>Britain, Ireland, America are all majestic and strong
>Australia is a high quality fuck up that could ruin your day
>...
>...
>Canada
A FUCKING LEAF
>>59314645
oh shit i forgot about you entirely haha does this happen often?
Whats canadas one? It looks like a rat
>>59314746
the mighty beaver of course, its buck teeth makes them feel a little better about their massive fucking teeth.
Where are New Zealanders? Kiwis are powerful, majestic creatures.
>>59314845
>Where are New Zealanders?
thats the joke lol
>>59314845
kiwis are cute, CUTE!
>>59315224
Holy shit thats the first live one I've seen, they look weird
Beavers, unlike lions and eagles (which only regulate the population of some large and small mammals), unlike kangaroos and deer (which are fucking pests) are ecosystem engineers, who build dams creating biological niches for both plants and shitload of other species of animals.
African ecosystem would do just fine without lions
Eagles are replacible by plethora of large predatory birds out there
Kangaroos >implying
Deer are pests in areas without large predators like wolves
While beavers are irreplacible by any other animals
Which Power Ranger would you be?
>>59314645
How often do you see Kiwis (not the people obvs) over there?
>>59315677
The big black one.
>>59315627
Go back to Katyn.
>tfw America isn't a turkey
>Canada actually has a larger bald eagle population
>>59315780
>Go back to Katyn.
ur just mad because a beaver is more entitled to a title of an "engineer" than your neet ass.
>>59314537
We all know the real answer.
>>59315894
I don't study engineering, I'm studying law, so yes u r correct, Ivan.
>>59315854
Yeah but Canada also has more Canadians
>>59315854
Are those things like really mean? How do they survive in the wild?
>>59315854
The Founding Fathers chose the bald eagle because it looked cool.
Only Based Benjamin was against it, because he knew that bald eagles acted like niggers.
>>59315627
Damn right
>>59315999
Yeah, well, he also caught syphilis from French whores.
>>59315854
You dodged a bullet there. Nobody would respect a country with a Turkey for its national animal.
>>59315627
>>59315894
>pole's favourite animal is one that works in water drainage systems
What a surprise.
>>59316184
But what if the country ate millions of their national animal in celebration?
>>59316375
well, you'd be patriotic
>>59316375
Does that mean I have to stop eating bison now?
>>59316338
>his favourite animal is a useless jobless cunt that people shoot at
just like a paddy
>>59316619
>his favourite animal is a euphemism for a cunt
>>59314537
The beaver is the ultimate symbol of masculinity and nobility.
>>59316789
>his favourite animal is the origin of the word "cuck" in all european languages
>>59315627
T H I S
H
I
S
>>59316884
>it took almost 1 hour for a retard to take your bait
must have been worrying there, sheamus.
The reason it's our national animal is because of their importance to our early economy (Fur trade shit).
But honestly beavers are shit, yeah. They are pests that block up rivers. My friends and I used to always have to tear apart their dams because they kept flooding my Uncle's crops. We shot dozens of them but they just kept fucking coming back and can rebuild their dams in an unbelievably short amount of time
>>59316937
It's called having fun.
>>59314537
>when a potato nigger says something
Heh...hehehe....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA HOLYY SHITTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A FUCKING IRISHMAN!!! HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHA
>>59316941
>But honestly beavers are shit, yeah.
Honestly fucking kill yourself.
>Britcucks literally have a national animal that doesn't exist in their country
>Britcukcs LITERALLY have a national animal that's from AFRICA
>>59317098
>Scotland's national animal
A FUCKING UNICORN
>>59314537
Why is Ireland some random deer? Irish Wolfhound would be a better mascot.
>>59316889
That's the cuckoo you dumb plumber.
>>59317149
Matches the status of their country quite well.
>>59317098
It's a symbol of British Empire's superior power, much like the bald eagle is a symbol of American freedom. But of course you knew that already.
>>59314537
A beaver cuts a tree down with his teeth, creates lakes and politely gives no shits.
>>59317174
I don't know but our Animal should be the polar bear. Of the worlds 22, 000 polar bears, Canada has 15, 000 of them.
>>59317008
>muh national symbol plz don't insult
Have you ever had to personally deal with beavers other than just sightseeing them?
They are annoying faggots. They are impressive, but still annoying faggots
>>59315947
>Yeah but Canada also has more Canadians
I dunno about that.
>>59317383
>Trivializing the beaver because they trigger him because he's a lowly farming peasant
>>59315627
Poland, our greatest ally.
We'll have your back in the great banter wars Poland.
>lion
>
>>59317098
they're making things up for that, that's why they are importing ahmeds and jamals by millions: asiatic and african lion, now it makes more sense
>>59317366
Good idea. Ours is the grizzly bear I think but honestly that belongs to Russia so we ought to switch it to something like Saimaa seal, reindeer or swan perhaps.
>>59315699
Not him but they're only found in small numbers in a few areas around the country. If you live in Stewart Island apparently they're easy to see there. There's a forest in the North Island where they live as well.
Most people here have only seen them at the zoo
>>59317098
It did when they ruled India & Kenya
>>59317246
>In Western traditions, cuckolds have sometimes been described as "wearing the horns of a cuckold" or just "wearing the horns." This is an allusion to the mating habits of stags, who forfeit their mates when they are defeated by another male
Polish - rogacz
French - porter de cornes
Italian - cornuto
Russian - rogonosec
German - horner tragen
Czech - parohac
Swedish - hanrej
L Y L
>>59317302
>It's a symbol of British "Empire's" "superior" "power"
never change finnish bongaboo
>not loving the beaver
Buncha slacked jawed faggots around here
>>59317634
butthurt yank always triggered by the Brits
>>59317628
Interesting. Though you did say in all European languages even though the english word is derived from cuckoo.
>>59314537
Which animal is actually native to the listed countries?
Hmm...
>>59317645
haha bénisse :DDD
>>59317634
> Still triggered that America will NEVER surpass Britain as the biggest empire of all time
>>59317634
>American emp-
oh wait no such thing ever existed
>>59317838
>implying there's a Union Jack on Mars
>>59317831
Mes Enfants. Benis La France :DDD
t. Jesus
>tfw your national animal is extinct in the wild
>>59315627
>African ecosystem would do just fine without lions
Someone never saw The Lion King. They are still child-murdering assholes though. Scar is most realistic lion.
>>59317899
Dieu te bénisse :DDDD
>>59317895
> conquering a territory where nobody existed.
>>59316338
>>59316619
top tier bant
>>59316619
fucking lmao
>>59317770
>English
>European
?
>>59317816
We have deer. They're not as populous as they were in olden times but they're still here. Like us.
>>59318155
The deer in question though is extinct. Google Irish elk.
>>59317098
>American education
They live in forests, are violent and antisocial, and make weird gobbling noises. Just like Finns.
>>59317628
Portuguese - corno
we use 'chifrudo' as well
>UK picks an animal they dont even have
should be a badger desu
>>59314537
>>59317846
based
>>59314537
>Britain
>Lion
Fucking limeys. Lions are from Africa and Asia. Brits are ugly looking weaklings with horrible teeth.
>>59318304
or a pole
>>59318247
dropped video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5495DKEdmRE
>>59318345
>teeth
>LEAF
BTFO
>>59318170
Irish elk went extinct thousands of years ago. The one in the pic is a regular deer.
>>59318304
The lion/leopard goes back, way back. Heraldry and shit.
Britain's true animal.
>>59318345
>>59318304
I think it should be the English bulldog
Both are ugly, fat, constantly pass gas and think they're tough
>>59318479
forgot pic
>>59318324
Ours and UK is based, everything else is shite.
>>59318501
Border collie is best British dog. Britain has lots of great dog breeds to be honest.
>>59318345
t. Rasheed and or Quebec
>>59318411
>that fucking stance whilst its powerwalking
what a fucking badass
>>59318501
Even looks kinda like Churchill.
>>59315627
Based Poland
After the oil wars and collapse of industrial civilization, the beavers will inherit the earth
>>59318580
Oh yes.
>>59318557
one bit me as a kid theyre fucking shit tier
>>59318620
You were probably a little cunt, and no doubt still are.
>>59318620
I hope it hurt you tiny little insect
>>59318557
>>59318620
You deserved it for thinking they are shit tier
>>59315627
Fuck even I never noticed that
>>59318304
Not to mention unoriginal. It's also the Dutch national animal, and isn't it also the Swedes'?
>>59318514
You sure that's perfidious enough?
>>59318935
>Having a lion when your country doesn't have lions
What could be more perfidious than that?
>>59319143
I think you should ease up on the lion thing mate
bow to the dragon, saxon cucks
>>59317895
literally a fucking rock really far away who cares
>>59319185
Shut up, waffle lmao
>>59314537
Isn't Ireland a part of the UK?
>>59318501
surprisingly good bantz
>>59319330
Yes, but the southern part pretends it's not.
>>59319330
The northern part is yes. The part with the best Irish accent.
I saw a bald eagle couple flying over a shopping centre yesterday. One of them was getting harassed by a crow and trying to fly away lmao
>>59318324
DIEU
>>59318565
>le if u dunt suck briten then ur le gaybekoi/le chink/ le arab
>>59318454
COEUR
DE
LION
>>59322446
Crows are the best animal.
>>59322590
>>le if u dunt suck briten then ur le gaybekoi/le chink/ le arab
Yes, 100%
>>59322721
So that's Canadian """"identity"""...
Kinda sad desu
>>59322740
the eternal buttmad frog
>>59322740
At least it isn't surrendering, eating snails an speaking an effeminate pig latin.
>>59322829
Why is that Brazilian holding up the French flag?
>>59319416
>you will never walk up to her and check the yes box with your finger
>>59322817
This is an act of aggression
>>59322817
all me
>>59322740
they play make believe that they are english but they are genetically french. I agree they are sad as fuck. More retarded than the U.S. I never liked the canadians
>>59322801
>>59322829
You look angry
>>59322909
>they play make believe that they are english but they are genetically french.
>>59322974
>implying brits are not frenchies
MON AMI, BORDEL
>>59322992
what le fuck are you on about m8
take your meds
>>59323056
Ok, but WHERE are my meds ?
>>59323056
>Brits are clueless about who they are and what their real identity is
>>59322909
>but they are genetically french
Pierre, pls
>>59322974
He's speaking French lies
>>59323134
hello yes hello you are french
>bants on /int/
>haha ur mad
>haha im not mad ur mad
fucking degenerates.
>>59314537
>There are no fucking lions in the UK
>>59323176
That's how it works, leaf
>>59323132
Just checked this out, as it caught my interest.
>40% of Brits are French
Not quite.
>The French contribution was not linked to the Norman invasion of 1066, however, but a previously unknown wave of migration to Britain some time after then end of the last Ice Age nearly 10,000 years ago.
France did not exist at this point.
Sorry, Pierre, but you can't take credit this time.
>>59323168
>what are migrants
>>59314537
Beaver
>Manipulates it's environment, creates a dope house
>Hard worker
>Clever
Eagle, Lion
>Proud
>Constantly BTFO by human scum
>Actually quite vulnerable
Stag
>Can barely defend itself
>Lives to survive
Kangaroo
>STRONK
Only the roo and the beaver will survive the tempest
The rest of you are fucked once the hull breaks
>France still exists
>>59323168
That's not how it works, fag. We are mostly descended from English and Scots. A lot of Germans in the prairies though and Francophones in Quebec.
>>59323209
didn't read your shit matey
>>59323104
Le Frenchie just mad because LE Chiggen is not incuded in the Anglos
Voila, pierre ici est le cock de la France pour vous. hon hon hon.
>>59323289
>>59323284
>France resorting to claiming a part of our superior genetics
Pathetic, m8.
>>59323209
>muh heritage
>>59323323
ok Pierre-John
>>59323266
>the leaf autism
>>59323220
This is who you are.
Literally me speaking english makes me more anglo than you
>>59323419
Ignores second highest immigrant ancestry, and peoples who identify as "American" were overwhelmingly English.
Try again Pierre.
>>59323419
>your country has immigrants therefore canada belongs to france
>>59323448
see >>59323168
The Americans hated you that's why they got rid of you. You're welcome.
Mostly English. The places that are English in this map are the most densely populated.
>>59323132
french dna is 100% african since we evolved in ethiopia
eat shit pierre (not that you dont do that already)
>>59323532
It's more of a love/hate relationship.
I'm sorry all you ended up with was Quebec.
>all these anglos tears ITT
i drink them while fucking your moms
>>59323571
you ended up with nothing
not even the EU ;^)
>>59316338
fucking class A bant
Good job, Paddy.
>>59323572
>Everytime
>>59322909
>>59322927
>>59322992
>>59323104
>>59323132
>>59323168
>>59323205
>>59323284
>>59323340
>>59323372
>>59323419
>>59323532
>>59323572
>>59323587
watch closely argentina
you could learn something
>>59323674
Learn what, terrible banter in broken English?
Sounds about right
>>59323132
That 40% is a result of migration 10,000 years ago just after the last ice age nigga. There was no French or English that far back, it's just we share 40% of our DNA with the current French. It's an interesting recent study though for sure.
frenchies making em mad itt
We have a mammal, now.
>>59318324
Fucking Imaginary animal, and a real animal never seen in the british isles nor canada.
>>59319416
Adult women with braces.
>New fetish confirmed.
>>59325674
She's around 15-16 there.
>>59325674
>Braces
I still hold my position.
>>59325771
Patrician taste, women with braces makes my dick diamonds.
>le engineering animal may may
>his cunts birds haven't started to master fire
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439042/Birds-prey-starting-fires-DELIBERATELY-Brown-falcon-dropped-smouldering-twigs-Australian-bush-smoke-mice-insects-say-researchers.html
>his cunts birds can't use tools
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NiMHJYNtrcc
>>59325621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMg73VvJmHk
Lel @ Canda and Ireland which have shit tier animals, a rat and Bambi.
>>59326150
>A
>FUCKING
>COCK
>>59326150
> Coq
> Cuck
> Mfw
