>*knock knock*
You open the door. It's the Queen's Guard. They've come to take your gf away.
Choose your weapon, /int/. You have 10 seconds to save your gf from abduction before she is taken away and eaten alive to sustain the Queen's Guards' ferocious appetite.
>>59138842
The sword of Allah swt cuts strong.
Spears and cowhide shields like the one used in the battle of Isandlwana, they seem to be able to kill Brits very easily.
>>59138842
*whispers to gf*
hey babe, I need you to run as fast as you can to the Wendy's where we had our first date. I promise I'll be back.
*kisses*
*to Queen's Guard*
Bring it on, you afro haired fairies. The only person who's allowed to eat my gf is me hehe
>>59138842
>implying I have a gf
>>59139058
They have Wendy's in Myanmar?
>>59138842
*unsheathes Chinese bendy sword*
I take no pleasure in killing you
>brits
I could kill them all with a spoon
>>59139301
try me, fucking try me mate
I pick up a Quran and declare that I am actually a muslim
They immediately apologize for the intrusion and leave
>>59139373
Fight me, I'm on fire today !
>>59139402
>it's a joke about Muslims in Britain episode
>>59139058
Myanmar, Burma, Cambodia
Why so many names for one country?
>>59138842
KHAN HELP ME.
>>59138842
>They've come to take your gf away
They probably knocked at the wrong door then
>>59138842
>take metal pipe
>break first guard head at the door
>swear and yell in my language to scare the rest away
>>59139441
It's not a "joke"
We are fucked, m8
>>59139441
>myanmar
can't think of anything, tbqh
>>59139461
>American education
>>59139495
>>59138842
Open the door, listen to their apologies after they won't find anyone.
>>59139461
>Cambodia
Don't talk to my wife's son's wife's son ever again, Yankie Doodle
>>59139686
I'm serious, why did they decide to change their names so many times after China left the Soviet Union?
American coffee. Proven to keep the red coats away.
>>59138842
I tell them my house is a mosque, they'll leave right away and call me mayor in the process while apologizing
>>59140133
To be fair, it would make sense to find a frenchman in a mosque
>>59138842
I rape their pinky boypussies
>>59140184
that's why there are a lot of french people in london
>>59139902
Thanks for the meme support
>>59139817
>>59139686
You aren't answering my concern.
Why so many names for one country?
Well, I have a pistol and 45 bullets...
>>59140442
Burma was the name we gave it after they tried to invade India while we were doing it/wouldn't stop speaking to the French. It changed to Myanmar later on to reflect that the country isn't just made up of the Burman ethnic group/we're not a colony anymore.
Brits are sissies
I could sneeze and they would run away
>>59140682
>that webm of 20 police officers running from a si file niggnog with a plastic knife
>>59140801
>>59140682
I know which one about which you're speaking
someone find the clip
>britbong fighting prowess
>>59139607
I just find a picture of a man tipping a fedora and type "M'yanmar". Watch and learn kiddo.
>>59139441
M'yanmar
>>59140682
These are actual soldiers though, they all have tours in Iraq and Afghan
>>59138842
God bless America.
>>59139452
PENCILS OVER 15CM LONG ARE ILLEGAL
>>59140682
>Brits
>biggest empire in the history of the universe
>'''poles''''
>bullied ever since it has existed
>never won a war
lmao
>>59143020
>Be Brits
>Colonize literally empty lands and some poo in the loo
>"""""""""""""""Empire"""""""""""""""
>>59143116
>israel
>literally given your country by the Brits because we felt sorry for you
>>59143116
Your country owns it's existance to brits so SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT.
>>59143229
Respecting the people who keep them alive isn't really Israel's thing.
Beat them up with my trusty quran and make them pay reparations, this time i take their daughters
>>59143679
I'll make way then think
They're going to find that very difficult to do in the city of Boston
>>59143679
Europe
>>59138842
>this thread
https://youtu.be/TmCnYXOO33I
>>59144023
literal peasants
>>59144007
How would Russian police handle the situation?
>>59143116
Israel was a mistake.
>>59144181
I think they would have come up with something or just kill him)
Well, this worked pretty well.
>>59138842
>They've come to take your gf away.
Joke's on them I don't have a gf.
>>59141434
I prefer the one where they almost let some shop owner get murdered
>>59144181
They would wait until a bystander inevitably ran him over by accident
