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kpop edition
tennis is hard
kstew
mans ouchea
yasuho hirose
>>59302135
Asian guy with his British girlfriend
Drank more coffee than usual today and I've had three huge shits since midday
they're testing me at work
i can sense it
my new gf lads, what do you think?
[EXCLUSIVE]
LEAKED VIDEO SENT BY KYARY TO HER SECRET SOMERSET BF
I'm Poleaboo ask me anything
What's your first name?
>>59302208
good for them
>>59302261
kind of looks like my gf's daughter
>>59302283
amer
>>59302283
Arthur
What's yours?
>>59302283
dean
Poleaboo puts his fingers up his bum then licks them.
>>59302261
VERY good choice
should i cop
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-Hearse-By-Coleman-Milne-2-0-Auto-/331853747737
>>59302261
very very nice
well done
>there's a bloke literally turning into a trap so he can try and keep up the fictional poleaboo story
DO NOT IMMITATE POLEABOO/MONICA
haha remember the kenan and kel episode where they had to house sit for chris
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knZ9R1q5QzE
sometimes I gotta scratch my head
like BIG MAN TING on a level
poleaboo is in this thread
he wants you to ask him questions
>>59302283
rorke
>>59302283
kev
>>59302283
Fargus
>>59302263
where are you going to go live when your house blows up?
>>59302283
Niels
>mfw anglos can't pronounce this
>>59302263
she got the address wrong
>>59302283
rasheed
the goal
>>59302397
oh snap
>>59302283
Callum
>>59302283
dat
imagine being a paki crossdresser haha lads
>>59302336
excellent post, have any more?
>>59302348
remember when kenan left without saying goodbye to kel and kel was searching the empty house
K- POO because it is poo haha
depression is rage turned inward
>>59302438
dat boii
two double oh sickzz
>>59302402
2 1
>>59302452
not that many, also already posted a shitton on here
>>59302476
bit like your skin, nigger.
>i could put my willy inside a girl born in an entire different millennium to me and it would be legal
canada sucks
what u lads up to
>>59302458
sad moment :( haha
>>59302402
manchester mentioned
shit lads forgot there was a new jjba episode today
>>59302563
doing a drunk
dancing to bowie naked
>>59302539
>spams non-white girls
>has the cheek to come someone else a nigger
you really are a delusional rasheed aren't you?
gonna go to the library and get a book on golf ladas
>>59302379
Just going to stay here (posted from a tent on the racecourse)
>>59302523
Can he defeat Lucifer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9H500yGZA
retiring soon lads
remember jjb sports lads haha
>>59302620
androgynous man die make me cry
>>59302632
Spoiler that shit
>>59302620
wew
is this a yank flag for anyone else
i live in yorkshire for fuck sake
might take a tylenol :/ wahhaaa
cannot conceive of what to do for diner
soon
>>59302632
>still defending white girls
What are they for?
>>59302707
paster
>>59302649
err you can't occupy a racecourse shitlord, the horses have human rights too :\\
having a fucking intense game of solitaire lads
bird just flew into my window
rip
>>59302566
the depiction of the white family in minnesota was very racist
marie
>>59302669
reminder that dave whelan broke his leg at wembley in the fa cup final
>>59302712
fuck off paki
>>59302737
my dog is prettier than asian girls desu
REMINDER grime is the BEST music genre to ever come out of britain :^)
>>59302707
faheeters
>>59302669
someone tried to ramraid the one near my house and got arrested in like 2009 lmao
>>59302283
Rohan
>>59302135
based edition m8s
>>59302709
I travelled with many women like this, they care more about telling everyone they travelled somewhere than actually travelling there. Worst type of people,
>>59302748
where kenan moved? think that was montana
just watched a porn video where the girl mentioned that she farted during a scene and now i no longer want to wank to her ever again
>>59302345
You have thick thighs lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEoUiEh6uQ
Brexit
>>59302753
nice
>>59302780
good post
here's a picture of my gf and a floating tuxedo
need a double suck
>>59302763
White girls are terrible at everything.
They have no redeeming qualities at all
>>59302753
How do they do it?
>>59302882
omo Momo
>>59302906
who?
stop posting pictures of thick brown girls
some of us are trying not to wank for god's sake
>>59302903
guy is blick
>>59302853
well remembered
remember when they climbed up the sears tower and kel had dumbells in his bag, the madman
Loyalists are marching outside my house again lads
>>59302905
i was just looking up the name maya on behindthename desu
weird
really want to feel a girls down below parts
>>59302963
kenan <3 brian
>>59302973
Top lads
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Johnston
>Middlesbrough, managed by Jack Charlton, replied and Johnston's parents sold their house to fund his ticket to England.
would your parents do that for you /brit/?
>>59302944
I'm extremely sorry, mate. Quick, close your eyes.
>>59302973
doxxed again
>>59302973
*waves* Hai :D
>>59303040
want to rub my face against her skin
want to rub all your faces against the edge of my glaive
>>59302944
dude, just give up on the nofap meme
it's just that, a meme
>>59303022
i'd get murdered on that street.
those people are literal criminals
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE UBERMENSH AND THE LOWER STRATA
ban the burka btw and we can all have brown qts
>living in lurgen and not porking beth
reevaluate your life
>>59303102
what was the point of that video
I just doxxed everyone ITT.
send all the white people back to antartica
*kicks you in the shin and runs away*
>>59301548
no mate, he is legitimately gorgeous
>>59302283
William, but I go by James, which is my middle name
>>59303114
I'm gonna do 90 days to prove I can do it.
>>59302707
death
>>59303176
send all the black people back to the black country
coronation street starting on itv1 in a second lads
still adverts atm but change over quick
having a go
I enter the session with limes
I enter the session with līmes.
Is Rory McIlroy British or Irish?
>>59303102
source
who /hangs their dressing gown on the door / here?
>>59303200
it's nothing but pointless torture m8
it won't solve any of your problems
>>59303196
Where did you find this picture of my mom's son?
>>59303288
Is he from the island of Britain or the island of Ireland?
He's Irish
>>59303176
We should all go back to Africa and reclaim it since everyone thinks white people are descended from a tribe of black people ...
There is literally a hot log of shit hanging out of my arse as I type this post
I enter the session with limes
>>59303243
Lucy has barely been in it recently
>>59303288
He said he identifies as Northern Irish, British and Irish.
>>59303329
He's from the British Isles
>>59303366
hmm
>>59303119
Why? U gay or summat?
>>59303307
is she larping as tyrone?
really want to be a girl in all honesty
>>59303351
she made a few appearances on wednesday
hope to see more tonight
>>59303365
having his cake and eating it
>>59303366
what the fuck, that thumbnail is not my image
very nearly did microwave curry but have instead put on bigboy fishfingers (ie oven cod fillets)
fascinating
>>59303365
Cheeky
Going to watch redditpool and have a curry
>>59303430
I had fish and chips for lunch 2bh
lurgen looks like rich af in contrast to our town centres ngl
we now know why northern ireland loves the uk. they get all the money the bloody scroungers
The gf is cooking my tea tonight
>>59303435
we wuz kingz
>>59303289
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t053YUqlj8
>>59303315
>it won't solve any of your problems
I am noticing that to be true as I get into it. On day 13 now and have noticed precisely fuck all. Had 2 wet dreams though.
do I get a takeaway curry lads???????????????????
>>59303435
>black """"""""""""""""""""""""""""history""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
was singing along to ABBA in my car at the KFC drive thru earlier and i didn't realise the passenger window was half open
saw a group of girls sitting outside laughing at me, felt like crying haha lads banter
>>59303396
celtic fan
me turning left
>>59303484
yes
>>59303310
Ah yes....a choice selection at the ice cream parlor this afternoon
mummy made my tea
lovely salmon and cheese and spring onions and tomato and cucumber and cold hardboiled eggs and boiled baby potatoes and miscellaneous big leafy bits
quite sensational if i might say so
there a torrent for memepool?
>>59303484
Chicken madras
>>59303484
yes get keema naan
>>59303499
iktfb
just with grime and not abba
>>59303529
sounds posh
>>59303527
the fuck is this
>>59302973
What are they marching about this time?
really wish i would have found a degree i actually enjoyed before i started uni lads
>>59303532
BluRay has been out for yonks m8.
https://kickass.unblocked.tv/deadpool-2016-1080p-bluray-x264-dts-jyk-t12504043.html
>>59303532
last time i checked it was a 720p HC russian
>>59303455
unironically me exactly one week ago. thought it was good but not as epic™ as its cracked up to be
should be watching antman, i know deadpool has good ratings but personally i thought the former was the Superior Film
>>59303532
yify
>>59303553
excellent lad
me in the pic
>>59303578
transcribed this post and gave it to mi5
>>59303581
I can't take a superhero called 'Antman' seriously desu
>>59303600
seen obese black people who look exactly like this tbf
give us a film to watch lads
Who are those slags that keep having their photo's posted.
Like the one who has a labour poster and the other who goes to some 6th form college.
>>59303630
poor little white guy
>>59303628
aye but trust me its a good un
>>59303630
little panda fighter
>we need da immigrunts becos we all luv curry we literally wudnt b able 2 make it wifout dem
>>59303630
jacobs ladder
still don't understand how thats a aussie meme
>>59303638
Sara Davidson, Aisha Miles, Rosy Rutherford.
>>59303638
sara and aisha
Must say lads, this HTC Vive thing looks pretty dece. Wish it wasn't only afforable by FOBs.
B E T H
E
T
H
spotted on screen lads
anyone seen my ladder?
>>59303678
Don't buy first gen
>>59303563
Mapcrunch website
Options > Indoor
>>59303575
>Going to University
>Not wearing bucket hats
>>59303638
>6th form college
fuck off english twat
Another of the gf:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463164795157.webm
testing flag
keeps showing up as a yank
>>59303630
Norbert Smith A Life
When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:
Rule Britania!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
>>59303694
some pikeys stole it
>>59303694
tt0099871
testing flag
keeps showing up as a yank
>>59303694
Yeah saw him at a bar with another girl
>>59303507
>Kettering
I used to play a really primitive football manager game on my C64 back in the Jacobean era where you managed Kettering Town from the conference to the 1st division (premier league wasn't even a thing yet at the time)
wasn't even sure if it was a real place or just made up
>>59303667
>Aisha Miles
curious as to how you found out her surname
What phone do you have?
>>59302135
>kpop edition
BREAKING NEWS:
broken collarbone is healing well
Giving 5Live Sport a listen lads
>>59303726
can't ban the khan
testing flag
keeps showing up as a yank
>>59303757
its more of a conceptual realm as far as i know
>>59303765
I'm her dad.
>>59303757
>(premier league wasn't even a thing yet at the time)
fuck off grandad
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
>>59303701
Japanese cafe
>>59303791
>>59303750
please don't mock me
anyone know why it's coming up as american
think this should be the last /brit/ thread lads
it was funny at first but the joke's run its course
lets go out with some dignit- WOAH *slips on a banana and lands face first in some horse poo*
Reminder to vote yes on June 23rd.
>>59303507
Why not Bedford?
Going to watch groundhog night today
>>59303781
>BREAKING
>healing
giving me cognitive dissonance this post
>>59303844
fucking EBIN post
>>59303842
did you move to america and forget about it?
Enjoyed that post but think it's best if I don't reply to it
You know who you are
Well my posts are the only good ones in here so it must be me
>>59303916
no worries
all me
>>59303859
you say that everyday lmao
wait a minute...
wouldn't mind a twink
i make a point of doing a pipl search on every customer email I come across at work to see what they're up to.
funny doxing people irl. not really sure what the point is though i already know where they live
entering lads
>>59303771
I still don't have a smartphone hahaaa
>>59303879
she's peng
controversial but objectively true opinion: The Smiths are overrated shit
help me out here lads
>>59303987
same haha
it sucks that all the job applications ask for one ahah
>>59303986
reported to DICE
>>59303986
hol up hol up....imma let you finsh......but World at War was the best Call of Duty game of all time. Of all time.
>>59303987
How much is a proper cheap smartphone these days lads?
>>59304007
hys normie
>>59304007
s-stop posting this
(all me)
>>59303879
best orange caramel
>>59304040
actually loved that game
gewehr 43 with silencer on hardcore tdm was great fun
>>59303907
Fuck i hate when that happens
Your friends are like 'footy in the park tonight mate?' and you say yes but then your mates are st the park waiting for you and you only go and go to the the park in Cincinatti
>>59304045
buy a chink phone
they are good and way cheaper then western stuff
>>59304040
MW2 was
>>59304045
I'm sure you can get one for like £40
>>59303907
don't think so
>>59304045
I wouldnt no coz i don't have one laaa
what's better? fleshlight or dildo int he bum
>>59304040
top yourself
COD4 is the only one worth playing
>>59304119
How experienced are you with dildos in the bum?
>>59303985
I used to do this when I worked in a gambling company. Sometimes it would bring up interesting stuff about them
>>59304136
extensively
>>59304136
virgin bp (and willy)
>>59304119
Tbh putting your dick in a female is preferable to both. If I had to choose I'd probably kill myself.
>>59304161
dildo in the bum
>>59304119
best orgasm i've had is from a inflatable, vibrating butt plug and a fleshlight
>>59304119
I've done bum stuff before and it's honestly not that great. It just made me really horny and frustrated like there was an itch I couldn't quite scratch. A fleshlight would be better I feel.
What went so wrong?
Started using Tinder. Got about 8 matches in a day..
Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago?
>>59304060
Would love to see her pussy
>>59303667
>>59303668
Ta
Any twitter or insta links la
>>59304040
>>59304087
>>59304129
Blops2 you bunch of woofters
Pretty much any treyarch one though
>>59304070
>>59304129
Both are good
Fun fact: Seelow in WaW (the one with the broke train tracks in the middle) is the biggest map ever. Shipment from COD4 is the smallest map ever
anyone else having one of those days?
>>59304213
Post em lad
>>59304196
don't remind me
>>59304213
More interested in knowing how many shags you've had from it (once things progress that far... if they progress that far).
>>59304241
depends what kind of day you mean
>>59304213
>8 matches in a day
김정은이랑 섹스하고 싶다!
>>59304229
@slagtits
gf's not a virgin but i am
LOL
>>59304241
feeling like a freight train?
>>59304233
oh fuck off
COD4+COD:MW2 were better than all the Treyarch games put together
the series went to pot after MW2
The internet is the future
just fucking kill me already
>>59304240
omg that map was literally cancer on hardcore, it used to end by time limit literally every game
>>59304196
i liked it
still haven't played MGO though
Honestly don't even like girls intimately, just like being near them.
>>59303996
Smiths are NOT overrated
but Morrissey really can't pull it off without Marr. Marr was the foundation for his otherwise unmarketable bluster, like McLaren and John Lydon
Severe alcohol withdrawal lads
>>59304331
why is she barfing
did soyul do a poo
who ate all the pies? (it was me)
>>59304320
*shoots you*
on holiday in tampa bay
it's a fucking shithole and there's black people everywhere
who /not revising/ here
hahahahahaha
>>59304341
the The Smiths are dogshit
>>59304346
Lad, can we not talk about alcohol, feeling a bit peaky desu
>>59304320
*stabs you*
>>59304273
Considering I figured I was an undatable troll, and I don't even like my main pic, this has boosted my confidence quite a lot.
Still not talked to them yet, mind. What's the etiquette for that? Can I wait a a bit, or are you meant to message right away?
>>59304331
*우웩*
>>59304308
Mw2 was unbalanced as fuck
Cod4 was the blueprint for what was to come
>>59304285
Lies
>>59304337
I got a gf because I hoped having a gf would fix my mental problems
it didn't and I am now confident I don't ever want a gf again
>>59304233
My little brother insist that Black Cops 2 is the best one ever.
Everytime I play COD4 or WaW in his presence (they were before his time), he insist that they are horrible games
I try to tell him that it's the exact same game, only different maps, but he adamantly insist that its not
DESU, I think WaW is a much slower paced game. COD4 as well, but not as much. The newer games are about running-gunning, where as the older games are more about holding down key locations
>>59304322
Yeah, but it was fun with snipers
the gee-eff:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463165763492.webm
put chips in
hopefully got timing right as bigboy fishfingers went on when the oven was cold
>>59303689
Good lad. Also Kylie
>>59304442
git gud
>MW2 was unbalanced as fuck
and WaW wasn't? MP40+extended mags/rapid fire became the meta
>>59304129
only acceptable opinion
flatmate and her friend have been in the bathroom for ONE HOUR now they're not even washing or anything just standing and talking
get out i need a piss
reeeeeeee
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One was the last good call of duty you plebs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sa8jOoL0LoE
CLOONEY BTFO
>>59304535
bang loudly on the door
>>59304464
oh tru dat. Had to stop playing that game cos they stopped caring about hacking, got fucking boring for a bit having some ebin memer flying around the map not taking any damage with dogs constantly on and stuff
>>59304535
Knock on the door you idiot. Also, ask to have some of their cocaine.
>>59304535
use a sink or a bottle like any normal lad
ngl
I only played CoD for the campaign
>>59304535
haha women are MONGS
who socialises in the bathrrom
>>59304464
I've been playing since cod3 and i think the faster gameplay suits the game better
I dont think they'll ever beat waw's atmosphere
Been trying hard last couple of threads but havent had a single (you) today, bit depressing
>>59304073
very funny post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-W3QbWWbbk
>>59304493
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
>>59304640
sorry lad, menna reply about bedford
hope your okay xx
Wow. A Brit who likes kpop.
>>59304640
Ignore this
>>59304640
here you go la
I hate my life so fucking much
Kimochii, White san!
had a good day :-)
I love my life so fucking much
>>59304618
World at War's campaign is considered the hardest to complete, because the atmosphere is artistically dark. There are lots of hiding spots
si necesita reggaeton dale
>>59304682
Feeling better now
>>59304742
me in the back in the white panties
the gf
watching 'barging round britain' lads
really like canals
you reap what you sow
>>59304685
>he thinks we like the music
what a nobhead
you sow what you reap
>>59304865
wise words
practice what you preach
why do some lesbians go all butch?
preach what you practice
>>59304945
wiser words
>>59304685
by definition, no BRIT likes kpop, only traitors
real brits listen to british music, like grime
>>59304975
Solely to spite you.
I'm a bourgeoisie pig
>>59305012
i knew it
Gonna have a wank over London Keyes
is /brit/ a better friend simulator than /britfeel/
>>59304996
I do private mental well-being seminars for only £895 a day if you're interested
>>59304535
they're probably dead
its a well known known fact women keep jabbering nonsensically even weeks after they die
>>59304839
comfiest show going
the jews are the reason I have these issues
going to kill myself if i don't find a tom hammond bf
>>59305060
Ironically or unironically?
>>59305067
Yeah m8
>>59305060
VERY good choice
>>59305017
me too haha
hating it
>>59305079
no thanks, im sure i can find cheaper seminars somewhere else
>>59305134
how come?
loving every second of it
>>59304808
Ah-Ah-Ahnnng.... I love scottish dicks
Black tea flavors, oppa!
if we killed all the jews I could live a normal life and not want to kill myself the whole time
>>59305155
shit tier humour
literally lel so random xD
>>59305082
can't wait til me and the missus buy a narrowboat and spend our days floating through the english countryside
>>59305153
fine m8, it's your chakras that'll pay the price
>>59305011
word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
>>59305102
Cheers la
>>59305097
Top arse and tits
>>59305067
Who's that
Are you a proxy
