second kpop edition
cara
janny?
motored through that last thread
So what does getting an interview mean? Does it mean I'll get the job if they like me?
I've never worked a day in my life and the company contacted me offering me an interview.
Reposting in new thread because some cheeky cunt made a new
Lads, is £140/week worth it for an apprenticeship? It's like 8.5 hours a day, including an hour for dinner. I'm only 18 like so £140s quite good to me, but 8.5 hours a day + 1 hour commute either way, 10.5 hours in total. Piss take desu.
Is it possible to simply not have a dinner hour? I'd rather go home an hour early than have a hour for dinner, I don't eat anyway
grimefu
this girl
ignoring the girl i like in an experimental new tactic
I'm a big guy
are irish humans?
>>59149575
BE GONE, CLOGGY TWAT
>>59149618
what apprenticeship?
lateleelee
>>59149631
I did this and it failed now I'm miserable, haha
Who else /cold shower/?
>>59149575
you're our only hope against kpoop
godspeed
>>59149642
Or are they dancer?
>>59149618
>Apprenticeship
Unless this in a vocation like plumbing or bricklaying, why would you bother?
>this triggers the Yanks
>>59149575
why are you posting pictures of naked boys?
>>59149650
simmer down
>>59149557
>>59149575
>>59149607
>>59149660
>>59149673
rotters
>>59149625
bit of a slag
>>59149622
>>59149664
cute
>>59149660
FACE SCREAMS NO
VAG SCREAMS YES
havent wanked in 4 days lads
kpop
ed
>>59149700
Why? It looks pretty good
I make Eggs in a Basket every now and then
>>59149618
>Is it possible to simply not have a dinner hour? I'd rather go home an hour early than have a hour for dinner, I don't eat anyway
We do that where I work and everyone just eats at their desks whilst working.
This was not allowed in my previous role, if you didn't clock out within the first 6 hours for an hour for lunch it issued an attendance warning.
Ask your boss
>>59149685
My sign is vital, my hands are cold.
>>59149616
Some companies will only have one interview before deciding who they want to hire, others will have multiple interviews and maybe an assessment centre.
>>59149616
no mate you walk in, they'll ask you to show them your willy and then you walk out and never go back again
how the fuck do you think it works you plum
>>59149732
good opinions x
>>59149642
>>59149616
fucking hell
average kpop fan in /brit/
>white
>smart
>healthy
>employed
average kpop hater in /brit/
>most likely black
>overweight
>NEET
>spends all day shitposting on 4chan in his bedroom
>>59149750
dece 5some
>>59149796
maya
>>59149498
diamond dogs xD
>Wanting to give up your dinner hour when you've never had a job before
Lad you will literally be crying out for that dinner hour after the first day.
You don't want to sit in your seat for 7 hours.
quick reminder that the daughter of the Polish president is a stunner
she's also called Kinga Duda which is a hilarious name
>>59149700
Why? Does the chemical treatment yanks give their eggs make runny eggs unsafe or something?
>>59149656
Lab technician lad
Can't tell you where, doxxable info desu
>>59149689
Yeah, the 10.5 hours of bullshit before I get to go home is proper grim as well. Wouldn't mind if it was a full time job, but for what like £3 an hour? Lmao fuck that
>>59149750
This image looks like a teaser for a hilarious comedy in which Ed gets a job at a bar in hopes of scoring the qt on the right but it turns out she's a lesbo and going out with blonde on the far left.
>>59149791
And I'm ooooon myyyy kneees looking for the answer
>>59149750
4>1>3>2
>>59149850
what is a dinner hour?
post rare gattos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0
>>59149878
i would like to know the methodology for this study
>>59149829
belter of a post
>>59149878
>they can't even make their own original posts
Nigger.
Greater London is black
>>59149771
When Americans use food terms you generally use completely wrong names for things.
What is eggs in the basket to you?
>>59149616
Yeah but if people with experience are applying you're fucked
>>59149878
I make 28k a year.
>>59149866
Runny yolks are a decisive issue in yankland. There's this persistent bullshit rumour that runny yolks mean the eggs uncooked and will give you salmonella and/or kill pregnant women
>want Chinese
>not had one in months
>only Chinese in the area on JustEat is offline
>hate ordering over the phone with chinks as it takes forever and is almost always wrong
>will likely get a call 1 hour later saying they can't find my house
>proceed to spend the next 15 minutes guiding them to my door
>they get here
>foods just warm/cold
Fuck sake!
>>59149876
What are your prospects at the end of it?
Imagine what it's like to not be lonely.
>>59149924
Yet still kind of true, kpoppers I've spoken to on here have jobs.
>>59149883
Are we human, or are we dancer?
Pay my respects to grace and virtue.
dudes >>59149875
>message girl
>shes not interested
rinse repeat
kpop is most certainly the choice of the rasheed
there is no argument that can made against this
>the asian subcontinent
>>59149942
can you make rent and bills?
lad I'm doing a watch of that Mayli FA
Rude
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3582366/Saoirse-Ronan-shows-acne-hit-complexion-goes-make-free-New-York.html
>>59149962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHAFMFFQlkI
>>59149941
Literally not true 2bh, I lost out on a 35k job because they needed someone more normie even though I was more experienced.
>>59149962
Yanks are gods jesters.
my condolences
im lil boat its so nice to meet u
>>59149898
Northerners call their lunch "dinner" and their dinner "tea". "Dinner hour" is basically an hour break so you can eat lunch.
Charcoal black
/brit/ went to shit after sershlad died
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
Well lads, are you refreshing your spam box?
fuck. thought the sunderland match was tonight, was looking forward to seeing newcastle get relegated again
>>59149992
>the asian subcontinent
do you even know what that means?
>>59150016
qt
>>59149850
I can't get back into work if I take an hour for lunch 2bh
>>59150044
Are you that same Greek lad who posted this shite about the London election earlier?
Fuck off mate.
>>59150070
i'm pretty sure theres a new janny already, he deleted both crayon pop and my post yesterday in a few threads
Need to buy something worth at least 12 pounds on amazon to get free shipping, what should I buy lads
YOU'D BETTER RUN EGG
>>59150065
This is actually true, all the plebs tried copying him to hard
Reminder that people who hate kpop are literal nigger loving grimetards
>>59150076
>tfw was in the holte end last time newcastle went down
>tfw villa have sent newcastle down again
>>59149962
Yanks truly are backwards
>can't watch a 2 minute youtube video in more than 240p
>takes over a minute to load each picture in this thread
>can't play a single song all the way through without buffering
Ahh yes, very impressive Plusnet
>>59150016
She's quite clearly not make-up free though.
>>59149940
What does it matter what we call things? It's all the same recipe more or less
Eggs in a basket (how I make it)
>cut a hole in a slice of bread
>drop butter on a pan
> place bread on the butter to toast the bread
>Add one egg into the hole
>once fried, flip egg and toast over
>add tomato sauce to the top of the toast and egg
>add a bit of cheese to the top of the sauce
>serve once it's melted
>>59150107
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO
>>59149993
>gay reddit bender flags
>>59150150
We've already established this tbqh
>>59150168
>Plusnet
heheheheheheheheh
What did you expect for £6/month?
>>59150016
DELETE THIS
>>59150179
fuck up you wog
>>59150084
this
drink up
Reminder that all countries that are "independent" of the British Empire are meme countries and don't exist.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59149976
Honestly, fuck knows.
I have a question, how easy is it to get a part time job in a supermarket? It's relatively good pay and I'll be able to go to college at the same time. It's just that I don't want to turn down this apprenticeship and then not be able to get any work at all.
>>59150016
why does the daily mail feel the need to report this shite
pathetic
>>59150179
this is very true
>>59150107
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Topeak-Super-Chain-Tool-Silver/dp/B000FIE4EK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
>>59150179
It's no different from any other type of meme posting that gets posted here on a daily basis.
/brit/ went to good after i migrated from reddit
>>59150232
GOMAD
>>59150214
Don't they have one pound internet now?
>>59149884
>4
Couldn't stand listening to her talk
haha lal
>>59150172
Because most clappyfats call that toad in the hole for some retarded reason.
Names are kind of important to allow people to understand a topic.
Homeless people who approach you and ask for money are the biggest cunts on the planet for one reason. They don't understand the concept of the word 'no'.
>One cunt came up to me two days ago and asked for 4 quid.
>Told him I didn't have anything (which was true, wouldn't have given him anything anyway because he's a cunt). Said 'I won't use it for drugs or alcohol. Bullshit.
>Then I see him again and he tried the same shit, approached me all friendly and before he finished saying 'excuse me' I told him I was busy (also true)
>THEN THE CUNT STARTS FOLLOWING ME.
>I head into Costas for a piss, come out of the toilet and guess what? THERE HE FUCKING IS.
>I turned a corner a few metres away from the shop after leaving and decided that the moment I pass 3 more shops I was going to turn around, and if he was still there I was going to confront him.
Swear to god this guy better get locked up soon (people like him come around every now and again but they either die or get arrested) and if he tries the same shit I will quickly loose my patience.
Never stop for these people I swear.
>>59150258
If you're not going to get anything at the end of it, don't bother.
If you're desperate for a job, go down to the local job agency and say you're open for anything. Got a job in under a week.
died on the forge lads
don't know why i started playing so shit
>MU bus is late
>Again
Is LvG doing this on purpose? It's the last week of the season ffs
do marmosets
>>59150084
>two bottles of orange jew
No wonder she has acne
So called Reddit "migrants" but they're all adult able bodied men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_United_Kingdom_integration_referendum,_1956
why did we reject them?
Eurovision tonight.
Get hype
>>59150331
>There's 2 kpop haters too
Maths checks out
>>59150331
what exactly are we supposed to be arguing?
>>59150102
no, that was another dude
I'd never pull such a cheap move on someone
>>59150346
I don't think Louis Van Gaal has much to do with Yank transport services mate
>/brit/ was ever good
>>59150329
All homeless people should be deported or sectioned desu
>>59150374
>Standards of living on the islands would be raised to parity with the rest of the UK by raising wages and increasing employment opportunities.[4]
Because they were poorniggers.
>>59150399
fuck all, we just like to argue over pointless shit
/brit/ went to shit after the 2015 GE when we had the leftist reddit invasion.
Anyways what I've noticed since being off it is ...
1.I give less fucks. I honestly don't care for the most part what people think. 2.My drive to do things is huge. I can't wait to get back down there again and smash that training course. I also work out like a beast now. I was already a really fit guy but now I'm pushing it further than i thought I could do when I work out.
3. People seem to respect and listen to you more.
4. I enjoy shit like ironing when before it was horrible. ( good if your joining the forces)
5.Able to focus more.
6. Females noticing me more when at the gym etc.
7. Increased confidence and happyness.
8. Able to stick to things more such as going to bed early and healthy eating.
/brit/ went to shit after I started posting
No fucking food in the house and I'm starving. Who can I blame for this one?
>>59150412
what a dapper sheep
'tis an awesome thing to see!
>>59150434
>Registered voters 152,783
>>59150311
sure goy, you only need to pay £18 line rental
SHawty wanna kiss me
but i know she suckin dick
>>59150503
yourself! haha
>>59150502
that's not true
New AOA teaser lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acu9kDa-mOk
>>59150436
Most of the fun shit doesn't make it out of the semis.
Montenegran rapping astronauts being a big example
/brit/ went to shit after the normie influx around July last year
right, which one of you lads wants a hard bumming?
>>59150508
bye all x
>interviewed by ethnic minority
>constantly try show that I'm extremely open minded, non-racist and basically just a left wing commie faggot
>get the job
Every time, LOVE being interviewed by Muslims/pakis especially.
>/brit/
>>59150565
bit gay
>>59150556
Saw that earlier, dat Seolhyun tummy game, can't wait
![2438378-8407197613-13924[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1yRbN9N.gif "2438378-8407197613-13924[1].gif")
me currently listening to venetian snares
>>59150574
how many interviews have you had that this could be a regular thing?
what actually am I living for
>>59150503
>>59150418
We need better drug and alcohol rehabilitation facilities.
Decriminalizing all drugs should be the first step.
Clearly thats where people fall into a trap and get pushed over the edge.
>>59150512
i can't let her kiss me - cuz i know she sucking dick
i can't let her hit this weed - cuz i know she sucking dick
>>59150574
>You keep going to these interviews
You either REALLY like getting jobs or they don't like you as much as you think.
>>59150574
DEVILISH
waheyyyy anyone ever been in a state of mind where the only conclusion to or the only response to everything is to kill themselves?
>>59150621
Being
might jump on tinder lads
what are good pics to use
>>59150655
yes haha ha
>>59150574
For future reference just in case, do you say words like diversity and all that crap? do they buy it?
>>59150563
quite literally, all me
>>59150404
>Yank transport services
wat
literally an underage autist ITT who keeps spelling 'I' on it's own as a lowercase 'i'
>>59150670
Anything outside and social-looking.
>>59150621
You'll be in a depressive episode even if you knew
>>59150655
Yup.
It's probably the worst feeling ever. It feels like there's no escape from anything. No matter what there's a constant barrage of bullshit coming your way.
>>59150693
hahahaha maaan what to even do
>>59150329
They've upped their game.
I don't leave the house much (shocker) but when I'm going into town there'll be paki women that clock me, walk up to me looking very worried and hand me a tiny piece of paper.
Naturally you read it because it might be serious, then a couple lines down they're just asking for free money.
Clever tactic, I have to give it to them.
I always say no to the bums on the floor with their dogs and their blankets and their harmonicas.
Making me read something means they stop me walking for half a second, the devious bastards.
>>59150728
>underage
GET HIM JANNY
going to make a right bent lunch for tomorrow.
still tasty though
rashida
>Interviewed by non whites
>The type of jobs he goes for aren't high enough up to always have white bosses.
>>59150728
>it's
>>59150741
what's so funny?
>>59150741
what u laffing @?
>>59150772
nice catch pham
>>59150728
i refuse to use capital letters on /brit/
>>59150776
>>59150780
>>59150436
>>59150331
>>59150231
>>59150179
>>59150092
>>59149993
>>59149878
>>59149779
>>59150643
>>59150617
I have lots of interviews because when they find out I'm a Rorke after the first week I get fired. Rinse and repeat.
>that one girl who you thought was definitely into you but turns out to just be a massive flirt with everyone
>>59149941
I never applied though. They found my CV and want me to come in for an interview.
>>59150857
Rorke
Carlos Tevez pulling off the great escape is the most magical event at Upton Park
Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing to be stuck in a stable job, it's not very exciting and I'm bored as fuck but at the end of the day it's still a job.
>>59150832
oh dear
>>59150670
Hmm tinder in Cambodia would be interesting
Might download it for bants
>>59150857
What do you say to piss the Pakis off?
Saying "We dealt with India well" makes them like you for fucks sake.
>reddit: the boat getting BTFO by based attenborough
my favourite moment of 2016 tbf
>>59150875
Still check her facebook occasionally.
>>59150381
Eurovision is for women and benders mate
https://twitter.com/aht4005/status/730106686732644352
me and the lads at the game tonight
>>59150875
fmliktfb
any stellaris lads about?
>>59150832
RIP grater landan
>>59150875
>that one girl who you thought was definitely into you but turns out that she simply wasn't treating you with instant disgust and derision like everyone else
>>59150991
no
is it any good?
Everyday is the same. I'm going insane.
>>59150329
Try growing up on a council estate m8
>smack heads roaming around
>constantly coming up to with bullshit
>"e-excuse me love have you got some money I need to get the bus home I don't live round here"
>BULLSHIT. You live round the corner from me you lying crack fiend
>"excuse me mate have you got 30p? I need use the pay phone"
>BULLSHIT. Ive lived round here all my life, there isn't ONE fucking pay phone you cheeky cunt
>they don't even try to use different excuses, they'll literally approach you the next day with the EXACT same line of bullshit
REEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE FUCKING AUDACITY
>>59150877
PLEASE RESPOND I HAVE TO TRAVEL HALF AWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY FOR THIS INTERVIEW
>>59151019
Only played about 30minutes, slowly going through the tutorial missions. I'm liking it so far
>>59151056
no one cares. you're not special so wind your neck in you arrogant twat.
My normie friend gave me some advice on chatting up girls
>Just be urself
fuck sake
>>59151129
>Jus bee urself but better :^)
reeeeeeeeee
>>59150329
JUST
SAY
NO
Cum on my slut face please
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-apologise-for-making-fake-suicide-bomber-shout-allahu-akbar-during-counter-terror-exercise-in-a7022196.html
mate keeps asking if i'm gay because i don't have a gf
not sure what his problem is
>>59151123
I neither implied I was special or arrogant you mong.
>>59151056
where's your PC m8?
>>59151019
also have this
https://kickass.unblocked.tv/stellaris-galaxy-edition-v1-0-0-2-dlc-bonus-content-multi7-fitgirl-repack-selective-download-from-1-1-gb-t12570421.html
>>59151192
he wants to bum u x
>>59150329
I don't blame them
it works because plenty of people are too weak to keep saying no
>>59151220
janny won't like this lad
also virus
>>59150972
>In fairness there will be more space and much better facilities for smashing up coaches at the Olympic stadium
kek
>>59151286
Poleaboo isn't real/
Literally every young man I know excluding myself has a girlfriend. I've NEVER had one.
Interesting.
>>59150733
well im fucked
>>59151330
Genetic failure there lad
>>59151247
janny will love it, i'm letting him enjoy it for free
>>59151330
>tfw
what do you think is wrong with us
>>59151330
FOAL
>>59151192
He fancies you
>>59151379
>using an abnormie gimmick
>>59151330
>tfw I've literally never made a move on a girl
>Days off work completely wasted because nobody wants to hang out with me
>I have no friends
>Get drunk by myself to pass the time
>Being drunk makes me suicidal
>>59151330
friend asked if I was gay recently
>>59151448
wouldn't even know how to do it, just be direct?
watched too much degen porn so now when I'm with a bird I can't get it up haha
>>59151482
jus
>>59151378
>>59151330
>>59151448
funny how you put no effort in and don't have a girlfriend
it's almost as if you have to work for something
>>59151445
>browsing a (ex/failed) normie general
>>59151448
Me neither.
Went out to play pool and some girl came up to me and said her friend thought I was hot and I just told her to fuck off.
Not sure why I'm so autistic around women.
>>59151449
smoke weed
Just opened two new savings accounts lads
>>59151491
FONT
>>59151330
2bh Im the only one among my friends whos never had one but one of them only had a "long distance" relationship with a girl who was fat and mental so I'm not sure I'd really want to trade with him
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36260193
>cameron calls nigeria corrupt
>meanwhile advocating we stay in the eu
can't make this shit up
>>59151525
how much did you put in them
>>59151491
I don't know, fucking a bird seems pretty degenerate to me. The wings and talons may hurt you
>>59151515
it's almost as if we fear rejection and humiliation
>>59148760
>>59148826
>>59149296
HOWLING
>>59151573
£1000 total, can only put in £500 a month
Will earn me £380 in interest in a year assuming I meet my spending budget
>>59151515
Oh look, here's a normie twat showing off those empathy skills we apparently lack
>>59151643
oh deer
>>59151605
what do you expect? how often in life have you got something desirable the very first time you tried?
literally shake my head at you lot when you expect a gf to just walk into your room one day
>>59151558
ah yes, the EU is definitely as corrupt as Nigeria
>>59151663
wow checkout mr billionaire here
>>59151643
jesus christ
he's really doing it
>>59151643
how are they still up
janny is so bent
>>59151680
it's the same with anything in life, you put in what you get out
sitting at home /brit/posting isn't actually going to get you anywhere, sorry to burst your bubble
put yourself out there, improve yourself and you will make progress
>>59151704
right innit
