Well /int/ it turns out I got cancer. I'm going to die a 27 year old virgin.
I had a mole somewhere I guess that appeared. Then I started to get a bunch of moles, it turned out to be melanoma and then it quickly spread to my brain, causing me to twitch,limbs go numb randomly and have ADD now. It's all over my body, pancreas.
If you learned anything from this Siberian spit contest club is that you should get your moles checked.
>>59325637
>Be American
>Get Cancer
>>59325637
things that didn't happen
>>59325637
>causing me to twitch,limbs go numb randomly and have ADD now. It's all over my body, pancreas
>TFW I have had these symptoms for the last month
>TFW in line for an MRI and it's over a month away
i-i'm scared.
I hope you survive anon
What do you think this is? I've had it for like a year now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god A DEAD YANK OH SHIT THIS IS GREAT HOLY MARY ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
Afucking DEAD
yANK HAHAHAHA
>>59325664
>be Canadian
>die waiting for hospital bed
>>59325727
>TFW this is literally true
it's not fucking funny
>>59325637
Good luck in the next life bud.
Can't say I'll miss you, but I'm assuming we've talked before on this god forsaken site, and I thank you for that.
We'll meet you on heavens Indian comic strip discussion forum.
>>59325679
fat
>>59325743
Are Canadians taking our stereotypes now? Fucking Canucks won't stop.
>>59325671
I really wish it was made up. Brain cancer is a terrible way to die I walk in a store and forget where I am or what I'm doing because of this tumor fucking up my brain.
>>59325743
>being a skinny weakling
I remember those days.
>>59325779
At least brain cancer doesn't hurt. It might suck to lose your mind slowly, but you're not in agony right?
>>59325727
>>59325679
>image.jpg
>>59325804
Strangely it doesn't hurt. But it's fucked up how you literally change. I now have a phobia of bugs, I like mayonnaise(I hated it for the past 26 years) If I walk for more than 20 seconds I get dizzy and trip.
I guess it beats rectal cancer.
>>59325797
>being a shitskin
>AND being overweight
lmaooooooo!
>>59325637
Atleast you won't have to suicide now
>>59325841
That's neato burrito my man.
I know it sucks, but at least you get to enjoy mayo now, wish I could do that. I also have a fear of bugs, it's not that bad.
Check back in with us. Make this a daily thread or something. Good luck fighting this shit man.
>>59325903
Literally whiter than you chang
>>59325637
i hope your young body will beat the cancer.
>>59325779
Have they said it's innoperable?
My mum had a brain tumor at 35. She's 52 now and still around.
>>59325966
How's her mental health
>>59325637
hire a hooker or something. there was a thing I read awhile ago that a kid didnt want to die a virigin so he banged a girl and died of cancer later his last dying wish was fucking a girl. go out with style anon
>>59325929
>hey it's not all that bad i mean you like mayo now
dude what the fuck he is dying
>>59325993
so are you
>>59325993
Yeah, but he gets to die in fucked up, movie sort of way. I'm going to die a sad old man, or by getting hit by a car or something.
>>59325966
Once melanoma gets in your system your shits all fucked up. Even if they removed all the moles and got rid of the tumor in the brain it would had already spread somewhere else.
Melanoma is like sickle cell for white people but worse.(though some black people can still get it)
>tfw have a bunch of big strange-looking moles
>tfw my shitty doctor says it's fine and won't examine them
I'd care more if I didn't have to die eventually anyway.
>>59325983
Eh... As much as can be expected being a single mother of 3.
She's able to function decently.
>>59326019
u fucking serious?
>>59326040
>being raised by a single mother
>>59326022
I think I heard about ways to reduce the size of tumors (idk I'm not a doctor)
Chin up lad, fight's not over until you croak.
I'm genuinely sorry for you OP. Cancer's a cunt. Hope you make peace with this world, and if the virginity thing bothers you, go visit a hooker. Good luck / God bless.
>>59326067
This is 4chan m8. He knew coming here that none of us know how to deal with shit like that. He came here knowing we would joke about it.
Yeah, he might die soon, but what am I supposed to do about it? All I know how to do is treat him like o would any other day, because if I was dying I wouldn't want to be treated like I'm already dead.
>>59326144
>People who are dying from cancer go visit hookers.
>Get arrested for trying to get hookers.
America
>docs keep asking about my birth mark and whether it's getting bigger but i keep saying :it;s alwasy like that"
>but I think it's getting bigger
>>59326176
I think he just wants to be humiliated because everyone IRL pities him. Takes the edge off it.
>>59326198
That'd be a fucking story to tell. Do that OP, then share with us how it went.
Honestly I think the cops would go easy on the guy.
I've known more people who beat cancer with aggressive chemotherapy and surgery in the US than those who have died from it. It use to be an automatic death sentence, but at least you have a chance. I know someone who had brain cancer and is in complete remission. They have difficult remembering things sometimes, but they are out and about being as normal as any other person.
>>59326235
If you get the big brain tumor removed, then instantly went into chemo would OP have a chance?
Honestly, I think in OPs situation, I'd just let it take me. I don't have the will to live that much.
>>59325637
OP, I'd say that you got shafted by the Big Dude upstairs. If you're at peace with your life, then kick back and open up a cold one, no use sweating over the future. If you're not, then set things in order. Or just go full bucket list and rob a bank, then die in a blaze of glory after your car goes off a cliff following an epic police chase or something
>>59325637
>terminal cancer
you lucky bastard. You've got a way out of this hell and everyone will feel sorry for you when you die
>>59326267
every case is different, but it's pretty rare for a person to go into remission. My mom was diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer, and she was in remission for a while, but it came back later and killed her.
If this were true, why aren't you suffering from a psychological crisis right now? And why are you here?
I mean, you already know you're going to die soon and the first that goes through your mind is: i'm gonna make a thread on 4chan.org about it.
No staying with your family, going on a trip, talking with your friends... NOPE, just going to post on an anonymous autist-filled imageboard.
>>59326082
fuck off leave him alone.
>>59325735
How long are average wait times?
>>59326324
It's what I would do probably. He's not dying today. He's got time for all that shit.
>>59326324
we are his friends.
>>59325637
Hurry up and get a whore.
Better that than nothing.
I think I have skin cancer on my right thumb.
Meh, I want to die anyways.
>>59325637
That sucks OP. Cancer is a big fat sweaty nigger. I watched the person I love the most slowly die from it for 10 straight months. If you don't want to die a virgin then hurry up and get a fucking escort. In fact, get the sexiest most expensive escort you can, make it a good one. The one good thing about dying is that you won't be alive anymore. You'll be nice and comfy chilling in nonexistence while the rest of us will be sitting here wallowing in misery until our time comes.
>>59326367
If he's going to die why would he hire a whore?
Here's one of them it actually was a birthmark but it got way bigger and the doc wants it to get removed( i think another one formed inside of it?). I actually have like 8 moles now and 4 are scheduled to get removed.
>>59326324
Because my family doesn't know about it. They probably won't learn about it. When I die from this cancer, my family will get the life insurance money and hopefully save the farm.
Honestly 4chan has been more of a family than anything as sad as it is. 10 years here I thought moot would had shut it down in 5.
I can't really afford health insurance because of obamacare actually made it more expensive. So all this treatment i pay out of pocket.
>>59326419
Not to die a virgin m800
>>59325637
Fuck OP, shit.
We all gotta die sooner or later. And it's only a matter of time that this blue rock kicks us all off for good.
At least you got to be in control of one of the best organisms in the galaxy (probably) during the Golden Age of Memes.
But no really, you don't have to die a virgin if you don't want to.
I've almost died a couple of times. It's not fun realizing that we're all doomed to turn into dust. But it's just the way it is friendo.
/int/ is full of shitbags tonight, but... I hope you find closure anon.
Good night.
>>59326438
Why wouldn't he just rape if he's going to die anyways?
>>59326267
I know they drilled a small hole in the top of her head, but she didn't have parts of her brain cut out. I believe they injected gold into the tumor and were able to target the exact spot with their treatment.
>>59326461
If there were no consequences you would rape someone? You're a bad person.
>>59326428
Dude...
me again
>>59326448
>>59326448
MEXICO
MEDICAL
TOURISM
Don't believe the memes, they have real hospitals for much cheaper than in the USA. At least research it OP.
>You will never marry this.
It hurts anons ;_;
>>59326486
dumb moralfag
>>59325637
That sucks man, I'm sorry to hear that. I've got a couple moles I'm going to get checked out tomorrow. Kinda nervous.
>>59326324
dude if i were dying of cancer id spend it here
you guys are my only friends and i dont think i could ever have a friend who isnt a longtime anon
>>59325637
tfw have a bunch of moles
i'm scared lads
>>59326198
wait, are whores illegal there? wtf
did NOT seem that way in Vegas desu.
>>59326489
How much cheaper are we talking? Wouldn't I be better off going to spain or something?
So what your live-life-to-the-fullest checklist now?
>>59326503
>not wanting to destroy a person emotionally for my own carnal pleasure makes me a overly moralistic
Not only is rape a terrible thing to do, it is also much more difficult than hiring a prostitute.
>>59326325
Shut up
>>59326533
prostitution is technically outlawed. that is, the specific exchange of sex for money is outlawed. we easily get around this with "escorts". technically, you are paying an escort to spend time with you, not have sex with you. in reality of course you are paying her to have sex with you but this is the easiest way to work around the law
>>59326533
Prostitution is legal in certain parts of Nevada. They're all gross used up whores though.
>>59326529
Getem checked out, they can spread in a matter of weeks than BAM, brain cancer.
>>59326539
Honestly I just want to write my 2 books, draw my 1 anime and make my 2 games I always wanted to make and save my love from the evil clutches of EA.
I guess I'll just have to learn how to code and how to draw more quickly than I imagined.
>>59326536
Err probably not man. Spain is like... across the atlantic, and richer than mexico at that... also uses the Euro..
Just look into mexico medical tourism online or something.
I have no experience with it, but I know Americans seriously underestimate Mexico..
My ex-gf was mexican, and her uncle who lived in Canada got cancer.
He actually moved back to Mexico to get treatment because Canadian healthcare sucks worse.
He had the money... but damn son.. USDs will go far in Mexico these days. Look into it.
>>59326616
how much time do you have? i dont want to rain on your parade but all that will take many many years. if you have less than a year to live you wont even come to close to finishing those things. why not enjoy your vices while you can? thats what i would do. sex, drugs, video games all day
>>59326616
So how much do you have left?
>>59326644
Oh and also, ofcourse it's going to be a sales pitch. Likely everywhere will say they can do something from you.
But quality of services vary massively across the country. I recommend actually contacting a trusted mexican friend if you have one, or even straight up hiring a mexican to help you out. As they know their country best.
but all of these decisions are yours to make.. I don't know how it will go ... but you should honestly look into it at least.
There ARE good, cheap hospitals in Mexico.
>>59326489
Are you the medical tourism fag?
where should i go breh
>>59325678
Can someone please fucking reply?
I'm scared shitless guys. I think i might have a tumor or something.
MRI is in a lil over a month i hope it's not cancer damn it
>>59326759
I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know, you can probably just google some specialised service.
night lads.
>>59326664
>>59326657
I don't know. It's a huge process they have to see how fast it's spreading and what got infect before they can determine it. But I think my GP said if the dermatologist got the moles out, the tumor in the brain controlled and nothing else infected and chemo rounds I could live at least 10+ years. Honestly though I have heart and massive acid reflex problems(Acid reflux could lead to stomach cancer) so it looks like I'm going to get screwed even if I was to beat the current cancer I got.
>>59326705
>>59326644
Thank you so much Canada bro I will go check them out.
>>59325678
>>59326773
HELP ME
i'm fcking dying, and i'm literally in line for an mri, i can't wait so long
>>59326802
Web MD is your friend.
>>59326825
It's not funny man I'm actually dying
>>59326773
It might not be a cancerous tumor. It could be a benign tumor one that interferes with your brain simply being there. Safer to remove. It could also be from Diabetes, Sinus issues, Nerve issues, Stress(not enough sleep).
>>59326834
Don't be a little bitch until you get the diagnosis. Then go for it.
>>59326835
will MRI show it well enuff
I've heard some people say it didn't show their tumors early on
>>59326859
Nows not the time for fear......
>>59325637
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>>59326834
Wow man, even if you do have cancer, its not like it's a death sentence. There's still treatment, and even if those treatments fail, there's still a chance of spontaneous regression.
>>59326916
>Wow man, even if you do have cancer, its not like it's a death sentence. There's still treatment, and even if those treatments fail,
Dude my cognitive abilities have been falling recently
I'm really worried at best I'll be retarded or at worst dead if this shit isn't diagnosed
I'm so scared
>>59326867
Then get a CT, in fact talk to your doctor about getting one as soon after the MRI. You can always cancel the CT if the MRI catches but you want to be sure in case MRI misses it. There's also blood work and if symptoms persist they can do an exploratory lobotomy.
Try not to worry too much,stress helps cancer.
>>59326939
lol i hope you kill yourself before your cancer kills you
fucking leaf
>>59326957
>You can always cancel the CT if the MRI catches but you want to be sure in case MRI misses it
What's the difference really? Doesn't MRI just show it all a bit better and there's no radiation?
>>59325637
if I was you I would live out my remaining time driving across the country, blasting music that I loved all the way. If I ever felt bad I would pull off to the shoulder. I would stop everywhere and talk to everyone, try to see some bands I liked and visit places, taking pictures along the way. I'd sleep outside because fuck it why not, then die wherever I die
>>59326966
>euros
>>59327006
MRI still has radiation. I know it sounds silly to do a CT after an MRI I never understood why Doctors did it but apparently it must had worked once to make all doctors do it.
>>59326867
The person I know with brain cancer in remission had to keep coming in to get MRI's until every odd spec that showed up was gone. They didn't label it cancer or a new tumor, but it would show up in different places at different times on the MRI. She continued getting chemo until there were no more oddities. She still has to go in originally every week then every month and now every three months. If they suspect cancer, they'll know what they should be looking for on the MRI.
>>59327029
That does sound fun. I always liked reggaeton music I think I will go visit my cousin in Chile and drive across the country side blasting that music our of my BMW.
congratulations OP
youre getting off this fucked up ride.
>>59327075
>MRI still has radiation
Doesn't tho, isn't it just magnetic shit?
>I know it sounds silly to do a CT after an MRI I never understood why Doctors did it but apparently it must had worked once to make all doctors do it.
Yeah because from what I could find out, CT scans are faster, cheaper and easier to perform (at least in Canada you can walk in and get a CT scan done but for MRI it's at least a month wait usually).
>causing me to twitch,limbs go numb randomly
>tfw this happens to me with the occasional pain on the left side of my skull (by the eye)
I know it's never good to self diagnose
>>59325637
/Int/ and 4 chan in general is always about laughing to some one who have it worst than you. This did not make me laugh. Shit man, I hope you recovere.
>>59327075
>>59327103
Fuck guys I'm so scared.
>>59326834
goodnight
sweet leaf prince
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59327153
At least I won't die a Pole, and you will.
Ever considered doing something terrible and newsworthy?
>>59327121
go for it man. fuck it, not like there are any other options. whatever you do don't go back to work or school or whatever. if you don't have kids to take care of, just smash that fucking gas petal and go wherever. If your family doesn't know that's a bit tougher. They'll want to see you before you die. If you have a camera you could document your journey, uploading shit to youtube or storing it in a cloud, give your family something to watch of you. or you could skype them. you could also stay home with them too... I'd feel pretty depressed sitting in my house and dying.
>>59327136
Don't be. I won't be around to see the fall of the West or Hitlerlly's rise to power.
I will be in vowelhola posting memes from the grave.
>>59327184
>leaf thinks his libertarian leftist shithole is any better than poland
oh my sides
doesnt matter though you're still getting eaten inside out by cancer
drop dead already, faggot
>>59327128
This could easily be sitting in a chair for too long and eye strain from looking at your monitor. Unless you're bleeding out of your eye or convulsing, you're probably just a hypochondriac, and the same goes for that fucking leaf too.
>>59327006
Idk the answer but I'm with you friend. Love from the Maritimes brother.
>>59327286
Thanks bro.
Takes forever here in Ontario but I hope the MRI goes nice and smooth.
>>59327230
>Implying Poland can even compare to the beauty and wonder that is Canada
Fuck off you dirty piece of shit. You're Europe's shit hole.
Diabetes as a disease actually shouldn't even exist because early humans never really grazed(say for small berries) they caught something,ate as much as they can and moved on.
>>59327307
I'll knock a glass of whiskey to that, friend.
>>59327319
I love me some triggered canncucklehead in the morning.
here's a (you) for your troubles.
dont let the maggots bite.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59327344
t-thank you bro :')
Good night.
>>59327330
Are we talking T1 or T2?
I'm T1, shit sucks.
>>59327355
fuck off man.
>>59327362
Jesus christ that is terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. Are you the guy sperging about your nerves?
>>59327355
Pathetic fucker.
>>59327330
and now humans graze all the time so here have a beetus my corpulent friend
>>59327361
Night man
>>59327387
make me
>>59325637
lol
>>59327415
and having fun doing it
go back to your banana tree monkey
>>59327415
>>59327387
I appreciate you two.
>>59327355
Poles are the laughing stock of the world.
Have a nice day.
>>59327451
yeah just ignore him
nothing better for him to do
>>59327391
Nah I'm the whiskey drinking Maritimer. dw, been diabetic since age 6. It's brought lots of good things to my life believe it or not.
>>59327451
I assure you were not.
anglos and their failed attempt to colonize 1/4 of the world are a laughing stock though
Nevadafag here, we used to be out in the sun all the time and a friend of mine got the same thing. He had one mole a bit below his stomach, then a few on his back, the front, his neck and face. After he was diagnosed with your disease and they removed the moles (he had the same symptoms you're describing here) he was back to his regular life in 2-3 months, fully like funny and back to his old self. Maybe you're fucked with a more hard-hitting version of the disease but it seems easy to beat in practical terms.
>>59325637
FUCK OFF.
Have you looked into experimental treatements OP? You could make yourself a guineau pig as a last stand
>>59327485
Because I had the moles for like a year apparently, kind of sad really. I got my heart fixed with medication and my life was back on track and now this.
>>59325637
Fuck you, that negro at the white house, and TTIP. We euros don't want your shit here. We are already burdenen by our own pollution. Stay away from Europe.
This reminds me that most anons here, no matter how suicidal, will shit themselves when faced with their impending death
>>59327485
Once the cancer spreads beyond this point (like to this guy's brain) it's not as easy as surgical removal
>>59325637
Just die
No one cares about you
>>59327548
Chemo can work miracles anon
>>59327548
Love you bud. Hang in there.
>>59327580
That's the nicest thing a Finn ever said to me.
>>59327580
we are not cold like you. we care, even if not at some deeply profound level
>>59325637
Envious as fuck, desu
