>Ah yes, a /pol/tard that doesn't understand sarcasm.
edition
>starts brit thread
>is a yank
crayon pop
Kyary
>still no sara gf
why even live?
it surprised me that 'hipster musician struggling with the impersonal anonymity of the rich inner city while relying on the activity to feed his creativity and using it to bolster his leftist politics' was such a widely experienced cliche
seems rather specific
IR student meme: Economics is a field of study that has been dominated by reptiles since the mid 70's
>>59310634
tom bf when
Lol pretty much enarly every erasmus student i know with a bf is or has cheated on him here in the UK. Feel bad for cucks in long distance "relationships".
Ever since i got clean though all i'm thinking about is snow though, haven't masturbated in nearly a year because i just cant think of girls.
>>59310655
>he did international relations
Think I did a better map of the races of the world desu lads
>>59310634
i NEED to lick her fanny and worship her eeeee
Can you say "a cramped shirt"?
Or "cramped jumper" or whatever?
>>59310731
>that strip going all the way to eastern russia
just why
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=81443521
>>59310759
No mate. It's tight, not cramped
>>59310759
Do you mean it's tight (cramped generally meaning lack of space in a room for example)?
O do you maybe mean crumpled / wrinkled (as in messy and un-ironed?
>>59310759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0788McjZe62
>>59310731
bit exaggerated by colonialism. shouldn't really play into when considering whether each race "originates "
thinking of hiring a nice car for a week to show off lads
there is no real need to cut spending in the UK right now
Frankie Boyle was shit on HIGNFY
>>59310805
Tight can be good.
Cramped can't.
>>59310826
>Do you mean it's tight
I mean "overly tight". Tight in a bad way.
>>59310834
underrated post
>>59310858
what a pleb thing to do
>>59310860
mass green belt building when
PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME
Okay, boys and girls...
>>59310712
ends up in some bretty gool jobs if you actually get a job related to the field 2bh. a m8o 2 years above me who did same course works for DFID now, he's kinda family as well so i'm hoping to get work experience there
i'll be out of spain by the time i'm whining on here about no job prospects so you'll never know :)
>>59310731
your house should be yellow m8 lol
>>59310731
Still wrong, Rasheed.
>>59310877
had lunch at the table next to him in glasgow
>>59310731
fixed it for you
AM RONNIE PICKERING
>>59310903
We'd still say tight.
Too tight
>>59310858
this is paki tier, if you aren't rich then don't try to pretend you are.
>>59310705
consumption doesn't account for technological process. consumption is merely a function of income.
We just got into FIFA lads
Has anyone here never been abroad?
>>59310916
good shout
abolish those too
Which one of you was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Uemtd2pjs
>>59311001
"A too tight shirt" doesn't sound right.
"An overly tight shirt" sounds snooty.
>>59311020
>Fifa elects a black woman
>first act is to let the rock monkeys in
Great...
Samuel Huntington got nothing wrong
>>59310921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuaVkbnRw6c
I prefer this cheeky banger desu
>>59310997
is this the guy who shot up cumbria
>>59311031
nah i've been to birmingham mate
>>59311020
congrats see you at the next world cup
>>59311020
Are you a monkey?
>>59310781
That's where white Russians live
>>59310849
Decided on a modern day one desu
>>59310952
Rude
>>59310957
How so, Rorke?
>>59311046
"The/My/Your shirt is too tight"
MASSIVE poo coming out
>>59311051
Islam will dominate the planet
>>59311034
that was a meme comment of you. kys predictable cunt
>>59311052
giving it a watch momentarily
>>59311086
are you gay?
lmaoo
>>59311110
unlucky on the quints miss lad
>>59311111
>>59311089
they're all mongloids on the whole eastern side
Fun fact
Christianity was brought to Scandinavia in the 8th century whereas the Sami people in the north were unconverted from Shamanism till the 18th century
bloody 'ell lads, me trousers are bloody cramped today they is
cause panic, we said it before
it leaves you left like a rag to the drawer
cause panic, said it before
beeline here, a hundred percent brawl
cause panic, we said it before
c4 hitting and killing the dance floor
cause panic, said it before
like swat team kicking off a crack house door
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102184105
>>59310903
Cramped refers to people and rooms
>this living room is cramped with 20 people in it
whereas with a shirt you'd say it's too small or too tight
>this shirt is tight on me, better get 1 size larger
>>59310952
underrated post
>Christianity was brought to Scandinavia in the 8th century whereas the Sami people in the north were unconverted from Shamanism till the 18th century
>>59311178
>has children
probably like a wizards sleeve down there m8 give it a miss
have forgotten what I'm even supposed to be giving a shit about ...
genuine suggestion: elect politicians the way we hire anyone in civil service or local government.
>>59311192
So you'd say "a too tight shirt"?
And they say cramped about shoes too for instance, gets thousands of hits on google.
Harry Enfield's impression of Prince Charles is fucking bang on.
Lads is it normal for an ex to text you drunk apologising about everything? What is she after? I'm sure she got another bf
>>59311138
You're saying it wrong.
"A tight shirt, the shirt is tight" - straight adjective and noun.
Too/overly is an adverb, so it changes the structure of the sentence, you say "the shirt is too tight" or "the shirt is cramped". You can no longer put the adjective first as it no longer makes sense.
>>59311288
penis
>>59311288
sex
>>59311269
that refers to your toes being cramped
A group of things get cramped together
two normies are kissing and touching each other quite heavily near my window lads
English grammar and regressive taxes. Riveting stuff for a Friday night.
>>59311051
>sri lanka
>southern vietnam
>western new guinea
>timor
>kazakhstan
>east turkestan
All wrong desu
>>59311154
that's why he included the strip
descendants of european russians live within that strip whereas the tribes and natives live within it and mostly outside of it
he has done the same for australia
>>59310731
very good map
>>59311340
get your machine out
>>59311288
everythings gone tits up with her new man and she's realised she needs a nice guy like you
don't give her the time of day though
>>59311301
But "a tight shirt" can be a good thing.
>>59311325
Cramped just refers to "that which suffers/induces cramps".
>>59311340
shout free palastine and throw something
>>59311343
How are your daughters? x
literal angel
so glad i managed to leave school right before internet memery became mainstream (2009). cant imagine how cringe going to school nowadays must be.
this is my last ever post on /brit/
goodbye
why are you all taking about tight shirts
are you poofters or something?
>>59311358
ty xoxo
>>59311373
Well, you're clearly the expert on English, Poirot
Ay
En
En
Ay
>>59311420
fuck off underage
>>59311373
>But "a tight shirt" can be a good thing.
So? There's no single word commonly used in English to mean what you want to say. I'm sure cramped fits a dictionary definition but nobody says it and you'll sound like a retarded JF.
>people are still discussing the grammar of "a cramped shirt"
>>59311399
looks like she fell from heaven and landed on her face
tfw no bf
was a no-wiper
>>59311357
noted
>turkestan
is this a meme or does it just sound like one
>>59311269
>So you'd say "a too tight shirt"?
>And they say cramped about shoes too for instance, gets thousands of hits on google.
I'd say "this shirt is too tight" or "this shirt is too small."
You might say that shoes are cramped because your toes are being stuffed into a small space. Cramped usually refers to spaces, like "this workplace hasn't been cleaned up so it feels cramped" or something like that.
>>59311478
me on the left
>>59311489
tom?
>>59311478
me on the left
>>59311455
im 22 you cretin
>>59311527
Who?
>>59311489
>bbc
typical
>>59311478
Awful """"""people""""""
>>59311516
They're all Muslamic Turk Pakis here
>download obscure russian film
>60 seeders
ahh yes, very impressive
>>59311340
If you don't chuckle at this or understand it you do not deserve to call yourself a brit desu
>>59311552
exactly
>>59311564
my bf
>>59311564
steve?
>>59311592
>reddit "humour"
>>59311592
JF OUT
>>59311606
low-T
is "it's too tight a shirt" right? it sounds right but looks wrong
>>59311478
done this before haha
>>59311565
There's a literal tranny on Eastenders now m8
>>59311606
do you reckon he's shagged sara yet?
>>59311650
It's right, but weirdly formal
why are yanks so cringy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6BCPoR40A
>>59311600
fuck off grandad
>there are children born in the year 2000 leaving school this month
more socks are very cramped today
*cuts off toe*
ahhh that's better
>>59310858
>>59311011
Had a couple of paki friends in college who actually did this, hired out an Audi for a week
Is there a cold war going on or not
A year ago or two I would've said yes, then it seemed alri, now seems to be heating (rather, cooling) up again
went into wickes the other day lads
this guy in a blue apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking
luckily I got the first punch in
Why are children born in 1999 so self-entitled and label themselves and """"90's kids""""?
>>59311711
I left school in 2000
dating sites are depressing as heck
these women are terrible
>>59311711
>there are people born in 1998 doing porn right now
>>59311711
Don't do this to me, I'm leaving uni and already feel old
>>59311591
inshallah brother if i had my m16 id go supreme gentleman long ago
went into homebase the other day lads
this guy in a red apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking
luckily I got the first punch in
>>59311751
why are you conversing with them?
>>59311666
sara's frigid in comparison to her m8s so if they did anything it was probably only a light bit of cum on her chest
>>59311756
Use your looks to get into Beautiful People and your wealth to get into Elite Singles
>>59311755
MODS
>>59311756
literally all the unpopped kernels left at the bottom of a bag of delicious popcorn that nobody wants to eat
>>59311756
>not just getting a job, an apartment, becoming financially stable and living vicariously through internet waifus
embrace it m8
>>59311743
nah lad
literally they were threatening to nuke each other openly, conducting nuclear tests regularly and shit. Theres tension atm but nothing like that imo
>>59311684
>he hasnt seen oppa revision style
then again this is worse because it has high production values and doesnt have pure intentions
Ah the weekend, will be nice to sleep in and hang out with my girlfriend oh wait I don't have a girlfriend hahahahaha
>>59311684
even worse than i could have imagined
went into Wickes the other day lads
turns out they don't do decking, they're more of a shop for tradesmen
which is a bit of a disappointment
>A 500lb World War Two bomb found on the site of a former school in Bath has been defused and made safe.
there could be a giant bomb waiting under your kitchen flooring as we speak
Poleaboo finished watching the two seasons of "Transparent" that are out
Not a good show but it does a good job of touching on trans issues occasionally
I can say it did definitely help me so there's merit in that for sure
some mong outside my window making a lot of noise
Ah the weekend, will be nice to sleep in and hang out with my boufriend oh wait I don't have a boyfriend hahahahaha
lads, listen to this right. me and my group of mates are all 22/23, apart from one of us, who has always said he is 24. he looks older a fair bit older compared to us but never thought much about it, some people look older than others its normal. but i was at his house the other day and he had a birthday card from some member of his family on the shelf and i read it when he went to go for a piss and it was saying happy 26th birthday... not 24, what the fuck do i make of this lads? this happened a few weeks ago and i had forgotten about it until now.
left school in 2011 lads
doesn't feel like 5 years when we all went and got pissed at the field after the last day
bet none of you autists were invited to that though hahahha
went into b&q the other day lads
this guy in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted to get plastered
i don't even drink
>>59311907
didn't read any of this
Went to waitrose the other day. Told the prick I wanted to deck him.
Luckily I got the first punch in and ratatouille in a can.
>>59311883
Poleaboo, you're sexier as a man
drinking myself to death
leftie slag i know irl just retweed commie mami lads
worrying
went into greggs the other day lads
this guy in an blue apron came up to me and asked if I wanted a bun
i don't even smoke
he also called me a racist
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
>>59311883
you're not a trans you fucking cunt you're just looking for attention again
>>59311987
doxxed you
beautiful
>>59311939
delete this cringe post
>>59311975
face like a slapped arse
>>59311880
I live in Bradford so there's a threat of explosion at all times 2bh
>>59311939
very good
lost all desire for a gf
can't stand women in general now after working with them for 3 years. i'm surrounded at work. so conditioned to my lonely life and terrified of breaking the routine.
>>59311991
>>59311975
josefina is actual perfection
was at work at b&q the other day and a customer punched me when i tried to help him
have reported the incident to the police
>>59311991
hello fellow APD lad
>>59311878
wickes do decking m8 they just don't do plants ect.
they do fencing and stonework too
internet gf has updated her line profile
>>59311989
>he also called me a racist
why?
What's it like to shower with a girl lads?
>>59312012
Bullshit, most of the UK didn't even vote for local elections this time. It was only some councils.
>>59311915
had my masters before you finished school
>delayed my American shows by a day
>now I have to watch two episodes of TBBT in a row instead of having a week between them
Ugh
>>59312073
>not getting the greggs racist gimmick
actually off yourself
lads what's a high reasonable dose of etizolam? 5 mg?
>>59312012
me still in the blue
>that ring surrounding birmingham
>>59312002
I'm 24
I've wanted to be a girl since I was a child and have been wearing girls clothes for over a decade
>>59311970
No I'm not
I'll have a better chance finding love as a girl
Can't believe that the US is actually allowing men to use womens bathrooms and vice versa
What are we going to do about the transgender menace?
Its literally anti science and anti logic to cater to them.
>>59312087
Dunno but I've showered with a guy before.
>>59312087
wet bags of sand
>>59312087
Quite good. Lathering up her tits. Gonna do this in a bit with the bird actually.
if your area was not bombed to smithereens by the germans in ww2 youre not british
>>59312012
Didn't know they were voting for the prime minister
>>59312094
and we're both still sitting on the chon on a friday night
>>59312103
>not getting the greggs racist gimmick
actually off yourself
fucking hell lads look at this
Went to cheddar gorge the other day
the tour guide asked me if I wanted to explore her cave
I'm now on trial for rape charges
The most common early warning signs of schizophrenia include:
Social withdrawal.
Hostility or suspiciousness.
Deterioration of personal hygiene.
Flat, expressionless gaze.
Inability to cry or express joy.
Inappropriate laughter or crying.
Depression.
Oversleeping or insomnia.
please stop encouraging him
>>59311991
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
>>59312124
We're beyond politics at this point. I'm just worried we won't have enough lampposts.
need to vape a fat dab lads
>>59312030
not all women are like the one in your work place most probably seeing as there are 4 billion of them
got called a racist by my mate Gregg
>>59312202
this filename is too long
>>59312170
very good
>>59311759
ah yes, a magnificent culture to import
>>59312229
tell us what happened lad
>>59312123
do you think you would be a pretty girl?
why have yanks not taken over the """"great"""" white north yet?
Gregg's is a racist shop, I hear.
>>59312185
I just don't understand
Why aren't we more interested in fixing what we know is a mental illness?
Why are we going against what the science is telling us?
These people know you literally cannot be born in the wrong gender?
>>59312254
http://www.iafd.com/lookupyear.rme/year=1997
>>59312284
they don't let blacks touch the pasties
>>59312281
We cucked them last time they tried.
Might have some nutella on toast for breakfast lads.
>>59312277
he called me a racist
>>59312279
I am still struggling to line up reality with my dreams
Need to learn makeup before I get a better idea of whether or not I should transition
reading "the long telegram" lads, getting some weird feels from it desu
>>59312352
ye but why
>>59312352
In Gregg's?
Chipper.
>>59312292
Left (i.e., Jews) is always seeking to undermine gender norms because they realize (correctly) that doing so will drop fertility rates and extinguish the hated white race once and for all.
>>59312292
they dont really hurt anyone and im not sure if theres a clear consensus about what makes them behave and think like the way they do
>>59312378
i was being racist
>>59312380
at Gregg's house, yes
Thoughts on Poleaboo buying this?
>>59312169
This is better
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Graffiti from Pompeii
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
>7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle); 4289: Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10677: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.
>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Got called a racist, so I went to greggs for a pity pasty
>>59312360
I'd find it personally hilarious if you transitioned
>>59312419
to gregg?
My friend greg is a bit of a racist lads.
>>59312448
>Top hat only high tier
Fucking traitor
>>59312448
>>59312448
switch car and thimble
>>59312272
Is there actually any proof of this?
You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination
You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
got called a fascist in greggs
>>59312448
>boot not god tier
>iron not shit tier
disgusting
grog called me a rapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE
analysing this video lads
>some people's face is all the same colour
>some people's nose is a different colour
does this mean they've been on the charlie?
>>59312392
>Left (i.e., Jews)
hmmm excuse me mr yank but that is very hurtful
just seen this fucking huge monster in my garage
what the fuck do i do
>>59312508
>a picture
>not objective proof
hownew.ru
>>59312546
Burn your house down and move
>what about the indian engineer or the new zealand doctor?
>>59312546
don't panic we have an expert in here
>>59312529
why was east england late in getting christianity?
>>59312508
https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/07/17/half-of-worlds-muslims-are-inbred-due-to-generations-of-incest/
Who is better?
Emma Watson?
Emma Stone?
Emma Roberts?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188547
Who is the superior Emma and why?
>>59312546
just fucking bolt out m8
god galled a rasesd in gregs
>>59312618
It was pushed out by the angles and saxons (we were christian due to Roman rule) then they converted to Christianity.
>>59312642
stone
>>59312546
leave it be
got called a racist by greggs earlier lads
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