ITT: we say words we think sound German but probably aren't actually German words.
schlargin
POOP
piss
gutenmacher
Hafhossen
Scheissenposten
dick
>>59322206
Allahu akbar
Immigration policy
>>59322206
Syria
>>59322283
Chi
eisenscheiss
We must secure a future for white children.
Schmerzes
>>59322206
autoerotik arsefiksiashen
egregious
>>59322394
the last part of your 2nd word sounds french
>>59322544
arschfixieaßen
De klopen zijn lekker
>>59322206
Holcaust
stroesterwitz
Bergenschtatt
Klausterfokken
der bavariANUS
>>59322206
zyklon b
الديوث بلدي القرف
ubermensch
vontischreich
>>59322206
GRUFFANSTAGEN
Eisenbargeschichtklangen
GESCHRIEKT SIE DEINE MIFFENPLATZE
VERHABIN A PROBLEM
kleint
Turfinsterniserheisserichter
>>59322206
Grönertewertenbläschenshaft
HANGUSSHILINGFERNANG!
Judentöter
>>59323925
kek
>>59323903
klein is a word
>>59322206
KRAMPUFFENGESTALTSCHTEIN
dickenbusch
>>59324009
No, I'm probably the only person seriously posting
kleint is Norwegian slang for awkward
>>59324038
what does serious mean in this context?
>>59324115
*flips u off*
>>59324038
Oh, I see what you mean. You mean words that exist in other languages. Well that's not what I meant in my OP, but whatevs.
>>59322206
GOOBENBAGIN
Aschbuschangtoffelanzierunggeheiten
>>59324271
this is basically how quickly you need to move your torso to make a women cum. You'd need to go to the gym 2 hours a day to have that type of stamina built up. fuck that shit.
>>59322206
Liechtenstein
Westnerbergstrieb
>>59324462
post more jew man
schosslochtagen
>>59324271
>>59324462
>>59325058
>that jew watermark on the top left
oy oy
most of them kind of sound like names of villages kek
lassenfertochwen
You picked out the right time for this with no Germanons around.
Let me tell you that your words are laughably bad. Are you even trying lads?
>>59322206
Siegbrau
>>59327026
Deutschekück
Effen
Schlaf
Geuhrig
Matzel
Schneifen
Leipenbeil
>>59327699
>Schlaf
It means sleep.
The other ones are good.
>>59328054
why can't people make these jokes about the english language?
GERMANY BTFO
T
F
O
>germans don't even bother to reply they are btfo so hard
will they ever recover?
GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH
lippenstahl
>>59324038
How do you know this anon?
Also, the t in the ending is an ending to the adjective that maked it mean awkwardly, the core word is just klein which means awkward. Kleint is't slang either it is the only word we have for awkward.
>>59322453
>not obviously French.
>>59323530
Deutsch, not Dutch. Klopen isn't a word though
>>59324271
Can confirm this is the only actual German word in this thread. Based Fickmaschinenjude.
Einloaf
Schlitterbahn
>have a waterpark
>name it something vaguely German because who likes watersports more than Klaus and his countrymen
i guess it's hitler isn't hitler an austrian homosexaul jew?
>>59322206
Schicklgruber
q
kampfy
Dicken
kebab
what is your opinion of this thread Germans?
Nafufirlich.
>>59322206
FICKI FICKI
Scheinzer
kraugenstahl
Esussen ossen
Auscheiloss
>>59322206
Schedule
When i first heard this word i thought it was german
why no germanics responding? do you actually feel btfo?
>>59340769
This thread is a disgrace. Delete it this instance!
>>59328078
gream
purrourns
dretural
flessort
entralam
anaghery
spathile
ditossle
>>59341034
fair enough. doesn't sound funny though like krankenwagen
>>59327026
tedotgerrmanchwen
Geissenhedegger in der weirhelm kett schluffensdeisenhosse! Lit bin einkerfufel, mit der schlossen die bossen die grussbittheimer?
>>59341034
bad, spelling is too anglo
>>59341567
that's better
>>59322544
Not really
>>59322206
aphchel
Dout boyim
Mildly amusing thread guys. You can do better though.
Gewinn Kriege
>>59339527
It's okay.
>>59341861
>winning wars
Not very German tbqh fämäläm
Any brave lads wanna vocaroo this?
>Oachkotzlschwoaf
It's squirrel (or Eichhörnchen in German), spoken in one of our weirder regional accents.
>>59341672
They were examples of fake English words.
>>59322206
Sheiuewien
Aulzfwich
Lienfbzue
>>59328285
>Kleint is't slang either it is the only word we have for awkward
det er slang jo. vi har ordet "pinlig" for awkward.
>>59322276
German, means fat
>>59322363
German, genitive of Schmerz (pain)
>>59323976
oy vey
>>59329331
almost
Einlauf means enema
>>59329400
might work
>>59337313
accusative plural of dick, means fat
>>59344651
Always laughed in school whenever I stumbled upon "dick" during german classes.
Ausgeschnitzlichkeiten
Ashkenazi -> an Hebrew word from scriptures referring to Germanic lands
Shlomo -> an Hebrew name of one of the Kings of Israel and Judea, meaning 'peace of god'.
Graufenslieden
Schleidenpunf
Mackwerke
Blüdengang
Rackelwieden
Liebenschnautzef
what is the purpose of this thread
>>59346772
Heinechzën
Unzfalga
next suggestions that gets dubs i will begin to use and eventually establish as a german vocabulary
>>59346772
Izhenshpigen
Gliben glaben
>>59346772
Shashechka
Shyshka
Stachenblochen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEN5-_93gQg
Shnitzenkrëigen
Schrushën
Fergensucht
>>59346772
Zu gruffenwosche danslein sagenwirde
saukerkraut
Schedenßun
1. Sh doesn't exist in German, replace with Sch
2. ë doesn't exist in German, only umlauts are äöüß and ß only appears at the end of a syllable
3. We use a lot of z and almost no y, that's why the keys are swapped on our keyboards
4. A lot of our words end in -en, -heit, -keit, -ung, -e
5. Common prefixes are ge-, be-, aus-, ab-, an-
6. Our diphthongs are au, ei, eu, ie
7. Capitalize nouns
Maybe that will help your gibberish sound more German. Check here if a word already has been used: http://wortschatz.uni-leipzig.de/
>>59348576
Schöneiner
>>59348734
mfw it's a word and means "Nice one"
Knabenloch
>>59322206
Schlong
klofen vogel klofen, igelitische futral
little birds pecked plastic coating.
>yfw schwartza is nigger in both german and yiddish
>yfw germany was a jew-controlled nation even before their country had a language
>no face
>>59349311
>>59347375
klofen it is
KRANKENWAGEN
SCHMETTERLING
ARBEITMACHTFREI
>>59349445
shittenzemymouthenschlub
shitcock
>>59349582
Is he really called "Arnold Niggers Nigger"?
>>59349746
Black Nigger actually even though it's not proper German. If it were it would be "Schwarzerneger"
>>59349746
>>59349800
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_%28surname%29
Achzein kompenstultz.
>>59350049
klofen mistake there, should be achtzehn. that's a word.
>>59322206
Schreigherwagnen
>>59322206
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