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>Ah yes, a /pol/tard that doesn't understand sarcasm.
edition
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>starts brit thread
>is a yank
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crayon pop
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Kyary
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>still no sara gf

why even live?
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it surprised me that 'hipster musician struggling with the impersonal anonymity of the rich inner city while relying on the activity to feed his creativity and using it to bolster his leftist politics' was such a widely experienced cliche


seems rather specific
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IR student meme: Economics is a field of study that has been dominated by reptiles since the mid 70's
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>>59310634
tom bf when
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Lol pretty much enarly every erasmus student i know with a bf is or has cheated on him here in the UK. Feel bad for cucks in long distance "relationships".

Ever since i got clean though all i'm thinking about is snow though, haven't masturbated in nearly a year because i just cant think of girls.
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>>59310655
>he did international relations
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Think I did a better map of the races of the world desu lads
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>>59310634
i NEED to lick her fanny and worship her eeeee
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Can you say "a cramped shirt"?

Or "cramped jumper" or whatever?
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>>59310731
>that strip going all the way to eastern russia
just why
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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=81443521
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>>59310759
No mate. It's tight, not cramped
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>>59310759
Do you mean it's tight (cramped generally meaning lack of space in a room for example)?

O do you maybe mean crumpled / wrinkled (as in messy and un-ironed?
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>>59310759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0788McjZe62
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>>59310731
bit exaggerated by colonialism. shouldn't really play into when considering whether each race "originates "
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thinking of hiring a nice car for a week to show off lads
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there is no real need to cut spending in the UK right now
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Frankie Boyle was shit on HIGNFY
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>>59310805
Tight can be good.
Cramped can't.

>>59310826
>Do you mean it's tight
I mean "overly tight". Tight in a bad way.
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>>59310834
underrated post
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>>59310858
what a pleb thing to do
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>>59310860
mass green belt building when
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PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME

Okay, boys and girls...
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>>59310712
ends up in some bretty gool jobs if you actually get a job related to the field 2bh. a m8o 2 years above me who did same course works for DFID now, he's kinda family as well so i'm hoping to get work experience there

i'll be out of spain by the time i'm whining on here about no job prospects so you'll never know :)
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>>59310731
your house should be yellow m8 lol
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>>59310731
Still wrong, Rasheed.
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>>59310877
had lunch at the table next to him in glasgow
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>>59310731
fixed it for you
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AM RONNIE PICKERING
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>>59310903
We'd still say tight.

Too tight
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>>59310858
this is paki tier, if you aren't rich then don't try to pretend you are.
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>>59310705
consumption doesn't account for technological process. consumption is merely a function of income.
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We just got into FIFA lads
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Has anyone here never been abroad?
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>>59310916
good shout

abolish those too
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Which one of you was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Uemtd2pjs
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>>59311001
"A too tight shirt" doesn't sound right.

"An overly tight shirt" sounds snooty.
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>>59311020
>Fifa elects a black woman
>first act is to let the rock monkeys in

Great...
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Samuel Huntington got nothing wrong
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>>59310921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuaVkbnRw6c

I prefer this cheeky banger desu
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>>59310997
is this the guy who shot up cumbria
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>>59311031
nah i've been to birmingham mate
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>>59311020
congrats see you at the next world cup
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>>59311020
Are you a monkey?
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>>59310781
That's where white Russians live

>>59310849
Decided on a modern day one desu

>>59310952
Rude

>>59310957
How so, Rorke?
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>>59311046
"The/My/Your shirt is too tight"
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MASSIVE poo coming out
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>>59311051

Islam will dominate the planet
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>>59311034
that was a meme comment of you. kys predictable cunt
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>>59311052
giving it a watch momentarily
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>>59311086
are you gay?

lmaoo
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>>59311102
See >>59311046
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>>59311110
unlucky on the quints miss lad

>>59311111
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>>59311089
they're all mongloids on the whole eastern side
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Fun fact

Christianity was brought to Scandinavia in the 8th century whereas the Sami people in the north were unconverted from Shamanism till the 18th century
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bloody 'ell lads, me trousers are bloody cramped today they is
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cause panic, we said it before
it leaves you left like a rag to the drawer
cause panic, said it before
beeline here, a hundred percent brawl
cause panic, we said it before
c4 hitting and killing the dance floor
cause panic, said it before
like swat team kicking off a crack house door
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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102184105
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>>59310903
Cramped refers to people and rooms
>this living room is cramped with 20 people in it
whereas with a shirt you'd say it's too small or too tight
>this shirt is tight on me, better get 1 size larger
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>>59310952
underrated post
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>Christianity was brought to Scandinavia in the 8th century whereas the Sami people in the north were unconverted from Shamanism till the 18th century
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>>59311178
>has children

probably like a wizards sleeve down there m8 give it a miss
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have forgotten what I'm even supposed to be giving a shit about ...
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genuine suggestion: elect politicians the way we hire anyone in civil service or local government.
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>>59311192
So you'd say "a too tight shirt"?

And they say cramped about shoes too for instance, gets thousands of hits on google.
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Harry Enfield's impression of Prince Charles is fucking bang on.
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Lads is it normal for an ex to text you drunk apologising about everything? What is she after? I'm sure she got another bf
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>>59311138
You're saying it wrong.

"A tight shirt, the shirt is tight" - straight adjective and noun.

Too/overly is an adverb, so it changes the structure of the sentence, you say "the shirt is too tight" or "the shirt is cramped". You can no longer put the adjective first as it no longer makes sense.
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>>59311288
penis
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>>59311288
sex
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>>59311269

that refers to your toes being cramped

A group of things get cramped together
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two normies are kissing and touching each other quite heavily near my window lads
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English grammar and regressive taxes. Riveting stuff for a Friday night.
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>>59311051
>sri lanka
>southern vietnam
>western new guinea
>timor
>kazakhstan
>east turkestan

All wrong desu
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>>59311154
that's why he included the strip

descendants of european russians live within that strip whereas the tribes and natives live within it and mostly outside of it

he has done the same for australia

>>59310731
very good map
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>>59311340
get your machine out
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>>59311288
everythings gone tits up with her new man and she's realised she needs a nice guy like you

don't give her the time of day though
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>>59311301
But "a tight shirt" can be a good thing.

>>59311325
Cramped just refers to "that which suffers/induces cramps".
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>>59311340
shout free palastine and throw something
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>>59311343
How are your daughters? x
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literal angel
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so glad i managed to leave school right before internet memery became mainstream (2009). cant imagine how cringe going to school nowadays must be.
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this is my last ever post on /brit/

goodbye
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why are you all taking about tight shirts

are you poofters or something?
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>>59311358
ty xoxo
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>>59311373

Well, you're clearly the expert on English, Poirot
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Ay
En
En
Ay
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>>59311420
fuck off underage
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>>59311373
>But "a tight shirt" can be a good thing.

So? There's no single word commonly used in English to mean what you want to say. I'm sure cramped fits a dictionary definition but nobody says it and you'll sound like a retarded JF.
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>people are still discussing the grammar of "a cramped shirt"
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>>59311399
looks like she fell from heaven and landed on her face
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tfw no bf
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was a no-wiper
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>>59311357
noted

>turkestan
is this a meme or does it just sound like one
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>>59311269
>So you'd say "a too tight shirt"?
>And they say cramped about shoes too for instance, gets thousands of hits on google.
I'd say "this shirt is too tight" or "this shirt is too small."

You might say that shoes are cramped because your toes are being stuffed into a small space. Cramped usually refers to spaces, like "this workplace hasn't been cleaned up so it feels cramped" or something like that.
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>>59311478
me on the left
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>>59311489
tom?
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>>59311478
me on the left
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>>59311455
im 22 you cretin
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>>59311527
Who?
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>>59311489
>bbc

typical
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>>59311478
Awful """"""people""""""

>>59311516
They're all Muslamic Turk Pakis here
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>download obscure russian film
>60 seeders

ahh yes, very impressive
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>>59311340
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If you don't chuckle at this or understand it you do not deserve to call yourself a brit desu
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>>59311552
exactly
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>>59311564
my bf
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>>59311564
steve?
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>>59311592
>reddit "humour"
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>>59311592
JF OUT
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>>59311606
low-T
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is "it's too tight a shirt" right? it sounds right but looks wrong
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>>59311478
done this before haha
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>>59311565
There's a literal tranny on Eastenders now m8
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>>59311606
do you reckon he's shagged sara yet?
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>>59311650
It's right, but weirdly formal
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why are yanks so cringy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6BCPoR40A
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>>59311600
fuck off grandad
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>there are children born in the year 2000 leaving school this month
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more socks are very cramped today

*cuts off toe*

ahhh that's better
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>>59310858
>>59311011
Had a couple of paki friends in college who actually did this, hired out an Audi for a week
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Is there a cold war going on or not

A year ago or two I would've said yes, then it seemed alri, now seems to be heating (rather, cooling) up again
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went into wickes the other day lads

this guy in a blue apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking

luckily I got the first punch in
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Why are children born in 1999 so self-entitled and label themselves and """"90's kids""""?
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>>59311711
I left school in 2000
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dating sites are depressing as heck

these women are terrible
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>>59311711
>there are people born in 1998 doing porn right now
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>>59311711
Don't do this to me, I'm leaving uni and already feel old
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>>59311591
inshallah brother if i had my m16 id go supreme gentleman long ago
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went into homebase the other day lads

this guy in a red apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking

luckily I got the first punch in
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>>59311751
why are you conversing with them?
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>>59311666
sara's frigid in comparison to her m8s so if they did anything it was probably only a light bit of cum on her chest
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>>59311756
Use your looks to get into Beautiful People and your wealth to get into Elite Singles
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>>59311755
MODS
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>>59311756
literally all the unpopped kernels left at the bottom of a bag of delicious popcorn that nobody wants to eat
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>>59311756
>not just getting a job, an apartment, becoming financially stable and living vicariously through internet waifus

embrace it m8
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>>59311743
nah lad

literally they were threatening to nuke each other openly, conducting nuclear tests regularly and shit. Theres tension atm but nothing like that imo
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>>59311684
>he hasnt seen oppa revision style
then again this is worse because it has high production values and doesnt have pure intentions
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Ah the weekend, will be nice to sleep in and hang out with my girlfriend oh wait I don't have a girlfriend hahahahaha
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>>59311684

even worse than i could have imagined
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went into Wickes the other day lads

turns out they don't do decking, they're more of a shop for tradesmen

which is a bit of a disappointment
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>A 500lb World War Two bomb found on the site of a former school in Bath has been defused and made safe.

there could be a giant bomb waiting under your kitchen flooring as we speak
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Poleaboo finished watching the two seasons of "Transparent" that are out

Not a good show but it does a good job of touching on trans issues occasionally

I can say it did definitely help me so there's merit in that for sure
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some mong outside my window making a lot of noise
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Ah the weekend, will be nice to sleep in and hang out with my boufriend oh wait I don't have a boyfriend hahahahaha
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lads, listen to this right. me and my group of mates are all 22/23, apart from one of us, who has always said he is 24. he looks older a fair bit older compared to us but never thought much about it, some people look older than others its normal. but i was at his house the other day and he had a birthday card from some member of his family on the shelf and i read it when he went to go for a piss and it was saying happy 26th birthday... not 24, what the fuck do i make of this lads? this happened a few weeks ago and i had forgotten about it until now.
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left school in 2011 lads
doesn't feel like 5 years when we all went and got pissed at the field after the last day
bet none of you autists were invited to that though hahahha
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went into b&q the other day lads

this guy in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted to get plastered

i don't even drink
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>>59311907
didn't read any of this
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Went to waitrose the other day. Told the prick I wanted to deck him.

Luckily I got the first punch in and ratatouille in a can.
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>>59311883
Poleaboo, you're sexier as a man
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drinking myself to death
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leftie slag i know irl just retweed commie mami lads
worrying
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went into greggs the other day lads

this guy in an blue apron came up to me and asked if I wanted a bun

i don't even smoke

he also called me a racist
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>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

>Self-imposed social isolation

>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

>Feelings of inadequacy

>Severe low self-esteem

>Self-loathing

>Mistrust of others

>Emotional distancing related to intimacy

>Highly self-conscious

>Self-critical about their problems relating to others

>Problems in occupational functioning

>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

>Feeling inferior to others

>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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>>59311883
you're not a trans you fucking cunt you're just looking for attention again
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>>59311987
doxxed you
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beautiful
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>>59311939
delete this cringe post
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>>59311975
face like a slapped arse
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>>59311880
I live in Bradford so there's a threat of explosion at all times 2bh
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>>59311939
very good
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lost all desire for a gf

can't stand women in general now after working with them for 3 years. i'm surrounded at work. so conditioned to my lonely life and terrified of breaking the routine.
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>>59311991
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>>59311975
josefina is actual perfection
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was at work at b&q the other day and a customer punched me when i tried to help him

have reported the incident to the police
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>>59311991
hello fellow APD lad
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>>59311878
wickes do decking m8 they just don't do plants ect.

they do fencing and stonework too
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internet gf has updated her line profile
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>>59311989
>he also called me a racist

why?
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What's it like to shower with a girl lads?
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>>59312012
Bullshit, most of the UK didn't even vote for local elections this time. It was only some councils.
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>>59311915

had my masters before you finished school
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>delayed my American shows by a day
>now I have to watch two episodes of TBBT in a row instead of having a week between them

Ugh
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>>59312073
>not getting the greggs racist gimmick

actually off yourself
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lads what's a high reasonable dose of etizolam? 5 mg?
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>>59312012
me still in the blue
>that ring surrounding birmingham
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>>59312002
I'm 24

I've wanted to be a girl since I was a child and have been wearing girls clothes for over a decade

>>59311970
No I'm not

I'll have a better chance finding love as a girl
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Can't believe that the US is actually allowing men to use womens bathrooms and vice versa

What are we going to do about the transgender menace?

Its literally anti science and anti logic to cater to them.
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>>59312087
Dunno but I've showered with a guy before.
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>>59312087
wet bags of sand
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>>59312087

Quite good. Lathering up her tits. Gonna do this in a bit with the bird actually.
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if your area was not bombed to smithereens by the germans in ww2 youre not british
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>>59312012
Didn't know they were voting for the prime minister
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>>59312094
and we're both still sitting on the chon on a friday night
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>>59312103
>not getting the greggs racist gimmick

actually off yourself
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fucking hell lads look at this
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Went to cheddar gorge the other day

the tour guide asked me if I wanted to explore her cave

I'm now on trial for rape charges
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The most common early warning signs of schizophrenia include:

Social withdrawal.
Hostility or suspiciousness.
Deterioration of personal hygiene.
Flat, expressionless gaze.
Inability to cry or express joy.
Inappropriate laughter or crying.
Depression.
Oversleeping or insomnia.
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please stop encouraging him
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>>59311991

>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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>>59312124
We're beyond politics at this point. I'm just worried we won't have enough lampposts.
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need to vape a fat dab lads
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>>59312030
not all women are like the one in your work place most probably seeing as there are 4 billion of them
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got called a racist by my mate Gregg
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>>59312202
this filename is too long
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>>59312170
very good
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>>59311759
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ah yes, a magnificent culture to import
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>>59312229
tell us what happened lad
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>>59312123
do you think you would be a pretty girl?
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why have yanks not taken over the """"great"""" white north yet?
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Gregg's is a racist shop, I hear.
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>>59312185

I just don't understand

Why aren't we more interested in fixing what we know is a mental illness?

Why are we going against what the science is telling us?

These people know you literally cannot be born in the wrong gender?
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>>59312254
http://www.iafd.com/lookupyear.rme/year=1997
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>>59312284
they don't let blacks touch the pasties
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>>59312281

We cucked them last time they tried.
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Might have some nutella on toast for breakfast lads.
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>>59312277
he called me a racist
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>>59312279
I am still struggling to line up reality with my dreams

Need to learn makeup before I get a better idea of whether or not I should transition
>>
reading "the long telegram" lads, getting some weird feels from it desu
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>>59312352
ye but why
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>>59312352
In Gregg's?
>>
Chipper.
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>>59312292
Left (i.e., Jews) is always seeking to undermine gender norms because they realize (correctly) that doing so will drop fertility rates and extinguish the hated white race once and for all.
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>>59312292
they dont really hurt anyone and im not sure if theres a clear consensus about what makes them behave and think like the way they do
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>>59312378
i was being racist
>>59312380
at Gregg's house, yes
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Thoughts on Poleaboo buying this?
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>>59312169
This is better
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Graffiti from Pompeii

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

>7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

>V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle); 4289: Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10677: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.

>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
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Got called a racist, so I went to greggs for a pity pasty
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>>59312360
I'd find it personally hilarious if you transitioned
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>>59312419
to gregg?
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My friend greg is a bit of a racist lads.
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>>59312448
>Top hat only high tier

Fucking traitor
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>>59312448
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>>59312448
switch car and thimble
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>>59312272
Is there actually any proof of this?
>>
You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
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got called a fascist in greggs
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>>59312448
>boot not god tier
>iron not shit tier

disgusting
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grog called me a rapist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE

analysing this video lads
>some people's face is all the same colour
>some people's nose is a different colour
does this mean they've been on the charlie?
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>>59312392
>Left (i.e., Jews)
hmmm excuse me mr yank but that is very hurtful
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just seen this fucking huge monster in my garage

what the fuck do i do
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>>59312508
>a picture
>not objective proof
hownew.ru
>>
>>59312546
Burn your house down and move
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>what about the indian engineer or the new zealand doctor?
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>>59312546
don't panic we have an expert in here

>>59312529
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why was east england late in getting christianity?
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>>59312508

https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/07/17/half-of-worlds-muslims-are-inbred-due-to-generations-of-incest/
>>
Who is better?

Emma Watson?
Emma Stone?
Emma Roberts?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10188547

Who is the superior Emma and why?
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>>59312546
just fucking bolt out m8
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god galled a rasesd in gregs
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>>59312618
It was pushed out by the angles and saxons (we were christian due to Roman rule) then they converted to Christianity.
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>>59312642
stone
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>>59312546
leave it be
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got called a racist by greggs earlier lads
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>>59312642

who cares lol
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Freezing on a park bench lads. Mummy and daddy think I'm out with mates. Daddy even gave me £50 and told me to have fun. When can I go back home?
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>>59312642
Watson, because this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463175365920.webm
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>>59312618
>east england
mate that's the whole of england
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>Why yes I do indeed watch the most bodacious ex-camwhore YouTuber Evalion for insightful and deep political videos akin to the renowned philosophers Molyneux and Sargon
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anyone else use mturk?
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>>59312432
>all that gay sex
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>>59312642
I don't like any of these
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>>59312696
jokes on you i dont like anyone ahahaha
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Rei best girl
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>>59312709
that's Roberts tho
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called greg a racist earlier
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>>59312539
Won't stand for this lad.
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found £20 in my pocket

going to the 24hr greggs what should I get?
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>>59312696
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>>59312707
FOAL
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>anyone else use mturk?
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>>59312770
cheese pizza
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>>59312729

*waits for an argument*
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>>59312770
watch out in case someone calls you a racist
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>>59312770
Booze and hot cheetos
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>>59312448
dog is elder god tier you pleb, same with the boot
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>>59312770
called racist
>>
>>59312770
sausage bean melt and a yum yum
>>59312821
FOY
>>
>>59312621
Mate...
>>
>>59312770
>24hr greggs

That's a thing?
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>>59312855
I hope so.
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>>59312796
Nonce
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>>59312696
>liking people
FONT
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>evalion's teeth
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>>59312855
Yeah it's only a few major ones in places like Manchester and Newcastle and they only do it on friday/saturday

they have bouncers too
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>>59312855
there's one in a petrol station by me that opens at 5am
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>>59312749
>being wrong
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Travelling to the UK to visit a greggs later this year. I'm a bit of a racist. Will I have any problems lads?
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>>59312849

>Today, 70% of all Pakistanis are inbred and in Turkey the amount is between 25-30% (Jyllands-Posten, 27/2 2009 “More stillbirths among immigrants“).

>Jyllands-Posten, 27/2 2009 “More stillbirths among immigrants“

look it up
>>
ahh yes, i can feel it
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>>59312942
only if you don't like people telling you what your are you'll be fine
>>
how come poms get 5 guys, papa johns and their own gregg's

why do we only get shit here
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>>59312942
Gregg's is a Labour party stronghold lad.
>>
>>59312900
>>59312901
Can you imagine being someone who has to work those shifts?
>So what do you do?
>Oh I sell pasties to drunkards at 4am
Dire
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>>59312900
>they have bouncers too

lel

>YOU CAN'T COME IN WITH THOSE SHOES MATE
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reminder that we had fighter jets searching for raoul moat, one man on the loose with a gun
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>>59312942
might get called racist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VynEVhpCQo

>2011
>not using your asshole as a base to ground your parasympathetic consciousness life force into and through Mother Earth with love, intent and consent
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>
>>59312993
why are you in russia
>>
>>59312900
Our Safeways are 24hr but stop selling alcohol at 1a
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>>59312993
probably an immigrant
>>
>>59312995
howlin'
>>
>>59312999
Good old moatie
>>
>>59312999
all we needed was gazza and a fishing rod
>>
>>59312983
Is the commonwealth truly equal when Aussies are denied Gregg's?
>>
>>59313010
Me on the right
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>>59313016
Tax avoidance purposes. Also the pussy game ridiculous.
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>>59312995
maccys have bouncers too
the only late night establishments who don't are kebab shops, and this is what happens to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAzHB6oxMc
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>>59313010
me in the middle
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>>59312951
did you actually look it up though? :\
>>
https://youtu.be/1rmo3fKeveo

*aligns chakras*
>>
>work an admin job where i have to look at dozens of bank statements a day
>itunes payments EVERYWHERE
>>
>>59313084
seriously lad? are you wealthy?
>>
>>59313143

http://jyllands-posten.dk/livsstil/familiesundhed/sundhed/ECE4116348/Flere-d%C3%B8df%C3%B8dsler-blandt-indvandrere/
>>
>>59313125
that you?
>>
>>59313035
Tax avoidance from what, sure you aren't some Autist visiting Moscow
>>
>>59313125
hi te
>>
>>59313167
Ever seen someone buy a 4chan pass?
>>
>>59312983
I've never had 5 Guys but I hear it isn't good
>>
>>59313186
not an answer to my question
>>
>tfw no greggs here either
extremely jealous tbqh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

What the fuck
>>
>>59313248

it's fine if you're a paki mate, we're blaming your god awful culture/religion for suggesting that you shag your cousin.
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>>59313265
why would you be jealous of that
>>
>>59313265
Good lad
>>
>>59313265
Come to terms with the fact you don't deserve a Gregg's.
>>
>>59313304
looks good
>>
>>59313303
>titantic in 2016
It would have lifeboats
>>
teach me about your culture
>>
>>59313304
to weed out the racists
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>>59313283
fantastic logic to reinforce an outstanding argument m8
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>>59313246

five guys is very good for fast food but massively overpriced.
>>
>>59313283
>le paki defence mechanism when your bullshit is called out

Mate, there's reason enough to bitch about pakis, but proffering lies and ropey 'facts' is fucking embarrassing.
>>
>>59313374
crisps and slags
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>>59313237

what does that show up as?
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would bum you all because of tfw no gf
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lads come an try a bakery that doesn't encourage racism

me in the middle
>>
>>59313276
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me in the shorts tbqh
>>
>>59313389
Best Coast has In n Out and it's pretty cheap too
>Tfw double double with grilled onions and chopped chilies
>>
>>59313374
see the video in >>59313091 for a nice summary of british culture
>>
Everytime my phone vibrates and it's not my internet gf I die a little inside
>>
>>59313374
Being emotionally crippled and Match of the Day
>>
>>59313408
>crisps
is this the reason for your crappy teeth?

>slags
or is this the reason for your crappy teeth?
>>
>>59313265
It's literal shit-tier food. If you're going to bother with this re-heated processed shit at least buy Coopland's.
>>
>>59313378
DUDE
>>
>>59313462
>me in the middle

Fucking the fake tanned slag and the nignog?
>>
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48772078

Must be over 5’10” to read this profile ;)
>>
>>59313387

i'm not sure what's going on with your short, nondescript replies but approximately 70% of pakis who are married are married to a 1st cousin, which means they're massively inbred.
>>
>>
>>59313449
*starts running to scotland*
>>
>>59313515
>Scotland

Why trade one death for another?
>>
>>59313374
Crisps
Slags
Banter
Greggs
Depression
Rampant Alcoholism
Class Divides
Racism
Football
The Local Chippy
Chavs
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>tfw realising all the hints my grandad gave me when i was a kid that he wanted me to become an officer in the army
>tfw was completely oblivious to it back then
>tfw now realising thats exactly what i should have done
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British Empire?
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>>59313502

I'm 186cm and that shit annoys me to no end, why is it always the munters that have all these stupid demands
>>
>>59313572
>Rampant Alcoholism
I know this one. It's fucking good right?
>>
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>>59313481
Why are you using yank memes? You should be using your native Somali memes.
>>
>>59313508
and this is according to your rinky dink Danish-language newspaper source?
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think she might be braless lads
>>
>>59313572
very good summation
>>
>>59313340
its just a pleb bakery though
>>
>>59313613
need some lucozade?
>>
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>>59313606
Yeah.
>>
>Leonard's dad is going to marry Sheldon's mum

I got it before they revealed it, but really late still
>>
>>59313594
what hints did he give?
>>
>>59313608
>186cm
fuck off continental twat
>>
>>59313614
>Racist in 2016
wow thought this was a meme
>>
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>>59313606
What ever flag that is empire?
>>
>>59313624
Who dis?
>>
>>59313652
>>59313652
>>59313652

new
>>
>>59313663
mugabe
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>>59313629
HOW DEAR YOU
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>>59313546
it's a reddit thing
>>
>>59313629
Do they have it in NL?
>>
>>59313613
yeah haha well good
>>
>>59313696
>>59313696
>>59313696
new
>>
>>59313694
A bit like Labour party then?
>>
>>59313622

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-festival/8544359/Hay-Festival-2011-Professor-risks-political-storm-over-Muslim-inbreeding.html

another

>Studies have found that within the city (Bradford), more than 70 per cent of marriages are between relations, with more than half involving first cousins.

>Separate studies have found that while British Pakistanis make up three per cent of all births, they account for one in three British children born with genetic illnesses.

>“It is common in the Islamic world to marry your brother’s daughter, which is actually closer than marrying your cousin.

>“We should be concerned about that as there can be a lot of hidden genetic damage. Children are much more likely to get two copies of a damaged gene.”

>He added: “Bradford is very inbred. There is a huge amount of cousins marrying each other there.” Research in Bradford has found that babies born to Pakistani women are twice as likely to die in their first year as babies born to white mothers, with genetic problems linked to inbreeding identified as a “significant” cause.
>>
>>59313665
he was in the army himself and basically used to always go on about how prestigious being an officer was and looking back at it just the manner in which he said it he was strongly implying i should have done it but i didnt pick up on it
>>
>>59313624
Bad tit job.
>>
Pakis are just like the monarchy, kek
>>
>>59311759
Some of them have been at it for years
>>
went to wookey hole the other day

your mum says to call her more chuck
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