literally JUST: The Country
>Swedish entry
>Saleel Al Sawarim starts playing
Inshallah, brothers.
Why is there a naked man dancing?
what
what the fuck is this
>>59355375
Russia.
>>59354819
Roasted broccoli with cheese, sauce, mushrooms and some other things, huehue.
>>59354819
Octopus from Iceland©.
>>59354056
Shut up! You piece of bad taste.
>watching cuckvision
>in 2016
>Belgium starts
>not a muslim
weak desu
no multiculturalism at all
Another one bites the dust btw
where's sticky??
>>59356017
Yeah, we represent best ally, as it should be.
The commentator @ bbc sounds like someone who browses 4chan
>>59355232
KHAN'D
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