You can fully annex one neighboring country.
Choose wisely...
France. :^)
>>59174665
Antarctica
Panamá. It has niggers, but also lots of money
I guess Canada because I really only got two options.
>>59174665
Russia
Australia is now Nunu Zilund
>be unitedkingdomian
>get MICKED
Canada. And under God Emperor Trump, we racially cleanse both of our countries.
France
>>59174665
Belize, of course.
>>59174878
uh don't kill me please
Sweden
Because the victory in a 3-hours long war should be an interesting expirience
>>59174878
Yes, from anglos. I hope USA will be 100% spanish and Canada - 100% french
>>59174665
France through Saint Pierre and Miquelon.
mexico
>>59174996
If you will annexed Mexico - mexicans will rule USA.
Same with Poland and Russia.
Mexicans and poles just a lot more strong than murricans and russian
>>59174932
Too late for you, my untermensch friend.
>>59174665
I'd annex the Atlantic ocean. Much better than the two worthless neighbors we currently have.
Russia
>>59175042
chuj ci w oko, kurwa amerykańska
also russian Alaska
>>59175028
I talked to some neo-nazis irl
it was kind of awkward t b h
they couldn't guess my race though so maybe that helped
Japan
just to make russian weaboos butthurt
Canada is OK, but Mexico will always be shit. I would annex Mexico and have them build a much smaller wall at Panama. No other country goes to Panama so it would be as easy as hiring someone to clean the crusted shit between my asscheeks with their tongue and calling me papi. If they were lucky, I would spit a warm steam of semen into their womb so their children could be part human and not some mongoloid injun aztec subhuman race and grow up to be full American. Not full blooded American because they would still be part mongoloid.
>>59174665
Anschluss the sinai and settle the palis there
>>59174665
Canada, immediately deport the Québécois
>>59175214
smart man
>>59175170
>an anglo wants to annex mexicans
top kek
it's 60 millions of mexicans in USA yet
your ancestors even already will speak Spanish
but you want to see it by your own eyes, as I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByZlcxUVjM
>>59175253
>60 millions
There are only 33 million Mexicans in the US
UK just for banter
>>59175289
>only
That's almost the population of Canada.
>>59175305
>That's almost the population of Canada.
California alone has the population of Canada
>>59175358
...in mexicans
>>59175371
pls delet this
Ukraine. 1. Great resources (coal, oil, #1 quality soil.
2. Size it's superb, and that's bullshit that size doesn't matter.
3. They insist to fuck it up as well as possible. It hurts to watch.
4. Small piece used to be ours not so long ago.
Turkey
Make Constantinople Christian again!
>>59175253
You speak English. Are you more powerful than Mexico because I'm having doubts.
>>59175371
wtf i hate austalia now!
why are you up so early anyway?
>>59175462
>wanting to make yourself even more attractive to the Russians
>>59175501
it's 2pm on wednesday here m8, prime shitposting time for us wagecucks
>>59175577
shouldn't you be in thursday?
The Bahamas tbqhafwymbia
>>59175591
>americans
>>59175510
Heey, aren't you supposed to give us a hand in case of Russian visit?
>>59175591
>American education
>>59175612
Yeah, but there's nothing stopping the Russians from taking most of Poland before we get there in force. Just ask the Germans, it's fun marching across Polish terrain
>>59175037
Why the fuck would you annex the lesser of the two oceans we can pick from, tard?
>>59174665
USA
>>59175591
>American Education
>>59175253
>America
>anglo
lol
>>59175675
I don't mind them marching all over the country, but now they say they dunno if they wanna.
>tfw we are fucked by default for 400y and counting. And there's no one to be blamed but us for this. And 95% of your folks think that we have anything to be proud because we did struggle a little before they fucked us up the ass over and over again.
>>59174665
Belgium, this fallacy of a country has been running for too long
>>59175952
I don't think anyone has an illusion about how inglorious Poland's occupation was for generations.
But no, nobody is ignoring the fact that you guys were always willing to bring up partisans and nationalist movements regardless of the circumstances, too.
>>59174665
I would annex greenland. Moar useless land!
>>59174665
Russia. It was founded by a Finn after all, therefore it is rightful Finnish clay.
>>59176086
You don't border greenland.
I mean, come on now, even the other people trying to jump over bodies of water are sticking to small seas or channels.
Poland, in order to restore prussia
>>59176123
Fiiine, I'll have Ukraine then.
Venezuela because oil.
**Or france.**
Mexico
>annexing a country that has nada except for lakes and polar bears
>rather than annexing a cunt with fertile land, carib beaches, and beautiful mountains
Shame about their tap water though.
>>59176197
>nada
CHI
>>59176155
No fair! Poland already claimed the ukraine
>>59176197
Canada has way more than Mexico.
Also Alaska can finally be a real neighbor if we get Canada.
>>59176074
That's sweet, but I don't agree. (At country vs. country level) If you've got fucked it's you to be blamed. And that's 100%, we had good base to be strong, we fucked this stuff up badly. We was real deal in 1600. We weren't at all less than 200y later.
France
>>59176231
Oh yeah. I'm stupid.
I'll just annex Russia than. 50 miles away and Americans will finally be considered Asian and European due to Kaliningrad.
>>59176185
>because oil
Venezuela has really shitty oil tho
>>59176226
It would make Poland to border us. Can I annex them?
>>59176265
>kaliningrad
That's königsberg u cunt
>>59176237
Well I'm not going to tell you how to think of your own history. I will say that everyone expects you guys to be of stiffer stuff in a nationalist sense because that's how it seems, historically.
My own country only got its glorious revolution because of French money, ships, and a few soldiers. I won't knock the ideals of the revolutionaries because of this, regardless of the practicalities.
>>59176340
I claimed poland sorry not sorry
>>59176340
Just let Poland annex Ukraine and then annex Poland. Counts as a border.
>>59174665
Poland just because of the eternal anal devastation from being occupied again.
>>59176350
You can call it whatever you want if you can take it back
>>59174665
Norway. We will be oil monopoly in Europe.
>>59176368
A-ha! Then I'll annex you, and will get Ukraine and Poland too.
>>59176503
Russia's border now look atrocious.
>>59176517
I want to border France.
>>59176503
>russian imperialism on the rise
>>59176415
Putin even offered it to our former chancellor schröder, but he declined
>>59176551
He said it was not worth it because of the spending it would require and because the population is just Russians.
>>59176340
>>59176368
fight fight fight
>>59176531
>>59176531
Alright here's Greater Russia, everyone.
Looks like some kind of hook in Europe. Should we just give them Czechia, too, to even things out? Seems reasonable.
>>59176614
Do it, also claiming Argentina just so we can become even bigger guys
Mexico
>>59176660
>that autistic corridor between Paraguay and U r gay
>>59176682
You're right, lemme fix it
norway for oil money
>>59176614
That's better.
Albabia and Fyromnia for now
>>59176716
Beautiful
>>59176576
Yes, the ethnic cleansing required would have been too much of a hassle
>>59176716
Just Anschluss my shit up senpai
>>59176706
There's someone that wants Bolivia?
Erm, okay.
>>59176729
That's true. Russians seem the one race that are extermination-proof.
>>59176740
some bolivians are really, really salty towards brazilians, also it makes the borders look beter to be honest
>>59176706
>Not taking Chile
Was gonna say Indonesia , but they're a mess. So New Zealand, but they're already a sub state any way
>>59176576
>>59176551
Social Democrats are a sin against man.
I would have moved there in a second, slavs and all.
>>59176713
I claimed Norway already.
>>59176784
Had nothing to do with socialism. Would have bankrupted Germany, plain and simple.
They were still merging East and West, remember.
>>59176751
Alright, starting to look good now
>>59176822
>Alaska is now under Le Weedman
I bet they're going to be pissed
>>59176816
Bankrupted? Nah.
Just very expensive
>>59176822
Annex FYROM
>>59176822
I just want us to occupy Kaliningrad so that we can make it a place to dump all our russians into(also any minorities from Lithuania and Estonia welcome).
>>59176822
America takes Canada
>>59176822
well if Russia can do it
>>59176822
I'll just pretend this is all german lebensraum in the east
>>59176978
Now if only we could fix Africa
Alright everyone I think I figured it out.
American continents partitioned as they are named.
Britain is part of HispFrancItaly.
Australia gets the neighbors.
I deleted a lake.
Austria, Czechia, Bulgaria, Romania, etc combined cuz scared of Russia.
Everything else self explanatory.
>>59177049
And done, perfect
>>59176713
Come and get it.
>>59176955
Can't argue with these dubs
>>59177164
oh damn, i forgot a thing
>>59174665
Iceland. It's the only neighboring country whose population we could reasonably absorb.
>>59177180
Much better.
>>59177180
Venezuela, and kill Maduro in the process
>>59175253
>your ancestors even already will speak Spanish
This is the dumbest shit I have ever read.
>>59177239
kek American ancestors speak tons of languages. My grandparents knew four languages between them, even if they all stopped speaking them by 1950.
America
>>59174665
Russia
>>59174665
Central African Republic.
>>59177275
You sure you don't want Greenland? You got an island kinda sorta close to them.
>>59174665
Albania
Bulgaria for τρεις θάλασσες
>implying anyone wants Sweden or Germany
Norway. They already speak Danish and their king and oil is rightfully Danish anyway. Come home brother.
>>59174702
Fucking this.
>>59177655
Danish black metal isn't a thing though
>>59177735
I know, and I'm actually proud of them.
>>59177655
Together we will be strong
>>59174665
Sweden of course :3, but few policies regarding immigration are order to set
>>59177785
>>59177790
I think we can figure something out lads.
if dubs Czechoslovakia is independent and ultra-isolationist
say no to blobing
>>59177780
You are proud of not being Norwegian or what did you mean?
>>59177785
How cute. :3 strong like poland, yes.
>>59177863
they dont want me to succeed
Macedonia
>>59177911
Their music senpai.
>>59177790
not once has an another Finn said something I agree with on /int/.
there's literally whole Russia next to us. we'd also get Karelia back and unite with the finnic tribes again
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