I'm excited for Eurovision
Are you excited for Eurovision?
Post in here and have fun
>>59331009
>Cuckvision
Yeah know thanks
>>59331009
Will the bearded lady, albino who identifies as a tomato or the interracial handicapped lesbians take home the prize?
I am excited about healposting and animeposting.
>Australians being in Eurovision makes the Eurocucks mad
What is Eurovision?
>>59331171
my favourite part about last year was australia not only scoring higher than UK, but also giving zero points to UK
>>59331196
its a live music and singing competition where Europeans/Israel/Australia/??? compete.
I wonder what they're going to do to try and top this.
Can't wait!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qSt8Qp9ck
All I know about normievision is European posters booed Russia's performance for not supporting fecal marriage and they love the Austrian hermaphrodite with the beard.
>>59331009
Belgian qt is best tbqh
did san m'rino make it?
>>59332206
No. They blew it by revealing he was a turkro*ch
AAAAHHHH THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE IN SÖDERMALM
IF IT SPREADS THEN EUROVISION IS CANCELLED
>>59332257
*tips slowly to pay respect*
well shit, that was the only meme I remember from the semis. Oh well I guess I'll root for Chinastralia then
>>59331576
Why are they swarthy?
>>59332257
I loved his song what happened?
>>59332721
he was the image of leonard cohen too which I thought was hilarious
>>59332831
what do you mean? Also I was being genuine I actually liked his song the most this tournament. I didn't know he was a turk though but not that it really matters
Did someone say MEMES?
>>59331009
When is the final?
Why are Ukrainians allowed their song about the Tartar genocide but Armenia had to change the lyrics to their song last year so it was no longer about the Armenian genocide?
>>59332927
9 hours
>>59333043
Because tatars are muslim while armenians were genocided by muslims
austria and italy best girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U
>>59331009
Still mad about Thursday. Fuck Israel. The Performance was the worst, but they still got into the Final. Slovenia should have gotten their place.
>>59331171
>>59333261
B E L G I U M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
desu at first I didn't like Latvian entry, but now I do
>>59331009
from all the eurovision songs I've heard in history I only liked 2 and most are so bad I can't even force myself to watch them so I'm gonna say no
What do you think about Slovenia? Should we be in the final?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulI3F1T82is
>>59333881
Well apparently we lost the jury vote but got the public vote. But together we didn't get enough points to go through
>>59333778
she is a qt but this pop-country shit is real turd
sorry
>>59333976
Yeah sadly.
>>59333778
cute, but boring song you've heard a thousand times over
>>59334148
Still better than yours. Fuck of.
Armenia is best
Germany is anime
Russia is overrated
Ukraine can go fuck themselves with their propaganda
I NEED TO GO OUT AND BUY BOOZE FOR THIS
>>59333778
Yes. Slovenia, Macedonia, Norway and Belarus should have qualified
IT'S OUR YEAR
MAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPQ3qEqNtGM
>>59335355
GERMANY
>>59335397
ANIME
>>59335435
AGAIN
Austria (because sing in English is too boring now) or Poland (because bracia and a really good one).
inb4 belgium wins
>>59331009
I liked Bulgaria desu.
Also, why does the UK always have the shittiest performances? Why don't they revoke their "automatic pass to the final" privilege?
>>59335355
Also, why is Germany embarrassing itself by having a WEEABOO contestant? I mean, she's really cute, but come on....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
10 times better.
Shit, this was the last year i actually watched anything other than the abridged version at the end while waiting for votes.
>>59335999
>Why don't they revoke their "automatic pass to the final" privilege
Automatic final just means we pay the most to the competition.
Austria pls :3
>>59331573
Agreed the machines should win
Anyone have a link to a stream later?
SBS would be nice, but any will do.
I moved houses and didn't get free channels set up in time ;_;
>>59335999
Because we pay for this shit, fuck knows why we do when we never bother to send a half decent act though.
>>59332551
They are from Scania - progenitors of the Nordic peoples
LA TVI JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6FdGky3_4E
does someone care to explain to me how come some countries have to compete in the semi finals while a few are automatically qualified?
>>59337028
The biggest benefactors of the Eurovision (UK, Germany, France, Spain, Italy) and the host country get automatic placement.
Anyone have that German song with the 3 girls at the farm?
>>59331171
since when?
>>59337092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiqMNUzz54
found it kek
I thought Australia being in Eurovision was a one time thing? explain this, yuros
>>59331415
I was watching that live and I nearly passed out laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prFFRzy_X6o
DONNA!
>>59331415
don't forget this glorious moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bKS45ofZdY
>>59337206
eurovision fell for the meme that australians care about eurovision outside of euroscum expats
>>59337206
>Explain this yuros
>>59337206
probably to make up for isla pakistan and new syria
>>59337294
I stand with Douwe Bob
facebook com/RTLBoulevard/videos/1070552376300825/
How are we doing this year, I saw that we sent a korean tranny since her career was going nowhere
should have sent the 2000 olympics strawberry kisses girl or delta
>>59337294
Fun fact #: Israel has already won the Eurovision. 3 different times.
Isn't there SWEDEN YES this year?
>>59337663
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>59337562
yeah the first Transsexual to win the Eurovision was an Israeli contestant back in 1998.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T USA INVITED TO THIS THING?
>>59337715
>1776
>>59337715
USA is too good for this event - just look at the shit that UK brings to this farce
Is the German contestant a real weeaboo or is it a meme?
>>59337715
the US would try hard it and send taylor swift or something
>>59337715
Justin Timberlake will perform in interval act.
Murrica will show Yurop how it's done, famlet.
>>59337799
>just look at the shit that UK brings to this farce
We know it's impossible for us to win because everyone votes for their neighbours and we don't have any.
>>59337882
You shouldn't have banted Ireland too much твн
>>59337882
you can count on your colonial children to give you points
>>59337799
We send shit because the voting is all political and just send snarky sarcastic commentators to shit on it whilst we (and the commentator too) get pissed watching.
>>59337921
Except you didn't.
>>59337715
Doesn't matter. Pretty much all the songwriters are swedes. And whoever performs is just whatever. Easy to find. It's more like Sweden-song contest.
>>59337921
What's the point of those dangling things anyway?
>>59336579
I think YouTube is streaming
Austria has a better French song than France.
>>59338011
>not watching BBC stream for the commentry
>>59337964
to keep flies away
>>59337206
Eurovision has been incredibly popular in Australia since the 1960s.
It got a new broadcaster (went from a public station to semi commercial station) here in about 5 years ago and they're trying to capitalise on it's popularity. They obviously paid a lot of money to the organisers who are also trying to expand their reach, sell broadcasting rights globally etc.
>>59337882
You've won before though
>>59337707
Also nobody gave a fuck, because it was the 90s. When transsexuals were transsexual without talking about it all day.
>the voting system changes
Why?
>>59338087
All decades ago
Will some brit lad re-stream the BBC stream?
I remember watching it last year via VPN and it was laggy as shit.
australia will win both eurovision and the asian equivalent when it starts in a few years
>>59338090
she also had no manly beard
>>59338107
not a bad song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLvfS4hQWpA&list=PLhTunAmPoKKHUNtOC7fh-qdM1jHPGq0w4&index=40
>>59338087
Decades ago, before our government started doing things europeans disagree with.
>that year we invaded Iraq
>>59338011
Im watching it on PT channel with my family, no need for streams.
>>59338161
Better than the generic electropop for every song now
>>59337934
Revenge for the 2003 rugby world cup is slow but sweet
>>59331009
One of the hosts is one of the cringiest people in Sweden, so Im a little bit exited to see just how awkward it will be.
>>59331009
it's always fun to see the performances of countries like Moldova or other Balkan shitholes and laugh at the freak they brought
>>59338298
guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djFINbaWaqs
NEVER 4GET
https://youtu.be/vHmB58nZiPs
>>59338353
that was a little bit funny though
Are you ready for the German entry?
>>59331009
do we have refugee band already?
>>59338609
kawaii weeaboo desu ne
>>59338429
>implying that one was bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJ62IG3gBo
>>59338609
does she have a youtube channel I can masturbate to
>>59338609
>>59338636
>implying I think Scooch were bad
It's one of the few times in recent years we've gotten it right.
>>59338640
>playlist full of 300 kpop songs
>>59338609
It bet she browses /cgl/
kawaii aussie-asian will win this year
>>59337800
She's more of a Koreaboo.
>>59338298
My parents legitimately thought it was a man, they had to google "her"
>>59338709
why do we send our rejects from voice talent reality shows to europe?
>>59338709
That's what Australians look like?
no.. fuck off
no memy ivan either
no fun allowed anymore
people take it too seriously
and my country isn't through
the country I'm staying in sent a shit song
my favorite song gave me epolepsy
I hope Ukraine wins for that glorious russian salt.
>>59338751
I don't blame them...
>>59338781
Have you never seen a true blue aussie before?
How would a non-brit be able to watch the BBC stream?
pls halp :3
>>59338895
You mean besides the Youtube stream?
>>59338895
filmon
>>59338895
isn't it aired on tv in canada? it's aired in the states for the first time this year
>>59338895
VPN. Good luck finding non-laggy one for free though.
>>59338904
I watched the youtube stream last year, but it doesn't have commentary...it was boring
>>59338922
I'm not a cable-cuck
>>59338904
>>59338922
You don't get it. People want to watch BBC stream so they could hear based Graham Norton bants.
>>59338709
We're gonna have a lot of memes over this, just like the aussie voting lady last time. Anyone got a pic of that creature?
>>59338981
Ok, then IP Shield and watch iPlayer
>>59335831
> and another one gone
> and another one gone
> another one bites the dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZH2w7IfhM
>>59338981
>people voluntarily listen to pom accents
>>59339006
go belgium tbqh
>>59339035
>pom
You know our commentator is a gay Paddy, right?
>>59338991
lee lin hasn't aged in like 30 years, I swear to god I saw her 15 years ago walking around sydney city at night and she looked exactly the same as she does now
>>59338781
It's true.
Why the fuck have we been represented by ethnic minorities twice now?
Does it come today?
>>59339064
why the hell would I know that
>>59339064
Graham Norton is gay?
This is the first Eurovision in a long time where all the Nordic countries failed to make it in the final (except the host)
If I could vote I'd vote for Latvia, Armenia, and Czechia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGaX6Q_bc-o
>>59338991
She's really into /ss/
>>59338991
>>59339118
>Norton was in a relationship with Trevor Patterson from 2010 to 2013
>>59331171
it doesn't make anyone mad, they're very popular
>>59339205
What's gay about being in a relationship with a mate?
Rooting for Bosnia,Macedonia and Austria.The rest can go fuck themselves.
>iceland
>white
he's a good guy, but just prepping the board reaction to iceland's point announcer, he's half portuguese
>>59339235
The way it's advertised here is that the brits are mad as fuck over it
>>59339242
>Bosnia
>Macedonia
I have news for you, lad...
>>59339261
>Half portuguese
>looks like a nigger
t. alberto barbosa
>>59339276
Nah, we like Aussies. Yo're the ones who have a problem with us
>>59339261
the caliphate is strong in this one
>>59339282
I dont know who got the final so whatever but whoever did I hope it wins
>>59339124
Spain and Bulgaria are surprisingly really catchy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeZhebdch2M
Eurovision is gay
>>59339261
>>59339368
>voted for Bulgaria and Georgia in the semis
>>59339369
So's your mum's wife
>>59339276
lmao why
maybe coz you cunts gave us no points last time but I don't think anyone really dislikes Australia being in the competition, maybe the one who didn't make it to the final do
we didn't qualify
I didn't even know you had to qualify for the fucking eurovision! when did they bring that in?
>Netherlands is sending a bisexual country music star
https://youtu.be/JKwys-Y_0u0?list=RDIMZH2w7IfhM
>>59339509
literally want them to win
I'm not even mad Australia is in. The 2015 song was great.
There are countries that haven't brought a single good song since the conception of Eurovision. I can safely say Romania has brought ONE good song and the rest was emotional bullshit playing on your feeling to give up the 12.
[spoiler]Israel's song last year was good too oy vey [/spoiler]
>>59339485
When Europe started having too many countries to have a short enough Eurovision final.
France, Spain, UK, Germany, Italy and the host (Sweden) as the main investors go to the final directly though.
>>59337715
you literally only got it on tv this year on some bullshit channel, I think it was kinda popular in aus for a while
>>59339645
>[spoiler]Israel's song last year was good too oy vey [/spoiler]
thanks but see these:
>>59337501
>>59337707
I'd rather watch Britain's Got Talent where most of the contestants aren't even British.
what is the Bulgarian girl saying after "they will never bring us down"?
>>59339762
Something in Bulgarian
>>59339762
O, дaй ми любoвтa x 3
They will never break us down
O, дaй ми любoвтa x 3
They will never break us down
Ok I haven't watched a single thing video this year.
I literally just realized it's happening.
Last year I followed it very closely because I liked a few songs(even voted for the first time after watching it for 7-8 years)
I don't really feel like watching 25 youtube videos to later have Eurovision replay them 6 times during the show.
So can you guys tell me like a top 3 I should listen to?
A top 3 - most likely to win
>>59339873
Bulgaria, Georgia, UK
>>59339873
Russia are favourites to win so maybe them too
>>59339873
The Netherlands, Belgium, Australia
Ukraine for sympathy votes
>>59339873
Russia is probably going to win this year. France and San M'rino were my favourite songs.
If Russia wins what will all the gays do next year?
>>59339910
>>59339949
>>59339955
>>59339967
fucking hell this year is terrible.
'straya is not bad tho
>>59339995
and that's exactly why russia will not win :^)
I fucking hope Russia doesn't win. It's just a soulless copy of heroes.
Rooting for The Netherlands and Lithuania.
>>59339949
Na, Russia won't win because muh crimea and muh nordstream and muh ukraine.
>>59331009
Fuck Eurovision, I want to marry Poplar.
These are the top 4 videos by views from this year's Eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
Post the most kekworthy Eurovision troll songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkydPOGTJKk
o i am excited
it's my second favourite funposting time on 4chinz of the year
>>59340096
France also has a chance of winning
>>59340045
Heroes is already soulless
>>59340111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHWFiavqjA
>>59340111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>59340149
No, it doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76atabAESKI
>>59340111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnqF5PLP2w
>>59340193
yeah, that was kinda shit, I agree
>>59340096
I actually really like Poland, the live performance was better tho
>>59340181
can we please forget that ever happened, every year i'm reminded of it.
I wish someone sent a band like Ghost B.C. or Hail Spirit Noir to Eurovision.
I'm curious what would happen.
Eurovision is low-quality trash.
>>59340183
>kekworthy
that's literally the best song that ever came out of eurovision
>>59340289
That's what you get for drinking blood.
I think it will be interesting this year
You will only know the winner right at the end
>>59340332
This. Ukraine would have won if the fucking Balkan cunts didn't bloc vote for that Serbian dyke.
>>59338011
Oh shit they do
I'll use that if I don't find anything else, I enjoy commentary
>>59340181
>>59340289
Are you kidding I loved that entry
That year was boring cos everyone else took it seriously, then out of nowhere, bam, gay vampire
>>59340346
I can't see anyone beating Russia, unfortunately.
>>59339873
Most likely to Win:
Azerbaijan: https://youtu.be/Dix6XJ_Uo-w
Israel: https://youtu.be/SpWKfcjXcp0
France: https://youtu.be/boYQovCybYQ
Australia: https://youtu.be/2EG_Jtw4OyU
Russia: https://youtu.be/gHgxi57Um0w
Personal Preference:
Netherlands: https://youtu.be/vytgHD2pqyk
Italy: https://youtu.be/WySSLip5uzc
Sweden: https://youtu.be/h8D7KNFtTlE
Spain: https://youtu.be/k0I37W3RN_U
Georgia: https://youtu.be/y5VynlW6Xeo
Husbando:
Hungary: https://youtu.be/NU8wso6fngM
>>59340423
Eurovision really is gay central huh.
How many homos ITT?
Reporting here.
>>59340386
>gay vampire
kekd but it was a great performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_elL5u0xXX8
>>59340423
>>59340423
Why is the Hungarian so swarthy? Is he a gypsy or something?
Also, Donny from Lithuania is a better husbando 2bh
>>59340529
Here
>>59340529
Well they got rid off my Waifu: https://youtu.be/4K4h4AzLFgU
>>59339509
woah he's a qt 3.14
Vote Czech Republic
If you like porn and beer, vote czech republic
Vote vote vote
Czech czech czech
Thabk you
>>59340766
czeched
>>59340766
CZECH'D
Is it wrong that I really look forward to yurovision all year to shitpost together with /int/?
>>59341061
nothing wrong with communal shit posting lad
>>59340289
that's easily in top 10 in eurovion's history
be proud
>>59341061
happening threads are fun
i'm also waiting for quality banter at the Eurocup, Copa America and the Olympics
>>59340181
This is marvelous.
>>59341061
through shitpost unity lad
>>59341061
So do I, famille
>>59341405
this should be /int/'s official motto
>>59338172
Sure, it was the Iraq was why you got 0 points. Not because your performance was so shitty that your singer sang completely off-tone in the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJ62IG3gBo
>>59340111
anyone remember this? i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzSgATwIKQ4
>>59338217
Why no Portugal this year? I like how you guys have never given in to the singing in English meme.
>>59341545
1 time, explain the shitty scores ever since
>>59337129
This should be the German national anthem
>>59341610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHmB58nZiPs
What marvelous artistic performances you keep sending.
>>59341610
How can anyone not vote for masterpieces like this? It's all politics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgE7O0OLyw
>>59341753
Yes I too hate it when novelty pop intrudes on such a cultural & sophisticated event
>>59341061
My local bar is actually showing the contest. I think I might join in there for the drunken bantz.
Aren't you the first performance, Lelgium?
>>59341801
Oh come, if you're going to take the piss out of UK songs, at least try to be creative, everyone bullies Scooch & Daz but we've sent all sorts of crap over the years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxrp0XzzpzY
>>59338609
she looks kawai
>>59331009
Douwe bob number 1
>>59338609
LEL SO RANDUM XD XD XD
No. I will not watch it because we send some weeaboo there.
>Ukraine, Israel and Georgia in the final
>Not San Marino, Norway and Macedonia
>>59332206
Unfortunatelly no, it was a cool underrated song.
>>59333043
Because it's anti-Russia
>>59340147
whats the first one
>>59342198
coachella on /mu/
Daily reminder that last year's rightful winner was Italy, and they were robbed by the jury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOMqZV2jA8
>>59342522
>coachella on /mu/
Can anyone explain to me why all the performers want to draw the second half instead of the first?
>>59342735
closer to people's memory when they have to vote
gives time for people watching to settle in and pay attention to the songs
You should all be ashamed
>>59340423
>not bulgaria
ahmed pls
>>59339118
>not being able to tell he's gay within 20 seconds of seeing him on the graham norton show
>>59340193
*doesn't move away from mic to breath in*
god this song is so much worse live
that fucking belgian girl is the one i want to marry the most
i just wish she wasnt a dirty fucking flemish person, or else she'd be perfect
So how much refugee propaganda will the Swedes shove into this?
>have best song and singer
>nobody likes us
Croatia will never into eurovision bowl.
>>59343047
The thing is refugee themed
>>59343364
your song is shit mate
best song is bulgaria
>>59343364
hahahaha you are shite m8
>>59341948
Are all dutchfags as cute as he is
>>59343650
i am way cuter
Why didn't Belgium and Macedonia qualify?
Who judges this contest?
