Post classic France moments.
>>59261748
>french will defend this
>>59261748
Lost that battle but won the war, it's what counts in the end.
>America bullying us
Nah, I will not take this one
>>59261748
>The French will surrender this
>>59261905
No we don't defend this, some morons got killed stupidly and were replaced with better leaders who won the war and conquered the English territories bordering France. So, it was a good thing.
>eternal anglos surrounding me
>>59262119
>t*rks creating battles
hahaha
>>59262056
>No we don't defend this
>So, it was a good thing.
You just defended it
>>59262008
Ah Britain, didn't work the first, what, twenty times? but you're still up for more. Your stubbornness borders on the magnifique.
Here, come. (You may want to get yourself an army first, though.)
Daily reminder we have the highest win to loose wars ratio, best history, culture, whatever name it we got it.
Don't hate because you ain't.
>>59262174
??
>>59262296
you'll never leave a legacy like us, sorry
>>59262202
No? it was a disaster and we had rather avoided it.
But we recovered. You do realize England failed to conquer France, do you? and they even lost their own lands in Europe in the process.
>>59262296
It doesn't really matter, desu
>>59262296
Yeah, but you surrender like a little bitch with no honor in your last war and those are the people you descend from. Also, daily reminder that spaniards liberated Paris.
>>59262359
Indeed, we'll still be around long after you disappeared.
>>59262359
What legacy ?
>>59262385
actually Henry VI was officially king of France
>>59262222
>Be France
>Get BTFO'D by Germany countless times
>Surrender
>Shitpost about other countries losses
Can't make this shit up
>>59262359
What fucking legacy Nig? The sun set o
n your empire, not ours.
>>59262422
Go be unemployed somewhere else marco
>>59262468
So ? a Frenchman...ruling over France...what's the matter ?
>>59262422
>spaniards liberated Paris
Wat :DDDDDD
>be france
>spend billions building maginot line to fight the germans
>germans just go around
>france surrenders
CANT FABRICATE A SITUATION LIKE THIS
France have the best millitary history, deal with it
>>59262461
>>59262449
>>59262513
the industrial world, common law, english language, several of the world's most relevant countries, countless scientific and cultural achievements, amazing food, big english cocks in your daughters
>>59262491
>countless times
2 times =/= countless times, bong.
>>59262558
>his country exists because of France
CAN'T
>>59262422
Nope. One of my grandad was American and came to France during WW2 actually (and stayed here), the other was engaged in Norway in '40 so he immediately joined the Free French and fought the entire war against Germany, then was sent to Indochina to expel the Japanese and even stayed a while to fight the Viet Minh.
Meanwhile, Spain did jack shit.
HA!
>>59262513
>Implying that the British Empire won't become a thing when brexit occurs
>>59262578
>France
>Being successful in both world wars
Pick one
>>59261748
AAAAAAAH
>>59262578
>that pic
Yea, no, fuck off
>>59262604
We literally invented your language and your greatest colony is a thing thanks to us
>>59262653
WWI, you stupid brit
>>59261748
>>59262709
Shakespeare and Chaucer weren't French m8
Brits will defend Agincourt
>>59262778
>armistice
>surrender
k
>>59262771
>implying
>>59262709
Canada isn't our greatest colony
>>59262604
>english language
Hahahaha, it's just our language, only with mispelled words and a few snorts and grunts here and there.
>several of the world's most relevant countries
You mean like America? we made it by liberating it from you in yet another war you lost. Or Canada? we started it, then dropped it because it's too cold.
>countless scientific
Yeah because we don't do that
>cultural achievements
British culture? an intriguing concept. Did you start already or are these plans for the future?
>food
ah I see, you were joking all along. You got me there for a minute.
>>59262778
this
>builds unrivaled border protection, costing shitloads
>give up in next war
wew
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France
/thread
Look, an other anglo obsession thread.
It's like... How would you live without us frog ass?
It's pathetic and grateful at the same time to be Frank
>>59262604
>the industrial world,
This is your only achievment.
>common law,
Code civil used in all 1st world country, common law in all 60% white countries
>english language,
Easiest to learn because of how simplistics and plebish it is
>several of the world's most relevant countries
Only the USA is relevant lel
>countless scientific and cultural achievements
Such as???
>amazing food
40 keks tbqh
>big english cocks in your daughters
That's why most of your starlet are half French (through their father nonetheless) right?
>be french
>surrender
COULDNT
POSSIBLY
FABRICATE
THIS
>>59262810
Based Lithuania
>>59262836
>huuur duuuur le implying
>Canada
Yea, ok, ignored
>>59262910
>Malta and Gibralter
>not relevant
THE FRENCH
>>59262969
Don't downboat :(
Pic related is French flag :DD
reminder that french women are cumrags for anglos
>>59262831
so, you're nation stopped fighting an enemy, and then the enemy occupied your nation? sounds like surrender but you're welcome to your mental gymnastics
>>59263066
However, I'm curious if an American girl would rather choose me or you anglo teethwrecked shit.
>>59263066
reminder that english women are cumrags for francos
>>59263056
:-DDDD
>>59263156
probably me
>>59262931
>Be George Washington
>surrender
>twice
>to the French
YES YOU CAN
Tbh France over Britain.
>>59262359
Already did, way before you
>be french
>get shot
http://crimeresearch.org/2016/01/france-suffered-more-casualties-murders-and-injuries-from-mass-public-shootings-in-2015-than-the-us-has-suffered-during-obamas-entire-presidency-508-to-424-2/
IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LADS
...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence
>>59263056
Funfact: we're 12-6 in our wars against England/Britain
>>59263184
I don't think so.
Otherwise, first visited country in the world, way beyond the comonwealth grouped.
Why ?
>>59262709
>your greatest colony is a thing thanks to us
yeah, dont think you have much say over North American success wew
>>59263177
>Wanting English "women" as cumrags.
>>59261905
The French cannot defend anything
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maginot_Line>>59261905
>>59263147
We're a...very welcoming people
>the anglos are this obsessed.
>>59263302
to see paris, where no french people live
>>59263269
and yet its still the English Channel
>>59263315
>proud of being cucked
Anglo genius I assume
>>59263184
>BoTN France-UK : 2-1
>Brits in charge of fighting
inspiring
>>59263269
Then why do you have the "Garlic-eating surrender Monkey" nickname, Frenchy?
>>59263321
I bet you'd want men don't you?
>GAYTUGAL
>>59263302
>Why ?
well the paris and marseille zoos are always fun, can't forget about that 5 star urban target practise
Why do people even try to bully France? Everybody knows it's the best country in Europe (and in the world).
France gave us, the common people, freedom and enlightenment. That's more than any other country. Thanks to France, the people were truly free for the first time. Just think of it.
>>59263403
give us a rematch with longbows you fucking benders
>>59263373
and yet the only continental possesion you have is gibraltar, we took what you owned here. poor little english. Had to focus on the new world to get more clay.
>>59263433
At least not black men.
>Sweeden Yes.
>>59263373
do you really expect them to call it "French channel" ?
Topkek, we don't even call it the "French channel", it's just "la fucking manche"
>>59263459
all France gave europe was equal rights for jews and homosexuals
>>59262604
>english language
haha, your own motto is in French.
>>59263408
Because the eternal american is eternal
>>59263460
Nah, you won't ruse me
Country that lost a war to fucking Vietnam trying to bully FRANCE.
Wew lad
>>59263460
ah yes, afraid of direct confrontation.
>>59263373
>Its called "English Channel".
>In the English language.
Wew lad.
>>59263474
Nah ofc not fäm, you prefer moors like yourself.
>Moortugal
How does it feel knowing the French hero, Joan the slut was raped by dozens, perhaps hundreds of Englishmen before she burned?
>>59263365
Wrong my dear. Are you all of us that uneducated ?
Is it the American cock which is spiting its dumbness in your throats or... ?
>>59263510
Literally quoi
>>59263402
>anglos move to North America to help expand the British Empire
>they settle and are rewarded with autonomy
>"cucks"
wew
>>59263580
That was very rude of you.
>>59263474
>poortugal
>white
>>59263373
It's called "La Manche" among civlized nations. But what mattered was the huge chunk of land that used to be yours and is now ours.
>>59263576
We killed the moors in the XII century.
You mate with them, in the XXI century.
>>59263580
>the english
>he loses wars and clay
>he brags about raping women
no wonder you elected a paki. same mindset.
>>59263617
Canada is naled after a French mate, show me respect
>>59263629
>Sweeden
>White
>>59263585
t. Mamadou al-libya,'French' citizen of Paris
>>59263654
Look at my country's achievements in the last 300years compared to yours. Don't get me wrong you're good and you were better but c'mon Poortugal, where is your glory now?
cucked
>>59263677
>you will never experience prime medieval french pussy
You regret not ever allying with us now, frogs? Look at all the bullying, that's what siding with the Eternal Anglo gets you
>>59263580
She was captured by Burgundians, judged and burnt by Frenchmen so I don't really think that's possible.
However she did kill a lot of English scums, who happily died for their French king.
>>59263736
I never said we were better than you.
>>59263736
>ook at my country's achievements in the last 300years
>>59263774
Then stop acting like it, that's all i'm saying.
>>59263707
SAD
SAD
SADIQ KHAN
First engined car in the world
>french
>>59263408
Errr, you tell me? I guess you're massively asspained after all these lost wars and "surrender" is sour grapes?
Garlic eating is well, somewhat true.
And "monkey" is because we don't believe in a fairy-like being who created us but rather discovered that we evolved from animals, most lately from Apes?
Note that YOU don't have a nickname, or need one, "British" is insulting enough already.
>>59263764
inferior people's frustration is nothing
>>59263805
Nope.
Talk shit, get hit.
>>59263830
first telephone in the world
english
>>59263761
revenge for el 5 de mayo : CZECH'D
CAN'T PRANK THE FRANK
>>59263830
JUST
>>59263580
>Be perfidious albion
>Get bombarded to shit by Germs
>Cry to you former colony for help because you're an useless subhuman incapable of waging war for yourself
wow
First photography in the world
> a french
>>59261748
>>59261910
>>59261959
>>59262056
>>59262083
>>59262174
>>59262222
>>59262385
>>59262399
>>59262449
>>59262461
>>59262513
>>59262531
>>59262578
>>59262609
>>59262636
>>59262709
>>59262771
>>59262831
>>59262852
>>59262884
>>59262886
>>59262910
>>59262969
>>59262988
>>59263156
>>59263177
>>59263194
>>59263208
>>59263269
>>59263302
>>59263326
>>59263331
>>59263402
>>59263403
>>59263535
>>59263607
>>59263649
>>59263677
>>59263693
>>59263760
>>59263768
>>59263818
>>59263844
>>59263852
LE BAGUETTE
AH HON HON HON
how do french 'men' deal with never being able to satisfy a woman? when I was in france I saw englishmen walking with 2,3, sometimes 4 women in tow and they would all laugh at how smelly and gay french men are, almost as bad as italians
>>59263768
>she did kill
AFAIK, no
>>59263875
meucci is the real inventor, the other guy claiming to have invented it was a scot
>>59263580
>can't win a war
>burn a little girl in an attempt to turn the tide
>still lose the war
>"hey but we raped her!"
I'm not sure you understand how wars work. Which would explain your dismal performance.
Cinema
>french
>>59263933
>be french
>surrender and give your women to superior nazi men
lmaoing at ur lyfe lad
this thread is a bit 'non-amical'. Let's have some French good times, oui?
>>59263995
fuck that italian braggart, he didn't invent shit
>>59264011
television
>english
>>59263961
are you aware you only expose how weak minded you english are when you post this?
we totally own you, you're obsessed with us while you are nothing to us.
>>59263649
>But what mattered was the huge chunk of land that used to be yours and is now ours.
i dont think you can talk much about owning huge chunks of land, see
>>59263315
you dont really have a huge chunk of anything t b h, meanwhile, in the the anglosphere....
>>59261748
>Post classic France moments.
Ok.
>>59264017
>Be Britt
>Hide in the Island while Russia kills the Germ.
>>59264017
>be english
>get invaded by French, adopt their language, customs and way of life
cuck tbqh
>>59264073
canada is a francophone country
>>59264006
raping and burning women is a good demoralisation tactic
>>59263961
how do english 'men' deal with never being able to satisfy a woman? when I was in london I saw jamaicans walking with 2,3, sometimes 4 women in tow and they would all laugh at how weak and gay english men are, almost as bad as indians
First western european spatial program
>french
>>59264073
Well we have large chunks of water
>>59264100
Portuguese that hate Brits are usually non-white and anti-patriotic
>>59263560
A fair fight is a bad fight.
>>59264144
it sure didn't help, you lost all your continental possessions. this is what happens where you're alone.
>>59263764
>You regret not ever allying with us now
We were allied with some German states (notably Bavaria) for quite a while. We've been allied with you for about 70 years now. AND we have a Franco-German brigade.
And no we don't regret, this is great fun. Those Anglos sure are a funny bunch (I'm not sure it's what they want, but hey).
Plus, we get to brag at the same time, which normally is bad manners.
>>59264100
>be portugal
>do whatever your english master tells you
>>59264119
if we adopted french customs our food would be a lot better
>>59264192
or they just are history buffs
>>59264192
>Being Patriotic
>Being Brittain's Bitch
Choose one
>Non white
Completely unrelated.
>>59264141
I have literally never heard anyone use french outside of Quebec
meanwhile, through colonial victory, anglos picked up an adorable french cultural reserve, who through multiple referendums, still prefer their anglo overlords
First flying helicopter
>french
>>59264194
t. Anglo
>>59264073
>this map
triggered
I've got better shit to do than argue with your continental losers, my French gf is calling me for sex
so long kiddos
>>59264226
>>be portugal
>>do whatever your english master tells you
Looking forward for Brexit, so we can stop being a vassal state тьн
>>59264285
french is an offical language of canada. You're a francophone country. chinese soon certainly too.
>>59264017
>be brit
>cry under your bed
"pls government surrender, pls surrender, pls surrender, I want to eat this shitty fish n chips"
>>59264073
>killing africans/amerindians with spear
>conquering deserts
Impressive
>>59264263
>>59264284
Portugal would be a part of Spain if it wasn't for the UK.
I'm also pretty sure you're that spanish immigrant that posts here, eternally butthurt about Britain as you are.
>>59263580
I doubt they got their dicks anywhere near her, they thought she was a witch and were afraid of her. That's why she was burnt.
Anyway we won that war (also), and the Church declared Jeanne d'Arc was a Saint, so once again everything ended well (for us I mean, I guess you were pretty upset about this as usual). She was a soldier so ready to die, I assume.
>>59264329
Pussy on his island, goodbye sir, we know you are little chicken.
>he fears the frogs
>>59264329
ok, go retreat elsewhere.
>>59264389
£20 says she wasn't a virgin when she died
>>59264192
Brits are not your friends.
They steal your colonies, they spit at you and you say "more ! more !"
>>59264382
>Portugal would be a part of Spain if it wasn't for the UK.
Kek.
They helped us ONCE against France.
Spain could never anexate Portugal, they tried and failed miserably.
>>59264435
>£
Keep your alien currency
>>59264382
britain humiliated you several times. This is why nobody respects you portugal.
don't listen to them Portugal, France is treacherous and can't be trusted
>>59264144
>raping and burning women is a good demoralisation tactic
Well we still won, so no. Also now even little girls as far as Japan know you as evil people since they made an animu about Jeanne d'Arc resurrected as a magical girl.
>>59264329
Your hand is French, we know, you're just a bunch of frenchies in denial
>>59264464
I wish they hadn't.
I would rather an United Europe under French Hegemony than being Poortugal.
>>59261748
>“Napoleon's subsequent attempt to flee France was thwarted by a British naval blockade of French ports, and on 13 July he wrote a letter of surrender. Written by a secretary and signed by Napoleon himself, this is the fair copy which was sent to the Prince Regent
>Your Royal Highness, A victim to the factions which distract my country, and to the enmity of the greatest powers of Europe, I have terminated my political career, and I come, like Themistocles, to throw myself on the hospitality of the British people.
>>59264510
who cares, girls love bad british boys, 'chivalry' is beta as fuck
Scientific method
>french
>>59264507
>Brittain calling anyone treacherous
>>59264592
chocolate bar is british
We traumatised the anglos.
look at them.
>>59264464
UK helped you as well against Moors in the Crusades
>>59264498
Who doesn't respect Portugal ?
>>59264507
STOP RUSING US
>>59264532
Stop being a creation of France, pls
>>59264507
>France is treacherous and can't be trusted
HAHAHA
Perfidious Albion knows no shame.
And it didn't help you, you're devious fucks but still lose shamefully in the end.
You're like Team Rocket.
>>59264640
you mean chocolate pub?
>>59264532
t. best army in the world get btfo by starving chinkmen equipped with outdated soviet equipment and bearded cave dweller also equipped with outdated soviet equipment
go be a failed colony somewhere else
>>59264327
t b h i was surprised to know that the commonwealth still has 53 member states
>>59264372
see, conquering natives wasn't the victory, its something France forgot to do: improve colonies to first world status
also not losing them, thats another one
>>59264365
wew, we're less east asian australia, do homework
meanwhile
>"As of 2004, French conservative think-tank Institut Montaigne estimated that there were 60 million (85%) white people of European origin, 6 million (10%) North African people, 2 million (3.5%) Black people and 1 million (1.5%) people of Asian origin in Metropolitan France, including all generations of immigrant descendants"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_France#Ethnic_groups
congrats, multicultural as fuck bro
>>59264661
>UK
Most powerful army in western Europe
>french
>>59264700
>Team Rocket.
>>59264510
>they made an animu about Jeanne d'Arc resurrected as a magical girl.
>>59264659
>We traumatised the anglos.
Well, can't blame them. They did take a lot of pounding from us.
All the others had the good sense to stop after losing a war or two.
>>59264742
*less east asian than australia
wew
>>59264510
>joan 'fucks englishmen in the dark' of arc
embarrassing cartoon for france 2bh
>>59264757
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Lisbon
>>59264498
>britain humiliated you several times
I know, and I'm not saying they weren't utter cunts, but they're the reason we exist as a sovereign nation today.
>>59264464
They helped us several times in our history, also the pressure of the constant threat of British invasion kept Spain at bay many, many times.
>>59264782
>Most powerful army in western Europe
and yet no one to surrender it to, such a shame
Nuclear reactor engineering in Great Britain, the Land of industry
>french
>>59264742
>annex a colony of french rejects
>end up having their language as one of the two offical languages of your country
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CuCKED?
shameless
>>59264659
The Brits mostly, the other just inherited some of their obsession
>>59264661
Religious orders like the Crusaders did.
And they were mostly French and German.
>The Portuguese county was awarded to a French Knight.
>The first Portuguese King was half French, Half Leonese.
>>59264498
Also fuck off, funny of you to say some other country isn't respected when France gets bantered 24/7 by the media and the internet and the film industry and comedians
First EEZ in the world
>french
>>59264911
are they as obsessed as the south koreans are to japan or as obsessed as the pakis are to india?
A traumatised people, a beta people.
>>59264742
Not that easy when the enemy has 42 000 "men" and you only 10 000 men
tank is british
also internet
>>59264929
Did you see my link?
>>59264862
>They helped us several times in our history.
Literally only usefull once.
And they fucked us over ten times each time they "helped" us.
>Also the pressure of the constant threat of British invasion kept Spain at bay many, many times.
Didnt stopped Spain fron trying, several times, and they got beaten back, WITHOUT Britt intreferance.
>>59265016
>says the country where paternity tests are illegal ayyyy
>>59264900
in other words
>completely btfo french colonists
>out of pity give them land to settle and allow them their language to vent their butthurt
its ok though, i imagine on of your colonies will be coming any time now to stick up for you...
>>59264975
Yes by anglos, we traumatised, they just expose their butthurt. Very immature of them.
>>59264862
ironicaly we lost far more to england than to anyone else.
Spain didn't have enough ressources to come here in full strenght, being at war every 10 years makes your army considerably smaller. And if that wasn't bad enough, by invading us they would be leaving the france border vulnerable.
The worst we got from spain was the times where spain AND france came for us (and guess why they came in the first place?)
>>59265039
First real tank was French
Renault FT>Mark
the average french diet consists of tears and algerian semen
>>59265093
they are legal, you have to tell the judge you want to make one.
paternity tests are pointless in england, you're all inbred, all the tests are positive.
>>59264742
>its something France forgot to do: improve colonies to first world status
Nobody really cares about colonies, they were useful for a short while until sugar and the like could be obtained for dirt cheap.
While England was busy "conquering" Nigeria and Pakistan and other deserts and jungles, we were busy expanding our country at the expense of our neigbors. Which was harder because they had comparable weapons and technology and capable leaders, but a lot more profitable in the long end.
Seriously, it's a lot better to have Roussillon or Alsace than an inhospitable shithole on the other side of the globe. Which is why we kept our conquests and Britain dumped theirs.
>>59262296
your win rate ratio was before German and Italian unification. winning against shit-tier city-states like Savoy don't count.
on the other hand you were surrounded by superpowers all your history and you managed to still stay huge so I give that to you
>>59265084
There is NO WAY you aren't the spanish immigrant living here, piss off, stop pretending to even care about my country, also you're dead wrong, the constant threat of invasion is what kept Spain from attacking even more times, this has been noted by historians.
>>59265166
better to be inbred than arab frenchman
>>59265061
>Crusaders
This guys are mercenaries, they fight for the highest bidder.
Topkek, England was not even Portugal's ally back then.
>>59265094
Yes you're cucks. No alpha people would have allowed that.
good doggie.
>>59265094
>completely
You only won this war because you had more men
>>59265039
internet is american
>>59265148
The average british diet consists of tears and french semen
>all this french butthurt
delicious
>>59265039
Internet
>not ARPANET
kek
Britons appropriation as usual
>>59265226
they still got btfo despite heavily outnumbering the colonists and with no logistic.
the angloy is weak
>>59265135
>ironicaly we lost far more to england than to anyone else.
If our history was a chess game the Brits took way our rooks, bishops and knights in exchange for saving our King.
It's not an ethically correct thing to do but it allows us to remain in play.
Everyone in Portugal knows this.
roast beef and bicycle are british inventions
>Be French
>Be one of the the top five military countries since the medieval ages, whose record is tarnished by about three embarrassing battles compared to the literally hundreds of amazing ones
>Have global influence in science, art, music, cuisine, and all aspects of culture
>Have what's widely considered to be the world's most beautiful language and sexiest accent
>Have Europe's most famous building
>Have every country in the world be obsessed with you
>Be such a nice place that people literally die trying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
>>59265273
>opposite day
>>59264782
It was the same in WW2, but when you put french sissies behind the rifles it doesnt help.
>>59265200
People like you make me sick.
This is why Portugal is shit, becaue of fuckers like you, who are blindly brainwashed into thinking England is this best friend who always has our back...
They see us as vassals, not friends.
>>59265273
The only butthurt guy ITT is you, m8
>>59265354
Grrrrr raor
>>59263406
Joan was a 12ft tall centaur. There wasn't much English lords could have done to stop her. Ironically the whore was sold out by Frenchmen.
>>59265039
À
FUCKING
RAMP
anglo obsession
>>59265367
see >>59265337
They were utter cunts but you can't play the game without the King.
>>59265367
You think Portugal is better off without someone holding its hand... REALLY?
>>59265367
you are friends
>>59265364
Oh, go lose a war
football and cricket are english and better than gayboy tennis
Here's some help, my fellow liberators
>This thread
Good lord I love being french
Modern chemistry
>french
>>59265481
>Pétanque
CAN BRITS EVEN COMPETE ?
>>59265526
ikr copain
>>59265211
>lose a continent
>still trying to play it off cool, neglecting quebec is our "doggie"
top tier mental gymnastics bruh
>>59265226
idk why people think thsi a proper excuse for losing a continent
>>59265192
>Nobody really cares about colonies, they were useful for a short while until sugar and the like could be obtained for dirt cheap.
so in other words, France was extremely short sighted, considering ex-euro colonies are literally ruling the world economically
>>59265501
>empress Matilda
get that shit off she was never our monarch
>>59265195
Savoy was actually a power if not a first rate one.
And usually we faced huge coalitions of them at once, the Europeans weren't morons waiting to be annexed one after the other.
As soon as Bouvines 1214, we defeated England and the German Emperor at the same time (plus several minor states).
>>59265273
Why is this you guys can do in those threads
"Le no u xD"
>>59265337
Dumbfuck.
We took on Spain, Single-handedly in 1370's, 1380's, 1470's, 1640's, 1700's, 1730's, 1770's and 1800's
We cant hold our own against Spain.
We dont need o sell our power and diginty to some ango scum
>>59265616
you did it for 1000 years, why stop now?
>>59265501
Oh... oh God. Hehehe.
>Being ruled by sheepshaggers
No mystery they became Anglicans
>>59265431
Fuck you.
>>59265346
>bicycle
That's not true though
>roast beef
Something tells me in 5000 years you weren't the first to take beef and roast it
>>59265550
We never cared about money and still don't.
Yet I'm not under the impression we're poor. If there are richer countries, good for them, but we always have had enough.
Unlike England we're not a nation of shopkeepers.
>>59265501
>germans leading a germanic society oh lord how embarassing
>>59265526
N'est-ce pas
Why is it that lately the Brits keep getting rekt in those threads
>>59265526
>Good lord I love being french
Yeah, only two kind of people in this world: the French, and the butthurt.
>>59265430
We need someone holding our hand.
Not cutting our legs and dragging us by the hand
>>59265616
We *can hold our own against Spain
>>59265550
I don't know, brits always use this ewcuse when we're talking about 100YW
>B-B-B-BUT FRANCE WAS 800M AND GLORIOUS ENGLAND 2M
>>59265616
In the 17th to 19th centuries alone you have 3 ocasions when if Britain hadn't helped we would be a Spanish province today.
In your scenario we get to keep our Bishops and Rooks and Knights (our ""dignity"" and wealth) but Spain still checkmates our King, and that's no good.
>>59265744
All I see is French butthurt in this thread.
>>59265676
We also make porridge
>>59265583
"Lelel i go fuck my french girlfriend no time fuh dis Allah ackbar"
>>59265844
lol, mad as fuck, seeing brits fuck your girls really triggered you eh?
>>59265821
All I see here is a crown sucker.
Founder fathers are spining in their graves.
