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>>59219849
good thread
hey its me canadia
Someone post those chicks.
>>59219937
Not with that ugly cuckstamp you're not.
>>59219937
yeah that's you new zealand
nth for don't bully!
>>59219955
yes
>>59219963
please don't do this to me
dumb frogposter
>>59219849
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>59219963
me in the center middle
Scenario: Climate change created floods ravage your city, and you have to live in one of the two /cum/ nations that isn't yours. Which one would you choose and what city would you live in?
Would pick the the US, I would pick Colorado. I like skiing and fresh air.
>>59220097
Denver, Colorado*
who /me and my people/ here
>>59220097
I'd probably go for Toronto, if that's allowed.
>>59220097
Nova Scotia
>>59220097
Anchorage or Toronto I always wanted to go there.
My gf is going out clubbing
Do you think she looks good?
O shit waduuuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>59220243
Yeah
>>59220243
She'll find a suitable bull in no time at all.
Rate my Canadian American gf.
>>59220131
Denver sucks these days breh
There are better cities in CO
>>59220261
Thanks
>>59220286
What are you implying?
>spent 4 hours categorizing image folder
>just got done
>realize that my category folders could do with some sub-folders because now THEY have become too big
There's no winning here
>>59220243
wheres the dick
>>59220332
The hour hand on that clock is on 9. Not 1.
>>59220332
would bring over for dinner with my parents/10
>>59220369
I think you might be legitimately autistic, m8
>>59220391
It's just OCD
I mean fuck I have 484 images in my /laugh/ folder
Could do with some cleaning up
>>59220379
I told you guys when I too, that picture that that clock has not worked for a long time, like a year almost or more
And I'm not Canadian
nothing interesting to post, desu
>>59220427
How will you even categorize laughter images? By intensity?
>>59220332
She's canadian? Thought she said she was german and greek, she looks greek at least
>>59220493
I'm not canadian, no
>>59220483
smug, group, butthurt, goldface, anime
hell even this old russian fuck can have his own category
>>59220146
>>59220222
I live in Toronto, it's pretty great. Most of the cultural stuff is actually blended in with Canadian culture believe it or not, a stark contrast to NYC.
The weather isn't that bad either, like it was 15C and sunny today, but dead winter in like Late Dec, Jan and Feb is brutal.
>>59220531
He's Harold the Hungarian IIRC
ur all so cute it's not even fun /cum/sies~
>Toronto
>>59220516
Are you german and greek? You actually look it, more greek in this one but in other photos it shows.
i was in this restaurant and a lot of koreans show up out of nowhere, they were like 30 of them and they go to the buffette area at the same time, the rest of costumer had to wait till these fuckers finnish taking what they want (because they naturally sincronize in a line because they're asians).
This happened like 3 time during the whole dinner.
And on top of all tha shit ALL the q8s ignored me competelly. Just one weird miyagi looking old man stared at me the whole time
>tl;dr Asians are weird ass mofos
>>59220578
y-you too
>>59220578
weeb shitter
anyone ITT need a kiss?
>>59220590
3/4 germ a quarter Greek
Moms parents are both German and dads dad is German and his mom is Greek
>>59220629
No Dad.
>>59220630
Yeah in the other photos you look more german, but I grew up in a fairly greek area and you do look similar to some of them as well. Do you know what area of Greece and Germany your ancestors come from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjJcBJ2aIi0
>>59220629
No, go away creep
>>59220694
Jesus. I don't even know what to say.
>oh no i lost my shirt hehe
Wut do?
>>59220689
I don't dig that far deep captain I'm sorry
Thats all I know
Hopefully these guys know I'm not a canadian
>>59220741
get her a shirt
>>59220741
>"who the fuck are you??!?!1"
then tell her to get out of my god damn house
>>59220755
Ah, I was just curious because some of my greek friends have gone back to their little villages to see their relatives all that, thought it was neat since there are islands where half the population shares the same surname and stuff.
>>59220741
Ask her why she's wearing a bow tie
>>59220823
Yeah I wouldn't want to go to some minor outlying Turkish Greek island to get raped by off course refugees
I have the digits. They're safe...for now, but you must give me a total of no less than five (You)s or you'll see the cops pulling these dubs out of a ditch on the morning news. Are we clear?
legs hurt from squats and deads /cum/
>>59220954
Wait, what? Those were my numbers! Give them back!
>>59220938
Ahaha, you are a little naive, arent you sister? I think you would be more likely to be raped in chicago, no refugee wants to land and get stranded on an island full of traditional, patriotic anit-Muslim greeks, I assure you.
What's your greek grandmothers surname if that isnt an intrusive question?
Haha yes
absolutely
>>59220954
>>59220989
I imagine that this has been quite embarrassing for the both of you
>>59221016
That's why I said off course
You never know, and I don't think inbred patriotic Hellenes would be much better
And Kouros
>>59221018
dear god
>>59221054
heh and for you too
>he thinks I'll give him a free (You) without first providing proofs of the digits in his possession
>>59221068
>for you
the Mediterranean seems like a neat place desu, especially Greece
>>59221072
*unseathes dubs*
Now gimme the fucking (You)s
>>59221122
Good job candad
>>59221106
t. Mediterranean travel agency board
>>59221122
oh shit
>>59221122
h-here you are
>>59221122
(You)(You)(You)
>>59221060
Ahaha, they would be happy to have you, I'm sure. I've heard the surname Kouros here, you probably have distant relatives over in NY but it's probably a common greek surname is my guess
>>59221085
did i stutter? little guy?
>>59221159
Yeah I have heard it's somewhat common but it's whatever I ike my real last name anyways
I want to go to Montenegro mostly
>>59221230
>montenegro
Why, you really enjoy the setting of Casino Royale? I'm sure its an underrated place though
Do you have a german surname? Wish I did but they anglicized it way back
hehe
alright
you kids play nice now
*disappears into the darkness*
>>59221352
*plays nice with cana-chan*
>>59221315
What's casino royale? And yeah my surname is Wolkoff if that's german enough still
What's the name of that anime of that 30 year old guy gets to take care of a girl his father left him?
>>59221410
BLACKED: Scene 36; Cheyenne Nice meets Mister Steamer
>>59221379
>wolkoff
Originally slavic surname that was germanized for sure but thats common, I'm guessing they were from eastern germany? I'm autistic about my heritage so I found of few of those myself in my tree.
And Casino Royale, the James Bond film, ahaha. It's supposed to take place in montenegro. Why do you want to go there of all places?
>>59221435
Everyone
Point and laugh, i repeat, point and laugh at her
>>59221435
You mean these dubs?
>>59221437
thanks lori
>>59221435
HA!
>>59221438
Not sure where they were from either but ah
My mother told me that when she was in her twenties that she fucked a couple montenegrin men and even a threesome and said they were like human animals
>>59221485
>My mother told me that when she was in her twenties that she fucked a couple montenegrin men and even a threesome and said they were like human animals
>>59221122
unimaginable
>>59221485
>My mother told me that when she was in her twenties that she fucked a couple montenegrin men and even a threesome and said they were like human animals
>>59221485
I'm sure she did
how would /cum/ feel like without anime?
>>59221410
There are thousands of those senpai. You have to be a little more specific.
>>59221536
Is anime over yet?
>>59221485
>like human animals
>>59221559
Humans are not animals retard
>>59221542
supposedly his dad/grandpa (whatever) dies and he left the girl and that girl supposedly it's the the dad's illegitimate daughter
>>59221559
You know what I meant canapop.
>>59221530
>>59221532
>>59221502
Well she didn't mean it in a funny way she just said they had the stamina or virility or something of a chimpanzee with those weird white hats and they fucked well or something idk
>>59221622
>chimpanzee with those weird white hats
I'm not sure what this refers to but it doesnt sound like anything that would be especially virile
watching battlebots atm /cum/bois
forgot how much fun robots smashing each other was
>>59221721
Ha, that reminds me, I forgot to mention how much fun smashing your mom was
>>59221731
my moms not a robot and i don't think you smashed her either anon
>>59221702
well all I fully re,ember is she said they made her feel like she was being fucked by really tall monkeys. But I don't know what she meant from it all that was a long time ago when I was 8-9 years old
night /cum/ fwends~~
all cute and going to bed!
>>59221731
You take that back, rude burger
>>59221786
Good night you beautiful creature.
I'm fat. I disgust myself. I look in the mirror. I hate how old I look. I hate the dark circles under my eyes. I hate my blotched skin. I hate my excess fat. I have gyno. I have two female breasts, which at first seem like fat. It's been years since someone has seen my with my shirt off. Taking off my clothes in front of someone else is impossible, I don't want them to see it. If I ever decide to buy a hooker and use her equally disgusting body to satisfy mine I will keep my shirt on.
>>59221821
Cut down on calories and junk food and walk/jog everyday for a few minutes.
>>59221811
yep that's the one
thanks
>>59221410
>>59221601
This one?
>>59221821
haha you sound fuckin gross, faggot
>>59221779
You must have some creative sexual fantasies sister
>>59221821
Just b urself fatty
>>59221848
yep
thanks
>>59221821
SS+GOMAD
>>59221774
>>59221789
I take it back.
>Cana-chan is going to sleep now
>>59221891
she's in our hearts
I survived 9/11
>>59221821
Past a certain age people stop caring you know.
How every day of my life goes that I don't have work:
>Wake up
>Take a shower
>Go back to bed
>If it's not noon yet, make breakfast; otherwise just wait to eat until lunch
>Play vidya for a couple hours
>Go to Subway, Panda Express, Burger King, or Wing Stop for lunch
>Get home, take it to my room
>Smoke weed, watch TV, and eat while laying in bed for 2 hours
>Get out of bed, play some more vidya
>Make some coffee if I don't have anything more interesting to drink
>Now it's dark out
>Take a shower
>Lay in bed, watch more TV, smoke more weed and go to sleep
Living the life
>>59221891
>this is the same guy butthurt about "just kiddin"
>>59221891
>>59221926
>>59221816
super cuteness will be back again tomorrow bois~
How do you afford to live this lavish lifestyle, a non?
>>59221891
im rite here mexi-chan !~
boo
>>59221930
Me too
I also survived 9/12 and 9/13
In fact just the other night I survived 5/10
I'm going for the record, baby.
>>59221926
babies are gay
ok i have a question
americans dont use the metric system, yet they say stuff like "a ton of money" which uses the metric system
isn't this kind of weird?
>>59221821
That's good if it bothers you. It's supposed to because it's not healthy. You would enjoy life more if you set a goal to lose weight then went through with it. One day you could respect what you see in the mirror.
Drink a lot of water, tea, and coffee. Eat actual foods, the nutritious kinds, not processed junk. Go for evening walks, lift a bit of weight. Snort a cocaine & DNP mix.
>>59221992
No it's just linguistic appropriation.
>>59221992
A ton is two thousand pounds, its often used as a figure of speech
>>59221992
ton is imperial
>>59221877
Thank you.
>>59222043
but then what about the metric ton
>it's a wedge robot
>>59221992
you fucking what
>>59222056
You're welcome.
>>59222056
you're welcome
>>59221992
Why do Mexicans say stuff like "un chorro de dinero" when it's not a metric unit?
who /gettingaesthetic/ here?
I'm half way through my 12 week program and am looking kinda decent. Up 5-6 pounds and down a notch on my belt.. (~10% bf?)
>>59222056
No problem
>>59221991
DO NOT HURT BABI
not gonna lie i kinda find mexican facebook memes funny
>>59222064
the metric ton was created to be approximately equivalent to the imperial ton
I'm no good. I can't pilot EVA if all I do is hurt and kill people. I thought I had no choice but to pilot EVA, but I was just lying to myself. I'm not worthy of piloting an EVA, because I don't understand anything. I'm incapable of doing anything good for anybody else! I did something terrible, though. I killed Kaworu! I'm a horrible person. I'm dishonest, and a coward. All I ever do is hurt people. So I'd rather do nothing at all!
Keep making those vegan fucking gains.
>>59222109
redpill me on mexican facebook memes
>>59222099
for summer cut here, down 6lbs
>>59222099
>12 week program
who /goldenstate/ here
>>59222184
just get in the damn robot already Shinji, jeez
>>59222208
Mein negger.. How many more pounds are you away from your goal?
had a skin peeling treatment for my acne scars today. shit was literally acid and burned my top layer of skin off. thankfully after this i'll have smooth skin once again
>>59222211
the state or the warriors?
>>59222246
7
can't stop fucking up my goal by eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches though, damn carb cravings.
>>59222276
Damn
>>59222184
>I killed Kaworu!
stupidest god damn arc in the series. The entire premise was retarded
>>59222312
These are some examples of before/after the treatment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byz4ozTrdmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0icVphIv8
I spend hours and days making this OC video for my brit friends at sp.
I want you to enjoy it as well.
>>59219849
oh shit waddup!
>>59222307
Ah that sucks.. Maybe take a lil casein protein to make you feel a bit fuller?
>>59222343
nice english m8 pretty fluent speaking 10/10
>>59219849
SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
>>59222341
I notice that Hispanics usually have very bad acne scars, why is this?
>>59222343
>that goalie kick
top bantz
>>59222400
smallpox
>>59221731
le snap!
>>59222360
Waddaaaaaaap X )
>>59222438
been on muh grind all day, m9. and you?
>>59222400
i have literally never seen an hispanic with acne scars now that i think about it...
>>59222474
>going to bed at 10
Dorks pls go
>>59222474
I think I will, nighty night
>>59222474
but i just got,home and am unwinding. shitpost prime time heyyy
>>59222474
it's 10 you fucking nerd
>>59222474
kaga best ship
>>59219937
>cuckstamp
>shitposting
DELET
>>59222192
top tier comedy
>>59222485
dorks lol
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>59222400
no clue. mine aren't that bad and people say I look alright but still they're noticeable (at least for me). that's why I decided to get the treatment. it did hurt like a bitch and I wouldn't recommend it unless you have pretty bad scars
>>59222517
literally off yourself with your animu
>>59220427
when you're done upload folders if people request them
>>59222512
idiot
>>59222548
this
fucking weeb shit
fuck off.
>>59222517
time to wake up
>>59222512
I fucking hate faggots who use :v and all its derivates
I am a fucking freak. I am a weirdo creepy wacko bizzaro freak of nature and society. People like me should not be allowed to exist. Freaks like me are not the kind you want around your families. If you're having a picnic at the park, I'm the one sitting afar watching you. You watch me back as I arouse suspicion. You will not enjoy your picnic because you are contemplating whether I am a potential threat. I make you uncomfortable. I engage in suspicious activities such as unorthodox pornography, drugs and the watching of children's TV programs. The police would have a right to be suspicious of a freak such as myself. I come off as rather shady, weird, and freakish. Do I tend to stare at strangers in public? Yes. Am I a pansexual pervert? Yes. Do I masturbate in public? Yes. Do I take pride in making others uncomfortable? Yes. I'm a fucking freak and am 100% content with my identity. Do you not like it? Does it make you uncomfortable? Perfect.
>>59222557
anime?
>>59222568
MOMS
lads
https://76chan.org/br/res/149.html
>>59222568
m-moot?
>>59222568
quiet, you special snowflake faggot.
>>59222557
*kisses you on the cheek*
d'aww do you feel all better now sweetheart? give daddy a kiss back now, on the lips
>>59222578
GONNA
>>59222568
all me
>>59222343
Noice video mang kek
>>59222600
FREAK
>>59219849
Dat boi is the worst normie meme I've seen thus far
>>59222613
>normie """"""""""""""""""""""""memes"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>59222613
It's from tumblr though so /int/ naturally loves it
>>59222568
What a freak.
>>59222598
Do you have a mental illness?
>>59222569
Japanime
Rate my to-do list lads
>>59222635
if you don't think normies share memes then I've got some bad news for you buddy
>>59222637
of course
Q: What do you call a Canadian who enjoys anime?
A: A disgusting squinty eyed chink Asian piece of shit.
>>59222699
dont worry i know
theyre extremely try hard though
who allowed this
>>59222693
homosexuality aint right
>>59222715
looks like clash of clans or some shit
>>59222726
its only wrong if its yaoi
Yuri is pure
>>59222715
They won't get many more shekels if they simple upgrade the graphics of civ5 a bit.
gotta add something new
>>59222726
Not when it's two girls
>>59222665
yes it's called homosexuality :)
>>59222726
whats happening here?
>>59222307
just don't keep anything you can't eat in stock
>>59222739
>>59222756
Some of the mechanics they've talked about sound pretty fun/interesting. But why does it look like it belongs on iOS?
>>59222773
Just a simple misunderstanding.
>>59222790
can you pls post what they were doing before
Hey /cum/
Should I continue to pursue the bisexual arty girl with short dyed hair? I realize she's not the best match for me and there's a handful of red flags and I don't think it's possible to have a normal "relationship" with her, but she's hot and sheeit.
minna san give me your energy
KAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE
>>59222817
yes always go for it
>>59219849
someone explain this pathetic frog unicycle thing to me
>>59222830
it's called ironic humor you retarded roo google it
>>59222830
it's best just to ignore it and wait until it goes away
>>59222850
it's unironically shit
>Should I continue to pursue the bisexual arty girl with short dyed hair?
>>59222817
Those girls are huge sluts with huge issues, so if you're gonna pump her and dump her, go for it.
They make horrible girlfriends though.
>>59222817
dont do it shes a dyke
>>59222830
>be tumblr
>revise history to say they invented peh-pay the froge
>circlejerk about being le epic maymstrrs
>try to make a meme
>circlejerk about it
>normies start circlejerking about it
>le ebig xDdd
>>59222850
tell me where the irony is if you haven't already been beheaded in the time it took to reply
>>59222814
Didn't post this >>59222726
But in this (>>59222790) the red hair girl is acting as a stand in for the other girl's dead dog in order to get closer to her.
>>59222865
it's the first meme that has spoken to me.
i enjoy it.
>>59222879
to normies its """""""ironic"""""""". to people with functioning brains its tryhard rubbish
>>59222884
is there a sauce for these
>>59222890
memes dont have mouths billy
>>59222918
animenonce.com
>>59222918
https://www.lezhin.com/en/comic/herpet
Korean webcomic. I think they're available for free on dynasty scan.
>>59222868
no it's a trap
i fell for it once and now i'm a ghost on the internet who warns people not to make the same mistakes as I did
bout to go for a cheeky run t.bh lads
>>59222965
bitch nigga.... sheeeit
>>59222965
At almost 2 am?
>>59222964
wew lad
>Have phone sex
>It's actually good
>>59222984
that's what makes it cheeky.
rate me cum
found it lads
https://hitomi.la/galleries/835136.html
>>59222990
was it with the gf
>>59223007
madman haha
I fap to traps, shemales, and sometimes men. However I cannot say that I'm sexually attracted to males. I believe my liking for cock and these types of porn has accumulated due to reasons other than homosexuality, so I would not consider myself gay despite the likelihood that I would have sex with femboys and men.
I like a girl very much
>>59223020
wait a sec its in JAP
reeeee
>>59223055
i like u too
>>59223048
it doesnt matter if you consider yourself gay or not, you are a flaming homosexual
>>59223020
>was it with the gf
Just fuckbuddies. Cozy af though.
>>59223064
But you're supposed to be asleep and not posting from canada
>>59223048
You are just gay mang.
>>59223056
I read a translated version once, iirc Umi needed lotion rubbed on her inner thighs/crotch but her hands were injured and bandaged so she had Honoka do it.
The expected lewdness happened after that.
i just realized that yuri IS actually pure
Yaoi only concentrates on sexual pleasure but yuri is more from the heart and feelings
>>59223109
https://hitomi.la/galleries/835338.html
found ut i think
>>59223087
>fuckbuddies
always wondered how this worked
sounds like mutual tsundereness imo
>>59223089
i wanted to be close to you
>>59222826
>>59222873
>>59222877
Alright, I think I'm going to invite her over again in the end of the week, this time without her lesbian friend
Why do I always fall for this type, why why why
>>59223142
then why not move all the way here ya goofus
>>59223087
is she hot? Any pics?
>>59223154
you want a manic pixie girl to save you from your mundane life and breathe adventure into your existence
>>59223112
objectively false
>>59223158
i didnt want to impose
everybody say woo hoo
>>59223194
You have my permission to come here. We need to get that road trip launched asap
>>59223112
Oh don't worry, there's plenty of smut-based yuri manga out there.
>>59223169
Yeah, thank you for reminding me this.
dat boi XD so funny
>>59223254
klap yo hands! get up and dance!
move to the rhythm!
>>59223232
>smut-based yuri
Wrong
All yuri is inherently pure
>>59223268
Where did you come from? where did you go?
>>59223288
It's pure smut.
everybody comon off your feet, I'm gunna tell you about a beat that's gonna make you move your feet
>>59223251
love urself first anon kun
cut my life into pieces
>>59223014
Looks like you're about to shoot up a school. Consider getting a bowl cut.
>>59223085
>>59223097
Bullshit. I'm not attracted to masculinity, nor would I ever consider a romantic relationship with a non-feminine male, and there are others factors you can take into account which can contribute to homosexual tendencies.
I want to pee in a loli's butt
>>59223355
you like dicks dude at the very best you're bisexual why do you even care get on with your life
>>59223355
>Im attracted to dicks, but Im not gay
>>59223344
this is my last resort
>>59223388
you get the beeeeest of both worlds
>Text 3 different dealers for weed
>One doesn't respond
>One says sorry not today
>One messages me back hours later to apologize for missing my text and says he can hook me up tomorrow
I should just grow some fucking plants myself to be honest
Other people are so fuckin undependable.
I guess it's true what they say that you want something done you gotta do it yourself.
i Am ThE mEnTaLlY iMpAiReD aNd InCoHeSiVe
>>59223355
>I love dicks but I'm not gay lads
>>59223412
Depends on which state you live mang.
>>59223381
>>59223388
>>59223425
It's b8 dummies
I want to sleep on a loli's butt
>>59223339
I wish I could. I just don't know what to do with myself. Every time I change my life to the better is because of friends or a girl, there's no spark in me, no motivation to live a normie life if not for other people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JVjuo1u5Q
>>59223478
I want to sleep on your butt
goodnight you corpulent shitlords
New
>>59223538
not going to sleep until something interesting happens in these threads
