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Winnie the Pooh edition
>inb4
reggelt, faszok
Faszok, reggelt
raszok, feggelt
reggelt, pöcsök
Kamilla teát iszok
>>59224669
buzi-e vagy?
I used to bathe in that shit when I was little, it was so cash [spoiler]because nobody saw if you peed in the tub[/spoiler].
>>59224707
Gyulladáscsökkentésre használom.
Meg mézzel finom
I want a /v4/ + Romania(and maybe Scandis) army :(
The west is ready to sell us anytime, we need to protect ourselfs and together we can.
Do you, lads, want a V4 army?
>>59224224
Vinni Puh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqdiEUp6s4E
>>59224762
>Vinni Puh
>Not having a super rad translation
Micimackó>Winnie Pooh
>>59225002
It's Medvídek Pú in Czech
>>59225032
Micimackó>Medvidek Pú
>>59225099
Micimackó sounds like Mickey Mouse
>>59225116
Bu that's Miki Egér
>>59225099
sounds like Kittykat in slovak...
oh wait
>>59225139
>Miki Egér
>>59225186
whats so funny pepik?
anime
>>59225239
seggor
>Somebody left sajtostallér on the desk
>It has chili flavouring
>>59225439
>eat and drink the stuff people briefly put on a desk
>wonder why they start leaving rat poison
do dumgarians ever learn?
>>59225139
>>59225597
nah, we develop an immunity to rat poison
>>59225597
Ami I the only one who missed this?
Slovakia is conducting feasability studies about a maglev train between Pozsony, Bécs and Budapest.
http://www.dezeen.com/2016/03/11/hyperloop-to-connect-european-cities-bratislava-vienna-budapest/
Apparently the Polish aren't far far behind either.
>>59225847
>memeloop
yeah very legit
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldd0Fjp.jpg "image[1].jpg")
>>59225825
Damn, Dóri's getting old.
Those tiddies are still pretty killer, though.
>>59225887
I know fuck all about engineering, what makes it unfeasable?
The whole
>let's make vacuum in a several hundred kilometers long tunnel
part?
>>59225748
What?
>>59225926
the fact that americans trashed the idea because it's fucking expensive and dangerous and now they want to scam us with this shit
>>59224751
we could start with joint hardware buys, recently the scandis singed such an agreement
>>59226193
We should just all gib moneys to CZUB to manufacture our small arms. That way daneanon could get a job and a slutty Czechen gf.
>>59226482
there have recently been talks with the slowvaks about modernizing their shit from our side
>Processing
>That means they haven't even taken a look at it
![Grenadiermarsch-mKupka-dieumweltberatung-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/APH1g7a.jpg "Grenadiermarsch-mKupka-dieumweltberatung-web[1].jpg")
>>59226835
no anime for you today
have some eastern european cuisine as consolation
>>59226860
>Ordering mangas animo
I ordered books.
>>59226926
manga?
>>59227013
Books
Not comics
>>59227072
light novels?
>>59226860
don't be a cunt jappy
>>59227072
ah you mean hentai pictures?
>>59227090
A copy of War of the Worlds and an essay collection from /lit/ meme man
>>59227178
filtered this image too
If dubs, all magyar are cigans. If trips, the carpathian basin will all return to their rightful masters.
>>59227178
stop using this fucking picture. It's not funny whatsoever and a terrible reaction image anyways
New thread
>>59226622
>>59226622
>>59226622
>>59227334
fuck off baltcuck, why don't you invite another 1000 black Americans to protect you from ebil russians
>>59227133
i'm not jappy and you keep assuming i'm him
>>59227273
I will not
>>59227555
trips of truth
>>59227476
you can be lardo for all i care
>>59227796
you so mean, Choco
i might be a jappy on accunt of my far eastern gene set but i'm not that Jappy
are you guys gonna watch the olympics?
>>59227925
but you are a lardass yes?
>>59228012
maybe
>>59228034
i can be if you send me gibs so i can buy food
have pity on your fellow skeleman
>>59228125
how do I know you really, really want it?
>>59228324
because i say pulllllleeeeeeeeeease
and because i haven't shit-talked chickengirl in a while
>>59228368
>in a while
so you have shittalked best girl at one point?
>>59228398
Nah, I'm just saying that I definitely haven't said anything unflattering about obviously objectively best waifu (who i'm totally not masturbating to regardless of her greatness) recently.
>>59228461
>t. chicken egg masturbater
>>59228461
sounds like you really want those gibs
![2010+July+17+-feeding-crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yIsErZX.jpg "2010+July+17+-feeding-crop[1].jpg")
>>59228532
What can I say, I pretty hungry.
In the middle in the gangsta ass striped shirt btw.
>>59228647
Shame no one is going to help you
trap music is p dank desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrLqBfC6i_4
>>59228803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY
pleb
>>59228803
>>59228907
>"music"
>>59228935
sup kids
did we ever work out whether trami's sisters were qts?
>>59228907
>likes death grips
>calls me a pleb
not sure where you're going with that
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
>>59228973
he said they were qt when they were 11
>>59226193
We can't. Poles backstabbed us.
http://domov.sme.sk/c/20160234/ficovo-ozivenie-zbrojarstva-nevychadza-opravy-hufnic-pre-polsko-padli.html
New Polish government is paranoid and isolationist. They see Russian spies lurking everywhere.
It looks like there will be no military cooperation in V4
>>59226728
not anymore>>59229039
say thanks to PiSs
>>59229024
another pedofil
i remain unsurprised
>>59229039
And this all comes after midnight raid on our joint intelligence centre
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/18/polish-military-police-raid-nato-centre-warsaw
>>59229165
>raid
the guy in charge was dismissed and refused to carry out an order, this is the army not a kindergarden
>>59229264
>dismissed
According to our contract, he was supposed to be selected by Polish and Slovak government. You can't just dismiss him without our knowledge.
That raid was a military attack on another NATO member and Polish police entered our premises without permission.
Your government is full of mentally ill lunatics
>>59228962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM
found another gem just 4u
>>59229039
>dana
we Krab now
>>59229062
yeah if K(uck)O(L)D would be in power this would not happen, Fico is saint damm ebul poles
>>59229411
Our military is trusted by our NATO allies, inclusing America
Even American envoy to Nato was pissed off at Poles
>>59229039
>Fico thought he can revive military industry with 2 projects
god lord why are people here so dumb to vote for him
>>59229354
this was not an official NATO thing, just NATO afiliated.
also afair the slovak side was informed about this ***raid*** beforehand
>>59229446
PiS thinks that Slovakia, Czechia and Germany are Russian Trojan Horses out to get Poland and want to build closer ties with the US, but Americans don't like what are Poles doing
>>59229039
http://www.defence24.pl/367704,polsko-slowackie-rozmowy-o-modernizacji-armii
prdel
>>59229487
>this was not an official NATO thing, just NATO afiliated.
What does it change about the fact that we are your allies and you aren't supposed to do shit like that to us? Your government destroyed years of work on counter-intelligence just like that.
>also afair the slovak side was informed about
No, they weren't. Letter from our defence minister was leaked and he was furious.
>>59229510
first its czechia with rapefugees now the poles with this
>>59229527
That's passé
It's going to an open tender
>>59229473
its like these meme leaders cook from the same book
>make hungarian military industry great again
>>59229584
>destroyed years of work on counter-intelligence just like that.
xaxaxa
NATO and vaks said its our MODs internal thing
anglos stole our kubus puchatek
>>59229473
There wouldn't be anything wrong with that if Polacks weren't massive unreliable retards
They can fight another invasion with horse cavalry without allies for all I care desu
>>59229492
why must everyone copy /v4/?
>>59229669
They said it publicly to not hurt our ties even more. They, unlike Poles, still know what is diplomacy.
Read leaked documents ffs
>>59229708
wow pls no bully
>>59229708
arent those factories dead though? thats what I mean. we dont have developed and sustained military industry like poles do and these one time things are weak attempts when you will fire those people after project is finished anyway
>>59229779
Yes, but that isn't exactly Fico's fault, is it? Phasing out of Slovak defence industry was decided by commies back in the 80s
Ar*ps weren't paying for contracts
>>59229749
hurt or not, its was under our MODs jurisdiction. the inteligence center was just a cushy place for friends of the last gov to spend their retirement. journalists investigated and warned about that long long before the raid. the MOD just took out the trash and im thankful for that
>>59229928
They're completely isolating you from everyone, all the while acting extremely belligerent toward Russia
This isn't going to end well for Poland
>tfw you cum in a girls mouth and it shoots out of her nose
That about sums up my week
>>59229992
who is this everyone ?
and i agree that being belligerent towards Russia is stupid, its one of the many things i dont like PiS
>>59230240
Intentionally from your Nato neighbours, unintentionally from America
Stronk Poland, the Christ of nations, can take on the whole world alone?
>>59229733
Just let them be and bask in your own glorious satisfaction that we named a whole board on 4chan
>>59230301
This is why I find these hallucinations about some kind of V4 union so hilarious
>>59230301
>Intentionally from your Nato neighbours, unintentionally from America
sorry not a fan of merika or western kuks
>>59230372
its a nice pipe dream but the reality is we are just pawns in the hands of big players
anime!
>>59231008
die weebshit
>>59231008
>>59231008
nazi girls!
>>59231008
qts
![[CBM]_Another_-_08_-_Hair_Stand_[720p]_[1312D980].mkv_snapshot_10.18_[2014.11.26_23.25.02].png](https://i.imgur.com/R1q906t.jpg "[CBM]_Another_-_08_-_Hair_Stand_[720p]_[1312D980].mkv_snapshot_10.18_[2014.11.26_23.25.02].png")
>>59231147
>>59231198
>>59231008
>20% battery left on phone
>13% battery left on tablet
>1,5 hours left to wait
>literally one jam around vienna announced after another
I blame fucking hungarians and slovaks for this, stay in your own fucking countries
>>59231328
there aren't many slovaks in austria desu
you have plenty of turks and yugos though
>>59231328
best way to lower unemployment statistics around here is to make life so miserable that people leave
If i want to understand most slavic languages should i learn hungarian i heard its the lingua franca
>mfw the qt has a bf
>>59231376
Yeah, but it's surprising that not even in the UK people know about our diaspora
>>59231407
there are other qts out there
>>59231328
you can always fuck off from here pedofil habsburg
>>59231402
yes.
Learn hungarian.
It's a lot better than these slavic "languages"
>>59231440
after yesterday i might just kill myself desu
>>59231402
>>59231466
>killing yourself because of a girl
she cant be the only qt you could like out there
>uninstalled chrome and I suddenly got 11 gigs of free space
wtf
>>59231407
which one?
v4 bebaszós kongresszus mikor?
>>59231503
>implying i was talking about killing myself because of a girl
nah, had 5 beers and then some cunt bought two rounds of borovička for the table and that fucked me up
then at dorms i proceeded to do my best jesus impression and change beer into an apple and keksík i got at the bedminton tourney
the whole floor took pictures of me and had a good laugh, and pretty much everybody knows i got rekt yesterday
even had to excuse myself in the middle of the class to go home because i felt sick
>>59231198
>>59231608
>then at dorms i proceeded to do my best jesus impression
wew
people will soon forget about it desu
>>59231699
>people will soon forget about it desu
but i won't and that is the problem
>>59231608
>and pretty much everybody knows i got rekt yesterday
is that really so uncommon?
>>59231368
>>59231376
not talking about immigrants, every morning an army of slovaks invades the austrian road network and clog it up, and usually also cause accidents by driving like cavemen.
Hungarians are too poor for the autobahn so they clog up the country roads
>>59231723
not really, but i would be happier if i didn't hapen
>>59231608
>5beers and 2 rounds
are you 16? or 50kg? maybe both?
>>59231716
>but i won't and that is the problem
this wont be the first or last embarrasing thing to happen to you
>>59231781
i was never a good drinker, and i went there hungry
>>59231752
well shit happens, no need to dwell in it
>>59231781
5 beers+ 2 rounds of borovička is a pretty tough combination
might not get you wasted but you will have fun on your way home
>>59231812
>this wont be the first or last embarrasing thing to happen to you
i know but i already have enough of those
>tfw a photo of me from yesterday got to me
>it's much worse then i thought
>mfw
>>59231748
You would do the same if cunt next to you payed 3x more
>>59231880
>well shit happens, no need to dwell in it
i would like to forget it but as soon as i step out of my room i get funny looks and hear giggles
>>59231902
if it doesnt kill you it only makes you stronger :^)
>>59228907
GET NOIDED!
>>59231972
>stronger :^)
a kid could beat me up now
>>59228795
hope you'll sleep well knowing you could've saved an innocent soul from needless suffering and you didn't
>>59231972
big words for a leprechaum that will never walk again
>>59231988
>a kid could beat me up now
at least you wont have to kill yourself
>>59231566
holnap
>>59231748
Yeah, my compatriots tend to drive like animals
It's always a nice experience how polite and considerate Austrian drivers are
>>59232000
im jappy desu
>>59231407
I feel you anon
imma get her though, i know it.
>>59232059
>imma get her though, i know it.
in a body bag?
>>59232010
how does one recover from picrelated?
>>59232044
you're certainly fat enough
>>59232000
why are you obsessed with our local tramdriver
are you a homo pedofil?
>>59231956
that won't last long imo, in two weeks people will move on to mock someone else
z ostudy kabát :^)
>>59232095
he has shit taste.
>>59232076
is that puke or shit?
>>59232157
just puke, what sort of person would shit themself?
>>59232076
wow kandidnsy, you're looking like shit
>>59232208
i am not Kandi
>>59232179
>what sort of person would shit themself?
uh it happens? the picture isnt that bad desu
>>59231553
botnet
>>59232076
I'll observe the proper Hun tradition.
Pillage her village, pull her up to the saddle in front of me and ride away.
>>59232076
holy fucking shit, I take it all back, this is going to stick
>>59232232
>the picture isnt that bad desu
it's forever burned into my retinas
and i am pretty sure the qt saw it
>>59232261
good luck then
>>59231608
lad, you're famous now, you can go to a party and people will be like "hey you're that guy, dude that was funny as hell"
>>59232263
last week there was a guy who took a shit in the lift, pissed in front of vrátnica and threw up on the houselord lady
>holy fucking shit, I take it all back, this is going to stick
>>59232264
tone down your young ego
nobody gives a shit, plenty of ppl did the same or worse yet they didnt sink into the earth
drink less if you cant handle it
>>59232264
next week there will be another pic of someone else desu
>and i am pretty sure the qt saw it
it will make for great masturbatory material
>>59232353
This is probably not the fame he desires.
>>59232076
From extreme weightloss?
Anorexia?
>>59232410
You gotta work with what you get, i'm just saying there can be profit out of it
>>59232076
thank you hungry skeleton
>>59232022
és hol iszunk
>>59232389
>drink less
How do people do that?
I only realize I should've stopped when I already drank one too many.
The last few times I dropped the pretense and told my friends that they're about to see me get totally hammered.
Köszönöm szépen a vidám kereskedőnek,ki országunk legnagyobb szövetségese.
>>59232353
i would rather be not remembered at all than be remembered for that
>>59232389
>nobody gives a shit, plenty of ppl did the same or worse yet they didnt sink into the earth
thanks lad
>>59232409
>it will make for great masturbatory material
you disgust me sometimes desu
>>59232426
>>59232501
wtf are you on about i have 21.3BMI which is halfway between skeleton tier and fat piece of shit tier
>>59232533
I usually stop when my gums start feeling numb. If I drink more than 1-2 shots after that I'm done for.
It probably varies from man to man, though.
>>59232383
don't worry about it tho, pretty much everyone found themselves in similar situation before, people ITT not excluded
I was just lucky that instead of taking photos, others cleaned up my mess and took me to bed
one cuntass stacy tried joking about it, but people would just tell her to shut up
tl;dr it's probably not the first time and you can bet your ass it's not the last time either
>>59232617
>you disgust me sometimes desu
oh honey you aint even know what disgusting is
>>59232660
>oh honey you aint even know what disgusting is
your roastie beef curtain vaginal mycosis twat?
>>59232660
>oh honey you aint even know what disgusting is
like cumming on little girls' printed pic? :^)
>>59232645
>not joking about it
What the fuck is wrong with you people? You puke yourself, shit yourself, yell stupid stuff, hit on ugly landwhales and run around naked when drunk, thats why you fucking get drunk.
>>59232645
>I was just lucky that instead of taking photos, others cleaned up my mess and took me to bed
>one cuntass stacy tried joking about it, but people would just tell her to shut up
sounds like you have some real good friends, thanks lad
is the czech who sucked a homeless guy here?
>>59232718
>your roastie beef curtain vaginal mycosis twat?'
tastes pretty good
>>59232721
thats sad not disgusting
>>59232813
>tastes pretty good
stop pls i dont want to throw up again
>>59232790
>is the czech who sucked a homeless guy here?
>>59232813
femanon you're pretty hardcore
>>59232847
>t. doesn't eat pussy
>>59232622
numb gums? good god man, what are you drinking?
>>59232729
there is a difference between joking and bullying
especially when people are making fun of someone just because he got drunk and then puked his guts out
>>59232622
Physical cues don't help me, once I start drinking, I ignore all the warning signs.
Even if I the nth pálinka makes me gag and almost throw up, five minutes later I'll down another one.
>>59232888
>you're pretty speshul
ftfy
>>59232945
pretty sure vaginas with yeast infection don't smell or taste good
>>59232945
Do you taste your own pussyjuice or what?
>>59232956
I said start feeling numb, not numb. When the dizziness gets to my fingers, it gets to my gums too.
>>59232533
theres a comfy buzz which is ideal and thats why many ppl drink
drink slowly, dont mix it much unless you are advanced level
and stop when that comfy feeling kicks in
not that hard
>>59232971
The way you said it made it sound like you are ashamed of getting drunk and puking, why do you drink then?
Bullying is a state of mind desu, i would laugh about it with the Stacy, the fact you can't handle when somebody reminds you of your bad sides is gonna backfire on you hard.
>>59233021
>yeast
i feel bound by my blood to at least try it
>>59232945
i only eat the most precisely chosen ass
>>59233032
never noticed that desu
>2k16
>not listening to comfy byzantian chants with eastern background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts3YWVFUnvU
>>59233068
>stop when that comfy feeling kicks in
lad
>>59233098
This though.
People don't usually roast other people because they want to embarass them, it's because they want to laught at something.
You're only making it worse for yourself if you take it personally, or if you let it bother you that others don't see that ideal self you've imagined about yourself.
>>59233298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1FzSC8DBs
>>59233098
getting drunk and puking sometimes go hand in hand unfortunately
I usually managed to puke somewhere out of sight and even if I didn't I don't care, shit happens
at least čobolanon didn't puke at synagogue like certain someone (spoiler)me(/spoiler)
>>59233298
>2k16
>Not listening to chink army marches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juf6Q6lJIvw
ehh anony
>>59233266
Think some deranged SJW already convinced a brewery to make beer with her vajayjay mushrooms. For fairness and equality.
>>59233436
>SJW already convinced a brewery to make beer with her vajayjay mushrooms
please tell me this is not real
>>59233495
There's been vagina yeast bread stuff, too.
>>59233392
>at synagogue
muh six gorillion, pay reparations dirty czeczen
I always make it to the toilet, but this one time i was eating some chewy pork and these strings of meat were impossible to chew apart so i swallowed them whole and later on when i was at party and puking into toilet i ended up with some of the puke sticking onto them and there were these strings covered with yellowish stinky puke-rice hanging from by throat and i had to grab them and pull it all the way from my stomach. Just sharing my worst puking experience.
>>59233436
>>59233531
Thank you anon.
Now I have this "I have to vomit but not really" feeling again.
>>59233395
>pósztokra
>nem posztókra
>>59233554
>there were these strings covered with yellowish stinky puke-rice hanging from by throat and i had to grab them and pull it all the way from my stomach
>>59233436
>>59233495
>>59233531
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fucking gay. I love pussy, but imagine a guy who wants to make a beer from his fucking dick cheese. Woman would freak the fuck out. But this is progerive and so tolerant. KILL ME!
>pls I just want a dick cheese beer
>>59224751
You are just asking the right person. I'd exclude Romania for historical reasons, but putting them aside, It would be all go. Even though in today's globalism, maintaining several smaller forces in an union is not an easy job. For example, our bullshitfilled Orbán is pulling towards Russia...
>>59233636
I would try it tbqh
>>59233436
>>59233495
>>59233560
https://youtu.be/mmpO2ToLswc
>>59233554
disgusting
better than puking at PČR tho
>>59233780
>tfw It was same polack idea
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/
>>59233780
>hipster scam
fuck this bullshit
>>59233780
>comment section closed
like every other sjw bullshit video kek
>>59233928
>>59233979
>>59234066
>Raised 1578 €
>Flexible Funding
Maybe we could make some quick money with similar bullshit
And talking about bullshit, check this out
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/crystalwash/crystal-wash-20-clean-laundry-with-no-detergents
>3,706 backers pledged $268,368 to help bring this project to life.
thoughts?
>>59234415
Agreed desu, cuck became plebian namecalling meme when they run out of arguments
>>59234516
>t. cuck
>>59234516
it's overused like all other memes, but i think it accurately describes a certain behavior pattern
>>59234415
>>59234655
Well so does "nazi" or "fascist" but sjw's use it to frame anybody who disagrees with them. Only difference is that the purpose of "cuck" is not to frame, but to personally insult.
>>59234516
>plebian namecalling meme when they run out of arguments
so, just like fascist, nazi, homophobe, racist, sexist, transphobe, and millions of other leftist buzzwords?
>>59234765
I think there's a difference.
To me, 'cuck' means a person who acts against his own basic interests and he's proud of it. That's a pretty well-defined thing.
Nazi could mean a million different things from hating homosexuals to standing up to animal rights to being economically liberal and socially conservative to wanting to exterminate whole ethnicities.
If one of these two is any empty insult, it's 'Nazi'.
>>59234894
>Nazi/racist
Ok
>rest
Stormfront pls go
>>59235106
you fuck off from my general
>>59235106
go away this is a white mans thread
>>59235106
oh wow
>>59235106
shoo ahmed
>>59235033
To me, 'Nazi' means a person being oppressive to other people.
Cuck can mean a million different things from religious or cultural tolerance, over wanting free healthcare, social benefits, applying historical revisionism, banning swear words, sex or blood on childrens TV and in videogames to the most fabled cuckold fetish.
If one of these two is an empty insult, it's 'cuck'
>>59235305
what is oppression again? is refusing to associate with certain groups of people oppressive? are you an oppressive nazi when you want to defend one group of people and a set of specific values from being destroyed by influx of other people, who don't care about anything but their own whims?
>>59235389
t. White supremacist
I am a cuck.
>>59235418
go fuck yourself antifa whore
No, not again, please go away with your fancy namecalling
>>59224751
/intermarium/ soon
>v4 suffers from leftcucks too
kek
>>59235610
we suffer so hard that no post gommie or leftcuck party in the parliament now
>>59235305
But 'oppressive' doesn't mean shit. It's as nebulous as calling someone a Nazi and it's jsut another insult.
>>59235674
that's a cold segg :DD
>>59235674
PO got the leftist vote
