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>Letting Australia compete in the EUROvision
How much of a cuck can this continent be?
>>59346961
It's hilarious how some fucktards think this has something to do with the EU
This twat was even complaining about Brussels
http://kultura.zpravy.idnes.cz/eurosong-komentar-0n0-/
>>59347120
http://kultura.zpravy.idnes.cz/eurosong-komentar-0n0-/televize.aspx?c=A150526_170130_tv-program_ts
How the fuck is letting Australia participate in a fucking sing contest cuck?
Why are you guys so obsessed with cuckold? I thought this was made by an american
Can't wait for the gargantuan butthurt when we win :^)
Well, since they are White, that means they are of European Descent.
>>59347120
>>59347156
t. antifa slovak
They have the best entry.
the only people that care about eurovision are women and homosexuals
I have a strong feeling ugly chink will win this
>>59347401
>not wanting to fuck this
Shit taste desu
>>59347223
>White people
>White
>>59347223
Why does that matter?
Might as well allow Canada and the U.S. perform then
>>59347401
No way dude.Nobody can support a trip to straya.that would break the european economy.
>>59347625
SBS made the country's debut at the 2015 Contest with the song "Tonight Again" a song written and performed by Guy Sebastian. Although Australia is outside the European Broadcasting Area, the European Broadcasting Union and Austrian host broadcaster ORF decided to permit an Australian entry to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Contest. The special circumstances surrounding Australia's entry and "to not reduce the chances" of the semi-final participants led the organisers to allow Australia to compete directly in the grand final without pre-qualification.[14] Although Australia's participation in 2015 was announced as a one-off event, it was confirmed on 17 November 2015 that Australia would participate in the 2016 contest. Unlike in 2015, Australia will not receive automatic qualification.[15] On 7 October 2015, it was announced that Australia would make its debut at the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2015 after SBS was invited to perform in the contest.[16] While Australia's participation has been confirmed for 2016, it has not yet to be decided whether Australia will become a permanent participant.[17]
>>59347401
better her than the nonwhite >we have
>>59346961
They're a PAL region so it's OK.
>>59347537
fixed
>>59347889
lol chinks are not white in any way
ur arab looks quite white cuz he don't have a wide face and his profil is about flat
>>59347889
At least he is competing for a European country.
>>59348252
fuck off weeb
The problem is more about language cuckery.
>"European" contest
>everyone sings in fucking English, except Austria
>>59348381
>liking small eyes
lel pleb
>>59348350
>australia isn't european
When is this meme gonna die already. FYI geography doesn't define who you are on the inside.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>59348429
yeah thats why i dont find eurovision interesting everyone except a few countries just sings some 99 cent american pop songs kek
>>59348456
>FYI geography doesn't define who you are on the inside.
T. Resident of Wagga Wagga
>>59347401
the ukrainian turk will win. political shit.
i will say that i liked the retards that finland sent last year though, they were the right men for the job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
Why did Ukraine have to make it political?
>>59348252
ayy lmao
Predictions poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10210174
https://www.strawpoll.me/10210174
>>59347401
Germany's sending a girl in a kimono
They have no chance
>>59348429
agree. that's pity.
i'd like to see at least several countries singing in their languages
>>59348523
t. Estaban Fernandez
>>59347537
My ex girlfriend used to go to church with her as a teenager.
She used to sing in the choir... I still remember her freaking out like "wf someone I know is on Australian idol"
Oh those zany Russians
>>59348718
Pure Spaniard, not a single drop of Aztec blood :DDDD
>>59348791
I'm not kidding btw.
>>59347176
I hope china is next
>>59348635
France. We have the Israeli vote secured, the only one that really matters.
>>59348884
glad you posted that cause i really was thinking that you were kidding haha
>>59348650
What were we thinking
>>59348896
The Aussies are only competing so that someone finally votes for the UK, we didn't colonise half the fucking world to get zero respect at gay singing contests centuries on
>>59348966
We gave them 10, they gave us nothing
Fuck the abochinks
>>59348919
>anyone
>voting for UGay
thats cuz UGay lol
>>59348830
>>59348830
Russia has a mediocre song, so they won't win anyway
but now they are going to blame this for sure
>>59348896
It's actually diffused in China, and they tried to join.
>>59348830
>porn
Hmm...
Looks pretty pudgy for a gymnast though.
>>59348635
Either belgium, because they have lots of black and arabs, or Ukraine because they made a pro-muslim, anti-Russia song.
>>59346961
It's not like there are very many actual Europeans participating anyway.
>>59346961
>caring about Eurovision
How much of a faggot can you be?
>>59349217
>le angray failed to qualify man
Good meme, serves you right for sending Busty TayTay wannabe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulI3F1T82is
>>59346961
>This is Dutch entry in Eurovision this year
>Dutch masculinity in 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAToWm2XQtA
>>59348896
>>59349071
Actually I just looked it up and quite a few countries tried to join, like Lebanon, or Kazakhstan, and other could participate, but choose not to, like Algeria and Tunisia.
A Mondovision would be fun, honestly.
Eventually, Australia will let TISM represent us. Eurovision needs more of the word "Cunt" yelled by a man in a balaclava.
>>59349408
All the middle east ones keep boycotting because Israel is in it.
>In 1978, during the performance of the Israeli entry, the Jordanian broadcaster JRTV suspended the broadcast, and instead showed pictures of flowers. When it became apparent during the later stages of the voting sequence that Israel was going to win the contest, JRTV abruptly ended the transmission.[1] Afterwards, the Jordanian news media refused to acknowledge the fact that Israel had won, and announced that the winner was Belgium (which had actually come in second).[2] By coincidence, Israel did not broadcast the victory either, as the IBA did not buy enough broadcasting time. The victory was broadcast the next day.
>Because of Israel's participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, many Arab states that are eligible to participate decided not to do so. Tunisia, Morocco, and Lebanon are cases in point. Tunisia was about to participate in 1977, but decided not to do so in the end; Lebanon was just about to participate in 2005 when it withdrew (incurring a fine by the EBU) because Lebanese law does not allow recognition of Israel, and consequently Lebanese television would not transmit any Israeli material – which would have been a violation of EBU's (European Broadcasting Union) rules;[3]
China could be cool.
Eurovision threads go way too fast, it's a shame I would like to shitpost
>>59349624
/int/ gets all the displaced /sp/ shitposters because their mods are tyrants.
So, when does the memes for this year's /int/ begin ? Does it start at 8 or later ?
>>59349330
>any eurovision contestant ever being straight
kek
>>59349669
20:00 GMT
Is France finally going to win Eurovision?
1) Our singer's got an Arab name
>translation: we looooove "migrants" and cheap labor, pls come to France lol, no amalgams with terrorists
2) But he's a Jew actually
>translation: oy vey
3) He sings in English
>translation: ooooh France finally ceases to resist with her ludicrous French language, French asses are wide open to receive the magnificent global Anglo dick)
4) Also Hollande is desperate, he runs after international "achievements" to be reelected next year
>translation: it's a fucking stupid idea, so it's certainly true
So France has to win.
>>59349330
You realize every other guy is a straight up fag right?
>yfw we're getting 12 points from Armenia because they fell for the Douwe-Iveta romance meme
You should see their press conference and interviews, they definitely banged
Hey senpaitachi I haven't watched the semi finals. Did we even make it to tonight?
>>59349723
what time is that is American time? Can't understand irrelevant time zones
>>59349878
>watching the Eurovision semi finals
That's even gayer than watching the final
>>59349057
It's the only song that is still in my head. The others are rather bland pêh (pour être honnête)
Who will win Eurovision 2016? Cast your vote below.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210420
>>59348830
Lazarev will return like lazarus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJVdc7EoiX8
SUKI
NAHOOY
>>59349804
The three favorites given by ITele are "France, Russia and Ukraine"
Don't know if they can be believed, since that completely ignores all voting blocs
>>59349929
We don't need to watch the semi finals as we are already guaranteed a place unlike the poorer shitstains on this continent.
>>59349804
Cuckoldry is only one of the categories that contestants are judged on
>>59350010
A lot of the blocs are fucked this time, like the Swedes are the only nordics in it
Never forget based Dmitry Shepelev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMKGCDILfcE
>>59348898
Yes goy you can count on us
>>59349137
Fuck Ukraine anti Russian is ok but pro Muslim? That's it I'm pro Putin now
>>59349934
>It's the only song that is still in my head
That's because you are indoctrinated by Russia
>>59350102
That's a good thing. It means those countries will bundle their votes for Sweden.
>>59350010
France is now #4 according to the bookmakers (Russia being #1)
http://eurovisionworld.com/?odds=eurovision
>>59349524
>you're country can make shit skins stop watching a show
Nice
>>59348966
my favourite part of last year's contest was when Australia gave that abomination the UK sent 0 votes.
>>59350224
Yeah but instead of Norway going 12, 10, 8 for Sweden, Denmark, Finland the 10 and 8 will have to go elsewhere.
It's shit. Everything is in English.
it would be better in every way if each country used its own language.
>Our contestant is an israeli jew
Welp.
>>59350224
Might also be a curse
Let say Denmark gives Sweden 12 and would have given Norway 10 but since Norway did not qualify Denmark gives their 10 to Russia instead
>>59350324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
>>59350252
>Australia
Oh jesus, if Australia wins they will actually physically host Eurovision in fucking Oceania
Also I doubt Russia will win, unless their voting bloc is still around
>>59350324
Austria is singing in French, we are singing in French and English because Europeans can't speak French, and I guess some irrelevant Balkan countries are singing in their moonrunes
so is the eurovision thread gonna be here or /sp/ or /tv/ or /mu/ or what?
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>>59350358
>mfw all the Scandinavian 10 pointers go to us
>>59350321
They're not going to vote for Russia right...
At least not Finland.
Also who actually votes for Russia? Belarus?
>"politics are definitely not involved in this show "
>>59350389
No if Australia wins it is hosted in Germany, UK or France
>>59350463
Ethnic Russians in the Baltics and elsewhere
>>59350321
We rarely do that though, we gave Australia 10, and Latia 8 last year. Winner naturally got 12 (Sweden).
>>59350397
There will be a sticky here most likely, /sp/ mods delete threads and /mu/ and /tv/ are garbage tier boards.
/pol/ will likely have some shitposting too.
>>59350389
>if Australia wins they will actually physically host Eurovision in fucking Oceania
If they win then it will mean the eastern Europe countries will withdraw or compete remotely because they can't afford plane tickets.
>>59350389
>Oh jesus, if Australia wins they will actually physically host Eurovision in fucking Oceania
Nah, I think I read somewhere that if Australia wins, they'd have to pair up with a European nation and it'd be hosted there
>>59350531
good, you really need a flag board for these kinds of events, or else the bantz suffers
>>59350554
Aye, you pick one of the big 5 and it's held there.
>>59350440
That wont happen they are Swedish peoples 9th favourite
post meme entries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBrt5T28uE
>>59350509
Gib eurovision desu
>>59350531
why the fuck would /sp/ have a eurovision thread?
>>59350554
It would still be fucking funny
I don't give two shits about Eurovision, I just get my jollies off at Euros being pissed at our inclusion.
>>59350635
Flags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgszpNj7dY
Best german song of all time.
>>59350635
this newfag
>>59346961
Surely you realize Australia is NOT the first non-European country to take part in the Eurovisions?
>Several countries geographically outside the boundaries of Europe have competed: Israel, Cyprus and Armenia, in Western Asia, since 1973, 1981 and 2006 respectively; Morocco, in North Africa, in the 1980 competition alone; and Australia making a debut in the 2015 contest.
– https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest
>>59350683
>not Lena
Anyone remember this gem from last year?
>>59350635
Eurovision is a contest being contested on an international basis
On every level except not being a sport, it belongs on /sp/ by right
>>59350606
I have this on my phone
>there will never be a performance as based as this at the eurovision again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2d2sLzvqCc
>>59350743
>>59346961
>spreading European cultural influence across the globe is somehow cuckolding
I bet you think that letting muzzies build mosques in your country is the manliest thing you can do.
>tfw no one irl to watch with
>>59350743
>...?
Explain.
>>59350827
>European cultural influence
>>59350814
kek
>>59350837
Two separate posters posted a screenshot of the madman with the drums >>59350814 at the exact same time.
>>59350891
What else that shitty contest is?
>>59350837
Best song imo tbf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524Yy7JWBd4
>tfw your country is unironically obsessed with Eurovision
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>59350835
It's like 4am here I think I'll be watching alone as well
>>59350743
>>59350814
As an Austrian, watching the Song contest last year with 4chan was pretty hilarious.
>>59350949
>>59350893
>>59350837
>>59350814
>>59350743
I wonder if he will turn up again this year.
>>59351075
Eurovision is fun, stop being contrarian.
>>59350921
>literally everyone sings in English
100% American pop cuckoldery.
>>59351144
It's legitimately awful. The best part about growing up is never having to watch it again. I'm scarred form being forced to watch throughout my childhood.
No more Eurovision, no more boiled potatoes with every meal. I am free.
>>59349408
Syria should participate
>remember eurovision 2015 as if it was yesterday
Russia
>>59348830
>Russians
>>59351144
Its only fun if you ironically enjoy it.
>>59351254
Same, I haven't don't sweet fuck all this year except sit in my room.
>>59351246
the songs aren't good but thats what makes it fun. Not to mention all the bajsbrev that comes along with it.
>>59351152
T H I S
Everyone should be forced to sing in their own language, otherwise what's the point.
>>59351267
He is sex
>tfw no dom slav bf to wreck by boipussi
>>59351289
obviously
>>59351144
>tycker om eurovision
>svarar en svensk postare på engelska
Hur kuck får man vara?
>>59351075
REEEEEE
>>59351267
ITS GETTING EXCITING
>>59351289
>ironically
Please. All the normies say that.
>I do all the normie things, b-b-but it's ironic I swear, look at how smart I am!!!
>>59351418
man vill ju inte vara oartig till alla anons i tråden som inte snackar svenska.
svenska snackar jag i sverigetråden.
>>59351267
oh fucc
>>59351491
>artighet
>4chan
>>59351479
I think of it as a comedy show rather than a talent competition.
>>59351075
Nobody cared who we were until we put on the BAAB
>>59351546
du är så häftig och kantig anon
Threadly reminder to vote for Douwe Bob
>a bro
>handsome as fuck (no homo)
>actually fucks girls too
>has cool tattoos
>not some hippie vegan metrosexual
>talented
>white with 100% pure Frisian heritage
>hottest girl of ESC wants his D (pic related)
>already banged the second hottest girl from Armenia
>called out the guy from Israel for being a flaming faggot and causing major butthurt
>>59351604
dutch people are fags so no
>>59351571
Are those little movies Sweden made for Eurovision this year being played in Swedish in your country? I was wondering because the English version is very unfunny and it may be a translation problem.
>>59351604
>bi
I would desu
>>59351604
>100% pure Frisian heritage
kek
>Muh heritage Amsterdammers
>>59351641
He's unironically the least faggy guy competing
>>59351604
terrible
>>59351668
>The next segment is called man vs machine
>Though some nights you just don't get that kind of choice
Swedish humor is 2sophisticated4u
Please somebody vote for us we don't want to be last place again
and i actually liked last years song,this year ours is just horrible
>>59349330
whats more manly then fucking a man?
>>59351604
>Frisian
No douze points for him then
du u laik it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwEIbBC_KFI
>>59351771
I'm pretty sure almost all Flemish (As in, people from West and East Flanders) have Frisian ancestry way back.
Wallonian pls.
>>59351728
yea but he looks high as fuck.
is the crowd still booing the ruskies? I heard the installed some type of anti booing technology to curb it.
>>59351841
I like it better than this years entry from Russia, honestly.
>>59351878
That's the way of the Dutch tbqh.
>>59351897
>is the crowd still booing the ruskies?
Not as much, they copied last year's winner so are likely to win.
>I heard the installed some type of anti booing technology to curb it.
They turn down the mics when people boo, not sure if it's automatic
>>59352003
>>59351897
They wouldn't want to risk pissing off Putin, he could wipe us all out afterall.
>>59351604
>tfw no qt dutch bf
why even live
>>59351737
hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou4o5op978I
>tfw you will never touch her fire
>>59352063
Why would Putin want a Russian to win the European title of King of the Gaylords? Not to mention having to host this shit in his country?
>>59352204
Why do we always send trash?
>>59352212
The homo meme is dead now, people don't care anymore.
>>59352289
Don't want to host it. Only reason we try at all is because of the backlash after Jemini got 0
>>59352289
We're the only country that ironically watches it and makes fun of every single country.
Countries like Sweden and Germany take this shit seriously
>>59352212
putin is secretly gay
>>59352359
>We're the only country that ironically watches it and makes fun of every single country.
Like literally having a party tonight for that specific reason
>>59352359
>taking the esc seriously
>>59352359
>W-We weren't trying to win you guys, we're here ironically
And I felt bad when you got 0 points.
>>59352359
The weird shitty ones were the best. I feel like as of late everyone is taking it incredibly seriously
>>59350743
DRUMMING INTENSIFIES
https://youtu.be/QHIb_vD4UVw?t=19m46s
12 points from Armenia confirmed
EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER - ONCE WE HAVE A STICKY NO NEW THREADS BEFORE 3000 POSTS
DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD YOUR COMPUTER IS OR HOW SHIT YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS
LETS NOT INCONVENIENCE EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU ARE POOR
THANK YOU
>>59352580
haha disregard that, I suck cocks
>>59352580
Mod can make a rolling sticky
anyone got a BBC stream? I don't like the Aussie commentators.
>>59352580
aussies will get btfo
>>59352580
Don't worry mate, I'm only in this country for about a month, but german social services already provided me with a brand new laptop.
Thanks cucks.
>>59352580
I just hope the mods actually do their ''''''''''job'''''''''' so we don't spend the first hour running from thread to thread like thursday.
>>59352580
Mods might rolling sticky it
>>59347186
Never going to happen. Euros mainly vote for their neighbors in the Eurovision. If they don't vote for their neighbors they vote for the Irish.
>>59351748
THIS
H
I
S
>>59352801
>he still believes in the bloc voting meme
Juries killed that 7 years ago senpai
>>59352659
>>59352791
I fucking hope so, the Swede and the Leaf were insufferable on Thursday
>>59346961
>How much of a cuck can this continent be?
I don't know, you and my country are cuckpeting
Germany's entry is literally a cute anime girl
what's not to love?
>>59348429
but then france or italy would win every year
>>59352954
she doesn't know the difference between anime and cartoon
and the designer of her clothes compared her aura to Mickey Mouse and Alice
>>59352890
You mean the guy making new threads every 10 minutes to keep shit rolling along before the mods stopped jerking off to Judy Hopps and made a sticky? Yeah what an ass.
I hope we don't win, the shitposting will be unbearable
>>59353047
The thread doesn't die at 300 posts, they last all the way to page 10.
Spamming new threads constantly is just you wanking yourself off to being the OP
>>59352954
because she probably only likes normie shit like Attack on Titan and Death note
>>59347537
She looks like she has FAS
>>59348252
Ayyy lmao
>>59353092
>implying death note is bad
Weak bait anon, don't you have job applications to write?
>>59353242
>Death note
>not entirely awful edgelord shit
>>59350814
ARE YOU RUSHING OR DRAGGING
>>59353242
Jamie-Lee pls go
you have to perform in a few hours
>>59353092
She has a K-On pillow in her room
>>59353300
*throws a chair at him*
Can we make Anglovision
>>59353570
Britain would still get 0 points, Australia would still win and America would still chimp out and declare war on both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACePi441ds#t=24s
>this won
Why don't we just send these guys again?
>>59353570
USA would literally enter their national anthem.
>>59353743
does Germany have a national anthem or would that be considered too nationalistic for you?
>>59353649
Do you think this would win today or something?
