https://my.uscis.gov/prep/test/civics/view
Are you American enough to get past the first hurdle in immigrating here?
can you pass the Hellenic Citizenship test, malaka?
yeah no
>>59315545
not too bad i think, without learning for it
some of the questions are quite tricky or loaded
>Your score : 75%
>Good job! You answered 15 of 20 questions correctly.
can i america nao ?
>65%
wtf I hate the simpsons now
>>59315787
what a coincidence
>>59315545
Am I allowed to enter now?
16/20 80%
Absolutely embarrassing
I will never be a true American...
This is a test we make our 7th graders take.
This is a test designed for 12 year olds
I don't need it anyway.
>>59316287
we know it
>>59316246
why the fuck would i know what the last day is you can send in your federal tax income forms
>>59316246
this might come as a shock to you, but these things are not taught to kids outside the US
>>59316499
15. April am I right? Guessed it right if I remember correctly
>>59316499
>>59316515
>european education
>>59316538
We have a few thousand years of actual history to draw from, so why would we care about utterly uninteresting north american history
>>59316610
>w-we don't need knowledge anyway!
Most of the civic ones are the same than in Chile since we also have a presidential republic.
I got wrong voting age wrong, I responded 21 since that's the drinking age in the USA and I responded that the first 10 laws are the unalienable rights
can mongol become american?
>>59315545
You can only be my friend if you're this American.
>>59316646
I would love to see an average American taking a test on European history/politics.
>>59315545
15 correct, 5 wrong. I'm a bad neighbour.
>>59316646
>american """""""history"""""""
>""""""""""""knowledge""""""""""""
>>59316718
Bring it Kraut!
19/20
Only got one wrong because
>the constitution protects the freedoms of american citizens
>>59316718
alright give me one
>>59316738
>Being American
>>59316747
>>59316766
As if I would always have one at hand.
>>59316515
but english is taught to kids outside of the us and uk
checkm8
>>59316820
I mean you have more knowledge than the library of Alexandria at your finger tips right now hans
>>59316766
http://www.theuktest.com
>>59316820
I carry with me a pocket version of the test presented. It proves to myself and others that I am truly a patriotic American who bleeds red white and blue.
>>59316787
but you are american
Easy
>>59316869
... thanks to America.
>>59316892
>>59316869
Do it in German, took yours in English as well :)
http://www.einbuergerungstest-online.eu/einbuergerungstest/he/
Or if you're a lazy fuck just to what this guy said.
>>59316886
>>59316718
>European test for citizenship
>>59316787
>getting a 4/20
>>59316858
you mean outside the uk
I lived in the US for almost 5 years as a kid
The only answer I didn't get correct was the one about two rights in the Deceleration if Independence.
Life and pursuit of happiness sounded so close to being it, but I put liberty and justice. I thought Life and Pursuit of Happiness was the constitution.
>>59316906
We are European, actually.
>>59317018
>failing the easiest question
>>>/mexico/
>>59316886
Fugg
>What happened at the Constitutional Convention?
>The constitution was written.
This is some hard shit.
I'm
>>59317018
Instead of learning British history at a young age, I learnt Yank history so I only scraped a pass with >>59316886
80%
Fucked up a lot of questions about how your government works, but to be fair I don't know how mine does ether.
Also Labor day being American national holiday confused me because Russia also has a holiday called the Labor day.
>mfw there are people that apparently cannot answer these questions correctly
anything below a 15/20 and you're retarded, europoor/communist/terrorist or not
>>59317485
... That wasn't on the test I took.
>>59316950
I was running on only a year of German from high school that I barely remember, because google translate just made it even more confusing. The time it took me to look up all the words though. It was painful.
Do migrants in Hesse have to take this test?
>>59317623
It could be randomised
>>59317623
There are more than 20 questions you know, they pick random ones every time
>>59316787
you'll always be our hat, canada.
>>59317723
t. Pants
>>59316886
17/24
Feels bad man.
>>59315545
Is it good? D:
tfw not american enough to be an american
>>59318026
You disgrace us all.
>>59317568
but john kun how am I supposed to know how many justices your supreme court has
>>59317969
Is there a test I can take for the Russian Federation? My history is eh but I know how your government works (although Vladdy likes to change the rules so it can be hard to keep up.)
>>59318026
bait
>>59318026
CHI
>>59318156
Dunno bru
>>59318193
CHA
>>59318206
This is going to sound insensitive, but do you guys recognize that it's sort of strange to change the rules of elections and terms as much as Russia does?
>>59318156
I know only russian language test for citizenship.
http://centrevraz.ru/testirovanie-na-grazhdanstvo
>>59318368
Yes. I dont want vote for putin desu
>>59318584
What is the plan to defeat him in 2018?
>>59318584
Too late, your vote for Putin has already been counted.
>>59318646
I know? Maybe sex with trump on the wall :p
>>59318584
>>59318675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md2Mm1Vklm4
>>59318675
Exit poll dont think so.
>>59318869
>Exit poll
More like
>Exit polonium
I got 60%
90
>>59318937
Exit poo in loo :-----D
>>59319011
I like you. May I send you a bag of potatoes?
>>59318973
Giv me your pass nigga.
Im 70% ubermencsh.
>What is one thing that Abraham Lincoln did?
>Saved or preserved the Union
[citation needed]
>>59316886
58%
>>59319041
Sure. Russia St.Petersburg Vasilevsky Island 46/24.postcode 199004.
11/20
>ywn be American
>>59318973
deport yourself
>>59318973
FUGIN' COMMIE
http://www.lemonde.fr/societe/quiz/2012/04/27/pourriez-vous-obtenir-la-nationalite-francaise_1691078_3224.html
I found one unofficial test for France but... it's in French
I'm 95% American. Feels good man.
10 correct
>>59316499
lol I got that one wrong
55% enough?
In american highschools you can pass years with straight F's
But how much do you actually need?
>>59315545
>name 2 ways Americans can participate in elections ( or something like that)
>the correct answer lists 3 ways
American education
>>59320610
18/20
IT'S
HIGH
NOON
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>>59320697
I can own guns if im a permanent resident an married to an american right?
Dont need that shit, I already have the MOST POWERFUL passport.
>>59320610
no you can't pass years in American highschool with straight F's
15 out of 20
>>59319645
>2 years of French
I can't even find where the test is.
>>59320725
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>59316672
>>59317018
>>59319867
When are you moving here
>>59320840
No child left behind policy senpai.
You only need to actually do something at the final year.
2 were complete guesses as well
Does this make me American yet? Now I can eat Mc Donalds for breakfast lunch and dinner without looking like an idiot am I right?
>>59320977
I kinda missed the emigration ship by 150 years.
>>59319645
>wont let me google translate the questions
reeeeeeeeee
>>59319645
>11/15
au moins, j'ai mon accent sexy Anglo
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8hpeWBjfg
>>59315545
Fun test
>>59316726
Danish """"""""""relevancy"""""""""""""
>tfw I'm a real American
>>59315545
my score is 80 %
I got a 60%. I've lived here my entire life lol.
>>59319645
14/15
Shit
>>59316886
I got 15/24
not too shabby if i do say so myself
>>59316726
For a younger nation,america has significantly more important historical achievements to its name than denmark. What exactly did denmark achieve anyhow, you know, apart from inventing a retarded norwegian dialect and stealing a flag from Estonians
