How are you celebrating Israeli independence day /brit/?
edition
shite thread
i'll just again since some cunt did an early thread
what the fuck is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJVoF5ko1Y
>>59234012
Bring back the British mandate
katie x
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
its dat boi our nige
Watching only the finest kino
lads
not doing a poo but I wish I was
>>59234012
Fuck england
At the end of the day you think a man who can't use an axle grinder doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>>59234080
>Vote Leave
>Not Grassroots Out
Can't enjoy this inaccurate meme
>shake girls hand
>get a semi
is this normal
Assassins Creed went to shit when they started the 'release a new game every year' meme
>>59234121
triggered me too tbqh.
still saved it but ahahaha
me & the lads
>>59234145
oi reply to me on fb
>>59234111
why?
imagine not being white
>>59234141
Consider this: every hand you've ever shaken has probably had a willy in it
Sports I am very interested in:
Darts
Snooker
Golf
Cricket
Tennis
I have been told that I am quite a boring person but I don't care
>>59234143
Didn't Assassins creed always do that?
>>59234121
Yeah but vote leave got chosen as the campaign and we need unity, frog nige is just a good lad
At the end of the day when it's all said and done we need to get around the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric...
>>59234111
Got straffe Deutschland
>>59234169
I'm not ed/jordan ok lad x
I wish we had a kissing culture instead of an autistic hand shaking culture.
>>59234211
*doesn't check em*
>>59234231
me neither hahahahaha
>>59234048
>that fucking terrible voice acting
Other than that I'm not sure about this
Probably gonna be another shit film adaptation like Hitman
>>59234223
No.
it's too fucking warm lads
>>59234259
second hitman film was alright
>wake up at 7 AM
>itchy as fuck
>shave because facial hair itches
>take a bunch of antihistamines
>change clothes
>turn fan on
>still itchy
F U C K A L L E R G I E S
>>59234250
haha got me x
>>59234290
hitman 2: hit men
Been a silly Lad
Passed my theory test and could definitely pass my practical test on a good day so I decided to book it
Got to wait 4 months for the next available slot
can't decide whether i should drive to nottingham to go to east midlands shopping outlet lads
need some new garments
>I drive
>>59234344
nottingham mentioned
oi callum and john reply to me on facebook
>>59234377
do u know the sheriff
lobster lad, reply to me on facebook
imagine having sex with a woman was part of your every day life
>>59234405
only yanks make this joke btw
>>59234391
sent ;)
>>59234344
Nottingham mentioned
Where do you live though? Notts doesn't have particularly good shops, same as in almost every city centre
Gonna get out of bed
Ama
>yank replying to a post that's over an hour old, in the old thread
>desu, baka, senpai still filtered
>>59234012
I prepared two days ago, started eating cooked, but not overcooked beans. Different varieties.
Yesterday evening i had a lot of high fat cow cheese.
I've been farting like a motherfucker all day long.
>>59234427
...
no
just woke up
>>59234428
Feels good that even yanks have heard of Nottingham though, bet they haven't heard of fucking Derby lol
>>59234428
didn't answer the question btw
>>59234433
birmingham
and i'm not going into nottingham city centre, it's an outlet by mansfield
>>59234473
go back to bed.
>>59234443
senpaitachi
>I don't have a drivers license like you mindless sheep
Brown skin girl on my radar
She said she want all my paper
Middle finger to my haters
I have no time for a faker
>>59234496
wanna come with? x
what's the slowest board on 4chan lads
fuck sake i didn't see that the israel thread was a /brit/
>>59234486
McArthur Glen mentioned
>>59234473
same lol
>>59234479
>tfw have to say I'm from Cambridge because no yank's heard of Peterborough
>tfw have to say I'm from Peterborough because no brit's heard of Sawtry
>>59234542
doxed
>>59234527
tg
lad
>>59234532
have you been? is it any good?
could also go to bicester too it's the about the same distance but down south and i don't southern fairies
>>59234527
text boards
>>59234527
/out/
>>59234527
the gay cunts at /balt/+/ausnz/ if you're talking about generals
>>59234277
Where are you? It's 10c and cloudy here in North Yorkshire
>>59234603
Yeah it's not bad, the good thing about it is that it's cheap
>>59234620
did he fucking say generals?
the slowest general is /éire/.
bloody yanks coming out the woodwork
>>59234620
>gay
shouldn't you be in school?
>>59234527
>>>/i/398517
probably this board as this thread is from 2012
>>59234635
that's what i like to hear
love a good bargain me
is 30.5.16 a holiday
>>59234667
12 months in a year you nutter
>>59234639
>>59234648
>>59234651
Now now, dearies
>>59234658
That's mental
>>59234277
>got cross-breeze blowing though my flat
>window the wind is entering is shaded
>no direct sunlight on my living room until 5pm
It's hot out, but in here I am comfy
>>59234658
pretty sure /po/ had an older thread until a bunch of memers from /tv/ killed it
>>59234620
*applies lipstick*
*takes photo of myself*
*kisses photo to leave lipstick mark*
*signs photo*
*gives you signed photo*
here since you're so obsessed with us
>>59234649
crazy isnt it lad
Business idea: Invade Argentina, kill its people and then wipe it off the face of the earth
Which board should me raid, lads?
http://cep.lse.ac.uk/pubs/download/brexit05.pdf
Thoughts?
if I ever see anyone one of you by the clinton cards in doncaster frenchgate i'll knock you out
>>59234325
Welcome to my world
Keep checking for cancellations, you might get lucky. Also might consider booking another one straight after your first now, since those slots will be gone soon and if you fail it'll be another few months
Too many leftists on /brit/ nowadays. Bet they're the same cunts who like grime
>>59234707
what did Argentina do wrong?
>>59234729
absolute muppet
>>59234012
jews should all be killed
and before i get rasheeded by bluepilled good goys, muslims should be too
>>59234707
Argentina is unironically one of the best cunts on that continent
DON'T FUCK IT UP
>>59234729
best post all day
>Too many leftists on /brit/ nowadays. Bet they're the same cunts who like grime
>>59234658
>>>/i/408034
historic (You)s
>>59234760
>this doesn't concern you
alpha
>>59234760
all me
>>59234755
out-bantered
>>59234755
>This is a lighthouse
>>59234174
They support israel.
>>59234225
I am a Greek
>>59234760
Got confused there and thought the last two posts were from the girl
Read very differently
shall I have a go on fifa or what
*destroys your self esteem*
Another day wasted
I offered to take a girl on a picnic the other day when the weather was like this but she rejected me.
I Didn't even bother offering today
>>59234829
yeah, have a go on what then, mate
let us know how you get on
Credit cards and the scammers
>>59234829
guarantee i'd spank you 4-0 with england (vardy hatrick)
>>59234831
jokes on you, there was nothing there to begin with
top
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=856_1462788251
kek
Need a qt gf
>>59234859
go on then billy big bollocks
>>59234906
post ps4 name
>>59234886
fuck off Argie
>>59234886
UNA
cant say im a fan of
a) yanks
b) muslims
In the toilet at work
Really depressed
>>59234944
drown yourself in the bowl
>>59234751
rorke
>>59234942
rorke
>>59234755
>>59234895
There's retards who will think this actually happened.
>>59234925
A......................CANDLE
>>59234967
yanksheed
>>59234895
>americans BTFO
>the yank in the old thread talking to himself
hello~
>>59234012
By celebrating the king david hotel bombing of course.
>Disguised as Arabs,[15] the Irgun planted a bomb in the basement of the main building of the hotel, whose southern wing housed the Mandate Secretariat and a few offices of the British military headquarters.
It was a time when jews looked like potential terrorists and arabs didn't lel
>>59234980
justin
>>59235022
bet he thinks the thread's just slow atm
>>59234895
haha can't believe this actually happened
what's for lunch lads
Josie's name is obara sand
She fights for dorne and was wondering who you fight for
>>59235086
that's grim, that
>>59235086
fuck off murderer
just went on a racist rant to a indian call centre worker haha
they phone every day with their shite
>>59235086
Is that Ja/ck/
>>59235086
might get a munchybox for now and another munchybox for tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
fresh grime lads
>>59235022
>>59235074
I'm one of those yanks :^)
don't think the conversation deserves to be brought to the new thread tbqh
>>59235086
jack either doesn't cook nearly enough, or way overcooks
>>59235086
source?
reminder that white people are not human, they are neanderthals, the word 'human' comes from 'hue man' meaning man of colour, which white people don't have
Might go back to being a NEET
tights
>Poleaboos mum just bought half a pizza to his room
STOP ENABLING ME
>just measured resting HR
>54 BPM
>mfw
Strong heart, lads.
>>59235173
Josie doesn't think you deserve to breathe tbqh
do NOT reply to him
Don't reply to him
reminder that Britain no longer rules the waves. just some irrelevant islands
>>59235221
>the word 'human' comes from 'hue man' meaning man from Brazil
>>59235246
*replies to him*
no responder
>>59235250
i did that when i got my samsung galaxy. 58 bpm here. amazing since i used to bash tons of cocaine
Daily reminder that poleashit does NOT exist, poleashit and 190kg are the alter egos of one autistic poster on /brit/
who the fuck is josie???
>>59235272
there are no waves after America jumped into the water
>>59235327
i don't even give a shit tbqh i totally ignore both of them
>>59235330
one ting from down south
man mashed that backaday bruv
>>59235319
Some people just have lower bpm/larger hearts than others that can pump more with less beats.
I measured it last night at work too after I'd had a ton of tea and coffee and it was the same.
>>59235331
Deep Impact was underrated desu
>>59235331
your post makes ZERO sense
who here /at work/
>>59235455
moi, pardon my French
>>59235455
get back to work
>>59235408
it makes perfect sense
>>59235408
think like a cartoon
>>59235472
don't have anything to do
just browsing here and reading magazines
>>59235455
me, I am
check this out lads aha
*hangs myself*
>>59235455
Me, thinking about suicide lol
>Why yes, m'lady, I am INDEED from the French Republic!
Can you imagine a referendum like the eu one 100 years ago?
>ah yes should britain be an independent sovereign nation yes/no
Stay voters would be hung for treason.
who here /WilliamFBuckley/?
>>59235582
oh the times they are a-changin'
don't reply to him
>>59235582
sovereignty is relative
keep finding myself wanking to the gay threads on /gif/
think i might be bent in denial lads
>>59235601
That that matey who made the Loss comic?
>>59235471
>>59235535
>>59235558
what do you lads do for work
>>59235455
Me!!!
>>59235582
ah yes, our circumstances are exactly the same as they were 100 years ago
>>59235655
Manager at JJB Sports
>>59235655
Rent boy
>>59235655
landscape
>>59235655
Software dev
feel like i'm the only girl on /brit/ sometimes
>>59235641
hahah ummmmmmm *ruffles your hair*
run along now sweetheart :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfw8fWUQKnE
torrent is stuck at 97.32%
bit annoyed
doing a gargantuan POO
>>59235655
professional jobseeker, it's great, I get to work from home, and earn nothing
Post something to make me laugh irl and I will give you a (You)
>>59235719
link me to it, i'll seed for you
>>59235719
looks like you'll have to wait a little longer for your hardcore gay porn films bruce
>>59235737
i would but i'm too embarrassed to share my very specific taste in hardcore gay porn films
lads how detrimental to an assignment is going over the word limit
i went from having no sources to too many to fit in
bit grimy :/ woohuaha
>>59235773
this is actually very funny desu, but not for the reasons you think
>>59235780
alri jordan x
>>59235782
>i went from having no sources to too many to fit in
like mother like son
>>59235782
usually 100 over under
>>59235655
receptionist at a care home
>>59235807
rude -- that wasnt me
watch your back
come watch le kfc man cook lads
twitch tv/food
>>59235638
Me too. But I'm just a pervert.
pretty wired now lads
>>59235655
I shoot birds at the airport
>>59235847
yeah -- umm -- i don't think so
protect your neck
>>59235881
hang in there
>>59235902
y-you too
just pure insects, the lot of you.
>>59235917
shut the fuck up
>>59235884
enjoyed that
what's your favourite /brit/ gimmick?
hard mode: choose one that isn't you own.
*does a MASSIVE vape rip*
Fuarrrk that passion fruit vape is mental innit lads
yo
eski
boi
1000 festering germs squabble under the heel of my boot, fighting their petty fights, over estimating their significance in brutish yelps... Germs, bored little fools. You are not worth the power it takes to kill you... such is your uselessness.
>Donald Trump softens stance on Muslim ban
kek
>>59235556
you alri lad?
wen for a job interview earlier lads and one of the women on the interview panel was fucking hot af all i could think of was taking off her smart little dress and tonguing her arsehole
*opens thread*
Ah yes, the bacteria colony is coming along nicely
*closes thread*
>>59235972
the kpop gimmick
>>59236030
what a cuck
>>59236067
me on the right
>>59236067
me in the middle
>>59235972
>hard mode: choose one that isn't you own.
literally impossible when they're all mine
1 trillion little runts gather at my feet, kissing, "please, Jordan, bestow upon us your hereditary and god given relevance and acknowledge us as the humble servants and followers we are to you," you cry, in your disconerting screams. And so I turned you to paste for the cattle of my lands, and made your lives significant for the first time
>>59236044
yeah mate..... hanging in there....
*crowd laughs*
might masturbate on omegle again this morning
>>59236047
People like you are why Feminism exists.
Neck yourself you sexist idiot.
>>59235256
Just altered your boss to this post
>>59236047
nice
Did you know that the funniest British comedian aka Sasha Baron Cohen has a family in Israel?
>and his fake kazakh speaking as borat is actually hebrew
>>59236129
doxxed
Did I miss the Azelia Banks edition? Or has it not happened yet?
>>59236154
he's not at all funny
>>59236139
*thunderous applause*
>>59236179
nevertheless, he is still the funniest brit
Imagine you were a rodent (shouldn't be hard for you runts) and you were scurrying along one night when suddenly out of the darkness you see this thing swooping down upon you without making a single sound. 2spook2bh
>>59236137
protip: put in a bogus search tag, it won't find a match but it weeds out a lot of disconnecty people, for some reason
ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵉᶜʰᶰᶦᵍᵘᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵃᶰᵗᵉᵉ ᵃᶰʸ ᶠᵉᵐᵃᶫᵉ ˢᵗʳᵃᶰᵍᵉʳˢ⋅ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜᵒᶰᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒᶰˢ ᵃᵖᵖᶫʸ⋅
>>59236139
*nods respectfully towards you*
xD
DO NOT reply to him
you know what I hate? Is them immigants, they come here and take all our money and don't even bother to learn themselves the language.
>>59236199
>tytonidae
no ty
>>59236150
N-no
I will not let some melancholy spanish monarch - a Catholic - intervene in what should be a pure, everlasting and unyielding love
I will taste those waters yet, mark my words
DAILY
O
S
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgJVV9hD5yY
>>59236154
bragging about someone else's heritage is even worse than muh heritage
>>59236242
IMMIGANTS! I KNEW IT WAS THEM! EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE BEARS I KNEW IT WAS THEM
>>59236293
Molyneux is for people who can't think for themselves
Ahh yes, internet cutting out every 30 seconds/minute.
Very impressive.
>>59236321
not an argument
>>59236310
Ay, wassa the matter Moe - you losea your accent?
I really like tights but I have no fashion sense
Also I'm not comfortable wearing tops that expose my shoulders
Can someone help me put together an outfit with tights and a short/long sleeve top?
Pic related is alright but a bit too boring
centrism is a mental disease
>>59236068
which one?
*sucks your dick for money*
How degenerate would it be to key a bit of coke at this hour
Me on the left.
>>59236199
Now imagine you were a rodent born in some little African village, that would be so fucked up! Borders suck...
>>59234012
send jews to Auschwitz
>people follow Molyneux instead of reading into William F Buckley
you are the problem
JF here who now qualifies for a passport, got a passport interview in a couple weeks, what do they ask you?
woman on the phone wouldn't say. inb4 pole/rasheed, i'm neither.
>look at time
>day is pretty much over again already
loving this meme
>>59236358
all of them but the crayon pop one probably, not really a fan of that one, the small girl is cute though
>>59236402
>what do they ask you?
you're not supposed to know, so you can't cheat
>that aussie thread about goosebumps
>none of the non-anglos get the joke
loving it
>>59236402
alri jeff
>>59236402
fuck off you shitskin
>>59236293
Superb post.
He also gave a masterful display on Alex Jones's channel yesterday; a must watch.
>>59236397
I'd fancy a Jap right now тbh
>>59236402
I had my passport interview about a month ago. It was quite straightforward. I was asked to confirm my own details and then asked a number of other fairly simple questions:
Mother's name, date and place of birth
Father's name, date and place of birth
How long I had lived at this address and my previous addresses
Was I on the electoral role
My husband's date of birth
My occupation, my husband's occupation
the name and age of the person who had confirmed my photographs and how long I had known them
My telephone number
Where my main bank account was held and did I hold any other bank accounts
Did I have any credit cards or store cards or loans and who with
There were other similar questions which I can't recall.
>>59236433
kek
>>59236433
link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0
me
You're all as bad as H#tler
The man that invented the term Islamophobia said that he was wrong and Muslims don't integrate
regressive CULTURAL marxist LEFTISTS
Just keyed coke ama
>why yes, i do find right-wing humour to be hilarious
R.I.P. BBC
>everyone stops posting so they can save their inane and unoriginal bollocks for the next thread
brilliant
>>59236722
>>59236708
>>59236698
>>59236636
read these posts and tell me /brit/ doesnt have students acting as agent provacteurs
>>59236690
the fuck?
>>59236754
all me
>>59236403
Just got up an hour ago
>>59236762
Right? Fucking japs
Accidently left the jacket spuds in the oven for too long but they're actually nicer
nice slightly burnt taste to them
>>59236752
Don't worry m8; I won't be saving my bollocks until next thread.
*bashes the ever loving shite out of my bollocks with a hammer*
>>59236713
Not an argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJVoF5ko1Y
>>59236515
You need an interview for a passport? In burgerland you just need to fill out a form and hand it into the post office I think, I think it's possible to do online too.
Gas - Pop
lads
internet is cutting out on all devices every 25-30 seconds or so
any ideas on a fix?
>>59236859
You don't interview JF asking for a US passport?
>>59236872
who is you are isp?
>>59234111
>>59234811
>>59236384
t. flüchtlinge
>>59236872
Virgin Media?
People unironically think pakis are left-wing.
>>59236417
yeah but which one
Panda panda panda panda pands
in the college cafe, two chubby neckbeards are talking loudly about how much they hate leftism and are talking about racial politics
they're currently talking about how much they hate Justin Trudeau rn and how he's been spotted going into radicalised mosques that are in association with isis and how the media twists him into being a good guy because he owns the media
this is how I imagine /pol/ irl
>>59236970
They are for now, while they're keeping their heads down
>>59237073
>They are for now
Pahahahaha
They aren't all.
>>59236970
They ALWAYS vote left wing as do most immigrant groups.
>>59237134
voting labour =/= left wing
>>59236888
Don't know what JF means tbf
>>59237180
Voting Labour = Left Wing
>>59237237
Johnny Foreigner
>>59237313
Pakis don't vote Labour because they're "left-wing", you stupid cunt.
>>59236900
heh..mongoloid know about flüchtlinge
alri darkness me ol mucka