Törpördögök edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
morning
Very nice
hello:DDD
where is the drugs:DDDD
morning cunts
>>59177980
oh hey husi femanon <3
moar pics?
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
Hello yes where are the gudposters :DDD
>>59178152
i honestly can't tell if you're memeing or just being a retard
>>59178199
>it cant be both
the people that meme the most are probably retarded tbqh
>>59178199
i truly hope this is a segg :DD not tiddys
25th for oc :DDDDDD
>>59178417
>>59178417
Poor guy
>>59177980
Cant be femanon,not flat enough
>>59178417
maximum cringe
>>59178417
what's the girl's profile picture?
I had sex with a girl from Ukraine last weekend.
>>59179870
I had sex with an ukie girl 4 years ago.
Wish I could do it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oAbIQaJnBU
>Sack my brick you soromabitch
>tfw never fucked any foreign grill
>>59179870
I had sex with a Slovak girl once.
>>59180114
>mfw I had sex with three girls from three countries
197 countries left, I can't wait till I do a Vatican girl
>>59180146
try the 7 continets first
>>59180109
that's a gypsy in canada I remind you. That progressive country took them in just like swedes take the black cock
>>59180146
antarctican femipenguin when?
>>59180199
>Eurasia
>Africa
>North America
>South America
>Straya
>Antarctica
>???
>deadline is close
>ppl start flocking
why is it always like this, theres over a month for this shit to be done
>>59180358
not quite, those racist rich ppl sent them back and considered visa requirements to be restored because of them
>>59180454
HOLY FUCK? How could that happen. it's THE CURRENT YEAR I MEAN
>>59180454
Yeah, after they realized Gypsies were literally keeping other Gypsies as slaves and collected the gibsmedats after them.
wooo
>>59178417
>being that much of a papucs beta
>>59180388
kek
How to make so that I can feel the urge to do something just as badly as I feel the urge to not do it, everyday?
I need to speed up with some personal work, yet after my 8h work day I feel drained and lazy.
>>59180542
šprt
>>59180613
but muh plates
>>59180644
more like lucky cunt
>>59177980
I'd just like to say "nice".
That is all.
>>59180628
Wish I fucking knew.
The only thing that can get me to work at a normal pace is the sense of impending doom. Anything less and I just keep fucking around all day.
>>59178417
it's a pasta you dips
I have it saved from years ago
>>59180718
Exactly this. I only can do things when pressure is kicking in, otherwise it's 1/6th of the effort.
I'd love to change it but I don't know how.
>>59180814
There was a time when I seriously considered going to a shrink with this. Maybe I should.
>>59180542
>6
isn't that super bad
>>59180542
what's this?
>>59177980
Nice butt cheeks, Zoltan.
>>59181224
Poverty in the making.
>>59178417
That's how I got my wife, this actually works.
>>59181172
that's not a grade, those are credits
sup kids
>>59181237
Choco you're like a scholar of everything /v4/ related.
So succinct and insightful.
>>59181292
your wallett got you a wife, dont delude yourself
Stellaris is super comfy tbqh senpaitachi
>>59181530
sup bongbro, news on the house ?
>mfw pubday today
>>59181799
something on friday, possibly.
got woken up by an estate agent today (what kind of parasitic cocksucker calls at 8am), had an auctioneer on my back too
gaaaah
but yes, all is not so bad, I have drunk lots of beer recently and bought stellaris, which I haven't had time to play
also got well into battle of the nations
shit is cash m7
>>59181855
>battle of the nations
shame i was busy the whole weekend, seen the int threads on monday
>>59181122
It's normal, but I think it's just a mater of willpower and training it.
>>59181929
the live stream is on youtube still, so you can skim through that
p savage sport desu watching ruskies and ukies go at each other is amazing. like eurovision with violence imo
>>59182024
do you know this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3yvOkooYA
>>59182060
no but I'm gonna watch it.
Is this kind of thing sort of, standard entertainment in Russia/east europe? My american wife could not believe it was legal.
>>59182060
Wish they could come up with some kind of scoring system for BotN as well.
I understand why they're using it, but the knockdown = win rule inevitably leads to Benny Hill fights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBm3Gwx38Po
>>59182166
well medieval things are quite popular and are gaining even more traction as time goes
>>59182303
i want to get into this too
>>59182303
we get the historical re-enactment shit here, which I'm no fan of coz it doesn't involve any actual fighting
more like, larping for non-weebs
but this shit is visceral, depending on where it is, I might go to the battle of nations next year, the tickets this year were only 200 czk which seems a bargain to watch a load of people batter each other for a day
anime
>>59182303
Are those weapons sharp?
>>59182503
Yes and made with superior Polish steel and folded 1000 times.
>>59182400
>I might go to the battle of nations next year,
might do the same
>>59182503
I think they're semi-sharp, not blunt enough to dent the plate mail and not sharp enough to cut through it
could be wrong tho
Fuck me it's hot
>>59182839
Balls are sweaty
Mom's spaghetti
>>59182839
>Fuck me
you wish fempek
Post supreme qts
>>59182920
>>59182920
>tfw she'll never be overly attached to you
>>59182295
complete bullshit apart from the graduation parties
>>59183068
Isnt she a fucking leaf tho
>>59183155
Nah, she's Texan
>>59182920
>>59182920
>>59183155
>>59183399
so much shit taste
>>59183439
>>59183446
faggots
>3D
>>59183483
hello chipmunk, how are you ?
>>59183578
fine you
>>59182920
>>59183155
Until when?
>>59183446
>>59183439
I agree
>slavic """"taste""""
>>59183671
What did he mean by this
>>59183446
>>59183439
t. Zoli nagyhomovich
>>59183666
im good here too, foot hurts a bit but its getting better
>>59183758
he means your avatarfagging is despised and you should stop your faggotry cigány
>>59183906
Ok i will stop
>>59183780
from fighting cigany?
>>59183944
its fine
how do you like these lips, femanon?
>>59184023
>from fighting cigany?
nah, just going back home while drunk
Been looking through my photos and I think I've found Trami on vacation.
>>59184051
sad boys?
>>59184046
stop triggering me
>>59184051
wew
>>59184082
>tramis hightest
no surprise
>>59184182
this thing can fuck up your ankles
rate my meme
>>59184238
chey tam golos iz pod skonki, a pshek?
>>59184209
so are those lips big or small or normal according to you? describe them in 5 words pls
>>59183906
>>59183944
No I didn't mean that. Don't bully Slovakia pls.
>>59184328
normal but bigger than mine do you have big man lips?
>>59182920
>>59184244
ebin xdddd
>>59183483
I like how you gradually move to less plastic ones when people bully your previous pics
>>59183441
too much makeup
>>59184402
pedopole pls
>>59182920
u first
>>59184541
>>59184567
no
>>59182920
>>59184383
only pic i have of myself was shit in the dark and i have an is beard on it, so no clue. they're kind of pursed i guess
>>59184677
>>59184605
they're all pedofils here m8
>>59184383
so soft.. and probably tastes like strawberry and belongs to a [spoiler] 10 year old [/spoiler]
>>59184735
as long as its legal its fine :^)
>>59184713
>actually posts a pic
abosulte madman
nice beard
>>59184766
youre a qt 10 yo girl?
>>59184735
I'm just an efebofil
>>59184823
t. day care raider
>>59184823
cradle snatcher
or mr operation yewtree desu
>>59182920
>>59184238
if you have the coordination of a drunken bydlo
>>59184819
no but I wish a qt 10yo girl would be with me t.b.h
>>59184973
pedofil
átòk
http://zpravy.idnes.cz/policie-muslim-si-utok-ve-vrsovicich-vymyslel-fqb-/domaci.aspx?c=A160511_094337_domaci_jj
ayy lmao
>churka claims he got stabbed by "neonazis" when jogging
>afterwards went home, called the ambulance after 10 min
>gets released from hospital the next day
>now police has closed the investigation saying he made it up since no such incident was on the camera in the park where it was supposed to happen
>lefty tears flowing through the streets
>>59185026
лyл
>>59181543
not every austrian is a choco you dum hun
I'm not that witty, I'm old and busted now
>>59184892
>>59184918
it's true
>>59185074
>>59184973
pedofils
>>59185026
>Stab yourself
>"It was ebul nazi"
why would you do this,where is the profit?
>>59185100
don't be so harsh on me
Help
>be me, 18
>kissless virgin, 190 skeleton
>week ago i suddenly got approached by grill on trainstation
>hi im anonette, nice to meet you
>brainfreeze.irl
>after 2 minutes of walk she goes away, am confused for next 3 days
> quiet, no contact
> 3 days ago i check fb since im not regurarly using it and theres friend request
>wat, how did she find me
>accept bcs curious
>2days ago, inner aplha kicks in, invite her to date
>yesterday, on date, i noticed things i didnt noticed first time
>shes latino (not gypsy) 175, 80kg (not belly, ass), is smoking cigs, sometimes weed and is dumb
>wat do, i considered pump and dump but that was just first idea to cross my mind
>>59185112
added this image to the filter
>>59185239
>>wat do, i considered pump and dump but that was just first idea to cross my mind
do it just wear a condom
>>59185239
>>shes latino (not gypsy) 175, 80kg (not belly, ass), is smoking cigs, sometimes weed and is dumb
sounds legit m8
>>59185216
I'm sorry, this is a tolerant general
>>59185239
>i considered pump and dump
do i chadomir
>>59185212
shitniggers/10
>>59185239
80 кг, нихyя кopoвa
>>59185239
>shes latino not gypsy
t. Araňa Sanchez piñata el lakatoš
>>59185239
Also i forgot to mention i got a job at the date place, so i at least something went well.
>>59185349
>t. virgin
>>59185376
you went on a date to a place you were going for an interview or what?
>>59185425
so she can then stalk him
>>59185357
>I<OPA
>>59185406
yes but y-you too
>>59185373
kek
>>59185333 (czeched)
somebody help. i'm falling for a treacherous she-devil of Himmler
>>59185349
>tfw even 11 years olds are prettier than femanon
>>59185471
but that makes me speshul
>>59185376
pls be the eternal jobless czech anon
>>59185496
your mental faculties make you special
>>59185468
Cмeялиcь вceм ГУЛAГOM
>>59185425
There was a gay bartender and after we finished icecream i took the glass cups (idk how they are called) and carried them to bar since i needed to think about my next steps. Halfway through gayman asks me if i want to earn some extra cash so i said yeah. So next tuesday im starting to cook/do bartender there.
>>59185503
>eternal jobless czech anon
nah hes much older
>>59185239
How is someone still a virgin at 18?
>>59185479
she's my new waifu
>>59185496
If a girl is virgin she's pure, innocent but if a guy is virgin he is a beta loser faggot or gay. THIS IS SEXISM. END MANHATE NOW
>>59185546
Anon's getting a gf AND a bf. So jelly.
>>59185546
>this happened
>>59185575
maybe he watches anime ?
>>59185546
>There was a gay bartender and after we finished icecream i took the glass cups (idk how they are called) and carried them to bar since i needed to think about my next steps. Halfway through gayman asks me if i want to earn some extra cash so i said yeah. So next tuesday im starting to cook/do bartender there.
gonna get bummed m8 bummed in the shitpipe
gtz tho
also glass cups == glasses == pint glass
>Would you bring the glasses back to the bar? Ta luv
>Grab us a pint glass m8
>>59185599
kek
>>59185586
>but if a guy is virgin he is a beta loser faggot or gay.
only 4chan thinks that desu no one else
>>59185112
>dont deport this poor guy he was attacked by nazis
>lets crow fund him some money
yay lefties power
>>59185655
>only 4chan thinks that desu no one else
this, no one cares or asks about these things when you are older
>>59185575
Spent elementary with psp, lived in another town with 1,5 hours travel time to school so no frieds at home. Currently studing IT and there are 2 girls on whole school, so yeah.
>>59185239
So she is high test? Noice
>>59185546
>There was a gay bartender
>after we finished icecream i took the glass cups (idk how they are called) and carried them to bar since i needed to think about my next steps.
>Halfway through gayman asks me if i want to earn some extra cash
>i said yeah.
>*unzips dick*
>>59185575
I'm 21 in a few months and virgin
I'd say this >>59185603 but I watch one or two in a year and around when I was 14-17 I didn't even watch a single show
>>59185683
>>59185781
You can fuck a club slut easily if you have no standards.
>>59185575
maybe I don't have any interest in casual sex with some random sluts?
>>59185781
Lel you're like me. I'm 21 and the last time I watched anime was when I was 13 and Nurutu was on the cartoon channel, and I hate every single one since
>>59185844
well maybe I do have standards and enough of self-respect not to ignore them
>>59185844
yeah, but why would I?
I mean, I can just wank if I want and that's it
I am man for fuck's sake! MY flesh won't tell me what to do!
ᵃᶫᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ʰᵒᵗ ᵐᶦᶫᶠ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒʷᶰ ᴵ ᶫᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳᶦᶰᵍ "ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉ" ᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵒᵐᵉ
>>59185901
I didn't say I don't watch or like anime, I just don't gobble up untold amount of them, especially not that harem/moeshit garbage that most people fawn over
>>59185603
i didn't start watching anime until after i fugged a girl
>>59185655
only women do. whenever i admitted that i never really had a girlfriend, i immediately noticed the change in their attitude towards me. don't know if they saw me as a leper or a psycho killer after that, but it was definitely one of those two.
>>59185860
>>59185969
>>59186022
Suit yourself.
>>59186048
>whenever i admitted that i never really had a girlfriend
for what purpose ?
>>59186048
>i immediately noticed the change in their attitude towards me
sorry to hear that but i think the majority doesnt care desu sure its probably isnt bad to be experienced in fucking but i dont think someone should act differently towards a person because of that
>>59186048
>whenever i admitted that i never really had a girlfriend
why would you do that
top kek
>>59185239
>Anonette
What a stupid name for a girl.
>>59186216
midget hurling sounds like fun
>>59179858
this one
>>59186133
>>59186193
because they asked
>>59185267
why?
>>59187038
added this too
>>59187268
But why?
>>59187287
because they are fucking shit
v4 girls lust for italian and turk men
why
>>59187378
They don't. Quite opposite, brown people dont have best name here
>>59187378
cause they are whores
>>59187468
nod really :D
>>59187519
>1 girl is all v4 girls
wew
>>59187519
>let me tell you about your country
Being brown is disatvantage at everything here. This is not Skandi
>>59187519
>tropicke zemedelstvi
literally burning coal the degree
>>59187650
how many browns u seen disadvantaged :DD
>>59187519
Average you can have her.
>>59186249
>Uma
>Ula
>Inge
>Gertrude
What is a stupid name for a girl again?
>>59187710
are you foreigner
foreigners always have advantage no matter what country
>>59187741
yeah if they come from a "cool" country
in case you were wondering, that does not include turkey
>>59187668
all the cigány,all the arabs and all the fucking niggers.
Turks too.
You are not considered a "speciality" around here.
>>59187723
>German names
They are all shit and my wife is Slav anyway.
>>59187519
>1 girl wearing t-shirt with a country on it
>all girls must lust for men from those countries
you cockroaches are fucking retraded
>>59187791
>>59187793
no wonder you are butthurt kissless virgins :DD
no where you come from doesnt matter
it only matters to butthurt slav nazi wannaebs like you :DD
t. women pro
>>59187793
yeah
hungarians are v4 top in this
https://www.hrw.org/news/2016/05/09/dispatches-how-hungarys-human-rights-record-got-hammered
>>59187741
Im not. And its not advantage, people dislike foreigners especially from muslim countries
>>59187844
Why do you guys even respond to T*rks?
They are literally gypsy, just lies and yelling.
>>59187883
it doesnt matter
you can go to saudi arabia from europe where people hate christians much more and fuck a arab girl even rich princes cant
foreigner advantage is just too much :DD
>apply for a similar job as before at the same agency
>same guy as before calls next day, asks what happened to the previous job
>"well I didn't get any calls about it since"
>"oh okay I'll speak to my collegue again"
>1 hour later that collegue calls and I have my date for the interview
better late than never, I guess she really did forget about me and needed a nudge from her boss
>>59187942
nice
>>59187848
>all that deeb concernd
time to re-examine our ways
>>59187939
Nah. You can definitely get a girl as Turk but it won't be advantage
>>59187942
noice
>>59187942
Good luck with that
Also does Ice Hockey Championship get any attention in Hungry?
>>59187939
because being from a GOOD country is an advantage you dumb fuck.
Turkey is a 3rd world shithole with a reputation of supplying low level workers to germany
>tfw
Also I cant post any photos from my vylet because they are too big. Fuck everything
>>59188164
Make them smaller then, you homo
>>59188164
>mfw in any war I would either shuffle around papers or peel potatoes because of my horrible eyesight and other health issues
>>59188202
How can I do that on muh phone.
>>59188101
Kinda, the online news outlets and Sport1 in TV give live coverage of our matches and report on what's happening generally, but it's not getting that much attention, just a few articles
>>59188294
resize or crop
burrito for lunch lads
ama
fucking PayPal banned my account forever, what should i do? should i open new bank account and register tha one?
>>59189265
what did you do?
>>59189148
Had two lunches already
>>59189265
What did you do?
Fucking paypal changed way how you send money to your paypal acc and I cant no longer do it.
>>59189380
>Had two lunches already
disgusting pig m8
what did you have?
>>59189441
I cant help it I was forced to desu. First one was instead of breakfast
Chicken steak with salsa and potatoes and then 4 hours later fried breaded cheese with krokety.
Now eating pancake with icecream desu
>>59189565
that's more food than I eat in two days
absolutely haram m8
>>59189565
fat fuck
>>59189652
>>59189705
Its VERY rude to decline lunch invitation desu
>>59189565
get a load of this fatty
no wonder your knees refuse to cooperate
>>59189743
>Its VERY rude to decline lunch invitation desu
no need to gorge tho m8
load up on liquids instead
>>59189759
My knees are fine desu
>>59189845
#yolo
My sisters are here only for week desu
>>59189981
>My sisters are here only for week desu
fair enough
you should probably slow cook one of them into a stew desu
>>59189565
trami you fatty
>>59190065
Ikr so fucking full.
>>59190349
are your sisters qt314159s trami?
>>59190392
They are like 20 and 25 years older than me
>>59190566
answer the question
>>59190653
No but they were once
>>59190698
why dont you fuck off to canada too ?
>>59190741
What would I do there.
Besides ww3in yurop soon,gonna be fun desu
>>59190785
surely they have trams somewhere in canada too
>>59190566
>They are like 20 and 25 years older than me
good god man just answer the question
>>59190821
But I dont wabt to do that. Also they have trams like in Toronto and thats it
Faggots
>>59189327
>>59189380
I bought game currencies into online games and then did chargeback after i regretted it, i did it like 6x so it must seem pretty suspicious to them
I'm sad :^(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxEgGTJCl3I
>>59191224
your buds canceled again?
v4 kuks
>>59191419
What the fuck is an Urdu